Auto news on Youtube Oct 24 2018

Sup Sis! Cutting through the fog and curbing them dogs, it's your highness Da Qween of

every thing from Queerspace Magazine back with your weekly Nightlife Roundup! Let's

jump right into Wednesday with Heels: Drag Rock Show, with Betty Wetter and Butylene

O'Kipple. You heard right, babes! The forces of live music and drag combine thanks to the

power of Betty and Butylene. So who's bringing the funk? We have: Michete, The Loungettes,

Steaming Manhole, and a night full of crazy shit you just can't possibly miss, all poppin

off at the Cha Cha Lounge this Wednesday from 9-2 am honey and it's absolutely free. Next

up for Saturday we have a QTPOC Halloween Music show. Celebrate Halloweekend 2018 at

Cafe Red with music by Seattle QTPOC! Fun costumes encouraged but not necessary as it

will be getting hot up in there. So who's blowing the speakers Saturday night? None

other than Occlusions, Brian is Ze ,Nic Masangkay, and Ace! With this magical lineup you know

it's poppin off at Cafe Red this Saturday. Doors at 7, show at 8, tickets are $5-8 sliding

scale. And our final event on the roundup this week is the Her Seattle Party: Dark Magic.

When the lights go out, and those supernatural freaky tendencies come out to play, Her slides

thru with dark magic and surprises around every corner. Come out for Supernatural Movie

Trivia, Tarot card reading,s a costume contest, and did I mention some of Seattle's hottest

DJs slaying your life all night long? Like DJs Toya B, Essex, And Thais, not to mention

your Mc Thadayus the Hyper King and your Special Enchantress Briq House will be keeping you

lit all night as well – like a really tall candle. And this all is poppin off at Ora

Seattle this Saturday at 9 o'clock. Tickets are $13-25 and they're going fast don't

miss out! Well that's all the events I had for you this week babes and faves. As always

remember to check the description below for the link to dates times and locations. Thanks

for joining me for this week's Nightlife Roundup. I'm Da Qween and I'll see yo face at the

place. Peace

For more infomation >> Nightlife Roundup: Heels! Drag Rock Show, HER Seattle Party: Dark Magic, and More! - Duration: 2:33.

-------------------------------------------

David Cross Has Some Dark Fatherhood Jokes - Duration: 5:04.

-It's been a while since you've been here,

and I know it's been a while because you have a 20-month-old,

and you didn't have it last time you were here,

so it's been at least 20 months. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-Congratulations. -No, she's 12.

-She's 12 years old? [ Laughter ]

-Oh, you're talking about the kid.

I thought you were talking about the dog.

-Oh, yeah. [ Laughter ]

-I just go to -- Yeah, yeah.

No, there's a -- Yeah, what do you call it?

A -- A -- A baby thing. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ] -Yeah, yeah.

-You and your wife, Amber Tamblyn,

had a baby, a little girl. -Yep.

-And you took your -- -For now.

-Well, okay. -I'm not pressuring her.

-Oh, okay. -She can do whatever she wants.

-Oh, good for that. Yeah.

-They can do whatever they want.

Sorry. I got to get with the lingo.

-Yeah, there you go. -I don't know what it is.

-You, uh... You took her on tour.

-Aww! -Aww! Look at that.

[ Audience "Awws" ] -Come on.

-Look at you guys surfing the world wide web together.

That's fantastic. -Yeah.

-So, she went on tour, and this is a proper tour bus, yes?

-Yeah. My wife, Amber,

came out with a book, called "Any Man,"

which is great. You should get it.

[ Laughter ]

And the book was released the same time that the tour started.

And we did this just completely coincidentally the last tour

where she had a book come out when I was touring,

so we all went out, and she would do

bookstore readings/signings, and I'd do the show that night.

And, you know, we consulted a bunch of people,

like, "How long can you leave an infant on their own?"

[ Laughter ]

And they were like, "A week is too much."

[ Laughter ]

So... [ Laughter ]

So, yeah. We had the bus,

and we had a crib constructed in the back, and we all went.

We were out for 2 1/2 months. -That's fantastic.

What a great amount of time to spend as a family.

-Yeah, every day. I saw my kid every day.

-It's great.

It's harder to do than you would think.

I mean, if you work all the time.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-Obviously, you're a comedian, you have a kid now.

Do you find that you have fatherhood material

now that you have a child?

-It hasn't occurred to me.

[ Laughter ]

But, yeah, I have some very dark jokes about that.

[ Laughter ] I do.

Except, I will say this.

If you're coming, we've only got like

eight shows left in the tour, but all the jokes were written

when she was 1. So in this set, she's 1.

-Okay, gotcha.

-Don't be thrown off when I say...

-Well, you can still say 1-year-old

when they're 20 months, right?

Can't you, or no? -No, that's a lie.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

It is weird how you -- I guess you go 1,

and then you have to do all the months until 2,

and then you stop. Right? And then you just go...

-And then you never mention their age again.

No. 'Cause it looks bad on you.

It makes you look bad. -Yeah, well it makes me older.

Yeah, and I don't like that. -I get it.

-Your show, you're touring with a show called Oh Come On.

How did you come up with the title Oh Come On?

-I didn't, actually. The audience did.

[ Laughter ] They did.

No. Let me explain.

I -- I've never put a set together from scratch, you know?

And I went out, and I had several months

where I was just gonna get a set together.

So I would go out, and three nights a week, Brooklyn,

go do shows where I was just talking with notes and stuff,

and I taped the sets and transcribe them

and go, "That's a bit.

That sounds like it could be a bit."

And then, as the set was developing,

I would have Q&As with the audience after the set.

I would say, you know, "Too many of this joke?

Should this come here? What about this bit?

What did you think about that?"

And I had a couple ideas, and this happens every tour.

I had a couple ideas for what I wanted the title to be,

and I suggested one of them, and the audience,

like, en masse is like, "No! Boo! Boo!"

[ Laughter ]

And they were right.

It was a terrible, pretentious punny name and awful.

And I was like, "Wow, okay. What about this?"

And they booed that.

And then I said, "Well, what do you think?"

And then two people, independent of each other,

in two different parts of the audience one night

at The Bell House in Brooklyn, both said, "Oh, come on,"

at the same time, and it references something,

a bit in the set, and it also kind of speaks --

It has a general, like, "Oh, come on," you know,

for our times today.

-It's also a wonderful --

I feel like that nobody has a good crowdsourcing story,

and the fact that you actually went out

and trusted your audience to give you feedback

is a really nice, lovely thing to hear.

-Yeah, and I only charged them 5 bucks for that session.

-Right. [ Laughter ]

-So it's smart. It's good for them.

It's only costing -- They paid to get in already.

-Yeah. -This way, you know,

it's just an extra $5 from everybody

if you want to pipe up, you know.

If you want me to hear your sound.

-An extra $5. -Yeah, yeah.

For more infomation >> David Cross Has Some Dark Fatherhood Jokes - Duration: 5:04.

-------------------------------------------

Joker Interrogation Scene | The Dark Knight (2008) Movie Clip - Duration: 5:09.

Harvey Dent never made it home.

- Of course not. - What have you done with him?

Me?

I was right here.

Who did you leave him with?

Hm? Your people?

Assuming, of course, that they are still your people...

...and not Maroni's.

Does it depress you, commissioner...

...to know just how alone you really are?

Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament?

- Where is he? - What's the time?

What difference does that make?

Well, depending on the time, he may be in one spot or several.

- If we're gonna play games... - Mm-hm?

...I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.

Ah, the "good cop, bad cop" routine?

Not exactly.

Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next...

See?

You wanted me. Here I am.

I wanted to see what you'd do.

And you didn't disappoint.

You let five people die.

Then you let Dent take your place.

- Even to a guy like me, that's cold. - Where's Dent?

Those Mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were.

But I know the truth. There's no going back. You've changed things.

- Forever. - Then why do you wanna kill me?

I don't wanna kill you.

What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off Mob dealers? No, no.

No. No, you...

You complete me.

- You're garbage who kills for money. - Don't talk like one of them. You're not.

Even if you'd like to be.

To them, you're just a freak...

...like me.

They need you right now...

...but when they don't...

...they'll cast you out like a leper.

You see, their morals, their code...

...it's a bad joke.

Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you.

When the chips are down, these...

These civilized people...

...they'll eat each other.

See, I'm not a monster.

I'm just ahead of the curve.

Where's Dent?

You have all these rules, and you think they'll save you.

- He's in control. - I have one rule.

Oh. Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.

Which is?

The only sensible way to live is without rules.

And tonight you're gonna break your one rule.

I'm considering it.

There's only minutes left, so you'll have to play my game...

...if you wanna save one of them.

"Them"?

You know, for a while there, I thought you really were Dent.

The way you threw yourself after her.

Look at you go.

Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?

Where are they?!

Killing is making a choice.

- Where are they?! - Choose between one life or the other.

Your friend the district attorney, or his blushing bride-to-be.

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with.

Nothing to do with all your strength.

Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are, both of them.

And that's the point. You'll have to choose.

He's at 25052nd Street...

...and she's on Avenue X at Cicero.

For more infomation >> Joker Interrogation Scene | The Dark Knight (2008) Movie Clip - Duration: 5:09.

-------------------------------------------

Into the Dark: Flesh and Blood Trailer (Official) • A Hulu Original - Duration: 1:31.

Happy thanksgiving, sweetheart.

I have to go out for a bit today.

You take your meds?

Your mother's death was a terrible loss

to endure at your age.

I think you're afraid because the man

who did this was never caught.

And maybe that's why you don't want to leave.

I'm safe here.

You can't stay in here forever.

A teenager from California is still

missing after a one-week search has failed to turn

up any new leads or witnesses.

Hey, where did you get my birthday present?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

There's blood on this.

This whole thing is getting out of hand.

You're paranoid.

Don't turn this around on me.

All I have is us.

You think I want to lose you?

I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

For more infomation >> Into the Dark: Flesh and Blood Trailer (Official) • A Hulu Original - Duration: 1:31.

-------------------------------------------

Most DC Thing: Riding on the Metro in the dark - Duration: 1:02.

For more infomation >> Most DC Thing: Riding on the Metro in the dark - Duration: 1:02.

-------------------------------------------

DARK 18.BÖLÜM (VAMPİR AKSİYON OYUNU) - Duration: 12:33.

For more infomation >> DARK 18.BÖLÜM (VAMPİR AKSİYON OYUNU) - Duration: 12:33.

-------------------------------------------

Volkswagen up! 1.0 60PK Up! | Airco | Elektrische Ramen | 15" inch Dark LM - Duration: 1:11.

For more infomation >> Volkswagen up! 1.0 60PK Up! | Airco | Elektrische Ramen | 15" inch Dark LM - Duration: 1:11.

-------------------------------------------

Citroën Berlingo 1.6 HDI 75PK DARK EDITION Economy AIRCO / NAVI - Duration: 0:52.

For more infomation >> Citroën Berlingo 1.6 HDI 75PK DARK EDITION Economy AIRCO / NAVI - Duration: 0:52.

-------------------------------------------

The Golden Script Part 3 - The Dark Woods Scene - Duration: 11:03.

For more infomation >> The Golden Script Part 3 - The Dark Woods Scene - Duration: 11:03.

-------------------------------------------

Citroën Jumpy M 2.0 BlueHDi 120PK S&S Dark Edition - Duration: 0:54.

For more infomation >> Citroën Jumpy M 2.0 BlueHDi 120PK S&S Dark Edition - Duration: 0:54.

-------------------------------------------

Dark Souls III! the pain is real! - Duration: 1:35:44.

theres a lot of grinding

hard fron rubbing

it makes us tingley

so nasty

like it makes things tight

so tights