I have a whip on my head, so...
I have a very strong feeling that I'm going to have to zoom you out
and raise the entire tripod
at some point, but
We'll start with this
Hello! Hi! Welcome back
I'm about to make the most ridiculously stupid video
on my entire channel
and I can't wait
last year I tweeted
"my dream is to make the stupid and masterful type of videos that Jenna Marbles does"
and I feel like this is the start of my journey
to be officially adopted
by Jenna and Julien
When I was eight years old, I read a comic called WINX
it's about fairies fighting evil, basically
and there was one very specific villain
that I just connected with, on a spiritual level
and her name was Icy
she had the most
extra hair, that I've ever seen
and I loved it
Icy was that bitch
and me, at eight years old
wanted to also be
that bitch
so I asked my mum if she could please do my hair like Icy
which she did
and now, looking back on it
I wish she would've just told me what a dumb idea that was
she gave me what I wanted
at the ripe age of eight
and I got made fun of it, beyond belief
and now here we are, twelve years later
and I'm about to do the same exact hairstyle
we have officially come full circle, you know
if you can't beat them, join them
we are going to be doing two things today
one, I am going to try to accomplish my eight year old mission of becoming "that bitch"
and two,
I'm-
I'm just very curious about how many
hair ties I can fit
on top of my ponytail
either we are going to get the answer to that
or I am going to run out of
hair ties
and if I do then we know that the answer is
that I have to go out and buy more hair ties
I don't have a Julien to be here with me
but I can make comments on my own
I mean
I never shut up, so
I'm going to have to start
with my hair on the top of my head
so we're gonna
the thing is
all my hair always gets stuck in my piercings so I have to do this
every single time I try to do my hair
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
listen to the sound of that
that's the sound of Nordic, fragile hair
being ripped out of my skull
we're starting off with a very strong base
and a very strong hair tie that I own
so..
we have one
this, is kind of a look
like, I don't look that bad
so let's just continue
we're alr-
I'm already going to zoom us out
I have a feeling this is going to be very distracting for everyone, but
figure it out
hair tie..
number- ow, ow, ow
I have a feeling I am going to get
a ponytail headache
if you don't know what a ponytail headache is
it is basically when your ponytail is so tight that it pulls all your hair back
until you get a headache
and I am definitely doing something-
this is also an arm workout I'm getting tired
how many do we think I'm gonna fit up here?
I'm trying to, like, reach the top
like I'm gonna see
how many I can get
I think up until now the most famous videos I have are the "why I hate your zodiac sign"s
and the sims video
and I hope that this video is what makes it
so that when you google "Anette Laagstad"
this is the video that shows up first as recommended, because
Ithis is what I wanna be remembered by
I've had such a terrible week, that this is kind of therapeutic
I think this is what my hair would look like when I went to school as an eight year old
it is tilting forward
peekaboo, bitch
I can't wait until someone asks me how my weekend was
"What did you do?"
oh, you just wait
you just wait until I upload this youtube video, you will see what I did, moterfucker
you will see
everyone will see
an issue in my videos is that my fringe always gets caught in my eyelashes
now my entire hair is getting caught is my eyelashes
oh my god
I'm turning myself into a unicorn
I'm sure some drag queen has done this
and I'm sure they look ten times better than I do
also, because the bigger hair ties are bigger
duh
they're gonna use more space
so, maybe I won't fit more than like maybe
thirty-five big hair ties on my head
oh boy, if I were to do this with small ones
who knows how far I'd be able to go
this is a hair tie I stole from my sister once
I'm running out of arm space
found it
I think I'm gonna actually have to move you guys further back
so
ow
I'm gonna have to raise the tripod, because
you can't even see the top of this
ok
let's continue
I look beautiful, I love it
oh my god, this is great!
oI'm living my childhood dream!
ow! that still fucking hurts
it is now focusing on the art on my wall
great
we're closing in on thirty, everyone
I hope everyone's excited
see I was planning on doing a different video
but I litterally-
I've been so excited about this video, since I got the idea
I can't wait
like, I have to do this
I have to find out
this is what we're working with
when it goes, like, straight up
so..
not bad
I'm gonna have to, like, cover this up or move it or something
'cause I'm gonna lose my mind if I'm gonna keep filming here
this is the most fun I've had in a very long time
ok, some fun pink at the end there now
this is a weapon, now
you can also see that I've had coconut oil in my hair
because
this is standing straight out
I feel like this might be what boys mean when they say that they like their girlfriends to have their hair up
like bitch, what is more up
than up?
oh this is beautiful
we just made it to fifty
it's more than I thought fit on here, actually, so
we're at fifty-seven, I'm gonna see if I can try to shove three onto the end here
we might not be able to do it,
but it's-
I will put in the effort
I promise
and
we're covered
look at this
I mean you can't not look at it
this is amazing
I'm gonna see if I can
get my friends to guess how many hair ties I can fit on my ponytail
[Ingvild] Ok!
[Anette] Ok, there we are
[Anette] Ok, I have a question
[Ingvild] Yes? [Anette] How many hair ties do you think I could fit
on a ponytail?
[Ingvild] I don't know
[Ingvild] Fifty?
[Anette] The correct answer is sixty!
[Ingvild] Do you have a life? I don't understand
[Anette] You said you wanted to see something fantastic
[Ingvild] How long did that take?
[Anette] I don't want to talk about it
[Ingvild] Is it for youtube?
[Anette] Yeah, It would've been sad if it wasn't
[Ingvild] Yeah, it might have been [Anette] Yeah
Ok, we got one "fifty"
Let's see if my other friend picks up
[Anette] Oh, there he is
[Sigurd] Hello?
[Anette] I have a question
[Sigurd] Ok?
[Anette] How many hair ties do you think I can fit on my ponytail?
[Sigurd] How many?
[Anette] Hair ties do you think I can fit on my ponytail?
[Sigurd] Thirty-two?
[Anette] No you missed, the answer is sixty
[Sigurd] What the-
[Sigurd] Congratulations
[Anette] Thank you
[Anette] I just wanted to know, Ingvild was closer than you were, but
[Sigurd] are you going to wear it like that on monday?
[Anette] No that wasn't the plan
[Anette] Alright, thirty-two
[Anette] It's disappointing that you guessed that low but you don't know that much about
[Anette] ow!
[Anette] about long hair, so..
[Sigurd] No I don't [Anette] no
[Anette] But thanks for trying
[Sigurd] it looks like one of those, I don't know
[Sigurd] It almost looks like a cats tail that
[Sigurd] That's broken, I don't know
[Anette] Is it Rose?
[Rose] Hey
[Anette] Hey, I have a question
[Rose] yeah?
[Anette] How many hair ties do you think I could fit on a ponytail on me?
[Rose] Wow, do you know about how long your hair is?
[Anette] It goes past my bra strap when it's straight down
[Rose] Ok, so you mean just all hair ties around the ponytail?
[Anette] yes
[Rose] So it becomes one long sausage of hair ties? [Anette] Yeah
[Rose] Forty-five
[Anette] You missed by fifteen, correct answer is sixty
[Rose] Wow
[Anette] You're on second place
[Anette] Ok, thank you for your contribution [Rose] No problem
ok, so my friends have spoken
we got one "forty-five", one "fifty", one saying "thirty" something and one saying "five"
this
is what
I wanted
when I was eight, like this
is exactly what my life should have been at eight, because
at eight I was bullied for my hair looking stupid
if I had this
people wouldn't bully me because they'd be like
ok, you know what? yeah it looks fucking ridiculous
apparently, it looks like a broken cats tail, but
I've gone full out
I have reached my full potential, and I am now
in fact
"that bitch"
I hope everyone that sees this
can think, you know
even if you have a goal when you're younger
and then you get older and you're like "this is never gonna happen"
believe in yourself
look at the limits and then push them
because, there is nothing wrong with
doing this
if you would like to subscribe to my channel, you can click over here
join the trainwreck
and see what the hell will happen next because
this is not what any of you were expecting
believe in yourself, believe in your hair
believe in your dreams
push the limits!
and
become that bitch
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