Auto news on Youtube Jan 30 2019

You kill people. That makes you a murderer.

That's true. But what does that make you?

Still working that one out.

For more infomation >> Lara Croft: The Dark Essence - TV Spot (Lara and Atlas) - Duration: 0:47.

-------------------------------------------

Monsta X's Jooheon Debuts New Dark Hair In Shirtless Workout Video & Fans Are Freaking Out - Breakin - Duration: 2:55.

Monsta X fans, this isn't a drill — Jooheon has DARK HAIR! See his transformation in a new shirtless video of him running on a treadmill! Warning: You may be emotional after watching this…

Jooheon, 24, debuted new dark hair and he looks amazing! The Monsta X member, (whose real name is Lee Joo-heon) made fans swoon over his hair transformation in a now viral, SHIRTLESS video on January 28! In the video, which was tweeted by a fan, Jooheon is running on a treadmill as his six-pack abs and toned arms flex with every stride. — Watch him working out in the below video and see his epic hair transformation!

"2019 BEAST MODE ON," the video caption read, along with a fire emoji. The South Korean rapper and songwriter is clearly motivated to make this year is best one yet. And, did anyone notice that his new hair remained perfectly styled, despite his intense workout? — Now, that's impressive!

Jooheon's new look is a complete 180 from his usual icy, platinum blonde locks. Not to mention, he swapped his usual spiked hair for a more flat do', which appears more tamed down in the video. If you ask us, Jooheon can pull off either look with ease. What do you think? — Let us know in the comments!

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

DARK HAIRED JOOHEON IS HERE,

I REPEAT, DARK HAIRED JOOHEON HAS MADE ITS RETURN AFTER 650+ DAYS ALSO SHIRTLESS I'M SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/GWvRShjMIU

— shar (@ultsmx) January 29, 2019

The fan who tweeted the video noted that Jooheon apparently changed his hair from light to dark after 650-plus days. — That's almost two years, and a moment that clearly called for a major "PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT," as seen in the tweet. And, fans are loving his new hair! In fact, they're "screaming" and "crying" (with joy, of course) over it. "I still can't move on from Jooheon's dark hair someone hold my wig pls," one pleasantly surprised fan tweeted.

But, if you can recall, Jooheon had dark hair a while back, and fans who remember are so emotional over it! "I still can't believe Jooheon's dark hair is really back I'll probably talk about this for a long time cause I love his dark hair and I missed it so f–kin much and that's it," another fan reacted on Twitter.

For more infomation >> Monsta X's Jooheon Debuts New Dark Hair In Shirtless Workout Video & Fans Are Freaking Out - Breakin - Duration: 2:55.

-------------------------------------------

SI TU AIMES LE BLEU💙💎 ET LES DARK LIPS 🖤 , CE LOOK EST POUR TOI | ➕SOIN DU VISAGE| Annick Bakot - Duration: 14:02.

For more infomation >> SI TU AIMES LE BLEU💙💎 ET LES DARK LIPS 🖤 , CE LOOK EST POUR TOI | ➕SOIN DU VISAGE| Annick Bakot - Duration: 14:02.

-------------------------------------------

How To Enable Dark Mode(Night Mode) On Google Maps For All Android & IOS - Duration: 2:29.

Hello what's up guys and welcome back to my youtube channel

"Theta box". Today I will show you how to enable night mode in your Google Maps

application.Now a days lots of people's are using this navigation application to

discover the unknown places, but if you are using this application in night time

may be your screen brightness is disturb your eyes. To avoid this kind of

problems, they launched the new feature is called as "Dark mode". By using this

new update you can easily use this app continuously in night time also. So how

to enable this feature?. And this method almost works for all android mobile

devices, so don't worry about your device. So let's go to our tutorial... First of

all open your Google Maps application, but sometime it ask for Gmail account

informations for complete the login processes. So my GPS is starts to

navigating,here you can press that horizontal line icon and it is placed

at the almost top of left side and this icon will help you to access the

settings menu. So here you can scroll down and then go to "Settings", now in this

section it shows lot's of account related settings, but you can go to "Navigation

settings" and then click to open it. This is Google Voice Settings, but you can

scroll down.Finally I get the dark mode option

and it is placed under the "Map display" section, so here it shows three options

One is "Automatic" and the second one is "Day mode" and the final one is "Night

mode". So here I try to select "Night mode" and the final one. After I select this

feature now I try to check it, if this method is works or not. So I try to

search one new location.

Finally here you can see my night mode works very smoothly. So this is

the way you can easily enable the dark mode feature in your Google Maps

application. For more tech videos you can subscribe my beautiful tech channel

"Theta box" and thanks for watching...

For more infomation >> How To Enable Dark Mode(Night Mode) On Google Maps For All Android & IOS - Duration: 2:29.

-------------------------------------------

THE BEST INTRO EVER .. (The Dark Matter) - Duration: 1:46.

it goes around the world goes around and you still in one round son you cant handle a 1000 pound

I keep continue even if someone step me from back

I will say okay just stay back I will never look back

No worries where is the menu I will continue you not my mind yo you just Aey yo

the sounds controlled you just leave it is not for you

my words is bigger than your grandfather age where is the cage

let me put this bird inside the cage

and after that I will turn this page in to ice age

night is coming you can't run the dark matter in everywhere my son

covering all the matrix take a large X

suck my left finger be careful is not

A TWIX AEY AEY

it is a knife code from the matrix take tha XXX

DARK MATTER IN EVERYWHERE MY SON

THE DARK MATTER DARK MATTER IN EVERYWHERE MY SON

sounds the truth in front is not around just look in front

dont let them play you and smoke you

And smoke you like a blunt

Stay in the right path and dont be the hunt

be the humble & strong and act like cunt.

For more infomation >> THE BEST INTRO EVER .. (The Dark Matter) - Duration: 1:46.

-------------------------------------------

🐍 [ FREE ] Trippy Beat Weird Psychedelic Dark Type Rap Beat || BadTrip - Duration: 2:52.

Trippy beat instrumental

trippy music

trippy type beat

psychedelic rap beat instrumental

trippy rap beat

psychedelic music

Purple Six Beats

Weird rap beat instrumental

dark beat

Free type beat 2019

For more infomation >> 🐍 [ FREE ] Trippy Beat Weird Psychedelic Dark Type Rap Beat || BadTrip - Duration: 2:52.

-------------------------------------------

Cùng chơi Dark Souls III - #24: Archdragon Peak và vị thần chiến tranh cổ xưa. - Duration: 1:04:50.

For more infomation >> Cùng chơi Dark Souls III - #24: Archdragon Peak và vị thần chiến tranh cổ xưa. - Duration: 1:04:50.

-------------------------------------------

BEST Bronzers + Contour Powders for Dark Skin Pt. II | Jasmine Mitchell - Duration: 6:45.

Hey y'all, it's Jasmine! Welcome back to my channel! Today, We're gonna talk about

My favorite bronzers and contour powders for dark skin part 2! If you missed the first part I did in

2016 you can catch it right up here.

But I really just wanted to come back and update you all on

all my favorite bronzers and contour powders that are actually dark enough to contour and bronze our

deep dark skin.

So first being our Ruby kisses mineral powder in a new and improved

formula. These two are

cognac and

this is ebony have swatches on my arm as I talked to you guys about this.

So you guys can see these for five dollars. I really don't think that you can beat the price

These are super smooth super life. They're not super super dark

So you're not going to get that color payoff like the Sasha or the Mac embark?

But if you're my skin tone and maybe a shade darker

These will work as a contour and they're they're matte. So they don't have any shimmer

I tend to like my contour powders and bronzers was a little bit of shimmer, but the odds are against us

We don't have a lot of options

Unfortunately, hopefully these cosmetic companies will change that but these are nice. So these are the Ruby kisses

Mineral powders and these are I guess powder foundations. Um, but I say you can use them as

Contour powders in bronzing powders. The next one is super cheap. I

Found this at the beauty supply, but the color path is beautiful. This is very shimmery

This is a clean color bronzer in the color Luna

Super shimmery, and it's very warm

So if you like your red tones, if you like that the tone that covergirl Queen gives off. This is your girl

She's super shimmery though. So I would just take her and this is how I take her I'm gonna show you guys I

literally tap

Just a little and I'm gonna take her

Kind of contour highlight with her

Especially on the rim of my forehead so get that nice little perimeter burn

um

She's cute next I have a black radiance pressed powder in black coffee. This is a new

Shade, I think thanks. Well, they extended their range there Shane range

And this is the darkest color and it's in black coffee

I used to use evany I think but evany is not as dark

As I like it to be and so I'm so glad they extended their Shane ranging this baby right here

Abbey in the star and blush palette volume one

super rich, it reminds me of

Mac's sketch or

um

It's another blush by Mac that's super dark brown, but it's more purple

This one is more Brown super warm get in there and contour with it should just chorus my little double chin out

Honey, and I go in here. This is what I use to contour

I wouldn't bronze with this because it is very rich and it's on the darker side. So

The abbey color from the Sahara Bush palette this blush palette already about 20 bucks

I'd say it's worth it because you have your highlighters and your blush in here. And then this one this is just a winner

It's just absolutely a winner

Next is not a powder but like honorable mention seriously

This is the donessa Meyer X beauty cover cream or bronzing cream in the shade deep

Y'all will see this watch but god it's creamy it's just bomb for those of you who like to go in and

Contour after you've set your highlight you can use it like that or before you set everything when you highlight. Um,

And do your foundation glowing and cream contour? This one is bomb. It's worth the price you get a lot of products for the price

And you can find this on donessa. My rick's beauty calm or donessa my respect

I'm afraid got which one but, you know, I'll link it down below

Bom Bom Bom, this is like a hidden gym

and

this is the city mini palette by Maybelline and the color rooftop bronzes and

So you have all of these light shades in here?

But then you have these two darker shades and you see that I use them because they're bomb

And if you see in this swatch, these are actually very deep shimmery shades

but they give you like oh it like a an

Illuminating look so it's not gonna be too shimmery. It's like super illuminating. So this is marina Butte

This is a Swedish brand Swedish black owned brand by the way, and although they're based in Sweden

They do ship worldwide and only took me like maybe hmm a week to ten days to get my stuff

So the first shade is gonna be Ben and this is a super one Brown

It's gonna give you the bronze

It's gonna give you the warmth and you can contour with this if you if you would like as well

This is a powder foundation. But of course I use this as

a contour powder and

Last but not least we have marina Butte Chocolat

This shade as you can see from the swatch has the gold shimmers in it?

It's warm like um Ben but it has gold shimmers in it

So it's gonna give you that

Illumination that you love is gonna give you the warmth and you're going to be able to contour with it

So you cannot beat that you just you just can't beat it

If you have not checked out marina beyou, please please please go check it out. Alright, y'all so those are my updated

Contour powders and bronzers for a darker skin. I really hope you guys enjoyed it. I hope you found a new baby

I always layer my bronzers and contour powders play around with it

Makeup is not just like a one way sure you can do anything you want you can make you can layer do whatever you want

Um, but I hope you guys found

And learned something new. I found a product that you want to try out if I miss one. Um, let me know. What's your favorite?

Contour powder bronzer for dark skin. I would really appreciate it. So maybe I can do a part three one day

I hope this video found you incas we and I'll see you in the next video. Peace

For more infomation >> BEST Bronzers + Contour Powders for Dark Skin Pt. II | Jasmine Mitchell - Duration: 6:45.

-------------------------------------------

Another X-Men: Dark Phoenix Test Screening Bombs - Duration: 4:22.

When it comes to X-Men: Dark Phoenix, it seems that things aren't looking too bright.

The sequel to 2016's X-Men Apocalypse, Dark Phoenix is finally nearing its June 7 launch

after stumbling through multiple delays and an in-depth round of reshoots.

Sadly, whatever it was they filmed during those reshoots may not have done much to improve

the movie's fortunes.

In fact, the most recent Dark Phoenix-related news could spell even more trouble, serving

as what could be a fatal blow for the flick.

According to journalist Skyler Shuler, studio 20th Century Fox recently held a test screening

for Dark Phoenix to collect audience's reactions to the latest cut and gauge how well the film

might do upon its wide theatrical release this summer.

What Fox likely hoped would be a successful pre-premiere showing apparently turned out

disastrous, as the screening is said to have completely bombed.

This is now the third Dark Phoenix test showing that has garnered an unsavory response from

viewers.

Shuler alleged on Twitter: "Another X-Men: Dark Phoenix test screening, and guess what?

I now have talked to 6 people who all went to 3 different test screenings, and all of

them have told me the screenings were BAD."

"Don't you say that!!"

One fan responded:

"I went to one of the screenings.

Everybody LAUGHED SO HARD in a scene supposed to be so serious."

"NO!

No…"

And Shuler replied: "I think I know what scene you're referring to."

And this isn't even the first time the movie has failed to wow test audiences.

Earlier this month, Shuler relayed that Dark Phoenix was shaping up to earn a spot in the

lower echelon of Fox's superhero films.

That would put it right alongside the slapped-together, incoherent, 2015 Fantastic Four reboot, which

is better known online as "Fant4stic" because of the film's, uh, questionable marketing

campaign.

Tweeted Shuler on January 2:

"Based on what I have heard, this movie [could] be Fant4stic level BAD."

"She's gone…

She's gone…

She's…"

Of course, this movie's been in trouble for a long, long while, if reports are to be believed.

The very first crummy Dark Phoenix test screening apparently took place sometime before March

2018.

That's when Collider published an exclusive report claiming that writer-director Simon

Kinberg and Fox executives had screened Dark Phoenix for a test audience, quote, "to see

what was working and what wasn't," and that the response to the movie pushed the Dark

Phoenix team to delay the movie's release and order additional photography.

While a movie going on with reshoots doesn't always indicate poor test screening response,

it seems to be the case with Dark Phoenix.

ScreenRant reported at the time, quote, "Dark Phoenix's delay has been heavily influenced

by reshoots in response to test screenings."

Metro UK followed up in September 2018 that the reshoots were a direct response to, quote,

"devastating test screening reactions."

Fox's plans for reshoots were made even more difficult because of the logistical headaches

involved in re-assembling a cast full of Hollywood A-Listers, actors like Sophie Turner as Jean

Grey, Michael Fassbender as Magneto, James McAvoy as Charles Xavier, Jennifer Lawrence

as Mystique, and Nicholas Hoult as Beast, among several others.

As a result, the reshoots were scheduled for fall of 2018, pushing Dark Phoenix from its

intended November 2018 launch to a February 14, 2019 one.

Reshoots reportedly began on August 31, 2018, but may not have wrapped before Fox rolled

out the first trailer for Dark Phoenix at the end of September.

That footage revealed that Dark Phoenix had been delayed a second time, moving from Valentine's

Day 2019 to June 7, its current and unlikely-to-change debut date.

From there, it looks as though Fox conducted the second test screening for Dark Phoenix

after releasing the first trailer, holding it at the tail end of 2018 or the start of

2019.

But judging by the Tweets and fan-reports that have come out since then, it doesn't

sound as if the reshoots have done much to help the film's reception among test audiences.

"No… noooo."

If Dark Phoenix turns out to be as rough as test screening attendees say it is, it would

be a sad way for the X-Men franchise to go out before the characters shuffle over to

the Marvel Studios wing of the Walt Disney Company.

Check out one of our newest videos right here!

Plus, even more Looper videos about superhero movies are coming soon.

Subscribe to our YouTube channel, and hit the bell so you don't miss a single one.

For more infomation >> Another X-Men: Dark Phoenix Test Screening Bombs - Duration: 4:22.

-------------------------------------------

Can You Really Order A Mystery Box from The Dark Web? - Duration: 9:23.

This episode is brought to you by Dashlane; Try Dashlane Premium free for 30 days at www.dashlane.com/infographics

and never forget another password and keep all your online accounts secure!

If you've seen our previous shows on the dark web you should now know what you can

find there and how to find it.

As you know the dark web can be accessed through what's called the Tor browser.

Once you are in you should have complete anonymity, meaning no one can track your IP address.

What kinds of things can you find there?

Well, as you also likely know the dark web is full of people selling illegal things such

as drugs, but there have also been reports of people even hiring hitmen through the dark

web.

People might also just go there to talk to other people about their illness, their strange

habits, their darkest secrets.

Today we are going to unravel something a little more mysterious, in this episode of

the Infographics Show, Can You Really Order A Mystery Box from The Dark Web?

Let's first explain a phenomenon known as "unboxing" as not all of you follow the

same trends.

Around a decade ago people would appear on YouTube literally taking things out of boxes.

This might be just people unboxing tech products, and then explaining how that product works,

reviewing it, playing around with it.

This became such a hit that companies would soon start doing their own unboxing videos

or sending their products to popular channels to be unboxed.

It's not all about How To videos, though.

One of the most popular channels is Ryan's Toy Review, in which a 7-year old kid opens

toys.

Simple perhaps, but Forbes reported that this channel made in the region of $11 million

in 2017.

We bet you wish you'd have come up with that concept and perhaps hired your But for

some people the thought of watching people take things out of boxes and talk about what's

inside is quite dull.

But what if what was inside the box was a little more exciting than an iPhone iteration

or a miniature plastic Tyrannosaurus Rex made in China.

That's where today's focus comes in.

You see, a new trend is people allegedly ordering mystery boxes from the dark web and then opening

them up on YouTube or other video platforms.

As you can imagine, what's inside is generally not suitable for 7-year olds and often doesn't

come with a digital personal assistant.

The media tells us that in 2018 hundreds of YouTubers have been unboxing stuff they bought

in marketplaces on the dark web and millions of people have been tuning in.

Just search for this on YouTube and you can find lots of videos, mostly containing young

men expressing their shock while taking things out of boxes.

"Oh my God, there's blood on it", one man says in one particular video while a car

baby chair is being taken out of the box.

The question is, how real is all this?

Could you not just set that up from your own home, using ketchup-bloodied props or bags

of baking soda you'd bought from the brightly lit supermarket?

The Australian media tells us that indeed people anonymously sell these boxes on the

dark web and they go for anything from one hundred to one thousand dollars.

Those boxes have included girl's backpacks, bloodied screwdrivers, and at times they have

even been empty.

In another video on YouTube one unboxer finds a note that reads, "Dear Friend.

Life is a mystery — a very, very dirty mystery at times you never know what you are touching

or what you are leaving behind."

He is then told to wear gloves while he opens the box and he subsequently takes out the

contents.

Those contents are bag of white powder, a tool with a biohazard sticker on it and a

CD.

He plays the CD and hears children's voices, through which he hears the sound of a voice

saying, "I see you."

Scary?

Well, that depends on your disposition and perhaps if you can suspend belief, because

maybe all of this is just fiction.

But the fact is, if you have a look in the dark web you can certainly find these mystery

boxes.

Have a look if you don't believe us.

The fact this is possible is rather unnerving, given that the box is untraceable.

There is likely a very small chance that something horrible could turn up in a box, rather than

a Hello Kitty school bag.

Mashable tells us this, "Although a lot of this may sound alarming, there's also a

strong a possibility that some of these unboxing videos are faked as means of getting views

and obtaining ad revenue."

Yep Mashable, we think most people are aware of this.

It's seems fairly obvious to most of us that if someone really did buy one of these

boxes on the dark web and then video the contents being opened, if those contents could lead

to a criminal charge or at least start a criminal investigation, then that video would not appear

on YouTube.

Sometimes the opening of these boxes is called The Deep Web Challenge, but one must always

be skeptical regarding how challenging the unboxing really is.

Perhaps the biggest challenge is acting shocked, shamed, surprised, disconcerted, while making

some creepy form of entertainment.

Now we go over to Reddit, where one person writes this in the intro to a long piece of

writing, "I don't know why I didn't realize a clear majority of these videos are

fake and staged for their scare factor, but I didn't."

Lo and behold though, when he finally gets around to purchasing a box, he is shocked

to find something that chills his bones.

It's a book, he says, that contains photos of the house he grew up in.

Each numbered page contains polaroid photos of places, things, but one page he says contained

pictures of "a mask, handcuffs, a gag, and a bottle of some sort of drug it looked like."

He sees his own parents tied up, himself as a kid…Oh, and then he throws the book away

and sees a hooded figure looking through his window.

It turned out by ordering his box he got his parents killed.

What this is of course is an old trope used in horror movies wherein an added bit of realism

is used in the form of skepticism, i.e.

I don't believe in the boogeyman, but then this happened to me.

It's basically the camp fire ghost story, and the best ones use realism to get you listening

and then throw in the scare.

Other stories have appeared on Reddit that are similar, and it seems that some people

believed the tale.

"That is terrifying!

I would contact the authorities right away.

Wish you the best and please keep us posted!" writes one person after reading a wicked tale

of a mystery box.

We can only congratulate the writer of the post and hope that he or she has a great career

in fiction writing.

Are we being too skeptical?

We don't think we are, but that doesn't mean some of those videos are well made, well-acted

or well told.

We agree with this person writing on Quora, "The whole idea behind mystery box is all

scam, I have watched many videos on YouTube about mystery box but later come to conclusion

that no sane human-being will be willing to buy a piece of garbage."

That's not to say you can't buy a mystery box on the dark web.

We haven't ordered one at the Infographics Show, so we can't say for sure.

We can, however, go on videos and research and conclude that people are unboxing to create

an audience.

It's a show, nothing more and nothing less.

Sure, you can find media, mostly of the tabloid ilk, all over the world talking about YouTubers

opening these "sinister" boxes; videos "guaranteed to freak you out", "100

percent genuine", that "you won't believe are real", but those media are just getting

on the bandwagon and generating their own audience.

You might also accuse us of doing this, but we are at least trying to give you an informed

piece of entertainment.

We are calling these videos out as fake, but at least well-made videos for the most part.

This isn't to say of course that you can't find white powder often grown in Colombia

on the dark web.

It doesn't mean you wouldn't find that in one of these mystery boxes.

One very real journalist writing for the Independent newspaper did explore the dark web and did

buy illegal things.

But when he talked about mystery boxes, he too was skeptical.

"There were dozens of videos with millions of views, yet there was something that didn't

seem quite right about them," he said.

"The contents of the boxes seemed to fit the stereotypes of the dark web so much that

it seemed staged."

What did he do?

Well, he tried to order a mystery box of course.

Finding one wasn't that easy, and he had to do a lot of searching.

He writes that he finally found one trusted vendor willing to sell him a mystery box.

He not only sees that others that had bought such a box gave them a thumbs down, but the

seller wanted around $1,500 for the box he wanted.

That is a bit out of the price range for a journo, so he asked the advice of someone

who has written two books about the dark web and has spent years going through it to see

what she could find.

Her name is Eileen Ormsby and a quick search will show you that she is certainly an expert

on the dark web.

This is what she said to the journalist.

"Mystery boxes are just silly.

The ones on YouTube are primarily total hoaxes invented by the YouTubers themselves for the

clicks."

She did add, though, that now such boxes are popular no doubt someone is taking advantage

of that and selling them, but they are just "full of junk."

They don't contain murder weapons or possessed dolls; it's all just a great big hoax, as

we said.

During her investigations into the dark web, that lasted years, she failed to find many

of the gruesome things that supposedly exist in this place.

While arrests have been made of people doing horrid things in the dark web, it's not

something all over the dark web as we are sometimes led to believe.

As for mystery boxes, the only mystery to us is how some people believe those videos

of them are real.

As you've seen Mystery Boxes are really nothing more than a scam, but the fact that

your passwords could currently be for sale on a dark web marketplace should be a serious

concern for any internet user.

With Dashlane you can store passwords and credit card information across any device,

and safely checkout with just one click of the button.

Plus with their monitoring services you'll be immediately notified of any suspicious

activity on your accounts, and their free dark web scan will search dark web marketplaces

for your personal info like Social Security Number, address, or phone number, and notify

you so you can take proper action.

Head on over to www.dashlane.com/infographics for a free 30 day trial, and if you use the

coupon code 'infographics' you can get 10% off a premium subscription today!

But of course we'd love to hear your thoughts on this?

Tell us in the comments.

Also, be sure to check out our other video How Can Hackers Steal Your Identity?.

Thanks for watching, and as always, don't forget to like, share and subscribe.

See you next time.

For more infomation >> Can You Really Order A Mystery Box from The Dark Web? - Duration: 9:23.

-------------------------------------------

Evening - Indulge - Dark Chocolate - Duration: 1:10.

- [Narrator] If you're looking for a sweet treat

with a side of health benefits,

it doesn't get any better than dark chocolate.

Eating it regularly can help reduce blood

pressure and cholesterol,

drive down the risk of heart disease

and diabetes and even

improve insulin sensitivity.

Dark chocolate can also help protect the skin

against sun damage,

improve brain function and it's a good

source of antioxidants,

which can help reduce the effect of aging,

and of course it tastes great,

which can boost pleasure chemicals in your brain.

If you're going to indulge, though,

make sure you're getting dark chocolate

with at least 70% cocoa,

and keep it to about an ounce per day.

Any more than an ounce and you'll have

to consider the excess calories

you'll be taking in,

which may undo a lot of the benefits

of eating dark chocolate.

So, the long and short of it,

enjoy in moderation.

And dark chocolate may improve your health.

Click on an option to continue.

(light music)

And if you have any health questions

make sure to reach out to your local

HCA facilities for more information.

(light music)

For more infomation >> Evening - Indulge - Dark Chocolate - Duration: 1:10.

-------------------------------------------

Evening - Indulge - Dark Chocolate Vs. Red Wine - Duration: 0:31.

(soft upbeat music)

- [Woman] Click on an option to continue.

Click on an option to continue.

Click on an option to continue.

For more infomation >> Evening - Indulge - Dark Chocolate Vs. Red Wine - Duration: 0:31.

-------------------------------------------

Slow Dark Trap Soul Beat instrumental 2019 ( That's Life ) Slow Dark Rnb Beats - Duration: 3:43.

Slow Dark Trap Soul Beat instrumental 2019 ( That's Life ) Slow Dark Rnb Beats

For more infomation >> Slow Dark Trap Soul Beat instrumental 2019 ( That's Life ) Slow Dark Rnb Beats - Duration: 3:43.

-------------------------------------------

Pewdiepie - Amnesia Dark Descent #22/34 (CC中文字幕) - Duration: 14:16.

For more infomation >> Pewdiepie - Amnesia Dark Descent #22/34 (CC中文字幕) - Duration: 14:16.

-------------------------------------------

Dark humorous movie made in Chong Qing, China. Funny, Happy. Prank. - Duration: 1:45:37.

The subtitle is made only for the friendship between Felix and Abby. I hope she could be happy by watching the movie.

Besides the constant urge and inability to pee...

Are there other symptoms?

I'll just have a look.

Relax

God is so unfair.

I take the cable car every day, (My home is not far away from the cable car, Abby^^)

but I've never seen you.

Maybe I've been paying too much attention to the scenery.

What can I say? ...I'm a photographer.

My name is Xie Xiaomeng.

You can just call me Charles.

Every time I look at the city from this angle...

I feel, so strongly,

that the city is a mother.

And we're living inside her womb.

Pervert!

I was just thinking about that when...

I looked up and saw you.

Something about you touched me deeply.

You know what it is?

Maternal spirit.

The glorious aroma of maternal spirit.

Miss Li, is this the jade tiling we originally used?

Of course, You were prejudiced

All the men's room had to be built entirely with jade.

Bring it down, bring it all down!

Bring this stone to Master Zhang

so he can examine it.

Hurry, hurry, bring it all down!

all down!

Hey, hey

Get moving! We don't want any trouble.

Ah, Xie.

You're really something!

They haven't been paid for eight months straight.

Now it's still impressive!

What is it?

Chairman Feng understands your situation.

He knows you can't pay back the loan

Seeing as you already mortgaged the land to us,

Chairman Feng has drafted a contract,

So sign it, and we'll call it even.

I'm telling you,

Lay everyone off early,

Give them time to find a new job.

Now that would be a good deed.

Don't we still have another twenty days more?

Not a big deal.

What're you hollering about?

Bring it down!

Watch out!

My suit

Salute!

Beg me

You're so useless, really

I'll

I'll just nuke you!

I'm really gonna do it!

What are you looking at?

Move!

Hello.

Is that your truck?

You can't park here.

Your driver's license, please.

And your business registration?

B

They... They're in the car

Smoke?

No, thanks.

We're moving house.

If we can't park here,

Where can we park?

We really have no idea.

C'mon, give us a break.

Rules are rules, even if you're moving.

Go!

This job is fucked.

Some people got to learn the hard way.

Pull down your ass

Son of a bitch!

（03 09 10 14 15）

You won't win until you got struck 8 times by lighting

Forget about it!

The doctor said you shouldn't even ride a bike,

What are you doing, driving a car?

Hey, don't tell anyone that

I'm practicing with the factory car.

A precious jade stone was found

in a local handicraft factory...It's an extremely rare type of jade...

Bao

they're talking about us!

Are you nuts?

American dollars don't just fall from the sky!

Bao! Up there!

Cable car!

Why don't you just drop dead inside there!

Or jump to your death!

You must be looking for trouble

May your son be born with no asshole!

Gutsy! Very high-tech!

Auto pilot!

Can't you see?

Don't touch me (BMW means don't touch me in Chinese alphabet) (BMW is expensive, so it also can be translated as you bump me, you weep. I hope you can understand, Abby. ^^)

Don't drive if you can't

you retard!

Hey! Mind your manners. Don't scold me!

I'm scolding you, so what?

So bloody what?

You smashed my car,so I'm scolding you.

And I'll beat you up!

San Bao!

- Help! Help! - San Bao! San Bao!

Officer, they hit me.

They smashed my car and hit me!

You want to handle it officially or privately?

Privately, privately.

Privately, that'll do.

This will cost at least 8,000 RMB.

The headlight alone is 5,000.

Give me the money!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

That's all I have.

I've only got 3,000 RMB.

3,000! What if you run away?

Then

Give me your license.

I'll return it once you've paid in full.

（We have a police report）

（A number of gang break-ins have taken place recently）

That's all we have for today.

（The following is a residential property surveillance camera screen）

I only have 2,000 on my credit card.

（The thieves disguised themself as movers in broad daylight）

（Carry other people's belongings out liberally）

（We hope that the general public will be more vigilant）

What are you drawing?

Think it through yet?

Think it through your ass!

All these butts don't add up to one decent cigarette.

Besides, you don't even pay us.

Why should I bother to think about it?

Look at .

this jade

The one in the Palace Museum pales

Is not better than ours

Without Master Zhang's sharp eyes,

It'd still be in the toilet

I'm planning a big exhibition,

The jade on a podium, a song-and-dance number.

f the show turns out successful...

The jade will sell for a great price

You're our only police academy graduate.

The future of 200 factory workers lies in your hands

It's do or die.

You've got to hang in there!

I studied to be a detective...

Not a security guard.

You should go to an insurance company.

But the premium would cost a fortune.

I'd rather save on that and pay the staff more.

Isn't that better?

Okay

4,800 yuan, 8 months' wages

I'll pay! I'll pay everyone!

It's a hoax!

Even a gallstone God shits out

isn't worth 18 million.

Cheap tricks!

Don't get mad. Don't get mad.

Look, I took his driver's license.

I don't care how you do it,

I want that piece of real estate.

What if that stone suddenly disappears?

Fly, baby, fly

What a consummate marksman!

A real master! So low-key, so discreet!

A tailor!

No, costume designer.

Let's get to the point: How much

100,000 US.

Should I book you a room?

A car will do.

An exhibition should be held in an exhibition hall!

Not in a dump like this.

nondescript

This is a tourist spot.

Too many people is high-risk.

Detective work 101. Get it?

you're just a security guy

watching over a stone.

So what are you yapping about?

Detective work.

What we need is tourist business.

This way

you even save on advertising.

Yes, you save on advertising.

A rundown temple, its doors don't even close.

How can we make this place secure?

If we were doing this in the Great Hall of the People...

we wouldn't need you, would we?

Stop this! Stop this arguing!

We're all here for one thing.

We're here to keep our jobs.

Bao, we've so many guys hanging around doing nothing,

Go on, put together a security team.

Dad...

Dad...

Dad...

What now?

Well! I got in an accident!

All you do is make my life difficult.

Ouch! Ouch!

Quit hitting it!

The bones are all right,

but not the muscles.

I crashed Xiao Si's car

into a wall.

Xiao Si is still in the hospital.

Another great job you've done!

Go ahead, hit me!

All you know is to hit me!

Xiao Si's still in the hospital!

Please give me some money.

You good-for-nothing!

No money! Get lost!

Xie! Xie!

Don't get so angry with your son.

Dad, it's life and death.

If he dies,

it's more than a matter of money.

Sooner or later you'll drive me to the grave.

How much?

How about 5,000 RMB for starters?

5,000?

I'm not a money-printing machine!

That's all I have.

That's all? It's not enough.

How about the credit card?

Credit card! I'll chop your head off!

Xie, Xie! Don't use force!

Okay, I'm going, I'm going.

He's lost his mind.

Are you done?

Romancing a girl takes money.

No money, no girl.

If you need money, ask your dad.

Tell your dad...

That you've been kidnapped.

I can't imagine he'd abandon you.

Fighting with your father - what fun!

Okay, gotta go.

I'm in a meeting.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Help! Someone please help me!

I'll kill you!

Watch it, will you?

Sorry, Bro'!

Sir...

Can you tell me what it says here?

Jackpot of 50000RMB

Hey man, you won! 50,000 RMB!

Oh, I won!

How do I claim the prize?

Look here.

It says right here... Beijing!

Beijing.

Beijing.

I've never been to Beijing. What should I do?

You can sell it to me.

I've got, let's see... 5,000 RMB.

What do you say?

Hey, comrade...

He wins fifty grand,

and you give him 5,000...

That's a rip-off.

Hey, brother...

I'll give you 10,000 for it, deal?

But it says 50,000 here.

Let's get off. I'll get you the money

I have my credit card. 20,000!

No credit card, I want cash.

I have some cash here.

5,000 RMB.

Lady, I don't have enough on me.

Let's be partners.

To buy it off

Then we claim the prize

and split it 50-50.

A whole morning's scamming and nothing to show for it.

We're not pros at this.

It's not working.

Screw this play-acting!

Like you said before...

We could just do "snatch and run". Screw this!

Or we go back to the moving business.

Move! Move! Move!

We'll end up moving to jail!

I still can't believe it.

Next stop...

What? Why me again?

Big Bro'.

Guess who I am? You have 3 chances.

I think you've got the wrong person.

Wrong. 2 chances left.

Mister, take your hands off me please.

Alright, but don't open your eyes!

Stick it up your lungs! (Cantonese dialect, it's as same as "what the fuck" in English )

Robbery in broad daylight.

Heroic police officers injured...

Young police officers lack experience.

No experience at all.

I say...

You can't be "civil and enlightened"

dealing with bad guys.

Carry a stash

of ashes with you.

When you catch him...

Throw them right in his face.

He can't escape

Bao, where should we set it up?

Facing the stage.

Do we have high voltage electricity?

Who says we need electricity?

Use your brains!

The thief who can outsmart me has yet to be born.

I asked you for a floor plan,

Not a work of art!

Bao.

Hang it up.

Bao, it's ready.

Hey! Can we have some order here?

Okay.

Stand in line!

This thing may work for a toilet,

But as a security device, it's somewhat lacking.

You believe that someone would really come to steal it?

Can you open it or not?

It's professional.

I almost believed you.

Hey

Come out for fun

I don't have time,

I'm working

All you do is work.

You completely ignore me.

I'm in the middle of something.

Liar!

You promised to take me to Hong Kong for shopping.

I already got my visa.

You women

just don't get it...

My career is poised to take off.

I can't just walk away from my work!

Liar!

Ouch~

Here. Stop all the fuss.

Such a nice briefcase.

A pity!

What a pity!

Bro', look.

Bro', look.

Awesome! 007!

Or even 008!

Hey - same line of work as us!

He came here for this.

It's so clear!

We're back in business.

Open it.

8 million

like winning two lotteries - after tax.

Here it's only worth 4,800 RMB.

I'll give you 8,400 for it.

You are totally obsessed!

Look at you. You're blind!

You almost screwed up big time.

What's the matter?

It's okay.

Nothing.

There's something wrong

with this light.

San Bao, get us that room over there.

Now that's what I call surveillance.

Zhao, take them to the room. 607

Told you, no toilets.

Look at that fancy shirt,

trying to be sexy, right?

A rookie should keep a low profile, ya know?

Low profile.

Fashion

It's Baleno.

A famous brand. See how it stretches.

You can't tear it.

You want these skates?

Command your army from a height,

and all is within your grasp

This is called...

What?

Know thine enemy, know thyself, and ne'er a battle lost.

I thought it's "every battle won."

Same difference.

Wireless transmission,

guarantees a clear view.

Starting tomorrow, throughout the exhibition period...

We'll keep a 24-hour watch

Keep your eyes open even when you're sleeping.

Ours is not a difficult trade.

But to move up, you've gotta be intelligent.

Exactly 10 meters. Quality guaranteed.

Want a receipt?

Three tickets.

Okay413 00:22:52,361 --> 00:22:53,475 you stand here.

You, here.

Wait! Let's take some pictures first.

Wait a moment.

Only one camera.

Bro', which one is infrared?

You've seen too many movies! Can't have so much hi-tech stuff.

Why don't we just do as I said?

Give him a hammer... Whack it,

take the money and run.

No one can react that fast, right?

Put it down! Put it down!

Behave yourself respectably!

My name is Xie Xiaomeng. You can call me Charles.

The nude portraiture text I wrote

for the HK Royal Art Academy.

I'm also studying some very serious subjects.

At the moment I'm researching...

The city as mother and womb.

In fact, when I saw you...

A long-lost sensation came rushing back.

A strong creative impulse.

So, how about...

You give me your phone numbers?

What're you doing?

I see no need for that.

（I love you my dear girl）

（I'm nervous to see you）

（the hairs flow with the wind）

（Stroking my bewitched eyes）

You don't know me.

Hang up the floor plan.

Aha! Right here.

OK

Masculine, yet impotent.

First we penetrate the periphery.

Here... here... here... here.

They're all guarded.

Here

This entrance facing the street...is always busy with people.

He's easily exposed.

What's happened to respectable behavior?

Hammering in the middle of the night!

I'll check it out.

Let it go.

A little impatience spoils great plans.

Listen to me.

This security, this...

Where was I?

Easily exposed.

Right, easily exposed.

The back wall.

This here is the weakest point.

High voltage? Easy.

You're sure there're no security guards?

I'll check it out

There's no one there anyway.

Just go ahead and make your move! Stop wasting time.

What are you looking at?

You Peeping Tom!

.......

........

........

.........

To kill without spilling blood.

When I was creating this work.

I felt intermittently that beauty, like a dagger...

Pierced my soul in swift flashes.

You got some nerve!

My boyfriend will kill you.

He doesn't have to kill me.

While I created it...

I expired in your embrace...

Besides

your boyfriend

is no obstacle.

If love be everlasting,

why worry about transience?

What an awful picture!

Bro', do I look like Batman?

What Batman?

You just look like a bat!

It's too tight!

Bro', these clothes don't fit you.

Stop this high-tech shit! Get lost!

Look!

Do I look like the guy

in Counter-Strike?

Hey

Do you know...

Why they haven't torn this old place down?

For centuries this place was a mass grave.

When night falls, there are all these strange noises.

Like a big army approaching;

it's so eerie.

And people've even hanged themselves on this beam.

Are you scared?

Who's scared?

Then why'd you pinch me?

Get out of here!

Listen!

Really! Hear it?

Don't be stupid. It's a police siren.

Fire engines!

Fire engines.

Where's the fire? Let's check it out.

Why?

What's so interesting?

Hey, punks, go away! Get out of here!

Who's in charge of this temple?

Me.

Who reported a fire? Where's the fire?

Where's the fire? You tell me!

Here. Where they make kebabs.

I'm warning you, false fire reports are illegal.

We'll investigate this incident.

Investigate! Investigate your ass!

You won't find anything.

It's only kebabs

Fire engines showing up,

that's too much.

We've arrived at 21 Dong Shan Road.

There's no sign of fire.

We request to return to base.

We request to return to base.

Fuck

Close the main door!

Block the back courtyard!

Yes sir

Split up and chase them!

Would these shoes give me smelly feet ?

Bullshit!

Be careful going down.And take this coat.

Be careful... Son of a bitch!

Ouch~

Fuck

Easy... easy.

Fire service?

The Lo han Temple's on fire!

Fire engines!

Fire engines!

Where's the fire? Let's go.

Wait!

What're you doing?

Why are you here?

What're you looking at?

What's wrong with you?

The fire engines are coming.

I just called them on cellphone.

Lord Guan...

Please answer my prayers.

If I succeed...

I'll worship

and feed you every day.

Fuck

Split up and run!

Split up and chase 'em!

Don't let 'em get away!

Search carefully!

San Bao, this way!

That way!

追

There! Over there!

Don't panic! It's me! Me!

Flashlight! Flashlight!

They won't get very far.

That way! Go!

Damn it!

Are you stupid? Over here! This way!

Bao, the switchboard was pried open,

that's all.

Weld it shut!

Where are we? Where...

Are you stupid? You want to stay there?

Don't push me!

Isn't this the temple door?

We crawled forever and only got this far.

Wait!

Excuse me, sir.

Sir, can I borrow your ointment?

What'd you say?

Can I use a little?

That looks pretty serious!

Fought with my wife.

How about you?

Hit myself on the doorframe.

Here. Let me do it for you.

Damn it!

Well

This bathhouse is unbelievably cheap.

Why else would they install voice-activated lights?

Thanks.

If you can't sit down you could at least clean up after you're done!

I'm used to this way. Squatting's more healthy.

You mind closing the door?

Xiao Jun

What?

we've got to hurry up

and get this done.

That "professional"

has already made his first move.

What?

It's definitely in the line of fire.

Awesome!

I told you they're hi-tech! You believe me now?

Told you I could run pretty fast.

Xiao Jun, you ran pretty fast too,

like a desperate dog!

I don't know about you...

But I was a sprinter in middle school;

100 meters in 12.5 seconds.

Come to think of it,

why am I wasting time with this stuff?

I could just take a hammer, whack it,

Take the damn thing and run.

Screw the alarm.

No one could catch me anyway, right?

You're so full of shit.

Who's in charge here? You or me?

My sword unsheathed, victories abound

......... 634 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:47,292 ..........

This one's 50

this 120.

Quality fakes are 200.

（Emulated jade is cheap and affordable）

It goes through to the other side.

No!

Every fart leaves a whiff of something

But there's nothing besides our footprints

Maybe he knows Kung Fu

Walking without footprints

You read too many books of bullshit.

Stop talking nonsense!

Criminal psychology tells us, because of...

The "high voltage" sign,

they weren't able to climb over it.

Forensic science shows us

the cover has been tampered with.

This is evidence.

With evidence

comes logic.

And this.

It reveals their identity.

How?

Dumb ass!

What kind of people carry such things?

They moonlight as movers by day,

and strike at night.

The punks at the door last night

were lookouts.

How dare they!

move in on us!

Only on you

Block the cover with something.

No problem, Bao.

Try

What's the matter?

What happen

Turn it off.

Sound wave alarm.

How's it?

Highly sensitive technology.

Hey

Nice work, Bao.

The great Engineer Bao!

Bao

Hey Xiao meng

You make lots of money each time you take a picture, right?

Well

Not much

Barely enough for a meal.

I wouldn't be here if it was just for money.

My dad's director of the factory, you know

He dragged me here to take some pictures.

I studied portraiture

in Hong Kong.

Now I'm reduced to working as a small-time reporter.

I've been forced to prostitute my art!

Nike?

Are they making camera now?

Bao, it's not good

Can you open the lid?

There's a reflection!

No.

Nobody dare to open it without your dad's order.

Well

- C'mon, Bao. - What's the big deal?

Don't

My dad's an old bureaucrat,

but we're young.

We can't do things his way.

Besides, you're right here.

Who would dare steal it?

Don't mind him

Open it

Even if I guard it myself...

The thieves just don't give up.

Go easy on the publicity

and I'll have an easier time.

Hurry up! Don't let your old man see.

Bao, hold the reflector for me.

Which way?

Towards the light

- Open it. - Okay.

Aim it at the light.

That's right.

Sorry! Sorry!

One more.

Let's buy something.

We can't go there empty-handed.

Are you driving me crazy?

Damn! Only 5,000 RMB!

I'm not going anywhere.

That way.

If we all stick together, we'll weather the storm.

I'll get straight to the point.

I invited you guys here

to discuss something.

It's about the temple - I'd appreciate your help.

I've prepared some small presents as a token of respect.

But I won't be nice to anyone who

doesn't help me out here!

Police officer

plainclothes officer, civilized law enforcement!

Sure, we'll definitely cooperate.

Today's

my birthday.

I want to give you a rare, precious gift.

A splendid jade for a great beauty,

an expression of my feelings.

This jade represents my heart.

Flirt!

Bro', I really can't drink any more.

Damn it! I said drink and you drink!

Now drink!

Bro

Bro

Killing's against the law.

（Give me a cup of water）

（from a sadness life）

Stop, I'm dying

Talk! Did you do it or not?

Ouch, I can't remember,

I was drunk

Now I remember!

No, I didn't!

No? You were in the same bed!

You said you didn't do her

You think I'm an idiot?

Talk

Yes I did! I did!

So you really did her!

Ouch

God damn, you really did her!

What exactly do you see in him?

Is he better than Bro?

Or better than me?

How could you do such a thing?

Is it fair to Bro?

Fair to me?

don't touch me.

Sleeping with him is not fair to bro

But how about us? Is it fair to the Bro that I slept with you?

Keep it down!

Yes, it's not fair to Bro.

But we're all his people,

that was "all in the family"

No harm done...

But, with him?

After all,

he's an outsider

Someone slept with my wife, and no one's lifting a finger!

No, we're not married,

but we have true feelings for each other.

Cuckoldry goes unpunished!

Where's the law?

And you call yourself a lawyer?

Hello?

Okay, then.

I'm taking the law in my own hands.

Bro, please forgive me!

I just hate men who cheat women.

And you used this cheap fake...

To cheat my wife!

But it's the real thing!

- It's real!

It's real! Say it again, you son of a bitch!

It's really real!

Just take it!

First you insult my integrity,

then you insult my intelligence.

It's fake! Fake! Fake!

Fake means that you cheated my woman.

Fake means

You cheated my woman

It's real! I didn't cheat her!

Real! Real, then you cheated me!

Real, and you cheated me!

It's fake, Bro!

So, is it real or fake?

Bro, please spare me!

Tell me, real? Or fake?

Let me tell you, it's simply a question of morality.

Fuck off

I don't know what to say about you.

The situation has changed now.

There're no good men left.

Hei Pi,

you were so right

Morality

Don't get so upset, Bro.

This fake looks so real.

You really can't tell the difference, can you?

Fake means not real.

Let's switch them!

All we need to do is switch them, right?

Switch them.

Right.

Are you nuts? Who needs so many glasses?

That one's chipped. You have a new one?

No!

Xiao Jun, the wheel broke!

Yo

Bro

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well Let me help you.

No, it's okay.

It's alright.

You eaten?

Bro', have you eaten?

I just ate.

Wow! Why's it so heavy?

Nothing.

Just some old junk.

Since I met with those punks,

it's been pretty quiet.

Knock the mountain, scare the tiger away, right?

Bao, this suction therapy will really help you.

As the Ancients say,

external treatment for inner illness.

First you've gotta remove your inner heat.

In this weather? "Remove inner heat?"

I don't have much inner heat left anyway.

Sooner or later you'll drive me nuts!

If you ever win the lottery...

I'll run 3 laps in my bare ass.

You believe me?

Hey, that tea's delicious!

Leave me some.

If you win 5 million,

first lend me 5,000...to get back my driver's license

Won anything?

No way.

3 numbers off!

I asked you to leave some tea for me.

Bao, the door's locked.

What

The door's locked.

It won't open.

What the?!

Let me try.

Hey hey hey

- Wait... we'll have to pay!

Hold it right there! You! The one in black!

You have to pay for the damage.

Are you sick or what?

It's him. I saw him.

Something happened

What did you see?

Saw you with my own eyes.

Are you guys looking for trouble?

Is it looking for trouble?

So what?

Did something happen?

Forget about it

Go over to the next room and see if it's locked

Be careful!

Punk!

Who's a punk?

Who are you calling a punk?

Insult me?

You got a problem?

Take your hands off me!

Hey you! Come, come.

This stone doesn't belong to you.

Hey

don't lean against the case.

Anybody home?

Hurry up!

Zhao, where's the key?

- Hurry up!

Wait here for Hei Pi

A vase was broken.

Only worth about 100 RMB.

How could you let him get away

in broad daylight?

That guy runs faster than a dog.

We can't catch up with him

Bao

It's okay. Go check the place.

Bao

What's up?

Where's San Bao

Isn't he staying with you in factory?

Bao, will you

Bao, are you helping me claim my medical bills?

Three month's worth, over 500 yuan.

Soon, soon.

He's not here.

Tell San Bao, don't come back.

He must be busy for the work in factory.

San Bao must have switched the stone.

Stop smoking! You've lost your voice!

I knew something wasn't right about him.

All he thinks about

is winning the lottery.

Why didn't I think of that myself?

Here I am "scaring the tiger", installing surveillance stuff...

And I just let that son of a bitch get away.

Why don't you call the police?

Call the police?

San Bao will be finished.

His family'll be finished! His granny'll be finished!

Who do you think he'll sell it to?

I got to find that son of a bitch!

Fuck

Even if I have to go to Beijing!

Are you pushing me to death?

It's only 5,000 RMB!

I won't run away!

You don't have to do this.

Aren't you tired? At this rate you'll drop dead in that car!

Who's that?

You guys come with me.

Turn it off.

Son of a bitch!

Last time we saw him was yesterday.

Two nights ago.

We were watching that soccer game, remember?

Round about midnight...AC Milan vs. Inter Milan, 3 to 1

AC Milan, absolutely. They haven't won in seven years.

The forward, Gilardino. Saw it with my own eyes.

Not Gilardino.

Shevchenko!

Gilardino!

Shevchenko!

AC Milan.

- Don't worry. - Shevchenko

Stick it up your lungs,

goddamn crooked salesman!

Oh, so it's you!

Long time no see!

Give it back!

This stone doesn't belong to you.

Give it back!

Spiderman!

- Hey, give it back! - A real professional!

You want this?

No?

Then I'll put it back 974 01:06:22,392 --> 01:06:23,803 Go!

Bye!

Search the place!

Think this is a public toilet?!

You can't just come and go

as you please!!

You can't even piss,

you stupid piece of shit!

Stick it up your lungs!

What's going on?

Hei Pi's out of range.

Where'd he go?

Wherever he felt like, I suppose.

Hey

what's that sound?

Are you nuts?

Do you also have prostate problems?

Nonsense!

Some professional!

Won't even answer calls!

Said he'd deliver it today.

He's really unreliable!

Be patient, alright?

Wow! Great!

"East meets West"!

Honestly

Good thing you're not a designer.

If you are

You'd run all the others out of business.

Hello

Is this Mr. Qin Fengshou

assistant to the Chairman of the Big Fat Group?

Who are you?

That's not important

I have what you want.

Are you interested?

This guy said

he has what we're after.

An old man.

Next time

figure things out first before coming to me.

Fuck

What's going on?

12 minutes 26 seconds.

- 12 minutes 45 seconds. - Stop!

Okay

What are you looking at?

Peking duck, want to try some?

Where'd you go? Where?

Where'd you go?

Stop it!

Where'd you go?

Do you know that

You goddamn ruined me!

Stop it

Maybe they wanted to talk down the price by saying it's fake.

by saying it's fake.

Bro

I've been with you for a long time. You should know me well by now.

Have I ever stolen anything?

Have I ever stolen anything of yours?

Talk:

Where did you get

the stone?

I don't know.

Ouch! The exhibition hall.

How?

I bought a fake,

and then I went to take pictures.

And I switched them.

They let you take pictures, just like that?

The... the factory manager...

he's my dad.

In other words,

you gave the real stone to Jing Jing.

And we swapped the real one

for the fake.

Right.

Son of a bitch spends real money on chicks.

So, why did you say it's a fake?

I told you it was real,

but you hit me.

Sure I hit you...

Fucked my woman!

Switched my stone!

Bro! No use beating him up.

Let's just get the real stone back.

Get it back.

Yes, we'll get it back.

Call your daddy.

Tell him to bring us the jade within ten hours.

For you

Or

you're a dead man.

This is new for us! Kidnapping?

We're not professionals.

Professional!

I'll show you what's professional.

I'll show you! I'll show you!

Now that you're back,

give it back

Son of bitch

Cost me 1,000 RMB to go there.

The jade!

The jade! I want the jade!

What jade

- Jade - What jade?

Did you lose it? The jade's gone missing?

Give it back! Give it back to me!

Bao, stop it! Come, look.

Look!

It's Xie Xiaomeng!

This is actually the real stone.

That 'expert' hasn't still made his move.

Expert! Expert! Expert! Expert! Expert!

Where the hell is that expert you hired?

We've lost contact.

You can't even handle a piece of stone!

I'm telling you...

I've put money into this thing for two months now,

And I haven't even seen a damn brick.

If I don't get my money back,

You'll be the first to go.

I'll go find it. - Find my ass!

Fighting's not allowed!

Now you tell him!

I'm also looking for him.

Tell me when you find him,

So I can hack him to pieces.

Why are you looking for him?

To kill him.

I just got a call from Interpol,

Mark the Master Thief has entered the city.

They don't know what he's up to.

- Let's call a meeting. - ok

Sit up.

Bao,

who did this to you?

Mind your own business.

Can you help me find him?

That missing guy Xie Xiaomeng, who is he?

Son of the factory director.

His family hasn't reported it.

What's your angle here?

Will you stop asking me

all these questions!

Just tell me if you can help me find him.

You think Hei Pi's okay?

He won't snitch on us?

He wouldn't dare!

C'mon prince,

give your daddy a call.

Hello

Dad, dad, dad

- Help me - not this one

I've been kidnapped!

- Dad...

Say something!

He hung up.

Call again!

Cry...

cry and call him!

Cry!

Hello

Are you Xie Xiaomeng's father?

Listen, I have Xie Xiaomeng with me here.

You bring the jade in exchange for him,

or I'll...

Kill him, right? I know. Thank you very much.

I don't want to see him anymore.

Hello... hello...

Maybe I didn't make myself clear?

-Director Xie? - Who's this?

This is the police station.

Someone's reported that your son's missing.

Listen

You can stop all this play-acting.

I know every trick

in the book.

Look,

the contract doesn't take effect for 10 more days

Xie, I know...

I know

how much that piece of stone is worth.

Okay, look,

I'll buy that too.

What you really want is my land.

If I pay off my debt to you,

then I don't have to sell it.

You think that makes any difference?

You'll still be left with just an empty shell.

Who says it's an empty shell?

There are 200 workers in our factory.

That's 200 mouths waiting to be fed!

If you don't feed them, they'll turn around and devour you!

These days

you can't even trust your own son.

Wolves eat meat, dogs eat shit.

Survival of the fittest.

Work with me...

And from this floor up,

it's all yours

Looks like you'll gobble up my factory no matter what.

I'm not talking takeover.

I'm talking collaboration.

What kind of a father is he?

Abandoning his son!

Not even fit to be called human.

No, wait...

He thinks I'm chicken.

He looks down on me!

No, let me try again.

Let me.

Hello

Xie Xiaomeng!

Where are you?

Bao.

Bao, help me!

Listen to me very carefully...

I have Xie Xiaomeng.

Bring the jade in exchange for him.

You call the cops...

You bear the consequences!

The jade!

Tonight at 1 o'clock, under the lamppost outside Lohan temple.

Bring the goods.

Someone will meet you.

I'm warning you:

Come alone.

Son of a bitch drank Coke!

I told you to flush the toilet!

Come back here!

Oh God, oh Buddha, have mercy on me.

Amen.

Hello

Hello... hello... Bro'!

I got stuck down in the manhole. I can't get out.

My mobile can't get a signal, I can't reach you.

The battery is dying, I...

I haven't eaten for several days. Find a way to save me.

Find a way yourself!

What?

Me? What way? Bro'?

Hello... hello... hello...

What

Never seen people making out?

Sorry.

What

Never seen people making out?

Nothing

What are you afraid of?

Don't you think we're going too fast?

Too fast.

I've been waiting for so long.

Someone might see us.

What? Who?

There's someone outside.

What do you want?

Teach him a lesson!

Mister, mister...

That... I didn't do it on purpose.

You gotta vouch for me.

- Hello. - I didn't do it on purpose.

Sir, please don't go! Sir!

（it's a lucky day today）

Don't go bro.

（wolf buy chicken's treat）

（I don't answer your phonecall）

（what for to dial the numbers）

（what for to dial the numbers）

I did it, so what?

You beat me, you nearly killed me!

Xie Xiaomeng, was it you who took the jade?

Damn the friggin' jade!

Bao.

I'll kill you... I'll kill you...

I found it in this place.

You like the suitcase, huh?

I kill you

Xie Xiaomeng,

did you switch the jades?

Yes I did. So what? So bloody what?

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Stop it!

Bao, what do we do now?

Take him to the police!

Okay, go.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you

This is called... returning what?

Returning the jade intact to its rightful owner.

Wow! We were so lucky!

We got back our jade, and the factory will be saved.

Finally

Bao, I want to keep this.

What? - This...

Why?

As a souvenir.

Let's go.

That guy was on his bike,

About 250 meters away from me.

I turned around,

leaped and kicked him off his bike.

He fell to the ground,

then crawled up and ran off.

Bad luck for him, though:

He got run over.

Bao, your kung fu kicks

are really lethal.

Hey,

what're you doing?

When will you pay me for the headlight?

I see

you're this factory's...

Head of Security

No wonder you've got such a hot temper!

I'll be your boss from now on.

Don't worry. I'll take good care of you.

Hold on a minute!

What do you mean by that?

Xie! Xie!

Xie Qianli!

What's the matter?

Did you sell the factory?

I'll talk to you later.

I'll notify you all.

Now Mr. Feng Hai,

President of the Big Fat Group,

will say a few words.

Thank you.

Hello everyone,

and welcome to our friends from the media -

I'd like to make two announcements.

First: Our company has acquired the precious jade,

The Soul of China,

for 8.5 million yuan.

a rare piece of jade

And second: We're entering into a joint venture

with Sunrise Handicrafts...

To develop this valuable piece of real estate.

Soon a block

of luxury service flats

will spring up from this spot!

Turn it off! Turn it off!

Bao! What do you think you're doing?

Bao

what are you doing?

Xie Qianli,

damn you, you old bastard!

What did you tell me? What did you say?

You said you were selling the stone to save the factory.

Everyone was hoping to get their job back.

But instead, you sold us all down the river!

What happened to your conscience?

Move aside

I knew.

The old man would give in sooner or later

He can't slip out of our grasp.

Our grasp?

Thanks to you, a 2 million RMB deal is now costing us 10 million

Why are you still here?

Get out of my sight!

Hello

There's been a minor mishap,

but everything's under control.

A "minor mishap"?

And you call yourself an expert?

My motto is "sincerity and trust".

Tell your boss:

I will get the job done.

I'm out of this now.

You go talk to Feng yourself.

Hello!

You've ruined my investment plans.

How dare you come to me for money?

All these years I've toiled in obscurity

I've suffered and

sweated for you, Chairman Feng.

Please give me another chance.

Give you another chance!

I think I've spoiled you by treating you too well

I know everything about you.

Enough to send you to jail forever.

I know you down to the mole on your ass.

You just sit tight here

and wait for the police.

A consummate marksman!

Hey!

Yes?

Don't move!

Stand up slowly,

turn around slowly.

Hello.

Stick it up your lung! Shit!

Mr. Qin is no longer with us.

I'm here to see Chairman Feng. He has my driver's license.

Do you have an appointment?

I'm just here to give him his headlight and get back my license!

I'm sorry, you can't go in without an appointment.

Hey

C'mon, I give back your headlight, you give me my license!

You must have the wrong guy.

Stop pretending!

I recognized you right away.

The earring's a dead giveaway.

You waited for me every day outside the exhibition hall, right?

This spirit is worth learning

Brave for the good citizen bao shihong on the stage to receive the prize

Bao shihong receive the prize on stage

Bao shihong receive the prize on stage

Bao shihong

Fake one

Bao shihong

Where has he went?

Dear

slow and easy...

Run

Steal bread, run

Run to 60 m/h already.

Thanks for watching, Abby, Do you like my gift? ^^