"I got a fever and the only prescription is more backstab." Yeah, we'll get there
when I get my friggin sword - my broken broken broken broken sword - repaired
Oh shit
Nope, nope nope nope
Not what I want
(concerned grunting)
They just frigging mob you
Okay, let's try that again except with fewer dudes
I need you to follow me
Aha, yeah he did
I'm smelling that black cherry
Just when I need it
Get down here
this is the black cherry that I'm talking about
It was part of the Dark Souls 2 kit
Which was the game, the candle, and two tall boys of Coors Light
The second of which-
(sound of beer can opening)
okay so that dude did not attack me when I ran by him
I'm wondering if it would be dumb enough to walk up and actually talk to him
Where the hell is the guy with the arrows?
hi
OH
(laughing) That scared me
is he gonna like jump and grab me by the face?
okay short sword, good
That's excellent timing
So let's try not to fucking break this one
"be wary of horse but weakness play dead" that makes negative sense
Sup, yo
yeah I should probably sink some money into items
more broken straight swords
four hundred souls for when I inevitably break this short sword
that's a punching weapon if I'm not mistaken
"Leningrast's Key, opens blacksmith Leningrast's shop"
Definitely want that
"Activates the Pharros' contraption", probably not going to use
that for a little bit, that sounds horrifying
Yeah, cool
I'm gonna go to him now
I love that you can travel between any bonfire
I'm learning!
I assume this is the blacksmith
I'm gonna rob you first
Then tell you I found the key
O hoho, nice
that makes me glad
cool
sup guy, I found your key
What do you mean, later?
I'm just gonna warp away and warp back
Well, that's fine
Fucking broken short sword
Broken broken short sword
He sells...
...a straight sword, which I will probably end up with-
Ah, a curved sword!
I do love curved swords
Alright. It worries me that I don't have any lifegems left, but...
...just gonna have to deal with it
Probably start dying more
but I will...
...when I make some souls I'll bring it back to chickface there
and buy some more from her
"hit the rock in the well"
Yeah. I'll do that
Whenever I go back
Okay. No lifegems, one Estus flask. That sucks
I'll just try to be more life conscious
(laughs)
Oh, famous last words
God damn it
Holy shit, what level are you?
That was short-lived
"I'll try to be more life conscious." *crunch*
"by the way after killing things so many times it will stop rewpawning"
I did know that, it's like 15 times or something like that
And they stop coming back
which is good and bad, because - it's nice because you can clear out a dungeon
but it's bad because you can't grind them
And I'm used to being able to grind something infinitely
Aw man, I'm gonna be picking up radiant life gems and just loving it
lot of torches
(laughs) "help me" sorry buddy nothing I can do for you
Alright I have not fought a boss yet, that concerns me greatly
where are all the bosses
I need another beer
I hope I don't accidentally get drunk tonight, that would be shame
because I do have to work tomorrow
(sound of beer can opening)
Yeah, you can just stay up there
34 / 60
holy shit
that scared me
yeah, do not want
okay, so that's the hard dude
Alright
Holy shit he's big
Oh- ohh...
Don't wanna fight?
"Later." Okay
Well. I was getting myself all psyched up
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