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*music starts* I must admit.

Your parlor tricks.

Are amusing.

I bet you've got a bunny under your hat.

Now here's your chance to get the best of

me. Hope your hand is hot.

C'mon clown! Let's see what you've got!

You can try to slam me with your harder stuff

But your double whammy isn't up to snuff

I'll set the record straight. You're simply out of date!

You're only second rate!

You think your cat's a meanie, but your tiger's tame. You've got a lot to learn

About the genie game! So for your education

I reiterate. You're only second rate!

Men cower.

At the power. In my pinky.

My thumb is number one

On every list!

But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible.

Put me to the test!

I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!

Go ahead and zap me with a big surprise!

Slap me in a trap!

Cut me down to size!

I'll make a great escape! It's just a piece of cake!

You're only second rate!

You know your hocus-pocus

Isn't tough enough.

And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up!

Let me pontificate. Upon your sorry state!

You're only second rate!

Zaba-caba-dabra!

Granny's gonna grab ya!

Alakazam-da-mus

And this thing's bigger than the both of us!

So spare me your tremendous stare! You look horrendous in your underwear!

And I can hardly wait!

To discombobulate!

I'll send you back end packing in a shipping crate!

You'll make a better living with a spinning plate!

YOU'RE ONLY SECOND RATE!

For more infomation >> The New Defenders: Lord vs. The Dark - Duration: 5:46.

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ANNIHILISM – Soul Hunger [Dark Souls Cinematic] - Duration: 5:40.

This wilted land attracts

spirits of many kinds

the bloodstains of the fallen

inspire new oddysseys

seeking an end to this curse

humanity is long gone

dragged into the abyss

an endless cycle of despair

vanquished and lost

beyond the white light

the demons inside

against the demons ahead

soul hunger

soul hunger

a currency that everlasts

be wary of bravery

elation doesn't last

invaded by the past

the phantoms of revenge

the sun as ally

still, darkness is comforting

traversing the crest of death

to meet the end

vanquished and lost

beyond the white light

the demons inside

against the demons ahead

consuming what's left

in a useless shell

to be hollow

is to survive

soul hunger

soul hunger

a currency that everlasts

soul hunger

For more infomation >> ANNIHILISM – Soul Hunger [Dark Souls Cinematic] - Duration: 5:40.

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Dark Souls: Remastered. Да возгорится жопа. - Duration: 5:50:56.

For more infomation >> Dark Souls: Remastered. Да возгорится жопа. - Duration: 5:50:56.

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Dark Souls: remastered part 2~Is that a dragon? Undead burg - Duration: 33:26.

Hello again! We're back here with Dark Souls

This is AuronTyranitar

and let's continue

let's talk some more with this people

He's laughing about our face (literally) right at our face

and that could be bad news for you buddy

this lad is laughing his ass off

this place is bigger than... well, I'll skip the comparisons

anything left to say?

always broken

any other thing?

I think this guy...

has had enough of us

he's tired of us

now this one

oh, amazing, a coin

great dude

we just got a copper coin

and I don't know what it is for

there's not much information about that here either

did we go this way? dunno

yeah, here we got a few interesting incendiary bombs

dunno if they will be useful or not

but we've got them

honestly, I don't know we're supposed to go

and that has me a bit worried

this is really dark

not going in

soul of a lost undead. Very nice

let's see what we have here

nice puddle

a very nice pool, that's what it is

let's swim a bit

we've been robbed

no idea. Which path do we take?

up here?

almost fell

some foes here

this is full of people

come on sweetie. Son of a bitch!

there you go

yeah, like I'm gonna fall for the same one again

in your dreams, buddy

what did I tell you about throwing fire to me?

what did I tell you, huh?

I'm going into the lion's den

come on, stop that

off you go!

bring me a souvenir from down there

there's another one here, right?

this one said "And why would I help my pals"

better if they kick off

another nice soul

now what? No way through here, is there?

I'm hearing stuff, and I don't like it

can we get down to the bridge by falling?

I'm not sure

let's go for the safe stuff for now

I hear something like water

oh, look, another item

and something moving

a bloody giant rat

another soul

I think there was another way here

here we go to some other place

more people

Undead burg

how do you dare break the barrels? Who do you think you are?

shame on you

there's an item, but I'm not sure we have to get down this way

cut it out already

oh, there's another one down there

there's like a thousand of these hollow

anyone else?

don't think so

yeah, like I'm gonna go in there now

dunno know if we'll regret going down there, so we not it down

yeah, make a way by crushing the wall

it should be fun

damn that wall. Come on, up here!

you don't dare get up here

let's go to the bonfire, we've got a 1000 souls

can't see a thing

so this way we have the Undead burg

which is interesting. Here is the Firelink shrine

and if we don't fall to our deaths, much better

yeah, spin, it's gonna be fun

when we kick off it's gonna be much fun

let's recover and turn a level

dunno what to go for. Give me vitality

at this point, it seems right

to increase the health bar

there he is, the fire guy

let's go after those up there first

there are so many

good one

this one got stunned

I still think it is possible to get down there

oh, there's even an item there

we try it or what?

here goes nothing

now how...? Wow, this dumbass is still here

alright, he hasn't spotted us

let's try to make it there

this requires...

patience, calm and good work

Ring of sacrifice

and what is this?

You lose nothing when killed, except for the ring

well, I'm guessing there will be better moments than this to use it

now we'll die 7700 times

see you, dude

well, to the Undead burg, let's see what we do there

damn it

damn wall. I hate this wall

let go of my foot, bloody rat. Oh, good lord

now up this way

perfect

here they come again

that's what I've been trying to do

for seven centuries

Hollow warrior waistcloth

it's like I can't get it right yet

that's some nice backstabbing

rectal bleeding

don't know if this way...

we'll encounter a boss or what. Hope not

it's some more map

not in the mood for really hard stuff, still starting here

an item

undead soul

let's go up here

there's a way here

and no idea about this

can we get there by jumping?

no idea

don't think so

well, up we go then

what the fuuuck

well then

have a good day

here comes one of these

can't get my eyes off you even for a second

another waistcloth of those

a dumbass with a crossbow

let's get rid of this asshole

wherever I go, if I don't kill you, you're going to ruin my life, aren't you

what bolts do you use, buddy?

a wooden shield

we'll check it out later

cause at the moment... I'm starting to get pissed at you, buddy

let go of my feet

a bonfire!

we don't have to go all the way there now

great

dunno why I selected to leave, we can probably get another level already

yeah, we can

this gives defence...

let's increase some resistance

we receive too much damage every time

look, there he is again

doesn't learn

something tells me there's nowhere to go from up here

nothing then, let's pick a fight with this people

20 minutes already

come here, handsome

too close

see you

that one's coming up

there are more

come on, dickhead, keep throwing. Wait, it's two of them

some people

let's check out the shield

I forgot

Wooden shield...

looks worse than this one

nothing then

so were good so far

let's...

he dodges?

who do you think you are?

are you gonna do anything besides annoy me?

first try

will a box ever give me somthing?

stay tuned

any of these assholes here?

good afternoon

hello

they will never yield

there's another passage here

and a guy

he laughs his ass off all alone

Repair powder

Throwing knives, firebombs, talismans

soapstone, whatever...

keys

and some weapons

some arrows

arrows, but I see no bow, dude

and armors

let's buy one of these

don't know where we are going, but I don't like it

The architecture music group here

you are not funny, and you can't sing, goddammit. Stop it with the 'Clavelito' already

this kind of thing proves difficult to translate for the english subtitles

hey, an item

who's gonna hit me now? no one?

Knives, good

we just got up from there

not this, right?

or did we come from here?

yepe

we'll, that's what we get, ten knives

oh, there they were, these losers

let's run for it

ok, it's only two of them

alright, not anymore

now they're only two

didn't see it coming, did ya?

I didn't have it clear. They had me cornered there

in a quite illegal way, probably

can't get open from this side

it happens

another of these

you're too slow for that

motherfuckeeer

Do you think it's okey to scare me like that?

a chest

Black firebomb, alright

this leads somewhere

but there was an asshole waiting at the corner

too many of those

can't we get this open?

don't know what this is, then

let's go then

there's a way up here

enough with la tuna (student "musical" group)

wow, wait

they're getting annoying

dude, I hate that guy

can we open this? dunno

nothing showed up, right? oh

but closed OK

a tower...

and more foes... this is huge

and we still have to come back

off you go

another soul

nothing there?

doesn't look like it

this way we go

those are arrows, right?

our crossbow friend!

oh, you alive

yeah, keep doing drugs

what do this people have for drugs?

that's why you look like rubber then

cause of drugs

I should start thinkg about using these souls somewhere

look, a chest over there

but how do we climb up?

must be the closed door back there

this guy? motherfucker, asshole

see this people?

they throw you shit to your face

closed too

nothing, as usual

that does look like...

there's some boss

but not now

back to the bonfire

and that enemy there, he is some enemy

and this guy?

he's dead, right?

that's some sexy way to go

if you have to go...

these pricks ain't there anymore

this way

never mind, bonfire's this way

yeah, that's it

more vitality, you can't get enough of it

well, we've been playing for like 33 minutes

just a few until I started the video

so yeah. I don't want to make episodes that last more than 30 minutes, because it is too much

so we're gonna leave it here

we made some progress, we talked to those lads

and we've kicked some ass in the undead burg

and we'll see what we will do next, looks like there are a couple of bosses

and we'll try to beat them, cause we have to make progress

and we have more paths to follow, cause we came here, but the other thing is huge

so, in the next episodes we will...

continue to kick more butts

so that's it, hope you liked it

and I'll see you in another episode

see ya!

Deaths: 0 Lost souls: 0

For more infomation >> Dark Souls: remastered part 2~Is that a dragon? Undead burg - Duration: 33:26.

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Dark Souls Funny WTF Moments Highlights Ep. 1 - Duration: 10:32.

Hello, you on the channel "Sleimor". Here you can see a selection of only the best wtf funny jokes on the game Dark Souls

Dark Souls Funny WTF Moments Highlights Ep. 1 Enjoy watching! : 3

For more infomation >> Dark Souls Funny WTF Moments Highlights Ep. 1 - Duration: 10:32.

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Travis Scott x Wondagurl Type Beat - ''Hurricane'' | Dark Trap Instrumental 2018 - Duration: 3:59.

For more infomation >> Travis Scott x Wondagurl Type Beat - ''Hurricane'' | Dark Trap Instrumental 2018 - Duration: 3:59.

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A Candle in the Dark - Short Film - Duration: 9:16.

So...you can call him back? I mean um...is it safe?

I just want to talk to him

Don't worry. You're safer in this room than you'll ever be outside.

Safer in this room than you'll ever be outside?

What does that even mean?

Why does he always have to be this cryptic?

A medium? Is he the real deal?

Or is he just faking it like all others?

I'll get to the bottom of this

Shh.. Shh.. I think I hear something

I really will.

I've sharpened my five senses to awaken my sixth

I'm no longer distracted by this world

I find solace in playing the bridge

to the transcendental

<sighs>

My dear mom, I won't disappoint you

Reports and case files of people he's channeling?

Why does he need these if he can ask them directly?

Why does he need all these tricks

if he has the gift like he claims?

Why does he pretend to be someone he's not?

Huh. What does this do?

'Shh.. Shh.. I think I hear something'

What?

Relaxing the muscles. Cutting out all thoughts.

Not moving. Closing the eyes.

This isn't just pretending to be asleep.

It is the first step of falling asleep

A necessary stage.

My dear mom. I won't disappoint you.

Gifted?

More like a fraud.

Psychic? He's a cheat!

I Just want to talk to them!

I just want to talk to them!

Why can't I talk to them?

"Wait... Wait! I think I hear something!"

I think... I think.

Someone...

Crying! <gasps>

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