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Obsessed With True Crime? The Dark Truth Why... - Duration: 15:51.

Hey Thoughty2 here.

Let me tell you about a beautiful and very real 19th century love story involving a spellbound

couple in love, a quaint little barn in the English countryside and a bunch of body parts

sold at auction.

Well I never said it was a love story with a happy ending.

In 1827 at 22 years of age William Corder of Polstead, a sleepy English village in Suffolk

planned to elope to that most classic of elopement locations, Ipswich, with Maria Marten, the

daughter of a local mole catcher.

They had planned to meet in the middle of the night, at the local Red Barn, so named

because of its red roof.

And so Maria met Corder in the Red Barn that night and she was never seen alive again.

Corder fled Polstead without talking to anyone.

I know, he didn't even leave a note saying I've just slaughtered my girlfriend in that

creepy looking barn, the cheek of it!

Maria's remains were later discovered buried in a grain storage bin at the Red Barn.

So I think the elopement went really well.

Corder evaded capture for some time but he was eventually tracked down 90 miles away

in Brentford, London, where he had managed to find a new lucky wife and was running a

ladies boarding house, the natural career progression for any aspiring young psychopath.

After his capture the local newspapers reported that he was found "…in parlour with 4

ladies at breakfast, in dressing gown & had a watch before him by which he was 'minuting'

the boiling of some eggs."

Let the man finish boiling his goddamn eggs before slapping the cuffs on him, that's

just downright rude.

But something about this murder and boiled egg fanatic caught the public's attention

and in a big way.

The media all over Britain were reporting of William Corder's story of elopement,

betrayal, murder, red barns and eggs, those poor overcooked eggs.

The public went wild for it, they wrote songs and performed plays of the infamous red barn

murder, as it has come to be known.

Well I guess we all needed something to occupy our days with before Jeremy Kyle brought a

daily dose of inbreeding and social disfigurement into our homes.

Now when I say the public went wild for this unfortunate tale, I mean to say they behaved

like a pack of wild priests in a boarding school.

The red barn itself was raided and completely emptied by the public in search of souvenirs

from the crime scene.

Even the wooden panels from the floor and walls were prised off and sold.

You can imagine it now "murder planks, get your murder planks, only a shilling a piece,

the blood's still warm folks".

A novel was published about the case which quickly became a best-seller.

Corder was hanged and immediately afterwards, bits of the rope used to hang him were sold

to the public and most gruesome of all, his body parts were chopped up and auctioned to

the highest bidders, not for medical purposes, nope, just disturbing souvenirs.

Corder's skin was even used to bind a book, as can be seen here.

Some say afterwards the book grew hair.

All throughout the 18th and 19th centuries plays were frequently performed detailing

the red barn murder.

Why?

Am I crazy for thinking that's crazy?

Why did the public get so deeply enthralled with this case?

Overnight William Corder had been raised to celebrity or even rockstar status, yet Corder

was by all accounts a manipulative, lying, cheating, abusive, meglomanic psychopath who

enjoyed chopping up women and hiding them inside piles of grain.

His only redeeming feature was he cared deeply about the doneness of a boiled egg.

In a perfect society should we not forget about such an evil character, confining them

to the annals of history and not give the case so much attention, thereby only glorifying

the horrible act that the killer performed?

Yet we do quite the opposite, we all do, we are all obsessed with the sinister and macabre,

stop trying to hide it, you are too.

I'm just as guilty as the next man of cracking open a beer and enjoying a Netflix documentary

about the next serial killer who may or may not be guilty.

Why are novels, films and TV shows about killers so much more popular than your average romcom?

Even in a world where romantic filmmakers could actually write, I still believe this

would hold true.

Face it the sick general public absolutely loves a good gruesome murder story and the

more kills the perpetrator has to their name the more we lap it up like a sadistic, mentally

ill kitten.

And this has been the case for as long as man with long beard and stubby nose hit man

with beady eyes over the head with big rock, spilling red goo that man can't drink all

over the cave floor.

Less than 150 years ago Jack the Ripper murdered and disemboweled anywhere from five to eleven

prostitutes in Whitechapel, London.

Yet today he is much as a household name as Jesus or Cillit Bang.

There are many Jack the Ripper fan clubs out there, hundreds of books, plays, songs, TV

shows and films.

All because a crazy man down a back alley, once sliced open some women to see what was

inside.

The ironic thing is Jack the Ripper knew how sick the general public were and how famous

he would inevitably become, because he branded himself.

In a letter that may have been written by the man himself he administered himself the

moniker of "Jack the Ripper".

I would have gone for Slicy Pete myself, but I guess it's a personal preference.

The stories of these professional psychopaths are endless.

Such as Dr. Harold Shipman, nicknamed Dr. Death, the doctor who murdered over 250 of

his own patients.

H.H. Holmes, the American serial killer who designed and constructed a purpose built hotel

including hidden rooms and passageways in the walls, for the sole purpose of torturing

and murdering his victims, of which there were an estimated 200.

Luis Garavito, nicknamed The Beast, a Colombian rapist and serial killer who sexually abused,

tortured and killed over 138 children.

And those are just the tip of a very large and deeply evil iceberg.

The Yorkshire Ripper, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley, Ted Bundy, Gary Ridgway, I could go on and

on all day.

In fact the United States has produced 2,743 serial killers, and the UK is hot on its heels

with 145 psycho murderers on its list.

But have you ever noticed how we glorify these monsters by giving them cool sounding nicknames

Jack the Ripper, Dr. Death, The Beast, The Grim Sleeper, Son of Sam, The Green River

Killer, The Lady Killer, BTK.

It's like Quentin Tarantino and Wes Anderson had a lovechild and it made a film about serial

killers.

You can just picture the beautifully pastel coloured introductory title cards.

But don't you think it's a bit strange how we are quicker to give awesome sounding monikers

to mass murdering psychopaths than to our favourite sports players.

It's almost like the moment someone disposes of a few people they automatically have a

god-given right to a cool nickname.

And the general public lap it up.

Swiss Psychiatrist Carl Jung believes it's because we all need to feed our "shadow

self".

Our shadow self is our dark side, that part of you secretly wants to punch a nun in the

face, even though we know it's wrong.

We all have it and psychiatrists believe that by watching serial killers on TV carrying

out heinous acts and learning how they performed said acts, we are scratching that itch we

all have to explore our dark side, all from the safe comfort of our couch.

Research shows we find indulging our dark side, from afar, therapeutic.

Greek philosopher Aristotle was curious why his fellow humans were obsessed with plays

about horrific things like murder.

Everyone loved a good tragedy.

Aristotle concluded that by experiencing what he called "dark emotions" such as disgust,

fear and depravity we can cleanse ourselves of such emotions.

It's a kind of self healing, he called this process catharsis.

So according to Aristotle, the next time you're lying in bed with your wife and that thought

pops into your head again "go on, just put the pillow over her face, it will only take

a minute and I'll be free".

You should instead pop on a gory horror film or true crime documentary and experience some

good old catharsis to cleanse that evil little person from your mind.

And if that doesn't work for you, them I'm afraid you're just going to have to start

planning where to hide the body.

Another reason why we find serial killers absolutely fascinating is because of how perplexing,

difficult and alien the concept of committing and getting away with multiple murders is

to us.

I've never tried it myself but I can imagine it's really difficult to murder someone

and not get caught, after all the majority of murders are solved, approximately two thirds

of killers are eventually caught.

In today's world of advanced forensics, ballistics, criminal psychology, CCTV everywhere

and internet and phone tracking, no matter how smart you think you are, only one tiny

mistake needs to be made before you're found out and cuffs have been slapped on your wrists

faster than you can say "the voices made me do it".

So naturally we find someone who can avoid being caught for many years whilst committing

more than one murder, sometimes many many murders, absolutely fascinating.

After all, that takes some skill.

On some level we find it impressive.

In the same way we find highly skilled acrobatic skydivers doing twists and turns whilst plummeting

at terminal velocity towards a six-thousand kilometre rock quite impressive.

We feel exhilarated when watching skydivers because it's a terrifying experience that

most of us would never dream of doing, yet we all secretly want to know how it would

feel, so we can live that experience through watching and learning about somebody else

doing it on our behalf.

In this regard, our fascination with serial killers is no different.

Maybe this psychology also explains why so many people watch horrendously trashy TV shows,

like Keeping up With The Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo, just so we can experience through

others what it would feel like to be that stupid.

There's another deep-rooted evolutionary, psychological reason for our love of serial

killers.

Uncertainty.

Humans hate the unknown, we always have, the same fear of the unknown can be seen in other

intelligent creatures.

It's why apes at the zoo always seem so curious of new objects, they're only interested

because they're trying to discover if this new object will hurt them or not.

And so too are humans afraid of what may be around the corner, what is beyond the forest

or across the ocean.

During our 200,000 year span as modern homo sapiens we have found a way to deal with our

fear of the unknown, we dominate it.

We can't predict what a wild animal will do when we meet it, it's actions are unknown,

so we invented weapons to kill them.

We were afraid of what dangers may lie across the ocean, so we invented boats and we took

our weapons and we dominated the oceans and everything beyond them.

Simply because on a deeply psychological level it terrified us, not knowing what may be out

there.

It has been suggested by many a psychologist that serial killers kill for the exact same

reason.

Because they are afraid, so they feel the need to dominate their environment.

Many have trouble speaking to and becoming romantically entangled with women, so they

instead choose to dominate them through rape and murder, it's no coincidence that an

overwhelming amount of serial killers throughout history have chosen prostitutes as their targets.

Some may have been beaten and abused as a child so they fear what other humans may do

to them, thus they decide to dominate them.

Serial killers often practice this domination on animals before humans, just as the human

race first practiced dominating cattle and sheep, before using the exact same techniques

to enslave humans during times of war and famine.

As observers we find people dominating others absolutely fascinating, because it teaches

us how to conquer the unknown, we learn what we might do if we were put into the same situation

of either the killer or the victim.

It's the same macabre reason why horrific car crash videos are so popular online, and

fail videos where people have horrendous, bone-breaking accidents, even if sometimes

they did have it coming.

We aren't all psychopaths, and although it makes us feel guilty watching these videos,

all we are doing is feeding a primal urge to dominate the unknown, deep down, we just

want to answer the question, what if?

What would happen if I was in that situation.

And by studying serial killers and enjoying true crime documentaries, we find out what

happens if we were to go on a satanic killing spree, and hopefully watching the story of

others unfold before us can dissuade us from following a similar path, because others are

conquering the unknown for us, whilst we stuff our faces with popcorn.

So thank you serial killers, you are providing a vital service for all of humanity.

No wait, I can't say that, I can't actually thank them, there are victims after all.

Okay how about, serial killers, you are very, very naughty, but from your naughtiness may

we all learn to be better people, that's better, I think.

Thanks for watching.

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Kurz informiert vom 29.6.2018: "Dark patterns", Hassredner, Digitalkonzerne, Elektro-Motorrad - Duration: 2:18.

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How to Get Rid of Dark Spots on Your Face - Duration: 3:38.

How to Get Rid of Dark Spots By using Home Remedies

1.Rub your skin with citrus.

Citrus fruits contain abundant amounts of Vitamin C, also known as ascorbic acid, along

with citric acid.

These acids help slough off the top layer of skin without causing damage.

Here are some ways to use them.

Squeeze some juice and dab it on your skin.

Women have used straight lemon juice to lighten their skin for centuries, but you can use

an orange, grapefruit or lime if you prefer.

Slice the fruit in half and squeeze the juice into a cup or bowl.

Using a cotton ball, dab it onto your dark spots.

Leave it on for 20 minutes, then rinse off.

Repeat once or twice a day.

Make a lemon and honey face mask.

Combine the juice of half a lemon with 2 teaspoons of honey.

Mix well, and apply to your face.

Leave it on for 30 minutes, then rinse well.

Make a citrus and powdered milk scrub.

Combine 1 teaspoon each of water, powdered milk and the juice of your favorite citrus

fruit.

Mix into a soft paste and massage into your skin.

Rinse well.

2.Try Vitamin E.

A powerful antioxidant, Vitamin E helps repair damaged cells and strengthen new ones.

You can use Vitamin E as a topical treatment alone, or boost its benefits by also eating

foods high in Vitamin E.

Topical application: Massage pure Vitamin E oil directly onto your dark spots.

With daily application, your spots will fade.

Dietary sources: Add these foods to your diet to get even more Vitamin E power: nuts (almonds,

peanuts, pine nuts), sunflower seeds, wheat germ oil, and dried apricots.

3.Slice up a papaya.

Papaya fruit contains the enzyme papain.

Papain helps exfoliate the skin, making way for new skin cells to emerge.

Papaya also contains Vitamin C and Vitamin E, so it's a dark spot fading superstar.

Papain is most concentrated while the papaya is still green, but you can use riper fruit

as well.

Peel and remove the seeds from a papaya, and try one of the following treatments:

Slice a piece off of the papaya, and lay or hold it on the dark spots that you want to

get rid of.

Hold it there for 20-30 minutes.

Repeat twice a day for best results.

Make a papaya facial mask.

Cut the papaya into chunks, then use a blender or food processor to blend the fruit into

a smooth paste.

Apply the mask to your face and neck.

Leave it on for about 30 minutes, then rinse well.

4.Reach for aloe vera.

The aloe vera plant has many health benefits.

It's an excellent moisturizer, and is effective for healing sunburns.

It can also help fade dark spots.

If you have an aloe plant at home, break off a small piece, squeeze the pulp into your

hand and apply it directly to your dark spots.

You can also find aloe gel in stores.

Pure aloe vera will work best, so make sure you're purchasing a 100% aloe vera product.

5.Try a red onion.

Onions have acidic properties that act to lighten dark spots on skin.

It's worth a try if you don't have a lemon on hand!

Peel a red onion, cut it into chunks, and process it in either a juicer or a blender.

Use a cotton ball to dab some of the onion on your dark spots, and let it sit for 15

minutes before rinsing it off.

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she burnt the house - Duration: 16:10.

hello babes...so

are you ready pee your panties?

today we will play in a dark horror

DARK VISIT

let's get started

unexpected start

briefing

ready

somebody got drunk yesterday, very

what is it?

CoCola

what is a Mexican drink?

very quiet

it seemed like an aristocratic party

I love to read

but not today

what's happening?

why are you breathing so loud?

Jesus, I do not have an inhaler with me

it seems to me there

shut up

My God

you'd better grease the doors

I'm in the car. What am I doing here?

whaat?

is that camaro? chevrolet camaro?

Is this my car? Really?

so

it's something from China

chevrolet camaro

yes, they did not badly get to recreate the original

looks nice

ma car

so where am I?

it seems to me in this house

uh, let's go

what is it?

Is it a deer? I will not go, I'm too slow

I'm curious, but I'm very lazy

oh

I love reading

so, break door ( Russian accent)

what's it

strange opening of the door

not bad

so, three doors, ok

what kind of phone?

now what year?

game of contrasts

for real, i have a new camaro

people who live here have good taste

really?

the door opens inwards

I can easily open it

holy sh**

breathe together dude

god

fu**** Where am I to hide?

damn it!

my head is throbbing

why so scary?

it will open again

no, I better go away

it can not be opened

does not open

I bet we need to find the key

stop, the picture fell down

the same key

I have

lets go faster

sorry there are no weapons here

with weapons, I feel safe

no, I'd rather open it.

that I could run away

that I could escape to my car and leave

get out of this eerie place

who will come up with the idea to explore this terrible house?

it is so stupid

what is it? VCR?

sounds awful

shut up, I do not want to hear it

I hope they will not scare me?

generally not scary! I'm even used to it. (sarcasm)

even relaxing (sarcasm)

I think that this house is kind (sarcasm)

all doors are closed

not annoying (sarcasm)

if I walk slowly this means I do not have to run from anyone

good game I like

it's like a playground with safe angles

you know that you are out of danger

what happened?

who turned off the light?

Do I have a flashlight?

damn it!

I hope this is infinite

Infinite lantern cool!

so

Can I eat anything here?

apples

I want to call 911

what is it?

what is this shit?

f*ck

I'm sorry for my cry

just

I'm not really scared

it's hard to scare me

it's just pixels

forward

and next room. I'll leave the door open

I do not like closing the door behind me

Apparently, this is the kitchen

gigantic kitchen

children's table

this door was closed

I do not want to go there

Is it a pool table?

I see the key

i have

we leave urgently

oh, damn it!

she is standing there, is it burning?

it can not be played with fire

Did they not teach you in childhood?

play with fire is dangerous

no baby, I will not go to you

I will bypass you

I hope you do not come to me from behind

now I will do it neatly

and I'll go upstairs

what? why can not I get through?

geodata dictate the rules, nooo

no

I do not want to see her.

please, please

come on bitch

please nooo

not very scary

it's okay, i'm fine

forward

this is only

the second floor

Chick and second floor

I hate the doors

of course, I do not close the door

it's my rule but I broke it

it's not right.

probably here lives avgn

not tucked bed, like at my house

gamepad, headphones

I like this place

I will change my rules

and I will do it

to hell

I like it here, and I will live here.

Yeah, I think it's great.

so, another room with a tucked bed

what's here?

nothing

absolutely nothing

what?

when the music changes, it does not suit me

bro

I hope you do not get up

I hope you do not get up, dude

a note you can read

you stood under this? Bad sign

I hear the fire

where is this bitch?

angry bitch

this singer System Of A Down

what are you doing here?

cool shirt

I hear the fire

need to get out of here

just sit in the camaro and leave

outside

all on fire

this is the only closed door I could not open

I want to go there

in the game I do not miss anything

I look into every cave and corners

damn it! all on fire

crazy fool! she burnt the house

Why did she do this? she is all right?

I see a way out

I see the way out and follow it

dirty trick

will attack from behind or frighten

no?

strange, take care of my nerves

I see my car!

ma car

bye

it's all?

get into the car urgently

managed

Start the car and press the accelerator pedal :)

hell, this is the new car I bought yesterday

the radio does not work

now it is very important (sarcasm)

important to set up radio, dude

in this game I put 4 burning women out of 10

good luck

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Dark matter - Duration: 3:46.

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Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark 1992 - Duration: 8:08.

Fear of the Dark is the ninth studio album released by English heavy metal band Iron Maiden. Released on 11 May 1992, it was their third studio release to top the UK albums chart and the last to feature Bruce Dickinson as the group's lead vocalist until his return in 1999.

It was also the first album to be produced by bassist and band founder Steve Harris, and the last to feature the work of producer Martin Birch (who retired after its release).

After recording its predecessor (1990's No Prayer for the Dying) in a barn on Steve Harris' property with the Rolling Stones Mobile Studio, leading to negative results, for this album Harris had the building converted into a proper studio (christened "Barnyard").

Bruce Dickinson describes the results as "a slight improvement because Martin [Birch] came in and supervised the sound. But there were big limitations on that studio – simply because of its physical size, things like that. [It] actually ended up not too bad, but, you know, a little bit under par."

At 57:58 minutes in length, Fear of the Dark was Iron Maiden's first double studio LP, as well as the longest album from Dickinson's first tenure in the band.

The album's musical style showed some experimentation with "Be Quick or Be Dead", a fast tempo song released as the album's first single, and "Wasting Love", the group's first power ballad,

which dates back to Dickinson's first solo album, Tattooed Millionaire.Both songs were Dickinson/Gers collaborations, which contrasted with Harris' "Afraid to Shoot Strangers", a political song from the point of view of a soldier in the Gulf War, Dickinson would often introduce the song as an anti-war narrative.

"Fear is the Key" is about the fear in sexual relationships resulting from AIDS. The song was written around the time when the band learned about the death of Queen singer Freddie Mercury. Dickinson affirmed: "There's a line in 'Fear Is the Key' that goes: "nobody cares 'til somebody famous dies".

And that's quite sadly true. As long as the virus was confined to homosexuals or drug-addicts, nobody gave a shit. It's only when celebrities started to die that the masses began to feel concerned"."Weekend Warrior" is about football hooliganism.

Only two of the album's songs, the title track and "Afraid to Shoot Strangers", would survive on tours following 1993. "Fear of the Dark" has been on the set list of every subsequent tour except 2005,

in which the band only played songs from their first 4 albums, and was the only song played on the Somewhere Back in Time World Tour and the Maiden England World Tour (other than "Afraid to Shoot Strangers") which was not from the 1980s.

"Afraid to Shoot Strangers" became a frequent addition on setlists during Blaze Bayley's tenure with Iron Maiden, following which it returned in 2012.

"Be Quick or Be Dead", "From Here to Eternity" and "Wasting Love" were released as singles.

Fear of the Dark Tour was the tour supporting the album.

Album cover

According to the band's biographer, Mick Wall, the Fear of the Dark album cover depicts their mascot, Eddie, "as some sort of Nosferatu tree figure leering at the moon". It was the group's first not to be designed by artist Derek Riggs, whose contributions were rejected in favour of Melvyn Grant's. According to Iron Maiden's manager, Rod Smallwood, the band began accepting contributions from other artists as "We wanted to upgrade Eddie for the 90s.

We wanted to take him from the sort of comic-book horror creature and turn him into something a bit more straightforward so that he became even more threatening." Following Fear of the Dark, Grant has produced several more covers for Iron Maiden, making him the band's second most-frequent artist after Riggs.

Track listing

1. "Be Quick or Be Dead" Bruce Dickinson, Janick Gers 3:21 2. "From Here to Eternity" Steve Harris 3:35 3. "Afraid to Shoot Strangers" Harris 6:52 4. "Fear Is the Key" Dickinson, Gers 5:30 5. "Childhood's End" Harris 4:37 6. "Wasting Love" Dickinson, Gers 5:46

7. "The Fugitive" Harris 4:52 8. "Chains of Misery" Dickinson, Dave Murray 3:33 9. "The Apparition" Harris, Gers 3:53 10. "Judas Be My Guide" Dickinson, Murray 3:06 11. "Weekend Warrior" Harris, Gers 5:37 12. "Fear of the Dark" Harris 7:16 Total length: 57:58

1995 reissue bonus CD

1. "Nodding Donkey Blues" Harris, Dickinson, Murray, Nicko McBrain, Gers 3:18 2. "Space Station No. 5" (Montrose cover) Ronnie Montrose, Sammy Hagar 11:58 3. "I Can't See My Feelings" (Budgie cover) Tony Bourge, Burke Shelley 3:50

4. "Roll Over Vic Vella" (Parody of Chuck Berry's "Roll over Beethoven") Chuck Berry, Harris (adapted lyrics) 4:48 5. "No Prayer for the Dying" (Live) Harris 4:23 6. "Public Enema Number One" (Live) Murray, Dickinson 3:58 7. "Hooks in You" (Live) Dickinson, Adrian Smith 3:44

Iron Maiden Bruce Dickinson – vocals Dave Murray – guitar Janick Gers – guitar Steve Harris – bass guitar, producer, mixing Nicko McBrain – drums

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Cùng chơi Dark Souls Remastered - #9: khám phá Anor Londor. - Duration: 38:27.

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Iceland's Best Foreign Film Oscar entry Under the Tree is a dark, twisty farce - Duration: 3:49.

We gave it a B  Depraved comedy and intimate domestic drama fight for supremacy in Iceland's Under the Tree — a dark, discomfiting farce that plays like David Lynch for the umlaut set

 Writer-director Hafsteinn Gunnar Sigurdsson's movie begins with a literal bang before the opening credits even wrap

Or multiple bangs, really: A thirtyish wife and mother, Agnes (Lára Jóhanna Jónsdóttir) walks in on her feckless husband Atli (Steinþór Hróar Steinþórsson) masturbating to laptop footage of himself having grunting, unmistakably extracurricular sex with another woman; moments later, shots ring out from a line of unidentified men at gun range

 Agnes wastes no time telling Atli to get out, and without a better place to land, he reluctantly crashes at his parents' house, seemingly more aggrieved than sorry

But his mild-mannered father Baldvin (Sigurður Sigurjónsson) and seething, sharp-tongued mother Inga (Edda Björgvinsdóttir) have their own distractions: a dispute with their longtime next-door neighbor Konrad (Þorsteinn Bachmann) and his much-younger wife Eybjorg (Selma Björnsdóttir) over a tree straddling both their properties that has begun to curdle into something a pair of hedge clippers and a plate of cookies clearly won't fix

 While Atli, a tattooed man-child with a short fuse and a truly impressive lack of self-awareness, tries and fails to reconcile with the emotionally bruised Agnes, the neighborly feud escalates

It doesn't help that Baldvin and Inga's marriage has devolved into a sort of wary, fragile détente after the death, most likely by suicide, of their eldest child

And that Konrad and Eybjorg, still newlyweds, are struggling to conceive.  As the strained disagreement over the tree blooms into open hostility, a sort of tactical War of the Roses begins, with escalating misdeeds on both sides

Some are petty; others wildly, outrageously criminal. (If you donate to PETA regularly, look away

)  All this alternates with a parallel thread of much quieter character studies — scenes that seek to explore, with genuine sensitivity, the damage done by unacknowledged grief and unfulfilled dreams

As a storyteller, Sigurdsson has a sort of sly naturalistic talent and Nordic style to spare

And his actors, who look gratifyingly like real (albeit still unusually attractive) people, are excellent to a fault

 But as the gap between the script's two directives widens and farce tips into tragedy, the final act feels less like a twisted triumph than a cheat: By trading in all its intrigue and emotional subtleties for the gotcha moment it's clearly been waiting for, Tree wins the battle but loses the war

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For more infomation >> Iceland's Best Foreign Film Oscar entry Under the Tree is a dark, twisty farce - Duration: 3:49.

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Kardashian's dark feud with Joyce Bonelli as she warns 'f**k with me I dare you' - Daily News - Duration: 4:11.

</form> They are one of the most powerful families on the planet - and being part of their secret inner circle is prized

 Make-up artist Joyce Bonelli thought her position within the dynasty was solid. After all, she had known the family for over a decade, well before they became famous - she even dubbed herself a Kardashian sister and followed the krew all over the world

  Imagine the shock when it emerged mum-of-three Joyce had been unceremoniously dumped by the forceful tribe - shunned by all sisters on social media, with even Khloe Kardashian's friend Malika Haqq sharply unfollowing the make-up artist on Instagram

 So what exactly caused the very public social media flogging? US Weekly were the first to claim the family are no longer in contact with Joyce, claiming that they parted on friendly terms but underground sources have suggested family's actions appears to suggest otherwise

 "The family doesn't speak to her anymore. She hasn't worked for them for months," a source said

 They added: "They just stopped working with her because they didn't see it as a right fit anymore

"  Harmonious as this statement was, Joyce, who just two days ago wished her "matriarch of life" Khloe a happy birthday, hinted at a very dark centre to the fued

 Taking to Instagram after the news broke she shared a snap of herself clad in a white towelling robe, with the clear warning: "'F**k with me, I dare you

"  Some sources are suggested the clan dumped Joyce as she is bringing out her own make-up range, which Kim and Kylie feel will rival their $420million cosmetic buisiness

 Other are simply pointing out that this could mirror Kim's very-public split from her assistant, Stephanie Shepher, as she started coming into the public eye

 What's clear though is this that Joyce may have been the last to know her "family" who she "spoke to everyday" had, essentially, sacked her

 In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter last year. "We text every other day and we talk about everything," she said at the time

 She even allowed Kim to ban her from working with Caitlyn Jenner as she said it was so hard to find loyal people to work with

 The split becomes more confusing as Joyce explained earlier to W magazine: "We've known each other since the beginning, before they were famous

After they started their show people started really loving them and then hating them and now they're loving them again, there's been so much that's happened

Read More Celebs hitting the gym  "We text every other day and we talk about everything

Even if I'm working with a different client we're always talking and FaceTiming — we talk about kids, we talk about the fun, scandalous stuff

 "They're like my sisters."  Sisters or not, it appears to the Kardashians their bloody empire is definitely thicker than water

 Mirror Online has contacted Joyce and the Kardashians for comment.

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