Waddup, dudes (vid contains racist jokes)
It's Vovan here
I mean Oleg
That is Lamy
Hehe boi
Now I'm gonna tell you how to beat Dark Souls 3
Actually it's not that hard
People who can't beat Dark Souls just think that the game's so hard and can't just not to be stupid
(pic says: He can't pass through the first boss. Yeah, he's a loser.)
Makes sense
To pass the game you need two things:
Brain and hands
If you have hands, then you need brain
Without hands game may be difficult
We don't wanna complicate, so leave the vid if you don't have any of those
But if you have all of the stuff
Then listen here:
For the first you should know that you're just a little bird of kiwi
In a large pathetic jungle
Pathetic as all of those DS guides
As black as my slaves of my goddamn plantation of cucumbers
Now we sould go back to the guide
Take all of your sausages, 'cause we're going down the hell
You must make yourself a sammich out of cucumbers
To not die and don't see one of those "wasted" sign variation
What did you expect?
Even in real life you will see that sign one day.
#wasted
Real fact, my boys
You must choose a class to play
Choose wisely, you kitten
And go forward in progress
Avoid the attacks of all those gross monsters
'CAUSE THEY WANT TO KILL YOUR KITTENS
BEWARE OF LOSING YOUR CATS BECAUSE THEY'RE SOOO IMPORTANT
Shitty cats could save your life
...or you can eat them and not die
That's estus. You wot?
You can toss your cat-bombs around
to run away and NOT DIE
wut
It means cats are SO goddamn important in this game
If you don't have an in-game cat,
Take the real one and put it under your butt
Fill the cat with fire and rage you get from the f**ing game
But when you slash your way to the first boss you should know..
..that the boss isn't that easy..
..and you must hit that mofo
Yes, my friend. You heard me right.
To pass through DS3 you must hit all of those stupid asses
I understand that the information I told you can shock you
But please don't go nuts
like me (#AINSLEY4LIFE)
Try to not be killed by bosses
'cause even with your cats you can get rekt
Kill the summoned units of all those shit-heads
to get more cats
to defeat some new sh*tty bosses
SmAsH that moving sh*t with your frying pan
because it is not enough graceful
and you can't use it in PUBG
But now I'll end the guide with those words:
Good bye everybody and remember: "Today you might have cats, but yesterday you may not" - Confucius.
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