Alright
So I am warping to [Drangleic Castle]
And fighting...
Jordanix1871: Are you gonna go and bonfire that lady up?
Jordanix1871: Which seems pointless, because I don't think-
Jordanix1871: Well, I suppose you'll be playing through the DLC
Well, I'm going to kill her...
And then I'm going to find
If I can
All the optional bosses in the game
Kill them
And then I'm going to start the DLC
Oh, I remember this place!
And this is the door
Okay, here we go
Here we go, here we g-
Ah, I should probably check myself
Before I wreck myself here
Jordanix1871: (laughs)
Jordanix1871: Yesss
That all looks good...
Jordanix1871: Let the checking begin!
I just bought like 600 Dark Arrows
Jordanix1871: Did you go through all the doors and stuff?
Jordanix1871: Oh, did you say you were going for the final boss right now?
Yep
Jordanix1871: Nice!
I'm at the doors of the final boss
Why are there bloodstains like *right here*
When I open the door
Jordanix1871: Ummm
Jordanix1871: I don't know
Jordanix1871: Maybe there are a couple of skeletons on the way down...?
Jordanix1871: But it's hard to say
(laughs) Oh, good
I'm dead already
Jordanix1871: Oh, really?
Jordanix1871: "Hurray for wings?"
I thought I saw a path
But it was a path to a cliff face
Jordanix1871: Oh, okay
Yep
The best kind of path
Well that was a big fucking hallway
Where nothing happened
Jordanix1871: Yeah buddy
Jordanix1871: It's fun to see how many times you can do it
Jordanix1871: And your stamina and all that regen
Yeah
I can't believe I died there
That's embarrasing
Jordanix1871: I think you're gonna fight a pair of sub-bosses
Yeah
Jordanix1871: Are you familiar with that? Okay
The Throne Watcher and the...
Jordanix1871: Yeah yeah, you got it
...Throne Fucker, or something
Jordanix1871: That's the one
Jordanix1871: My drink is empty
Jordanix1871: And I think the fire's going out, so...
Jordanix1871: I'm gonna watch this
Jordanix1871: Then go take care of business
Okay, I got Bert and Ernie coming after me here
Jordanix1871: (laughs)
Jordanix1871: Yeah you do
They don't really seem to be doing much, though
They're just kind of watching me
Oh, there he goes
He just stuck his sword in my chest
Jordanix1871: That where the sword goes anyway
Oh, B is roll!
Okay
Jordanix1871: (chuckles)
Jordanix1871: Just because you press it, doesn't mean he'll do it!
Jordanix1871: Just remember that
Yeah
Jordanix1871: It's similar to the [Estus] drinking
Jordanix1871: You can never guarantee that shit
Yeah
Aw man, fucking [Estus] drinking is bad in this one
Jordanix1871: (snickering)
It's worse than jump in Dark Souls 1
Jordanix1871: Oh okay, yep
I'm mashing the fucking button
He's like, "DUH, what do you want me to do???"
Jordanix1871: "Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp"
Jordanix1871: "Every day I'm derping"
"Estus gone, Estus gone!"
"Yes, where has the Estus gone?"
Jordanix1871: (laughs)
Jordanix1871: "I know it's gone, but where did it go?"
Jordanix1871: Well, you got this thing halfway done
Oh Jesus
You trying to jinx me now?
Oh fuck, he made lightning on his sword
That can't be good for me
Jordanix1871: Ah yeah, they do that
Jordanix1871: Oh, you're probably aware of this, too
Jordanix1871: If you kill one, but you don't kill the other one quick enough
Jordanix1871: The first one comes back
WHAT!?
Jordanix1871: I'm pretty sure that's a thing
Jordanix1871: I could be making that up
Jordanix1871: But I don't know why it wouldn't
I really hop'e you're making that up
Because I haven't even touched the other fucking guy
Jordanix1871: Well he goes down quick
Jordanix1871: Once you get the first one down, the other one goes down quick
Yeah, well I'll look at...
Jordanix1871: Because I don't think they so much die
Jordanix1871: As they just sit there and kneel and feel bad about themselves
Jordanix1871: Until either their buddy is dead
Jordanix1871: Or until you're dead
Jordanix1871: Or they come back
Well I'll start working on the other one, then
Jordanix1871: No no, no, kill the main one
Jordanix1871: Kill the one that you've been hurting
Okay
Jordanix1871: Because that will make the other one way easier
Jordanix1871: Like infinitely easier
Jordanix1871: Guhhh, there's a cliff face there, okay
Jordanix1871: It's not like Smough where they absorb the souls
Jordanix1871: And feel bad for their bro
Jordanix1871: You just end up fighting one by their self
Okay
Okay, Watcher is down
Jordanix1871: Nice
Oh, I see what you mean
About him taking a knee
And feeling bad about himself
Jordanix1871: (laughs)
I thought you mean he would die
And the one left would just kneel
And let me take his head off
Jordanix1871: Okay, sorry, nope
Jordanix1871: Nope, they just chill out there for a little bit
Okay, he won't fucking put his shield-
Oh, he just actually put his shield away
What are you doing?
I don't like that!
Stop that!
Fucking lightning sword
What are you doing??
NO
NO!
He's trying to revive his fucking partner
Jordanix1871: Oh, is he really?
Jordanix1871: Because usually they...
Did he do it?
Jordanix1871: No, I thought it took way longer for that to happen
Well he was about to die
So he ran over to his partner
And he knelt, and then the partner stood up
But then I killed him and they both died
Jordanix1871: Ahh, okay yeah
So he stood up and looked at me
And then he died
Jordanix1871: I'm watching this now
Jordanix1871: That's crazy, yeah
Jordanix1871: He is doing a big ol' heal
Jordanix1871: Son of a bitch, you know?
Jordanix1871: You gotta watch them, man
Jordanix1871: They'll do every fucking dirty trick in the book to ya
Yeah
Oh, wow!
She hasn't aged a day
Jordanix1871: (chuckling)
Looks like fucking Gravelord Nito over here
Jordanix1871: "Time has ravaged your once useful looks"
Yeah
Could you stop looking at me like that
When you're fingering your scythe?
It's creeping me out
Jordanix1871: Okay so, yeah
Jordanix1871: Have you read any strategy on this fight?
Nope
Jordanix1871: Okay, the three orbs that are gonna be around
Jordanix1871: They're gonna curse you
Jordanix1871: Which means your max health will go down
Jordanix1871: And they'll do it a lot
Jordanix1871: And they just kind of go around
Jordanix1871: And just kind of funnel you
Jordanix1871: Where they think you should be going in life
Okay
Yep, there they go
"Cursed"
Jordanix1871: (laughs)
Jordanix1871: Everything as it should be
That's fine
I'll fucking deal with it
I've been playing most of this game at 80% health
(laughs) I'm watching my max health go down
That's fucked up
Jordanix1871: Yep, it is
Jordanix1871: So the game I'm playing
Jordanix1871: It's just taking me forever
Jordanix1871: Because I'm watching you do your thing
Yeah
Jordanix1871: Oh, I should have told you
Jordanix1871: Don't get hit by the scythe, it's bad
Jordanix1871: It takes health and stuff
Jordanix1871: You take damage
Okay
How is she just draining my fucking health?
Is that wha-
Oh, good
I'm dead already
Nevermind
Jordanix1871: What!?
(laughs) I just walked off a cliff
Jordanix1871: I'll just point this out to you now
Jordanix1871: Your max health went down a little bit more again
Jordanix1871: You should probably stop dying
Okay, that's fine
I expect it to be at 80% this entire fight
Jordanix1871: (laughs)
Jordanix1871: But man, that was so funny watching you walk off that cliff
Jordanix1871: That was just... intense!
"This is where I belong!"
Jordanix1871: (laughs)
"My people need me!"
Okay
Jordanix1871: (laughs) "I must return to the mole kingdom!"
Jordanix1871: To give you an idea of where I'm at in the stream
Jordanix1871: You just walked up to the fog gate
Okay
I see what you mean now about the scythe
And not getting hit by it
Jordanix1871: Okay, yeah
So I'm keeping in...
Jordanix1871: I forgot all about her doing the scream attack though, you know?
I'm keeping in mind where the big fucking cliff is
It's not just my max health going down
It's my fucking health, too
Jordanix1871: Yeah, for sure
Draining it right out
Like, fuck off!
Jordanix1871: Did you get a snapchat the same time I did?
Yeah
Jordanix1871: Yep
Like I'm just draining the fucking Estus here
It's not getting me anywhere
Jordanix1871: I might get hammered tonight
Jordanix1871: Ah, that was a good roll
Jordanix1871: The second and the third time though
Jordanix1871: Not so much
She's fucking hacking me up
Jordanix1871: But yeah, you're right
Jordanix1871: Your max health is just plummeting
Well the max health isn't my problem
It's my standard health
Jordanix1871: Right, main health
Yeah
Jordanix1871: I will admit that she killed me a couple times, but...
...I hope you don't consider her too hard
Nah, I mean I...
Jordanix1871: Like she's a bitch, no doubt
I'll get used to it
Jordanix1871: You've had better
Yeah
I find myself on my back quite a bit
But that's nothing new
Am I right?
Jordanix1871: (laughs) Hey-o!
I'm just using Lifegems every five seconds
To try and combat this fucking health drain
Jordanix1871: Oh yeah
Jordanix1871: So it'll go up at a similar rate
Jordanix1871: As what you're going down
I don't know what you're doing
But I don't like it
What are you doing I DON'T LIKE IT
Jordanix1871: One tip
Jordanix1871: I think...
Jordanix1871: You should rotate to her left
Jordanix1871: Don't rotate away from her weapon
Jordanix1871: Rotate into it
Gotcha
Jordanix1871: And that way, when she goes to attack
Jordanix1871: You should be able to roll a little bit easier
Yeah
Jordanix1871: Ah, but not off the cliff, though
Jordanix1871: That'd be bad
Yeah, I've been kind of keeping it close to her
Jordanix1871: Oh, for sure
Oh, there's that fucking gem...
Jordanix1871: I like how you used your [Lifegem]
Jordanix1871: Even when you were at close to full health
Jordanix1871: That was definitely smart business
Jordanix1871: For all the cursing
She's slow to swing, too
Quite slow I find
Yeah, I'm just using one every five seconds
Jordanix1871: So I think it's definitely benefiting you
Jordanix1871: Going to the left
Jordanix1871: Because you're farther away from her
Jordanix1871: Yeah, it's definitely helping I think
Jordanix1871: Nice, so you can get in behind her
Jordanix1871: When she does a big ol' dumb attack
Jordanix1871: Love it
Jordanix1871: Nice, and she does her big dumb beam
Jordanix1871: That takes up like ten years
Mhm
Jordanix1871: You healed up instead of going for the kill!
Jordanix1871: Welp
Yeah man
Jordanix1871: Played this game before
Jordanix1871: Are you ready for the most satisfying ending
Jordanix1871: Of all video games?
Jordanix1871: (joyous) Yeah, the wave! Ahh!
Jordanix1871: I see you!
(laughs)
Jordanix1871: Yeah, this ending's gonna sum up
Jordanix1871: Everything from the game
Jordanix1871: And it's gonna make everything make sense
Jordanix1871: Just so you know
Okay
I'm glad I could take her down
After just a couple tries
Jordanix1871: Oh, for sure
You know
I killed myself half as many times...
...during that fight
I killed myself as many times as she killed me
Jordanix1871: Yep
Because she got me once
Jordanix1871: That's right
Jordanix1871: But your people needed you
Jordanix1871: So what could you do?
(laughs) Yeah they did
What would they do without me?
Jordanix1871: There you go
Jordanix1871: So get ready for lots of story
Ohh, he sits in the chair!
Jordanix1871: You get it now? That make sense?
It does, you know?
Everything comes together
I was wondering why there was a chair there
Jordanix1871: And it's empty
And... he sits in it!
It just all makes sense!
(laughs) The funniest one for me
Was going into...
After you kill the king, you go to get his souls
Jordanix1871: Yep
And it's just in a random cave
There's a throne
And his souls are on it
Like, that makes no sense
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