I came here...
...because it seemed to be the only logical path for me to take
It was the only 'door' that I remembered
That I could open
Is this a side area, or...?
I had assumed I was doing main story stuff
Really glad I went and spent all my souls
That's not the kind of thing I want to be carrying around here
Fucking dragons
I assume it's the dragons
Shooting fucking lightning and shit at me
(vocal sigh) Don't want that!
"Okay, so now he buffed himself"
"So you need to..."
Oh, one second
"You need to collect some items to make his health go down"
"And then..."
"...then his defense in x5..."
Not even particularly interested
In fighting you guys
Maybe later
"No, the king is 100% optional"
Okay
So then
I assume you meant the last boss, the king
Is it the queen that's the final boss, then?
The king didn't seem like...
...too much of a-
Holy fuck
Get out of my way!
I'm trying to roll here, not going anywhere
That's a big ol' fucking dragon
Is what that is
Do you guys mind?
Get the hell out of here
Big dragon to fight
Holy shit he's big
(sigh of resignation)
Alright
Oh
Hmm
Oh
So he doesn't want to fight
AWESOME
Because I have no desire to fight you either
So this is how I continue the game??
Go... into a dead giant's brain
And travel back in time into his memory...?
Seem a like a weird...
...weird way to continue
Towards the end of the game
"One cannot reside within memory for long"
"Giant butthole ahead"
Thank you
Giant-
Whoa, god
Is this...
Is this the first boss I fought?
He seems pretty similar
Maybe all giants are this size
Racist!
Or...size-ist, I guess
He doesn't hit soft, I'll give him that
"He has special item to ascend the throne"
"The giants attacked because Vendrick was a dick"
Yeah
He was a pretty big dick to me, so...
...I can see that
Though this dude's being a pretty big dick too, so...
Got a big ol' soul
It had warned me that there would be a time limit here
I haven't been here since the first of the game
"Can go and kill the final boss now"
"Vendrick is the guy walking around"
"The guy before him was just his bodyguard"
Okay
We'll see how many of these things I can remember
"Like a dream!"
Holy shit!
That was unnecessary
You look like a giant
Because you have no face
(laughs) A backstab, really!?
That's funny
Backstabbing a giant
Like a fucking pro
Really?
Three of you?
Uh oh
I didn't realize I couldn't back up anymore
Come on-
Aww
You're fucking dead
(tired sigh)
Okay
What are you doing?
Holy fuck
Could you not!?
Oh, windoerful
I'm on fire
Fuck sakes
"At the end, don't fight the big-ass giant"
"Just grab the souls and run"
"When you get the souls"
"Examine the giant again to leave the memory
Yeah, or I could just bonfire home too
Holy shit
That's a big ol' giant
(laughs)
Just completely ignoring the giant thing
With the club trying to murder me
Just like, "What's this over here?"
(laughs)
How the *hell* are you in here now?
Didn't see that coming!
(laughs)
What was crazy easy
Cool
Following you
That's a good idea
(laughs) Oh, I thought you died
I was like, "Well, that didn't last very long"
Wow
This would have been hard to explain in text
Oh Christ
(laughs)
Ohhh Jesus shit!
Nice
Bunch of giants down here
For no reason
"Ring of Giants+1"
RING of giants...
That wasn't the Giant Soul, though
I assume we're just killing these guys for sport...?
NOPE
What are ya doing?
Get back in there
That's a nice crossbow, by the way
Yeah, whatever
Would you swing already!?
Jesus Christ!
I'm trying to dodge him
He just keeps walking after me
Okay
"Forgotten Key, Soul of a Giant"
Sweet
(laughs)
Cool
It actually kind of feels like a real boss fight now
Maybe he'll pay attention to me
When I walk through the fucking door
Do I have the right ring on...?
Yes I do
Okay
Last time I tried that I got my head cut off, so...
Okay, 112 damage
That's good
That's like a tough boss
Like a big armored dude
Or a guy with a tough hide
Not doing fucking 40 a hit anymore
I can handle this
Something else I was considering doing
Was bonfiring [Mytha] The Baneful Queen
By [using a Bonfire] Ascetic
So I could kill her
And get the Covetous Silver [Serpent] Ring+2
But it's a little late in the game now, anyway
Ohh, he wants to fucking kill me
Swing, so I can fucking heal
Fucker!
Yeah, he saw me
Saw me dying
Trying to heal
I have full health, too
I thought, "When did I Human Effigy?"
But it was to summon you
I just have to try and not let him hit me
Because when he gets one good hit in
He usually gets another one right after
And he doesn't waste it
And he sure as hell doesn't want me healing
Yeah, that big ol' fucking 290° swing
Get it out of ya!
Fuck
(low whistle)
Cut my frigging cape off
Aww, you asshole!
That was not nice at all!
Just throws a thing at me and I'm cursed!?
Rude!
I'm not doing nearly as much damage
(laughs) As I thought I'd be doing
Ahhh...
A test of patience
The ultimate Dark Souls metaphor
Fucker just curses me because he feels like it
No idea how that second swing missed me
Ooh!
"Hug his butt to win"
Yeah, that's pretty much what I've been doing
Because he starts his swing
At the right side of his butt
And he ends it at the left side of his butt
So... you have a blind spot!
And it's right where you poop
This isn't so bad
As long as I don't get cocky
I could two-hand
But it changes...
...how fast I swing
And I don't want that
I don't want anything changing about my attack pattern
Because this is what I'm comfortable with
And changing your attack patterns
Is a good way to die
That's what happened fighting The Pursuer
Trying to do it the way that the game wanted me to
It just wasn't working
So I just fought him head-on
Aww, fucker!
Oohoo!
Okay!
Glad I got that last dodge in!
I didn't expect him to swing a third time
Fucking deadly
I find the bosses get a little more aggressive
As they get lower on health
I don't know if that's an illusion
Or if that actually is programmed in
But...
...I seem to see more of the deadly attacks...
...quicker, and more aggressively...
...the lower they are on health
Shit like that
I didn't have any of those problems earlier in the fight
Nope!
Fuck
In swings like in a full circle
Fuck off!
Just go somewhere
Eugh!
(shaky sigh)
Fucking finally
I'm stressed out
Ugh
Almost 100,000 souls
Achievement unlocked, to kill Vendrick
Go fuck yourself
Cool
I'm okay with getting 100,000 souls as a prize
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