So last week I'm in Walmart shopping and I see an Avengers Infinity War shirt in
the boys section. I'm 'bout to spend all my money and get this shirt for my son. I
am a huge fan. My husband and I just finished watching all 17 prior Marvel
movies in the order that they happened and then like every other black person
on the planet went to go see Black Panther last weekend.
Wakanda Forever. I look at the shirt I see Hulk on there, I see Spider Man on
there. I see Doctor Strange all big and bold in
the front. I see Captain America on there. Dag near everybody from Guardians of the
Galaxy on there. Correct me if I'm wrong but when you look at the Infinity Wars
trailer not only is T'Challa on there as Black Panther but Okoye is on there run
it up so I'm trying to figure out why come he's not on this shirt? I watched this
interview and somebody said that the people at Marvel and Disney were afraid that the
Black Panther merchandise may not sell. *blink*blink*blink*
I don't want to say I was offended because offense is the work of the devil,
but Groot was on there. Groot is a tree man okay? Rocket is on the shirt! Rocket
is a raccoon man hybrid but Black Panther ain't on there? What is you doin Marvel?!
This isn't really a funny video, this is more of a video I'm hoping somebody at
Marvel and Disney will see ... and since you're here listening to me I made a
short list of things that I would like you to make. I need mugs, backpacks, school
erasers, Trapper Keepers (do they make Trapper Keepers?) I need to bring them back,
I need Trapper Keepers, thermoses, lunch bags, clearly I need a Halloween costumes
from infant all the way up to adult. I need Mbaku, I need T'Challa, I need
Okoye, I need Nakia, I need Shuri duh, I need a line of wigs.
I need Lupita's lil bantu knot situation to be able just dry up on my
head, I need to the merchant tribe chick with the red clay and afro puffs at the
end, I need to be able to just throw Shuri's braids up my head whenever I
feel like it, and I need that wig that Okoye took off in a casino scene and I
need to be able to like whip it off on people! A line of apparel, I need outfits
fashioned off everything they were wearing including the dresses in the
casino scene, Ramonda's whole situation, the Queening hats that go out
like this, flare arms sunburst things in multiple
colors, everything Shuri had on ... I need a 10/12 tall so you guys get on that. Home
decor, throw pillows, bedding, appliances clearly out of vibranium, actual
functioning Kimoyo beads so y'all figure that out. I need something called
iWakanda ... not sure what it does but you can get with Apple. Kitchen utensils,
the Jabari barking as a ringtone and I need that T'Chala Lo! song that they
sang during the wa - (actually I already made that my ringtone, it's on the score
y'all need to check out the score it is everything) *clears throat* back to my list ... I need pens,
pencils, I need a shower cap, I need a shower curtain, matter of fact I need
like bath towels, skincare lotion clearly with cocoa and shea butter in it, head
wraps, spears, actual Wakanda ... like I want to be able to take my family to Wakanda
so I need Disney to get on that, a vibranium car, Wakanda mortgages,
smartphones and they better be smart, a line of fake tattoos specifically for my
head when I shave on my hair off, I need the Jabari tribe vegetarian cookbook,
Nakia's humanitarian how-to manual, Wakanda home schooling
curriculum, a line of antifreeze, faux fur vests, and I need those blue blankets
that the border tribe was wearing and I also want to be able to lock arms with
my fellow Wakandians and block negativity from my life. *pyoing* *pyoing* *pyoing* *pyoing* *pyoing*
Augmented reality app where I can try on all of the makeup, hair, and clothing and
then in one step purchase it. I want you guys to open a spa and in there I want
to have the ancestral plane experience what I too can go and speak to my
ancestors up in a tree as panthers or like in the Virgin Islands eating
mangoes or whatever they be doing. Purple energy drinks, jewelry including a line
of claw necklaces, I'd like the neck rings, and you can throw in the lip
things too I mean I don't know I might get into that? Sneakers ... clearly made by
Shuri (actually my son uses a wheelchair so if you could throw in a vibranium one
that would be awesome or better yet that robotic leg thing
that Tony made for War Machine at the end the Civil War ... in vibranium thank you.)
And finally can a girl get an Infinity War tank top for her son with Black
Panther and Okoye it on there cuz y'all trippin!
and while you added throw Bucky on there with his new arm thank ya!
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