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여러분! 중세시대 고전 명화 메이크업☝️ 하고 썸네일 촬영하세요!👑 Classic Makeup | Heizle - Duration: 7:20.
Hello, my Heizlenuts! It's Heizle here!
I recently did a collaborative photo shoot with Scherzando
It was awesome!!
Today and tomorrow, I will show you guys two concepts of the shooting that I did
But today, I will show you a medieval art makeup
And tomorrow, I'll reveal a refreshing summer makeup!
This collaborative shooting with Scherzando is not just about showing makeups
but also giving you guys a chance to do your collaborative shooting with Scherzando!
I'll share more details about this after today's makeup!
Let's go for the makeup!
Go go!
First, draw your brows with a brown-colored brow pencil that has a thin core
I will make mine more arch-like to give them more classy and soft look to the makeup
And then
I will apply this golden brown colored brow mascara to match with my blonde hair
To achieve a more western look, I will shade my nose a little bit deeper than usual
I will start to shade from the eyehole to the tip of my nose multiple times to make my nose taller and deeper
I will apply this glitter-less ivory colored shadow
above my double eyelids line and the central part of my inner eyelids
I will apply this orange-brown colored palette with fine glitters
on the tail part of my eyes as if I'm blocking them with the product
And then,
I will apply it again elliptically on my eyehole above the double eyelids line as if I'm gently touching it
I will also apply it elliptically on the head part of my eyes and eyehole part as if I'm blocking with the product and gently connect two sides
Lastly, I will apply it on the triangular part and then I will do an overall blending
And then,
I will apply this deep red-brown color on the head part and the tail part of my eyes to make them look deeper
It will give more western-ish looking to your makeup
Now I will give a glossiness that reflects lights on the head part of the eyes and the underlines
I'll apply this pencil gel liner on the head part and near the under lashes
I will do a cat's eye by drawing this pencil eyeliner a little bit upward
I drew it a little bit thicker in a triangular shape to match with the vibe of the eyeshadow
I will attach this fake lashes to make my eyes more deep and profound
It will give a heavy but more deep effect to your eyes
I'll fix my lashes with this mascara
I will also apply it on my under lashes to make them more full
With this tone downed orange blusher
I will color my cheeks, side cheeks, and nose bridge
Today, I'll put some freckles, too
With a dim pencil liner
I'll put some irregular dots on my cheeks and nose bridge to make it look natural
I'm going to use two colors for lips
Let's apply this velvety and luxurious nudie color on my lips as a base
And then,
I will apply this deep and vintage orange color on my inner lips to give a gradation effect
So that was the makeup for my medieval-oil-painting-like photo shooting
I briefly introduced Scherzando, the photographer of this shooting
and I also told you guys about the collaboration promotion with Scherzando
You can do the same shooting as I did in the photos!
I will leave more details about this promotion on the comment section and the description box
If you are interested in this type of conceptual photo shootings, I highly recommend to give it a try!
Don't forget that I'm going to release the second shooting with Scherzando tomorrow!
See you tomorrow at the same time!
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CollegeHumor's Favorite Classic Videos - Duration: 27:16.
(upbeat music)
(lively guitar music)
- My favorite CH original from way back in the day
has got to be Rap Battle.
Focal point of the sketch is
a bunch of guys from Freestyle Love Supreme.
I was in college at the time, this was a long time ago,
and I would just go home and it would get in my head,
and I'd watch it every time.
I must've watched that sketch,
I don't know, a hundred times, right?
What is that, Lin-Manuel?
It was, "All right, bitch!
"It's time to take it down,
"time to beat down Encyclopedia Brown.
"I don't wanna piss on every superficial issue with you,
"and rip you apart like tissue,
"I mean, it's easy to dis you."
That's great.
Uh, that's just good rap.
Obviously, hats off to Hamilton.
You know, it had its moment.
I personally feel that Lin-Manuel's finest work
was in Rap Battle.
(singing)
- Yeah!
♪ You can't hack this, you're the wackness ♪
♪ It's Mo Rocca versus Zach Galifianakis ♪
♪ That's right, leave your head spinning like a dreidel ♪
♪ Knock your socks off and the lox off your bagel ♪
♪ That's right, see I'm winning ♪
♪ Your face looks like mayonnaise that's grinning ♪
♪ You're lucky you're wearing stripes, they're thinning ♪
♪ This ain't the end, it's the beginning ♪
- Don't eat so much.
- You just got burned.
I think.
That's how it --
Yes. - Scorched.
- You can't just have someone else
do your freestyle for you.
- As long as he works for us, right?
And UTK was an intern I hired this morning.
He just also happens to be part
of this rap improv group called Freestyle Love Supreme.
But I didn't know that when I hired him.
- Oh, okay, yeah, you found that out later.
Okay, well, maybe two of my interns can come battle you.
- No, I mean,
yeah, I guess, as long as--
- Guys?
- Hey, what up dog?
- [Amir] (chuckles) Hi.
- UTK. - Shockwave.
- I told you not to bring friends here.
That was like the one thing, remember?
- Yo, this is Lin, Shockwave, my interns.
- Hey, aren't you that guy
from that like three-time Tony award-winning
Broadway musical In the Heights?
- Yeah, well, we have four Tonys, but yeah.
- (laughs) I am such a huge, huge fan.
♪ A'ight, bitch ♪
♪ Let's take 'em down to Chinatown ♪
♪ It's time to beat down Encyclopedia Brown ♪
♪ Now I don't wanna piss on every superficial issue with you ♪
♪ Will rip you apart like tissue, it's easy to dis you ♪
♪ Your father's a highly accomplished gynecologist ♪
♪ From a family of doctors so it's obvious ♪
♪ The problem is that you went into comedy ♪
♪ So now your momma thinks you're just a waste of space ♪
♪ You (bleep) solipsistic pile of (bleep) ♪
- [Crowd] Ohh!
♪ Your father sees more vag than you're ever gonna see ♪
♪ And when it comes to intimacy ♪
♪ There's plenty of fish in the sea ♪
♪ But listen to me ♪
♪ I know about your little deficiency ♪
♪ Streeter told me about your undescended testicle ♪
♪ The incident at the renaissance festival ♪
♪ The time that gorgeous woman almost slept with you ♪
♪ And fell the (bleep) back ♪
♪ 'Cause your nut sack is asymmetrical ♪
♪ Sorry I roasted you, I'm doin' what I'm supposed to do ♪
♪ I didn't mean to make a Patrick Swayze Ghost of you ♪
♪ And years from now when you're dyin' in disgrace ♪
♪ Remember Streeter lyrically skeeted in your face ♪
♪ You punk bitch ♪
- [Crowd] Ohh!
- True!
(cheering)
- What's up, man?
Great job.
Uh, that light on the printer isn't working again.
I don't know how, so could you maybe just check it out?
- Oh, sure, yeah. - I can take care of it.
- Sorry about that.
- Thanks guys.
Good work, really.
And then go to lunch.
- Okay, thanks! - Thank you.
- Best interns ever.
- One of my favorite things that College Humor's
ever done is the prank war between Steeter and Amir.
And my favorite episode of that is--
I want to say episode five when Streeter pranks Amir
by putting him in fake Human Giant sketch,
and having everyone on set tell him
that he is doing a bad job.
I watch that video and I just feel so bad for Amir,
because that's such a primal fear of mine,
and I think probably anybody who's a performer,
to try and get a laugh and fail
in front of people you super respect.
I mean, Human Giant is, like, one of the sketch groups.
When I started at College Humor,
I lived in fear of something like that happening to me.
(toilet flushes)
(upbeat pop music)
- [Streeter] Is one line worth the cost of these tickets?
I mean, I know it is to me. Is it to you?
- I think when we're actually watching it.
Right now it's not because we're tired,
'cause we woke up at four AM,
but when we're actually watching it, it's gonna be awesome.
(upbeat pop music)
- Hey. - What's up man?
- How you doin'? - Good to see you.
- [Streeter] Hey, can I, uh, do you mind?
- Oh yeah, sure, come in.
Rob, Streeter here.
- [Rob] Hey, what's up, man?
- Hey. - Rob. Nice to see you.
- How you doin', I'm Streeter. - How's it goin'?
- Scene four, take one.
- [Director] Speak.
Action.
- Man, there wasn't even a Broker Street.
- Oh, man, you're so lucky.
This place is awesome, Scheer!
- Thanks, dude.
- This is great.
How can you afford a place this big?
- Uh, I got a subletter, actually.
Two of 'em.
- Subletter? I thought this was a one bedroom.
- [Paul] Uh, check it out.
- Oh, hey, Paul.
Do I make the check out to you or Consolidated Power,
or how does that work? - Can we stop for a second?
- (stammers) I'm sorry.
Were you looking at the camera or were you looking at me?
- You. - Oh, you were? Okay.
- It seemed like from where you're looking
like you might be looking in the camera.
Do you mind if we, uh--
can we just do another one real quick?
- Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah.
- Just be safe. - All right, I'll move it.
- [Paul] Oh, it doesn't matter.
- [Director] You need to, like, take the sarcasm
out of your voice, 'cause then it's like--
- I'm not doing it on purpose, sorry.
- [Director] Okay, no, no, no, it's fine.
It's like there's like this--
- [Rob] He's smiling.
- [Director] Yeah, so you're smiling,
and seriously, let's have that pause there.
Let's have the take of, "Hey,
"we've got dudes livin' in the bathroom."
- [Crew] Amir, you're doin' it as loud as you can.
- Yeah.
I mean, he told me not to yell, I don't wanna yell,
but I don't wanna--
- [Crew] Okay, well, do it a little bit--
like, just project.
Like loud like this but not like shouting like this.
- It's like the difference between acting and not acting.
Like what Streeter's doing is acting,
but it doesn't feel like acting.
- Exactly.
All right, let's just do it one more time.
- Uh, Anil, just sort of like relax a little bit.
- [Amir] Cool.
- I would say that the thing is to get your thing
out faster so it'll just give him a place to jump in there.
So don't, like, linger on it.
It seems like you're kind of chewing
up your line a little bit.
- Like that-- - Okay.
- [Amir] Hey, Paul, who do I make the check out--
- Just wait until I say my line.
Tell you one thing, I know--
- [Amir] I'm honestly not doing on purpose.
- One line is always harder
than doing like a whole bunch of stuff.
- [Amir] Like, I've done full sketch--
like, I was in a--
like, I did stuff in college, and it was fine, I never--
- [Rob] Have you done, like, acting before?
- Not like acting, but like--
- Guys, come on, man!
(groans)
- So just come out of here for one second.
Just come here.
- Should I stay? Should I stay?
- You stay. - Okay.
- So, um, yeah, just get out of the bathtub.
- All right, so I'll do Paul.
So Anil, just watch how we're gonna do this here.
So this is how it's actually gonna go.
Come in here for just a second.
Okay, so Paul's gonna be you,
so I'm Paul for just this example.
Uh, yeah, check it out, man,
I got these subletters.
- Hey dude, uh, should I make out the check
to Consolidated Power or just to you?
- Oh, Paul, fresh out of nappies, too, man.
Could use another box.
- All right, so just like very straight forward.
- Okay. Uh, who do I make the check out to?
- [Paul] But look at us, like, look us.
- Hey, Paul.
- [Paul] Make eye contact.
- [Rob] Hey, Paul, who do I make the check out to?
- [Rob And Amir] Hey, Paul, who do I make the check out to?
- [All] Hey, Paul, who do I make the check out to?
- [Paul] How 'bout this, just say like,
"I got the rent," or something like that.
- Whatever you want, just-- - Say it.
- Say it and don't, like, present it.
Like, "Here's the thing."
- [Amir] Hey, Paul. You didn't say anything.
- I know.
- Fuck it, come on.
- How would you say, "Let's hang out?"
- Do you have water or something?
- Please, let's just do this.
All right.
Check it out.
- [Amir] Hey, Paul.
(screams)
- Come on, dude!
- Come on, man!
- We thought this, yeah,
I don't know how to say it any other--
I can't say it any nicer
than it's becoming a very big problem.
- Dude, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
Um, sorry about that.
I'm just like-- - It's fine.
- [Paul] I'm stressed out because we're behind,
and we're getting all this heat from--
I'm sorry, I really am, I'm really sorry.
You're doing fine, you really are, you're doing fine.
- [Amir] It's just I've never done something
like this before. - No, and you know what?
- And you're great, and--
- [Rob] You had said that you did some acting.
- It's cool. - Or you have or have not?
- It's fine, you're doing great, you're doing great.
All right, keep it up.
- [Rob] Streeter, you've done acting, right?
- [Streeter] Yeah, I took acting class.
- [Paul] We'll just, um,
so we're just thinking maybe what we'll do is--
we feel like right now it's not working 100%.
- I kinda feel like to be honest,
this is taking a really long time,
and we're not really getting exactly what we want,
so we wanna just kinda streamline it,
and maybe just use one of you guys
just to sort of make it faster.
- So if maybe you jump out for this one,
and then we'll just, um--
- Oh, 'kay. - Yeah, just, yeah.
- I'll just take that.
Or here, you take it, here, you.
No, no, no, no, (stammers) no, actually--
- [Director] Just like out of the bathroom.
- So we're gonna try some with just Streeter.
- Yeah. - Just to see.
- [Paul] We'll just do somethin' with that
and see how it plays.
I mean, we might use the other one.
- [Streeter] Uh-huh.
Do you want me to do--
should I double--
- Yeah, just do both of his lines.
- Yeah. - Just do--
- [Amir] Where do you want--
- Just in living room. - Just chill out out there.
(murmuring)
- [Director] Cut. Great!
- [Paul] Woo! (cross-talking)
That was awesome, man. - All right, moving on!
(cross-talking)
- Yeah, why don't we have everybody in?
Julie, Phil, Mike, everybody come on in.
(chuckling)
- All right. - Awesome.
- Can you take one more? - Awesome.
- Just one more? - Anil.
- [Director] Anil, can you come take another one?
- [Streeter] Yo, Amir?
- Yeah. - Oh, Jesus.
- [Paul] Sorry, just one more.
Just frame it up, like, just-- (stammers)
- [Director] Well, give us a second.
- [Paul] Give us a second.
- [Guy] Do like a one, two, three.
- One--
one, two, three.
- Great. - Great.
(door slams)
- And he was like this--
I don't know for sure,
but I think he might have been crying.
- Fuck no, fuck him.
After what-- (chuckles)
I mean, you saw what he did.
I'm gonna go, uh--
But you're, like--
maybe I'm just like a little better actor than you
or maybe just in that style?
- So what?
If he asked us both to fly here,
it doesn't matter who's a better actor.
And I think, honestly, I think I'm better.
Not a better actor,
but better at what we were doing.
Like, I didn't think you were very good at all.
- [Streeter] Well, whatever, I mean,
(chuckles) I never claimed to be a great actor.
I'm certainly better at pranking you.
- Okay, but I'm talking about like--
what went on in there was really fucked up.
- [Streeter] I'm better at pranking you, my friend.
I got you.
I got you good.
- [Amir] What do you mean?
- [Streeter] (chuckling) It's a prank, dude!
- What is?
(cheering)
(chuckling)
- [Streeter] Of course!
- That was awesome, dude!
- [Streeter] It's a prank, man,
they're not really mad at you.
(laughing)
- Are you serious?
- No, I'm fucking--
of course I'm serious. - Yeah, you were fine.
- [Paul] You were great, dude,
we were just fucking with you.
- That's what I told him, I told him I was doing--
(laughing)
I wasn't looking into the camera,
I wasn't speaking too long. - No, you were doing fine.
- You were doing it perfect.
- [Amir] So, when you wanna--
- [Streeter] No, dude, the whole--
there's no, like this is, there's no--
oh.
It's all a prank.
- [Amir] I know.
- No, none of this--
they're not shooting this, this isn't for TV.
It's all a prank.
- [Paul] Like, we wrapped, we wrapped like months ago.
- [Streeter] The whole, like, everything.
- [Rob] It's not for the TV show.
- [Amir] The whole everything.
- Everything. - Yeah.
- I got you.
Dude, I got you so good!
- You didn't get me good.
This is not, this is--
what are you doing?
You didn't get me.
This isn't getting me.
- (chuckles) Yeah.
Come on, man.
- What?
- I'm serious.
This isn't getting me. - You--
- Flying me out to LA is getting me?
That's not getting me.
Embarrassing me in front of people?
- [Streeter] I mean--
- I mean what?
What do you mean?
- It's an ongoing prank, war,
like, you gotta realize--
- [Paul] He spent hundreds of dollars.
- Yeah, but the stakes are gonna be raised.
I mean, you gotta realize, like,
it's gonna get worse, and worse, and worse.
(upbeat pop music)
- My favorite College Humor sketch
from back in the day is called Woman is Afraid of Owls,
and it's a Josh Ruben sketch.
It's from 2012,
so I was still in college when I first saw it,
and I remember loving it.
And then I rewatched it recently,
and it was still fantastic, it definitely holds up.
I'm basically just a really big fan
of anything with Josh Ruben,
especially him doing an extreme character,
where he's this kind of sad,
macrame-obsessed woman who's terrified of owls.
And then it ends with, like,
him just losing his shit.
Just super funny, so, um, here it is.
(80s futuristic music)
♪ Come and grab a friend ♪
♪ A world of fun is around the bend ♪
♪ There's fresh surprises that will never end ♪
♪ Come macrame with me ♪
♪ Grab some yarn ♪
♪ And grab some beads ♪
- Hello, my darlings.
Last week, we made a beautiful sunshine,
and the week before that, we made a puppy dog.
Dear Cathy,
I believe a good project would be a macrame owl.
Owls are lots of fun to make.
I love your show.
Dear Cathy,
I would like to make a macrame owl.
Can you show me please?
Dear Cathy,
Every week I ask you to make an owl
and you still won't make an owl.
Now as I have stated
many times on this show.
I am deathly afraid of owls.
They severely frighten me.
As a compromise,
I have invited the macrame pals on the program
to make a macrame owl,
and I'm going to teach them how to do so
with my eyes closed because,
as I've repeatedly told all of you,
I'm deathly afraid of owls,
and I don't want to do this.
(doorbell rings)
Oh!
That must be them now.
Hello! - Hi.
- [Pals] Hi!
- Okay, we are going to make our macrame--
what?
- [Pals] Owls. (chuckles)
- We begin by tying a half hitch around the ring.
(deep breath) A nose, a triangle nose.
A triangle nose.
Now we're going to make the eyes.
(clears throat)
They only live at night.
Mm-kay?
- It's all right.
- No!
I don't know if it was a bird or an owl,
or a man, you know.
But a thing came into my room,
and repeatedly started pecking,
pecking, pecking at my body.
Pecking at my face.
Pecking, pecking, pecking.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
It's a terrible feeling.
And being alone is almost as terrible,
but I think owls take the cake.
Now I want everyone to take their owl--
do they have their owl?
Are they near their owl?
- [Pals] Yes.
- [Cathy] Okay. I want you to bury your owl.
- Cathy, don't you want to see what I made?
- Well, I always want to see what a child--
mahh!
Ohh!
Abby!
Why would you do that?
- Cathy, would you like to see mine?
- Mitchell, I, if it's not an owl,
I suppose I can take a look.
It's an owl!
Daniella?
Daniella, where's Daniella?
(Daniella imitates owl)
Who's there?
(hollers) (kids scream)
(screams) You're animals!
You animals! (kids scream)
I'm afraid!
I told you I was afraid of owls!
(ranting)
(screams)
(kids screaming)
Oh!
Sons of bitches!
(hollering)
(screaming)
You lied to me!
You lied!
This was supposed to be my safe place!
(screaming)
No!
(grunting and yelling)
(growling)
(yelling)
- Uh, my favorite sketch from back in the day College Humor
is Hottest Lesbian Kiss Ever.
Murph wrote it, and it is the perfect sketch.
Yeah, it's two lesbians kissing like at a frat party.
That kinda stuff happens to you when you're gay,
like, all the time.
People fetishize you,
so it would be funny if those same people
who were like, "It's so hot that you made made out,"
watched me, like, get married.
One time a guy offered to buy me
and my girlfriend's groceries.
That's crazy.
We did it, (chuckles) obviously.
Don't go to Trader Joe's on Hyperion.
(chuckles) That's where the freaks are at.
(laughs)
Yeah, all that kinda stuff is crazy,
so it's the perfect sketch.
- Six beers, two shots, and a Jagerbomb.
- I don't care.
- Check it out, check it out. Lesbians, bro.
Oh!
- Yes, dude, they are so hot!
(grunting) - Yes!
- Those girls kissed! - Yes!
- They're going all the way.
- Yo, this is more than just a hookup, bro.
That conversation is crazy intimate!
- Oh man, I gotta record this, all right?
My boys are never gonna believe I saw two human beings
connect on this level.
- Yo, you can tell they find each other attractive
outside of the male standard for beauty.
- No way!
They're meeting each other's families!
- Ohh! (laughing) - Nice, dude!
- Everyone seems to be getting along.
- They're happy that their daughters are happy, bro!
- They just started dating,
and they're already moving in together!
- Snap! One of their dads is gonna cosign the lease!
- Yo, he's so open-minded, it's so bangin'.
- Yo, that is a crazy commitment, but not as serious as--
- [Guys] Holy shit!
Holy shit!
- Girl-on-girl matrimony!
- This is going on the internet!
Hashtag shattering barriers.
- Yo, dude, love knows no--
dude.
Dude!
They adopted, man!
- [Purple Shirt] What?
- That little girl is mad blessed
to have two strong women in her life.
- Yo, she's gonna find out that gender roles
are a relic of the patriarchy.
- You know, it's so sweet
how they still find time for each other
even after the kids!
- 'Cause they're soulmates, dude.
It's so hot!
- Damn. Little Abigail's already going to college?
What?
- Study hard.
- It's like she was just born a few seconds ago.
- Ahh. (gasps) Oh no!
One of their moms passed away!
(sniffles) It's a good thing she has a rock!
- Yo, she'll be strong enough for the both of them.
- Dag, yo,
look at all the grandchildren!
- [Plaid Shirt] Those are some proud ass matriarchs.
- Time has come full circle, bros.
- She will die as she lived.
With love by her side.
(emotional piano music) (heart monitor flat lines)
- Dudes, there is a dead old lady in our frat house.
- Yo, we're so screwed.
- Yo, no one's gonna believe what happened!
- I gotta go!
- So one of my favorite College Humor videos
from back in the day is
The Guy Who is Definitely not Keeping Your Secret.
This one stars Pat, who also wrote it,
Emily, and Zac are also in it.
Zac's secret is that he's bald
and he's been wearing a wig this whole time.
Emily and Pat have, like, a very funny exchange.
But the whole time that they're having that exchange,
Zac is presumably in the bathroom fixing his wig,
but when he comes out, it's totally sideways,
and he just looks ridiculous.
That's one of my favorites
from before I got here.
(toilet flushes)
- Zac, when are you gonna stop living this lie?
(dramatic music)
There you are.
The real Zac.
- Wait, why were you in the men's room?
- Doesn't matter, the point is,
I saw Zac, and--
Zac wears a wig.
- What?
Oh my God, that's really good gossip, Emily.
- I know, but we have to keep it a secret,
because if he finds out that I betrayed his trust,
it'll ruin our friendship.
- Got it.
- So like don't tell anyone.
- Why would I tell anyone?
- I don't know, because it's interesting?
Just don't, okay?
- Who would I tell?
- Mike, Sam, Siobhan, Murph--
Pat, are you going to tell someone?
- Those guys probably know anyway.
- Okay, see, when you say that,
it really makes me think that you're gonna tell someone.
- Hey, hey, hey.
Did I say that?
- No, but you're being very cavalier
about something I just confided in you.
Can you just say in no uncertain terms
that you will not tell anyone?
- Emily, I will not
even see those guys again today,
so it's kind of a moot point.
- Okay, it's not a moot point!
It's not a moot point.
- I'm not saying I'm gonna tell anyone,
but if I did, nobody would care.
You get that, right?
- I am begging you, can you please just promise me
that you will respect my wishes?
- Oh, I have to promise you? Why?
'Cause you don't trust me?
- Of course I trust you,
I just really value my friendship with Zac,
and I don't want something that could compromise--
what the fuck?
(gasps)
Oh my God, have you been recording this entire conversation?
- It's just to have, I'm not gonna show it to anyone.
It's just to have.
- What does that mean?
- It's just so I can have it.
- Patrick, repeat after me.
I will not-- - Almost not even a secret.
- Tell anyone-- - Why do you care so much?
- What Emily told me?
- So if someone asks, I have to lie to them?
You're asking me to be a liar now for the rest of my life?
- I'm not asking you to be a liar.
(cross-talking)
I'm not asking you be a liar--
- Are you two okay?
What're you guys talking about?
- Hey, Zac.
Um, certainly nothing concerning you.
(chuckles)
- Pat, you agree with that, I take it?
- Um,
no, Zac, I'm afraid we were talking about you.
And how lucky you are to have a friend like Emily.
- Speaking of Emily, she took the foulest shit
I've ever smelled earlier. (chuckles)
Oh, sorry, was that a secret?
- You bald motherfucker.
- I'm not bald!
(whacking) (grunting)
- So my favorite College Humor sketch
from back in the day is an episode of Troopers
called Gun Privileges,
and I have that gun right here.
This thing is so perfectly suited for the world of Troopers,
where it's futuristic looking,
but it's clearly an awful, bad future.
This thing is so, so heavy.
It's just made of old parts.
Uh, the handle's like a gas pump handle.
There's a touch tone keypad on the side.
That's some of the careful art design
that goes into our videos.
Troopers is one of my favorite series that we've ever done,
and I think this episode in particular
shows you some of the really good things about that series.
You've got great performances with really, like,
snappy, naturalistic acting,
um, really tight dialog,
fast cutaways to really big moments,
explosions, and people dying,
and Aubrey Plaza's in it, which is lovely.
It's a really fun series and it's a really fun episode,
and if you haven't seen it before, I hope you enjoy it.
(hollow pulsing)
(humming)
- [Console Trooper] (gasps) They gave us our gun back!
- Yes! - Lemme see, lemme see--
- [Gun trooper] Hey, no, no.
- Rich, I can-- - Larry, no, no!
- [Rich] You're the reason they took it away
in the first place.
- [Larry] Huh. Doesn't sound like me.
- [Boss] So we'll be returning your station's firearm
on a probationary basis. - Oh-ho-ho!
- [Larry] My God!
Rich, we got our gun back!
Yeah, I'm gonna live forever!
Woo!
(gun blasts)
Forever.
(gun blasts)
Come on, Rich, it was one time.
- [Rich] (scoffs) Oh, one time?
Really, what about the, uh, what about the princess?
- [Larry] She seduced me!
(pants) Hey princess, wanna see my gun?
- Okay.
- [Larry] God, she wanted me.
- [Rich] She killed like 10 of our guards.
- [Larry] So in love, you know?
- [Rich] And wounded another 25.
- [Larry] They say when you meet a soulmate,
you just, you just know.
- [Rich] We had that, what?
Two months worth of funerals?
- [Larry] Ahh, she makes me feel so alive.
- [Rich] She made a lot of other people feel dead.
- [Larry] You know what? You're not so perfect either, dude.
(alarms blare)
- [Rich] See? I told you I could hit that window!
Now pay up!
- [Larry] You know, at first I didn't believe you,
but now I do!
Oh, no, the money.
(screaming)
- [Rich] Man, we've lost our gun privileges a lot.
- [Larry] Yeah, like 22, or--
was it 23 times maybe?
- [Rich] Yeah, 23 times.
Still, shooting a hole in a window
is not nearly as bad as just giving to the princess.
- [Larry] You already brought that up.
- [Rich] No, no, I mean the second time you did it.
- [Larry] Ahh.
Okay, princess,
I've taken some completely voluntary precautions,
(chuckles) and there' no way you're gonna take
this gun again.
- Really?
- [Larry] No way.
- Really?
- [Larry] Not happenin'.
- Really?
- [Larry] Nope.
- Really?
- [Larry] Not gonna--
Ahh.
Oh yeah, like I'm so bad.
Like, fuck me, fuck Larry!
- [Rich] Yeah, fuck you!
- [Larry] I'm so bad.
Look at Chase!
- [Chase] So yeah, our armor?
Completely laser proof.
Give it a shot.
- [Rich] Ah, really? It doesn't sound right.
- [Chase] Don't be a puss, shoot me in the stomach!
I think I hear a puss!
- [Rich] Okay, okay, all right, fine, here we go.
- [Chase] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow--
(gun blasts)
- [Larry] Try me.
See? We've both screwed up.
So let's promise each other to take better care of the gun.
Agreed? - Agreed.
- Ageed.
- [Larry] Ahh-
- Oh, wait, hold on, I can remember this.
Hold on one second, give me a moment.
♪ I don't wanna piss on every superficial issue with you ♪
♪ And rip you apart like tissue ♪
♪ I mean, it's easy to dis you ♪
♪ Your father was a highly accomplished gynecologist ♪
♪ From a family of doctors so it's obvious ♪
♪ The problem is that you got into comedy ♪
- Uh, and now you're just a waste of--
your mom is worried 'cause you're just a waste of space--
fuckin' soup, no wait--
you simplistic solipsistic pile of shit.
- Hi, it's Mike Trapp from College Humor.
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The 43-year-old Good Morning Britain presenter flashed a hint of cleavage in the low-cut gown, which sported a pretty floral top and a voluminous teal skirt
Charlotte had her blonde tresses styled into a simple curled up-do as she attended the awards ceremony, with her flawless complexion on full display in the stunning look
Charlotte showed off her trim physique as she highlighted the frock's endless layers of tulle fabric, with the floor-length skirt elongating her incredible figure
The news presenter's frock had a girly twist by sporting the plunging floral top with the colour blocked bottom, with no other accessories allowing it to truly make a statement
Charlotte had her beautiful blonde tresses styled into a classic curled up-do, with some loose strands to highlight her face, with her flawless complexion highlighted by a simple smoky eye and nude lip
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Dame Vera Lynn - who turned 101 earlier this week - will be given a Lifetime Achievement Award with Sir Bryn Terfel and Tokio Myers set to perform
Leading the nominations are Alexander Armstrong, as well as soundtrack legend Hans Zimmer and Sheridan Smith, all of whom received two nominations
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so many people upholding a Cuban trying
to solve it for around seven seconds
before they give up it's like that prom
tents you thought you can do but then
realize you really couldn't there's a
good reason why people love the cube
it's amazing but it seems so complicated
well it did this is go key the next
generation of cubes it's like if a Cuban
a dragon had a baby
go cube is a speed cube that shows your
moves on screen and records them it
knows your cubes exact state and exactly
how you're holding it this way it can
turn anyone into a cube er and turn
kuber's into monsters go cube teaches
you how to solve cubes by breaking down
algorithms into mini steps that are easy
to follow and it lets you practice with
special cubase challenges then there's
the battles the heart and soul of goal
cube it matches you up with people at
your level with the exact same challenge
and ranks you on the global leaderboard
creating a global community of people
who love cubing and hate each other have
a friend with a goal cube use a live
battle mode to play head-to-head in real
time and humiliate them take that Josh
oh you won nevermind
Goku shows uses the distance you can see
turns per second number of moves to
completion time to completion averages
and lifetime moves so you know where
you're slow and what needs to be
improved that's how you turn a monster
into a monster on a unicorn goal cube is
what cubes should have always been an
addictive connected battle game which
everyone can learn and play and get
better and better at
go cube is made by particular a company
with tremendous experience in
cybersecurity hardware in IOT where
they've been putting electronics into
tiny devices for years that's how they
created the goal cube now they're ready
for the market so if you want to level
up your game get addicted to online
challenges and show everyone who's boss
get-go cube
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Amanda Holden shows off her stunning figure at Classic BRIT Awards
Shes just wrapped the latest series of Britains Got Talent, where she showcased her incredible wardrobe.
And Amanda Holden, 47 found another occasion to show off both her sense of style and amazing figure as she hit the Classic BRIT Awards on Wednesday night in a jaw-dropping gown.
The TV star wowed in a dreamy lilac number, which flaunted her ample assets and long legs to perfection.
Amanda pulled out all the stops for the Royal Albert Hall, London bash, which saw her mingle with the likes of Myleene Klass and Love Islands Montana Brown.
The star chose a stunning dress in a delicate lilac hue, with intricate diamante detail on the chest. The low cut design flaunted Amandas decolletage while the belted waist accentuated her trim figure.
The dramatic skirt of the dress was semi sheer, with a train that followed her up the red carpet.
Amanda presented the Breakthrough Artist of the Year award to 2017 Britains Got Talent champion, pianist Tokio Myers, with the pair sharing an emotional hug on stage.
Amandas sultry outing comes after the secret behind her fabulous figure is not restricting herself with diets.
Speaking to The Daily Mail last month, she revealed: You have to enjoy life. I had a friend once who didnt make it to her 50s and her biggest regret was she spent her life on a diet.
Admitting that she does alter a routine slightly ahead of Britains Got Talent she confessed: I go to a fitness camp in Portugal before the live shows.
Im a vegetarian, so for me its lots of avocado, chickpeas, and quinoa salads as well as hikes and boxing.
Its really good for your mindset, rather like unplugging your computer and plugging it back in. But the entire thing only takes up a few weeks. You cant live like that all the time..
She continued: I practise a form of yoga, which is more to do with breath control and strength than getting sweaty, and I run every morning, but I love a glass of wine and going out.
Amanda, who has two daughters, Lexi, 12, and Hollie, six, explained that she hasnt let motherhood slow her down and is determined to stay as fit as ever.
You just have to keep going when you have children. Youre constantly haring around, she said.
I do eat healthily but I have treats and I do love - I know I sound like an alcoholic — my glass of wine or gin. Life is too short to be strict..
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