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Grandpa, what are you doing?

I'm helping you

Look

It looks much better now

Grandpa!

I need to use this for my exam

Look you ruined it!

I need to draw this again!

Son, I just wanted to say

I am not your son!

Your son is at work and is not home yet

I remember that today

There's a baseball cup

I'm going to watch it

So, the president's meaning is?

What does he hope for us to do?

When I say it, don't get angry

I'm the one who told you to say it

why would I be angry?

The president wants us to apologize to the client

ok

i got it

You guys, tomorrow

Get the gifts ready for apology

And Teresa

later, go and order

A premium foie gras gift box

Jacky, bring them tomorrow with you

but

The president wants you to go by yourself

me

Why do I have to personally go

It's the operation team's business

Why do the marketing people have to go?

the president said

The higher-ups of the operation's team is overseas for now

and your the marketing team's president

So you should replace them to go

yes, I just finished my meeting

nothing's wrong

I'm not sick

It's just some-

I don't want to mention it

what do you want to eat for dinner?

I have swimming lessons

I almost forgot

okay I'll see you in a bit

dad

Have you had your lunch yet?

Where's Hai Qing?

YOU WENT TO BUY IT AGAIN!

I told you not to do arts, didn't I?

And you still bought it!

Where's your lunch money?

Did you spend it again

to buy these useless things?

Did you prepare lunch for your grandpa yet?

Your dad ruined my artwork

so what if he ruined it!

I already didn't want you to do arts!

this is already your second time applying for the exam

I allowed you to stay home and take care of grandpa

why can't you do it properly?

It's only one thing and you can't even do it well

Why didn't you make lunch for your grandpa

that's your dad

why can't you take care of him yourself

I only went out to buy something

Who knew his destruction skills are this strong

What are you saying?

That's your grandpa!

Who are you?

Why did you hit my son?

dad

go! or else im gonna call the police

dad, I'm your son

Hai Qing is your grandson

He is my son!

you're a bad guy! leave!

Leave!

I'm your grandson and he is your son

How many times do I have to say

Why can't you remember?

And all the things I tell you

Why can't you remember them?

I can't go school

Because I need to take care of you!

Can you

I do not allow you to talk to my dad like this

*Just swimming points

ooooo ;)

more swimming points

If you guys come frequently, I can teach you guys

yes

okay, If i don't have to spend money

I'll think about it

Black knight to the rescue ;)

oi

There's someone that almost drowned, did you not see?

what?

Isn't this your job?

What are you doing?

Picking up girls?

I'm teaching them here

are you okay?

I'm fine

;) get ready for some action

Thanks for helping me

what's your name?

Su Hai Qing

Give me your phone

I know you took a photo of me

The photo looks good

That's my phone number

Call me ;)

What do you want

Who are you?

I thought you were a good swimmer

Thought you could save people too

Go swim!

You're a good swimmer, go swim again!

isn't this so funny

Look at Jacky's baby photos

So old-fashioned

Look at his watermelon hairstyle

So funny

I came her to confirm

The people going tomorrow and the time

I sent it on the group chat

But you didn't reply, so i was worried

So I came here to find you

I saw it on the car already

It's already set

Baby, are you hungry?

Do you want to eat something?

No, my head's hurting

I'm gonna go rest

I want to eat

Why are you eating

Look at your body shape right now, it's making me worried

whered did you go?

How come your whole body's wet?

it's not raining outside

nothing's wrong, I just went for a swim

you didn't bring your swimsuit?

and just wore this into the water?

I did bring it

you don't need me for anything else?

can i go and sleep now?

be quiet, your grandpa is sleeping now

did you eat your dinner?

go change your clothes

I'll heat up some soup

I made sweet and sour soup

your grandpa wanted to eat

I know you're not asleep

If I'm not here, you can't fall asleep

Jacky told me about what happened today

it's only an apology

It won't hurt your pride

Just pretend your acting

Are you also acting right now?

what are you saying?

what am i acting?

*__*

what?

you're gonna scare me to death

you're gonna change your phone?

that one looks good

this one this one too

I'm not getting a new phone

Boss, can it still be fixed?

do you want to take a look at the new phones?

I will give you a discount

boss

Don't tell me your intentionally not fixing it, so he could buy a new phone from here?

this phone was under water and was also attempted to be charged after

of course there's no hope for this phone

what about all the files?

can i still get them back?

you didn't backup?

I'll help you check it

some files might be stored with your mobile provider

those can still be saved

the ones on the phone can't be saved

ok, please boss

I'm gonna just take a look at the phones too

do you have any 2nd hands??

i'll see

don't be so bothered by it

come on, let's take a look at the phones

what about this one?

are you done yet?

i need to use the bathroom

wait, i just came in

please hurry up or else i'm gonna be late

you being late?

I will also be late

the booked seating will be cancelled

plus I need to pick up my mum first

you're certain your mum is gonna come?

of course

it won't be okay if she didn't attend

she's my mum

So you're planning to tell her?

So this is the present you're planning to give me?

what present?

I already prepared a present for my mum

she likes pearls

I picked out a pearl necklace for her

So it's not my birthday present? </3

your birthday? op: omg..he forgot

yes

today is my birthday

sorry, i forgot

my mum said she was going overseas with my aunty

so she wanted to celebrate her birthday earlier

that's why I booked a place to help her celebrate

sorry, I totally forgot about it op: yeh keep rubbing salt on the wound :(

you're so ridiculous!

you already forgot my birthday for 2 years already

and i thought you will remember this year

sorry, I'm going to be late

I'm gonna leave first

I thought you booked three seats!

and come out of the closet to your mum

as my birthday present

I'll celebrate your birthday tomorrow

you can pick out the present

whatever you pick, i will give it to you

you don't have to be polite

no thank you

when you give it tomorrow, the meaning is lost

it has to be today

tomorrow won't be today

I need to go now

don't go

stop it

first, don't leave

what do you want me to do?

don't you think you need to say something to me

I already said sorry, im really sorry

not this

what do you want me to say?

say that you love me

I love you

liar

you didn't even say happy birthday to me

and you dare to say i love you

just go

go and be your mum's good son

and be filial to her

go

can you not make trouble out of nothing?

I'm going to go

talk to you later at home

i have it

thank god the photos are still there

who's picture is it? a kpop group?

no it's not

oh he's hot and part of a swimming team

he actually doesn't know how to swim well yet

then this is

he's learning now

can you not make weird faces

why are you so serious about these photos

fine fine, thank god you have them back

xiao K, thanks for your phone

I actually already wanted to change phones

and coincidentally I could give my phone to you

but if you see anything weird

and things I didn't delete yet

remember to send them to me

what school is he at and what's his name?

I don't know his name

He's already working

oh he's an oppa!

good

tell him to come out to treat us dinner sometime

his number was in the phone

now it's gone

no wonder you look sad

then give me the name list to use

who knows if you will find a more hotter guy with a better body

and by then, i will guarantee you will delete all these photos

i won't! he's different

he's the same

grandpa

you're going to get cold

excuse me, can i ask

I lost something

Can I check your survelliance cameras?

did you lose your things a moment ago?

it was last week

did you report it to the police?

do you have the police report?

not yet

but im thinking that the survelliance camera probably captured something

sorry but

sorry, without the police's permission for investigation, we cannot give it to you

you can go to the police station

the policemen there are nice

they will help you

do you guys know this guy?

this person

did you take a photo here?

you know you're not allowed to take photos at the pool right?

the rules are written there

what do you want to do?

sorry, sorry i didn't know

i won't do it next time

one ticket

look at him

here's your change

what's wrong

you look exactly like him

who?

someone who stole a wallet

no no, not you?

you just look alike

you're being weird lately

did you fall in love with someone else

excuse me, do you know this guy?

he was the guy that almost drowned here

go away, u gay

what did you call him?

gay faggot

i gave up

I'm going to focus on my exams

and forget about him

he's not more important than my drawings

and not more important than my art major

hello, my name is Cheng Pin Jun

I want to take a look at your sketches

can i?

let's break up

up to u

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Dark Blue and Moonlight - Episódio 02 (Legendado) (Bl-Drama) - Duration: 25:33.

Su Hai Qing, what are you painting?

It's not long before the big test. You still have time to paint?

Hey, give me a look after you finish it. I really like painting as well.

Could you please leave?

Please respect my privacy.

Happy Birthday!

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

Baby

Do you like your birthday party today?

Of course!

Thanks

You were shocked, weren't you?

Look how frightened your face look.

Do you know what I was thinking at the moment?

You were thinking how to run away?

You really know me well.

You look really good in this shirt.

Ok

For me, these sweet words still work.

I mean it

Okay. You mean it.

Happy Birthday

We've said it that we're not gonna talk about business today.

Go! Go! Go!

Just one sentence! One sentence!

Okay

If you dare to say two sentences, I'll punish you!

Three bottles of wine? That's not even a problem.

Can I say it now?

Boss, while you attended the meeting at UPD, CEO talked to me and wanted me to tell you...

The client thought we're sincere when apologizing.

So..all the purchase orders of the first three quarters are for us!

CEO is really happy with the result so he wanted to take us out.

Not again?

He really loves to have fun.

Where are you going?

I wanna go!

You won't like that kind of place!

We don't like it at all. We just keep CEO company.

Sometimes we have to go with clients too.

But I haven't been there before.

You should take me and broaden my horizon.

You really wanna go?

Let me think about it.

That's what you said!

When will you take me there?

It depends on whether you're free or not.

You really wanna go?

What about tomorrow?

I can't! Next week!

Next week?

Yes, I'm only available next week!

Baby!

Are you alright, baby?

Call somebody else!

Quick! Hurry!

Excuse me.

You got a new cellphone in a short period of time?

I wanna ask you if you know this guy?

No. I don't know him!

The guy on that day! You didn't really pay any attention when teahcing so he's almost drowned.

You remember him well! I can't even say I didn't know him!

Please have a look!

What the heck are you doing? I've said it I didn't know him!

I have something urgent to meet him! I really wanna know his name!

Why do you keep asking me? You want me to find some people to give you a hard time again?

Please don't be like this!

Fuck off! Fucking pussy!

Morning!

Pain-killer!

I think you can't hold your liquor well recently.

You are not like this before!

You didn't drink much yesterday.

I thought there's something wrong with you. You gave us a heart attack.

Morning, Boss.

Your sofa is a nice place to sleep.

Thank God Jacky was here yesterday.

I didn't even know he knew qigong.(a system of deep breathing exercises)

Luckily, you're just drunk or we would have called the ambulance.

When did you know using qigong?

I've been practicing since I was small.

I just don't have a chance to show it.

We're not gonna use qigong in marketing.

Look how funny Jacky is!

Marketing? And he knows qigong!

What does that mean?

Gotta go! We have a meeting in the morning.

But I haven't had breakfast!

(Breakfast much?)

I will let you buy it through the drive-through on the way to the company.

Baby!

I want one, too!

Just go!

Chuunibyou?

A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

The guy came here to find you the other day.

How much do you owe him?

He chased you like he didin't care about life.

Even asking me for your name with your picture.

I didn't say anything.

He looked like a crazy stalker so I didn't know what he wanted to do to you.

Which guy?

That one who scolded me after saving you.

That fucking pussy really has guts.

He still dare to come here even I gave him a hard time before.

What did you call him?

Fucking pussy

Brother!

Brother!

This is good!

Nice color!

Very artistic!

What's wrong?

You're hungry, grandpa?

No

Didn't we just eat?

What do you wanna say?

Hai Qing

Your father doesn't allow you to be in the Department of Fine Arts?

But I still wanna be in that department.

You haven't gone to art studio for a long time, right?

That's okay. I can paint anything on my own.

Here is 10 thousand dollars.

It's the money you father gave me during New Year holiday.

Take it! Take it!

Go to the art studio.

How can you get into that department if you don't learn it in an art studio?

Put it away.

Grandpa, I think it's not right.

If dad knows it...

So what if he knows it.

He is my son.

You are his son.

Your business is his business and my business!

Just go there!

You're a gifted child!

It's a loss of talent if you're not admitted to the Department of Fine Arts.

Put it away.

When I am in college, I'll have a part-time job and give the money to you!

I'm gonna watch the baseball game.

Sadaharu Oh(A a retired Japanese–Taiwanese baseball player) is really awesome!

I can see him in the game again!

It's Ichiro Suzuki!

Ichiro Suzuki?

Who?

I gotta watch Sadaharu Oh playing!

You dyed your hair pink?

It's too much!

Today is my birthday.

I wanna have the same pink hair like Captain to celebrate my 19th birthday.

It's really special!

What color will you like when you're 20 years old?

It's not important!

Let me tell you!

Captain is gonna have a fan meeting! I've already bought the ticket.

Do you think he will find me through the crowd and recognize me?

Did you guys know each other?

We definitely knew each other before.

That's why I find him really familiar when I see him!

It's like we've known each other for a long time!

It's possible!

If you love someone at the first sight, that means you two have the sense of affinity in the past life.

Maybe before the previous life!

Even a life before that!

Are you talking about your Oppa?

I gave up.

I wanna fully prepare my big test!

And forget him!

He is not as important as my painting!

Not as important as the Department of Fine Arts.

Not to mention the importance of my grandpa.

Why did you stop?

I'm recording!

I am a man of my words.

Before I got into the college, I will ignore him even if he shows up in front of me!

Ok

Where are you going? Wait for me!

Cheers!

Happy birthday!

Why did you you dye your hair pink?

Yes! You're such a attention seeker with this hairstyle.

You are! You are the true attention-seeker!

It's alright!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Make a wish!

Thanks!

I only have one wish!

I hope I can meet Captain!

What are you doing?

What's your university?

I'm preparing to retake the test.

What department you're interested in?

Department of Fine Art

Why Department of Fine Art?

What are you gonna do in the future?

A painter?

Have you ever thought about the future if this department?

Why do you keep asking me questions?

Are you interviewing me or helping me to find a job?

I don't even know your name!

Why do I have to tell you my future plan?

(Savage)

I'm Chen Zhu Jun

I'm sorry. I have to go to the restroom.

Hai Qing!

You're gonna go?

Don't you wanna stay longer?

No, I'm a bit tired.

And...I'm not familiar with them.

Okay. Be careful!

I almost forgot!

Happy birthday!

Why do you have this?

This is the same as the one from my ultimate bias!

Where did you buy this?

Help me to wear it!

I made it myself!

Quite good! It's almost the same!

Hai Qing!

Thank you!

You're the best to me!

If my ultimate bias knows I wear the same one as he does, he will be extremely touched!

I'll tell him it's my best best best friend who made it!

Good! Hope your Captain will like it.

Hai Qing, you and your Oppa will definitely meet again!

If you keep thinking about it, the telekinesis will be much stronger.

If he thinks about it as well, you guys will definitely meet again!

Gotta go!

Bye!

Look at this! He gave me this!

It's beautiful!

I will play golf at 5 pm tomorrow.

Oh

With CEO and a Japanese client

Oh

After that, they wanna have Taiwanese chicken cuisines.

It probably will be really late.

Are you listening to me?

Yes! What's wrong?

No, I think you've been weird recently.

You're the one who is weird!

What happened to you recently?

Are you falling in love with somebody?

Or your mother asked you to have a blind date again?

When the hell will you tell your mother about coming out?

Don't you feel tired when you've kept having bind dates.

I have to go no matter how exhausted I am or how I like it or not!

Then, just go!

Do you know what it feels like when I was having new year dinner myself every year in Taipei?

Not even a ghost in Taipei! Only me, having instant noodles!

You can come home with me.

With you?

What kind of excuse I have to use?

Let me tell you! If you don't tell your mom we're gonna get married, we can only live sneakily like this!

You know she can't take it! How can you force an old person to accept this?

I will be an old guy soon.

How can we adopt kids in the future?

Where are you going?

Gym!

Let's break up!

Whatever!

Keep going!

Good! Straighten up your back! Keep going!

Good!

Tired?

Take some rest.

Let me ask you a question.

Ok. Just ask.

Are you gay?

No, I'm sorry.

(My gaydar is right)

Then, why are you laughing?

Many people ask me this question.

You're the third one today.

Really?

What a pity!

Because I have a friend whose type is just like you!

And you're absolutely a 10 to him!

You can still ask him to work out here if he doesn't dislike a heterosexual gym trainer.

Ok

Another around! Go!

Good!

Good!

Exhale!

Keep going!

Where are you going?

Art studio

Your grandpa gave you the money?

It's only a month before the test.

I know. I've been preparing.

I can't stop you from taking the entrance test of the Department of Fine Art.

Bit if you really have to do this, you should earn your own tuition fee.

Just think carefully after the test.

I've thought it carefully!

Plus, it's only a month before the test.

Can we stop talking about this?

I can't concentrate on studying when I'm in a bad mood.

Go to the movies if you're tired.

Relax a bit. Don't push yourself too hard.

Take it.

Thanks, dad.

Hello, I'm Chen Pin Jun.

Can I have a look of what you painted?

It's fantastic!

Nobody's ever painted me like this.

Aren't you a professional nude model?

Nope

My friend is sick so he wanted me to replace him.

I thought it's fun so I just have a try.

You don't seem like a novice.

You're stable.

But not like plaster.

I'm a human not a static object.

How can I look like plaster?

I'm still breathing, okay?

Touch it!

I'm still breathing and It's hot!

You don't have to prove it to me.

Of course I know you're real.

I just wanna make you smile.

When I was looking at you, painting, I feel you're so focused but sad at the same time.

Really?

Smile

Isn't it great to smile like this?

Do you wanna go now?

Let me go with you.

Go!

Let me treat you with shaved ice.

I just got my paycheck.

You came here to have shaved ice in high school?

After school and when skipping class.

It's been so long.

I've known this store for a long time but nobody took me here before.

Its shaved ice with brown sugar is really good!

Shaved ice with brown sugar, pudding and condensed milk is my favorite.

I really like condensed milk as well.

I used to taste it with a whole jar!

My mom was mad as hell!

You regard a jar of the condensed milk as baby bottle?

It tastes really good like that!

You can try it next time if you don't believe it.

Really!

It's completely different from pouring it on the ice.

Really?

If it doesn't taste good, I'll treat you for another 10 times.

Where are you going after this?

Go to the movies!

Okay! I happen not to work today.

Excellent! I haven't seen the movies for a long time.

Give me a bite!

No!

You're so stingy!

You won't be dead for just one bite!

I'll buy another one for you in 7-11.

What do you think about the movie today?

Quite good!

But I'm a little bit of sleepy at the first part.

Really?

You still wanna sleep when watching with me?

It's my home.

Ok

Just go inside.

Thanks for inviting me to see a movie.

Thanks for buying me a treat with shaved ice.

Will you come to the art studio next week?

Not my plan at first but now...I would like to.

That's good.

You have to smile a lot!

Like this! Yes.

Now we're talking!

Smile every day!

If you smile first, you'll be happy all day.

Okay

Bye

You don't feel disappointed when you're in class?

You really wanna know why I became fruits, right?

No

Why do you chuckle?

The way you looked at me is just like you've seen your savior.

The sound disappears!

Damn!

Grandpa!

Grandpa disappears! What should we do now?

Boss, I want two sets of steamed buns to go.

Okay

Your cuff-link is beautiful!

It's costumed-made, right?

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Engsub Dark Blue and Moonlight 深藍與月光 EP 02 - Duration: 25:33.

Engsub by Adam Uni

Su Hai Qing, what are you painting?

It's not long before the big test. You still have time to paint?

Hey, give me a look after you finish it. I really like painting as well.

Could you please leave?

Please respect my privacy.

Happy Birthday!

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

Baby

Do you like your birthday party today?

Of course!

Thanks

You were shocked, weren't you?

Look how frightened your face look.

Do you know what I was thinking at the moment?

You were thinking how to run away?

You really know me well.

You look really good in this shirt.

Ok

For me, these sweet words still work.

I mean it

Okay. You mean it.

Happy Birthday

We've said it that we're not gonna talk about business today.

Go! Go! Go!

Just one sentence! One sentence!

Okay

If you dare to say two sentences, I'll punish you!

Three bottles of wine? That's not even a problem.

Can I say it now?

Boss, while you attended the meeting at UPD, CEO talked to me and wanted me to tell you...

The client thought we're sincere when apologizing.

So..all the purchase orders of the first three quarters are for us!

CEO is really happy with the result so he wanted to take us out.

Not again?

He really loves to have fun.

Where are you going?

I wanna go!

You won't like that kind of place!

We don't like it at all. We just keep CEO company.

Sometimes we have to go with clients too.

But I haven't been there before.

You should take me and broaden my horizon.

You really wanna go?

Let me think about it.

That's what you said!

When will you take me there?

It depends on whether you're free or not.

You really wanna go?

What about tomorrow?

I can't! Next week!

Next week?

Yes, I'm only available next week!

Baby!

Are you alright, baby?

Call somebody else!

Quick! Hurry!

Excuse me.

You got a new cellphone in a short period of time?

I wanna ask you if you know this guy?

No. I don't know him!

The guy on that day! You didn't really pay any attention when teahcing so he's almost drowned.

You remember him well! I can't even say I didn't know him!

Please have a look!

What the heck are you doing? I've said it I didn't know him!

I have something urgent to meet him! I really wanna know his name!

Why do you keep asking me? You want me to find some people to give you a hard time again?

Please don't be like this!

Fuck off! Fucking pussy!

Morning!

Pain-killer!

I think you can't hold your liquor well recently.

You are not like this before!

You didn't drink much yesterday.

I thought there's something wrong with you. You gave us a heart attack.

Morning, Boss.

Your sofa is a nice place to sleep.

Thank God Jacky was here yesterday.

I didn't even know he knew qigong.(a system of deep breathing exercises)

Luckily, you're just drunk or we would have called the ambulance.

When did you know using qigong?

I've been practicing since I was small.

I just don't have a chance to show it.

We're not gonna use qigong in marketing.

Look how funny Jacky is!

Marketing? And he knows qigong!

What does that mean?

Gotta go! We have a meeting in the morning.

But I haven't had breakfast!

(Breakfast much?)

I will let you buy it through the drive-through on the way to the company.

Baby!

I want one, too!

Just go!

Chuunibyou?

A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

The guy came here to find you the other day.

How much do you owe him?

He chased you like he didin't care about life.

Even asking me for your name with your picture.

I didn't say anything.

He looked like a crazy stalker so I didn't know what he wanted to do to you.

Which guy?

That one who scolded me after saving you.

That fucking pussy really has guts.

He still dare to come here even I gave him a hard time before.

What did you call him?

Fucking pussy

Brother!

Brother!

This is good!

Nice color!

Very artistic!

What's wrong?

You're hungry, grandpa?

No

Didn't we just eat?

What do you wanna say?

Hai Qing

Your father doesn't allow you to be in the Department of Fine Arts?

But I still wanna be in that department.

You haven't gone to art studio for a long time, right?

That's okay. I can paint anything on my own.

Here is 10 thousand dollars.

It's the money you father gave me during New Year holiday.

Take it! Take it!

Go to the art studio.

How can you get into that department if you don't learn it in an art studio?

Put it away.

Grandpa, I think it's not right.

If dad knows it...

So what if he knows it.

He is my son.

You are his son.

Your business is his business and my business!

Just go there!

You're a gifted child!

It's a loss of talent if you're not admitted to the Department of Fine Arts.

Put it away.

When I am in college, I'll have a part-time job and give the money to you!

I'm gonna watch the baseball game.

Sadaharu Oh(A a retired Japanese–Taiwanese baseball player) is really awesome!

I can see him in the game again!

It's Ichiro Suzuki!

Ichiro Suzuki?

Who?

I gotta watch Sadaharu Oh playing!

You dyed your hair pink?

It's too much!

Today is my birthday.

I wanna have the same pink hair like Captain to celebrate my 19th birthday.

It's really special!

What color will you like when you're 20 years old?

It's not important!

Let me tell you!

Captain is gonna have a fan meeting! I've already bought the ticket.

Do you think he will find me through the crowd and recognize me?

Did you guys know each other?

We definitely knew each other before.

That's why I find him really familiar when I see him!

It's like we've known each other for a long time!

It's possible!

If you love someone at the first sight, that means you two have the sense of affinity in the past life.

Maybe before the previous life!

Even a life before that!

Are you talking about your Oppa?

I gave up.

I wanna fully prepare my big test!

And forget him!

He is not as important as my painting!

Not as important as the Department of Fine Arts.

Not to mention the importance of my grandpa.

Why did you stop?

I'm recording!

I am a man of my words.

Before I got into the college, I will ignore him even if he shows up in front of me!

Ok

Where are you going? Wait for me!

Cheers!

Happy birthday!

Why did you you dye your hair pink?

Yes! You're such a attention seeker with this hairstyle.

You are! You are the true attention-seeker!

It's alright!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Make a wish!

Thanks!

I only have one wish!

I hope I can meet Captain!

What are you doing?

What's your university?

I'm preparing to retake the test.

What department you're interested in?

Department of Fine Art

Why Department of Fine Art?

What are you gonna do in the future?

A painter?

Have you ever thought about the future of this department?

Why do you keep asking me questions?

Are you interviewing me or helping me to find a job?

I don't even know your name!

Why do I have to tell you my future plan?

(Savage)

I'm Chen Zhu Jun

I'm sorry. I have to go to the restroom.

Hai Qing!

You're gonna go?

Don't you wanna stay longer?

No, I'm a bit tired.

And...I'm not familiar with them.

Okay. Be careful!

I almost forgot!

Happy birthday!

Why do you have this?

This is the same as the one from my ultimate bias!

Where did you buy this?

Help me to wear it!

I made it myself!

Quite good! It's almost the same!

Hai Qing!

Thank you!

You're the best to me!

If my ultimate bias knows I wear the same one as he does, he will be extremely touched!

I'll tell him it's my best best best friend who made it!

Good! Hope your Captain will like it.

Hai Qing, you and your Oppa will definitely meet again!

If you keep thinking about it, the telekinesis will be much stronger.

If he thinks about it as well, you guys will definitely meet again!

Gotta go!

Bye!

Look at this! He gave me this!

It's beautiful!

I will play golf at 5 pm tomorrow.

Oh

With CEO and a Japanese client

Oh

After that, they wanna have Taiwanese chicken cuisines.

It probably will be really late.

Are you listening to me?

Yes! What's wrong?

No, I think you've been weird recently.

You're the one who is weird!

What happened to you recently?

Are you falling in love with somebody?

Or your mother asked you to have a blind date again?

When the hell will you tell your mother about coming out?

Don't you feel tired when you've kept having bind dates.

I have to go no matter how exhausted I am or how I like it or not!

Then, just go!

Do you know what it feels like when I was having new year dinner myself every year in Taipei?

Not even a ghost in Taipei! Only me, having instant noodles!

You can come home with me.

With you?

What kind of excuse I have to use?

Let me tell you! If you don't tell your mom we're gonna get married, we can only live sneakily like this!

You know she can't take it! How can you force an old person to accept this?

I will be an old guy soon.

How can we adopt kids in the future?

Where are you going?

Gym!

Let's break up!

Whatever!

Keep going!

Good! Straighten up your back! Keep going!

Good!

Tired?

Take some rest.

Let me ask you a question.

Ok. Just ask.

Are you gay?

No, I'm sorry.

(My gaydar is right)

Then, why are you laughing?

Many people ask me this question.

You're the third one today.

Really?

What a pity!

Because I have a friend whose type is just like you!

And you're absolutely a 10 to him!

You can still ask him to work out here if he doesn't dislike a heterosexual gym trainer.

Ok

Another around! Go!

Good!

Good!

Exhale!

Keep going!

Where are you going?

Art studio

Your grandpa gave you the money?

It's only a month before the test.

I know. I've been preparing.

I can't stop you from taking the entrance test of the Department of Fine Art.

But if you really have to do this, you should earn your own tuition fee.

Just think carefully after the test.

I've thought it carefully!

Plus, it's only a month before the test.

Can we stop talking about this?

I can't concentrate on studying when I'm in a bad mood.

Go to the movies if you're tired.

Relax a bit. Don't push yourself too hard.

Take it.

Thanks, dad.

Hello, I'm Chen Pin Jun.

Can I have a look of what you painted?

It's fantastic!

Nobody's ever painted me like this.

Aren't you a professional nude model?

Nope

My friend is sick so he wanted me to replace him.

I thought it's fun so I just have a try.

You don't seem like a novice.

You're stable.

But not like plaster.

I'm a human not a static object.

How can I look like plaster?

I'm still breathing, okay?

Touch it!

I'm still breathing and It's hot!

You don't have to prove it to me.

Of course I know you're real.

I just wanna make you smile.

When I was looking at you, painting, I feel you're so focused but sad at the same time.

Really?

Smile

Isn't it great to smile like this?

Do you wanna go now?

Let me go with you.

Go!

Let me treat you with shaved ice.

I just got my paycheck.

You came here to have shaved ice in high school?

After school and when skipping class.

It's been so long.

I've known this store for a long time but nobody took me here before.

Its shaved ice with brown sugar is really good!

Shaved ice with brown sugar, pudding and condensed milk is my favorite.

I really like condensed milk as well.

I used to taste it with a whole jar!

My mom was mad as hell!

You regard a jar of the condensed milk as baby bottle?

It tastes really good like that!

You can try it next time if you don't believe it.

Really!

It's completely different from pouring it on the ice.

Really?

If it doesn't taste good, I'll treat you for another 10 times.

Where are you going after this?

Go to the movies!

Okay! I happen not to work today.

Excellent! I haven't seen the movies for a long time.

Give me a bite!

No!

You're so stingy!

You won't be dead for just one bite!

I'll buy another one for you in 7-11.

What do you think about the movie today?

Quite good!

But I'm a little bit of sleepy at the first part.

Really?

You still wanna sleep when watching with me?

It's my home.

Ok

Just go inside.

Thanks for inviting me to see a movie.

Thanks for buying me a treat with shaved ice.

Will you come to the art studio next week?

Not my plan at first but now...I would like to.

That's good.

You have to smile a lot!

Like this! Yes.

Now we're talking!

Smile every day!

If you smile first, you'll be happy all day.

Okay

Bye

You don't feel disappointed when you're in class?

You really wanna know why I became fruits, right?

No

Why do you chuckle?

The way you looked at me is just like you've seen your savior.

The sound disappears!

Damn!

Grandpa!

Grandpa disappears! What should we do now?

Boss, I want two sets of steamed buns to go.

Okay

Your cuff-link is beautiful!

It's costumed-made, right?

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A plane carrying precious cargo is flying in restricted airspace.

Then all of the sudden another airplane connects with it in mid air.

Soldiers board the vessel by blowing out the back door and hijacking the plane scaring

all the good guys on board.As horrendous as this seems, this is just another regular day

of the week in the city of Gotham, the world's league leading city in crime rates.

The last line of defense against the scum of the universe is the Dark Knight.

Batman is a stand up guy and leads by example.

When he's not fighting crime, he enjoys donating his resources to the orphans of the

city and being the hero Gotham deserves.

Unfortunately, although he's the hero Gotham deserves, Batman isn't the one it needs

right now which is one of the main reasons he's considered a menace in his own hometown.

The police don't appreciate his vigilante escapades and have him labeled as a menace

(audio).

To rid himself of the bad publicity, Bruce Wayne goes on a PR campaign and the paparazzi

has a ball.

Speaking of ball, Bruce Wayne attends one and that's where he finds the potential

love of his life.

He falls for the chick at the gala and along with being drop dead gorgeous, she's skilled

in the martial arts so her and Bruce Wayne are compatible on both a spiritual and physical

level.

However, the main difference between them is their bank account balances.

The rich people of Gotham tend to act very stuck up and that could be a turn off.

They spend most of their days at rich people parties and eat lobster for breakfast, lunch

and dinner which make them hard to relate to on any level.

To stay grounded, Bruce takes a Gotham City orphan under his wing and trains him as a

side kick.

He'll definitely need the help because all hell breaks loose after the bad guy steps

into the picture and this isn't a job a lone ranger can solve alone.

The menace in the movie gathers an army full of all criminals after he dismisses them from

incarceration.

In a wacky turn of events, after the criminals are set free, Batman is taken into custody

and is sentenced to cold hard time behind bars for his adventures as a vigilante.

The bad guy discovers Batman's secrets (audio).

He steals all of Batman's gadgets, weapons and vehicles and terrorizes the city.

After Batman is released from prison, he joins forces with the orphan side kick, the commissioner,

his antihero love interest, and his old employee to save Gotham.

Since his teammates lack experience in fighting crime, Batman leads by example and also teaches

them as they go (audio of driving).

When the battle begins, the city is a war zone.

Even though the events only take place in Gotham, the entire world watches the nationally

televised terrorist attack and the people on news leave the city hanging when it needs

a helping hand the most.

Bane is knocking people out left and right and it gets pretty apocalyptic.

Gotham literally gets split in two.

Batman hops in his custom made aircraft and the henchman are on his tail.

They use heat seeking tech to destroy him, but Batman uses maneuvering capabilities similar

to the ones used in Top Gun to get away.

The tables turn in the hero's favor and just when it looks like Batman and his side

kicks are about to save the day, Batman goes rogue to keep all the vigilante credit for

himself.

He sets his jet to autopilot to save Gotham on his own.

The world is saved and the city rejoices.

Batman overcomes his fear of trusting people and reveals his identity to one of his teammates

and he also gives Robin the access code to the Bat Cave (audio).At the end, him and his

new friends go out to dinner and Bruce picks up the check since he's the richest person

at the table.

Those are 24 reasons these movies are the same.

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Su Hai Qing, what are you painting?

It's not long before the big test. You still have time to paint?

Hey, give me a look after you finish it. I really like painting as well.

Could you please leave?

Please respect my privacy.

Happy Birthday!

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

"Happy birthday to you!"

Baby

Do you like your birthday party today?

Of course!

Thanks

You were shocked, weren't you?

Look how frightened your face look.

Do you know what I was thinking at the moment?

You were thinking how to run away?

You really know me well.

You look really good in this shirt.

Ok

For me, these sweet words still work.

I mean it

Okay. You mean it.

Happy Birthday

We've said it that we're not gonna talk about business today.

Go! Go! Go!

Just one sentence! One sentence!

Okay

If you dare to say two sentences, I'll punish you!

Three bottles of wine? That's not even a problem.

Can I say it now?

Boss, while you attended the meeting at UPD, CEO talked to me and wanted me to tell you...

The client thought we're sincere when apologizing.

So..all the purchase orders of the first three quarters are for us!

CEO is really happy with the result so he wanted to take us out.

Not again?

He really loves to have fun.

Where are you going?

I wanna go!

You won't like that kind of place!

We don't like it at all. We just keep CEO company.

Sometimes we have to go with clients too.

But I haven't been there before.

You should take me and broaden my horizon.

You really wanna go?

Let me think about it.

That's what you said!

When will you take me there?

It depends on whether you're free or not.

You really wanna go?

What about tomorrow?

I can't! Next week!

Next week?

Yes, I'm only available next week!

Baby!

Are you alright, baby?

Call somebody else!

Quick! Hurry!

Excuse me.

You got a new cellphone in a short period of time?

I wanna ask you if you know this guy?

No. I don't know him!

The guy on that day! You didn't really pay any attention when teahcing so he's almost drowned.

You remember him well! I can't even say I didn't know him!

Please have a look!

What the heck are you doing? I've said it I didn't know him!

I have something urgent to meet him! I really wanna know his name!

Why do you keep asking me? You want me to find some people to give you a hard time again?

Please don't be like this!

Fuck off! Fucking pussy!

Morning!

Pain-killer!

I think you can't hold your liquor well recently.

You are not like this before!

You didn't drink much yesterday.

I thought there's something wrong with you. You gave us a heart attack.

Morning, Boss.

Your sofa is a nice place to sleep.

Thank God Jacky was here yesterday.

I didn't even know he knew qigong.(a system of deep breathing exercises)

Luckily, you're just drunk or we would have called the ambulance.

When did you know using qigong?

I've been practicing since I was small.

I just don't have a chance to show it.

We're not gonna use qigong in marketing.

Look how funny Jacky is!

Marketing? And he knows qigong!

What does that mean?

Gotta go! We have a meeting in the morning.

But I haven't had breakfast!

(Breakfast much?)

I will let you buy it through the drive-through on the way to the company.

Baby!

I want one, too!

Just go!

Chuunibyou?

A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

The guy came here to find you the other day.

How much do you owe him?

He chased you like he didin't care about life.

Even asking me for your name with your picture.

I didn't say anything.

He looked like a crazy stalker so I didn't know what he wanted to do to you.

Which guy?

That one who scolded me after saving you.

That fucking pussy really has guts.

He still dare to come here even I gave him a hard time before.

What did you call him?

Fucking pussy

Brother!

Brother!

This is good!

Nice color!

Very artistic!

What's wrong?

You're hungry, grandpa?

No

Didn't we just eat?

What do you wanna say?

Hai Qing

Your father doesn't allow you to be in the Department of Fine Arts?

But I still wanna be in that department.

You haven't gone to art studio for a long time, right?

That's okay. I can paint anything on my own.

Here is 10 thousand dollars.

It's the money you father gave me during New Year holiday.

Take it! Take it!

Go to the art studio.

How can you get into that department if you don't learn it in an art studio?

Put it away.

Grandpa, I think it's not right.

If dad knows it...

So what if he knows it.

He is my son.

You are his son.

Your business is his business and my business!

Just go there!

You're a gifted child!

It's a loss of talent if you're not admitted to the Department of Fine Arts.

Put it away.

When I am in college, I'll have a part-time job and give the money to you!

I'm gonna watch the baseball game.

Sadaharu Oh(A a retired Japanese–Taiwanese baseball player) is really awesome!

I can see him in the game again!

It's Ichiro Suzuki!

Ichiro Suzuki?

Who?

I gotta watch Sadaharu Oh playing!

You dyed your hair pink?

It's too much!

Today is my birthday.

I wanna have the same pink hair like Captain to celebrate my 19th birthday.

It's really special!

What color will you like when you're 20 years old?

It's not important!

Let me tell you!

Captain is gonna have a fan meeting! I've already bought the ticket.

Do you think he will find me through the crowd and recognize me?

Did you guys know each other?

We definitely knew each other before.

That's why I find him really familiar when I see him!

It's like we've known each other for a long time!

It's possible!

If you love someone at the first sight, that means you two have the sense of affinity in the past life.

Maybe before the previous life!

Even a life before that!

Are you talking about your Oppa?

I gave up.

I wanna fully prepare my big test!

And forget him!

He is not as important as my painting!

Not as important as the Department of Fine Arts.

Not to mention the importance of my grandpa.

Why did you stop?

I'm recording!

I am a man of my words.

Before I got into the college, I will ignore him even if he shows up in front of me!

Ok

Where are you going? Wait for me!

Cheers!

Happy birthday!

Why did you you dye your hair pink?

Yes! You're such a attention seeker with this hairstyle.

You are! You are the true attention-seeker!

It's alright!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Make a wish!

Thanks!

I only have one wish!

I hope I can meet Captain!

What are you doing?

What's your university?

I'm preparing to retake the test.

What department you're interested in?

Department of Fine Art

Why Department of Fine Art?

What are you gonna do in the future?

A painter?

Have you ever thought about the future of this department?

Why do you keep asking me questions?

Are you interviewing me or helping me to find a job?

I don't even know your name!

Why do I have to tell you my future plan?

(Savage)

I'm Chen Zhu Jun

I'm sorry. I have to go to the restroom.

Hai Qing!

You're gonna go?

Don't you wanna stay longer?

No, I'm a bit tired.

And...I'm not familiar with them.

Okay. Be careful!

I almost forgot!

Happy birthday!

Why do you have this?

This is the same as the one from my ultimate bias!

Where did you buy this?

Help me to wear it!

I made it myself!

Quite good! It's almost the same!

Hai Qing!

Thank you!

You're the best to me!

If my ultimate bias knows I wear the same one as he does, he will be extremely touched!

I'll tell him it's my best best best friend who made it!

Good! Hope your Captain will like it.

Hai Qing, you and your Oppa will definitely meet again!

If you keep thinking about it, the telekinesis will be much stronger.

If he thinks about it as well, you guys will definitely meet again!

Gotta go!

Bye!

Look at this! He gave me this!

It's beautiful!

I will play golf at 5 pm tomorrow.

Oh

With CEO and a Japanese client

Oh

After that, they wanna have Taiwanese chicken cuisines.

It probably will be really late.

Are you listening to me?

Yes! What's wrong?

No, I think you've been weird recently.

You're the one who is weird!

What happened to you recently?

Are you falling in love with somebody?

Or your mother asked you to have a blind date again?

When the hell will you tell your mother about coming out?

Don't you feel tired when you've kept having bind dates.

I have to go no matter how exhausted I am or how I like it or not!

Then, just go!

Do you know what it feels like when I was having new year dinner myself every year in Taipei?

Not even a ghost in Taipei! Only me, having instant noodles!

You can come home with me.

With you?

What kind of excuse I have to use?

Let me tell you! If you don't tell your mom we're gonna get married, we can only live sneakily like this!

You know she can't take it! How can you force an old person to accept this?

I will be an old guy soon.

How can we adopt kids in the future?

Where are you going?

Gym!

Let's break up!

Whatever!

Keep going!

Good! Straighten up your back! Keep going!

Good!

Tired?

Take some rest.

Let me ask you a question.

Ok. Just ask.

Are you gay?

No, I'm sorry.

(My gaydar is right)

Then, why are you laughing?

Many people ask me this question.

You're the third one today.

Really?

What a pity!

Because I have a friend whose type is just like you!

And you're absolutely a 10 to him!

You can still ask him to work out here if he doesn't dislike a heterosexual gym trainer.

Ok

Another around! Go!

Good!

Good!

Exhale!

Keep going!

Where are you going?

Art studio

Your grandpa gave you the money?

It's only a month before the test.

I know. I've been preparing.

I can't stop you from taking the entrance test of the Department of Fine Art.

But if you really have to do this, you should earn your own tuition fee.

Just think carefully after the test.

I've thought it carefully!

Plus, it's only a month before the test.

Can we stop talking about this?

I can't concentrate on studying when I'm in a bad mood.

Go to the movies if you're tired.

Relax a bit. Don't push yourself too hard.

Take it.

Thanks, dad.

Hello, I'm Chen Pin Jun.

Can I have a look of what you painted?

It's fantastic!

Nobody's ever painted me like this.

Aren't you a professional nude model?

Nope

My friend is sick so he wanted me to replace him.

I thought it's fun so I just have a try.

You don't seem like a novice.

You're stable.

But not like plaster.

I'm a human not a static object.

How can I look like plaster?

I'm still breathing, okay?

Touch it!

I'm still breathing and It's hot!

You don't have to prove it to me.

Of course I know you're real.

I just wanna make you smile.

When I was looking at you, painting, I feel you're so focused but sad at the same time.

Really?

Smile

Isn't it great to smile like this?

Do you wanna go now?

Let me go with you.

Go!

Let me treat you with shaved ice.

I just got my paycheck.

You came here to have shaved ice in high school?

After school and when skipping class.

It's been so long.

I've known this store for a long time but nobody took me here before.

Its shaved ice with brown sugar is really good!

Shaved ice with brown sugar, pudding and condensed milk is my favorite.

I really like condensed milk as well.

I used to taste it with a whole jar!

My mom was mad as hell!

You regard a jar of the condensed milk as baby bottle?

It tastes really good like that!

You can try it next time if you don't believe it.

Really!

It's completely different from pouring it on the ice.

Really?

If it doesn't taste good, I'll treat you for another 10 times.

Where are you going after this?

Go to the movies!

Okay! I happen not to work today.

Excellent! I haven't seen the movies for a long time.

Give me a bite!

No!

You're so stingy!

You won't be dead for just one bite!

I'll buy another one for you in 7-11.

What do you think about the movie today?

Quite good!

But I'm a little bit of sleepy at the first part.

Really?

You still wanna sleep when watching with me?

It's my home.

Ok

Just go inside.

Thanks for inviting me to see a movie.

Thanks for buying me a treat with shaved ice.

Will you come to the art studio next week?

Not my plan at first but now...I would like to.

That's good.

You have to smile a lot!

Like this! Yes.

Now we're talking!

Smile every day!

If you smile first, you'll be happy all day.

Okay

Bye

You don't feel disappointed when you're in class?

You really wanna know why I became fruits, right?

No

Why do you chuckle?

The way you looked at me is just like you've seen your savior.

The sound disappears!

Damn!

Grandpa!

Grandpa disappears! What should we do now?

Boss, I want two sets of steamed buns to go.

Okay

Your cuff-link is beautiful!

It's costumed-made, right?

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The SUPER DUPER Secret Lore of Dark Souls 1 - Duration: 19:48.

Like a fifty year old hooker with hair extensions in her salt and pepper pubes, Dark souls's

plot has so many gaping holes, it's a miracle that anyone can feel a thing while playing

with it. Humans have an inate desire to know the unknowable, even it that means pulling

theories out of their ass like a tapeworm on taco tuesday. Instead of minding their

fuckin business, English major burn-outs have jizzed "secret lore" videos all over youtube

in order to rake in add-revenue from rubes who don't know any better. Though to be honest,

I believe the biggest crimes have perpetrated against the mothers of these youtubers. "Hey

Junior, when are you going to move out and stop playing with your pecker in the bathtub

all day? Everytime the plumber unclogs your drain it looks like a hairy jellyfish." "Can't

you see I have a REAL JOB mom! Thousands of stoned losers are counting on me to reveal

the true meaning of a scribble on the underside of a pot in the third level of a video game

made twenty years ago by some godless slant-eyes who were just slapping together a bunch of

shit they plagirized from a picture book called Berserk, you fuckin whore!" Perhaps, what

appals me most, is that these COCK SUCKAS base their theories on item descriptions!

That's a bunch of HOOEY. You can't tell the history of an object just by looking at it.

Otherwise, you could pick up a used condom off the side of the road, know the life stories

everyone who's come into and into contact with it, and decide whether or not its safe

to turn inside out and use a second time. Unlike certain other shitheads, I take the

responsibility to not just recycle and engage in safe sex with filthy WHORES, but to also

always tell the truth. As a result, the points presented in this video are not theories or

open to interpretation, but are rather stone cold steve austin facts! If I so much as hear

a whisper from you knuckleheads doubting the veracity of what I'm about to say, I'll jam

my gaGIGI so far down your fuckin troat I'll be shooting jizz out of your asshole like

a can of silly string and everyone will just gather around and laugh at how silly YOU look,

you fuckin fanook! Dark Souls's intro explains the backstory so plainly, its a wonder these

window lickers find any room to cram in their half assed interpretations. But in case you're

a bunch of fuckin idiots, let me lay things out for ya. Gwyn was this Jewish fella who

was so afraid of the dark, whenever night came, he shacked up with anything would hold

still long enough for him to sploosh his moosh inside of their caboose, so that he wouldn't

have to be alone in the dark. One night, after fucking a dragon so hard he made it permanantly

gape, Gwyn ran out of banana juice and his broken cock bent down at a forty five degree

angle, ensuring that he would only ever be able to fuck creatures much smaller than himself.

After trying, and failing to mash his mangled manly manicotti inside a furative manlet's

asshole, this horned up retard became so furious that, with the help of a harlequin fetus and

the physical manifestation of his murdered boner, he shuffled across a shag carpet, and

thunderbolted all the dragons to death, save for all the ones he didn't for no particular

reason. With his pecker broken, Gwyn couldn't lure anyone back to his room at night, so

he built a big fuckin fire to hold off the dark. But being a typical jewish fella, Gwyn

didn't want to spend money on expensive menorah oil. No, he "miraculously" powered his nightlight

by burning up the souls of humans instead! The player's character, aka the choosen undead,

aka beef jerky dick, begins the game in a jail cell. I guess that, since your soul is

dark, someone in charge assumed you were black and locked you up for everyone else's saftey,

which is probably why they call your characters room the Sickle-Cell. It's difficult to say

how long your character was imprisoned before you take control of him. I assume it was just

long enough for him to go prison gay like the rest of the goo gobblers in the jail.

How do I know they're all protein smuggling soyboys? Aids lession textured skin, and keys

jammed up their asses aside, look at the dumper on this Assylum demon. His chocolate donut

is so swollen from drinking in uncountable gallons of ice cold zombie spunk that this

fat tittied bitch could fill an olympic swimming pool with man mayonaise from a single fart.

And hey, who's fooling who here? I'd fuck it. I mean, with my hands all torn up and

wrinkled from decaying for thousands of years, beating off dry would hurt like hell! Why

not engage in an exotic erotic demonic colonic? So when you get tired of stabbing this finokio

in the shitter, you leave the jail in the talon's of a gigantic fucking boyd. Which

I think is a little silly, since instead of taking you directly to mordor, this breadcrumb

snatching fuck drops you off at the central hub instead. I get that this cracker suckin

pile of pillow stuffin is so stupid you can make it think it's night time by putting a

fuckin blanket over it's cage, but come on crow, at least take me to Anor Londo first

so I can get the Lord Vessel early, fuck! Lots of gabones gather at the firelink shrine,

including a kid so crest fallen that he dies if you try to give him the bone, and this

one idiot who's head looks so much like an egg its no surpise he's only been laid once.

If you aren't a filthy pleb playing as a mage, none of these shit dicks will do anything

for you, so why even stick around? The only positive in the entire area is this firekeeper.

I like her, because unlike most broads, she knows how to keep her fucking pie hole shut!

Down the road you'll find a settlement so jewy it's got the word burg in it's name.

These fuckers come at you like you're waving a palestinian flag made from intact foreskin

and leavened bread, and for what? Hey fuckface, you're undead, I'm undead. Play nicey nice

before I gotta punch your teeth so far down your troat you'll be able to chew apples with

your asshole! What the fuck is this prick's problem? He's been locked up for years in

a tower gaurded by a dragon like some broad from a disney flick, and when I finally let

him out, he's gotta act all tough. Hey Havel, is a little appreciative sucky fucky too much

to ask? The undeadburgensteinengoldmenenhebenkikenburg also includes a couple of hairy ass demons

that apparently got nothin better to do than give me a hard time. Some of these lore inventing

jerks would tell you these fuckers were placed here as gaurds by gwyn to test you, but it's

obvious to me that their real problem with the chosen undead was good old fashioned dick

envy. The tauros demon is completely crotchless. Neither the banana or plumbs are to be found

on him and the capra demon's locked up with these two dogs for so long that they've completely

licked the nuts out of his peanut butter! Other unique enemies in this area include

a dragon who's ass falls off if you sneeze on it, some statues that are super slippery

from being covered in this oil, you know, the garg oil, and an aspergian idiot with

a hugbox for armor. You can also meet a complete fucking donk with a bucket for a helmet in

this area, but he's only usefull to pansies that can't solo bosses and meme loving fucks.

"Eeeh, Chosen Undead? Whys I gotta praise the sun in the shadey spot?" What? I've been

summoning you for hours, the whole FUCKING LEVEL'S A SUNNY SPOT YOU FUCKIN WHORE! Below

the burg, players too proud to choose the skeleton key at the begining of the game get

to walk around in LIQUID SHIT while surrounded by gigantic fuckin rats and aids frogs turned

gay by estrogen pissed into the water by FILTHY SLUTS who don't wanna have no babies but are

too stuck up to let you punch em in the fucking stomachio. The big boss of the area is a homosexual

chinese lizard with a shit eating grin, called the "gay ping dragon". And personally, it

think it's fitting that Ping is chinese since after you eat his ass, you get hungry again

15 minutes later. Below this piece of piss is Blight town, or as I like to call it, little

mexico. There's alot going on here so let's tackle the subtle nuances one at a time. Near

the exit of the depths mother fuckers hit you with other mother fuckers. A shit sucking

tick services thousands of retard dicks through a glory hole who spits aids cum at you if

you try to stop it. And an invisible path in a tree stump eventually leads down to a

gay fursona who just stands there while you cleave his ass in two. If you head the other

direction you'll hit a nasty ass hallway that needs to be dusted. Look at these lazy cock

suckers! Just loafing about while the cob webs build up. Here you'll find perhaps the

cause of the biggest rift in the dark souls lore community. Some believe Queelagg has

a spider for a lower body due to coming into contact with the chaos flame. Others belive

having a gigantic spider for a snatch is simply part of the life cycle of a jewish woman.

Perhaps this nursery ryhme my mother used to read to me as I sucked on her TIT can shed

some light onto the situation. Lil mis Quelaag sat on her beanbag, flicking her stinkin bean.

Along came a spidey that sat down besidey and say "Hey, what's in the cunt bitch?" And

due to it being a friday, and a freaky one at that, the moment the spider reached out

to touch Quelaags cunt, she came and started queefing reconstituted gefilte fish vapors

directly into the spiders troat, causing an alchemical reaction that fused the spider

to her body. And hey, I'm not judging the poor girl. I'd still fuck her! My smeckle's

covered in flies any ways, so why not shove it in a spider's mouth? When you finish playing

with your bellend, you can drop down even further where you'll find a wide tongued strangler

of cats who watches you undress his dead sister, becomes enraged by the erection he cannot

understand, and dies like gollum at the end of Return of the King because he's too fuckin

stupid to pull himself onto the ledge. Though to be honest, I have an affinity towards the

little guy since Ceaseless Discharge was my nickname in highschool. And I'm not bragging

over here, I'm just saying that there was a time in my life where I could host an impromptu

fondu party by letting broads dip their snacks into my underoos; which probably explains

most of the flies I mentioned earlier. Further below you'll find an anal vore furfag's paradise.

These semi sentient dinosaur anuses walk around waiting for a degenerate to mount them. Luckily

the lava in this area is so blinding you can barely fucking see them. Honestly, I don't

get why the call it "Lost Izalith". Nobody lost it, they fucking threw it away after

coming down with eye cancer. Other notable encounters in this area include a centipede

demon, it's liquid shit spewing disembodied centipenises, instant noodle cups, a jerk

off who refuses to let me save him no matter how many times I try, and a witch who's furious

because a pubic lice crawled inside her bush. If instead of heading down from the undead

burg, you went north, you'd encounter Sen's Fortress. Here you'll meet a man with a buttplug

for a head, giants who toss irate muslims at you, and a gigantic metallic jew. Now for

those that don't know, a Golem is a creature from jewish folklore made from metal, stone,

or clay, that is brough to life by placing a magical scroll into it's mouth. Fortunately,

this golem is made of iron, rather than gold, or he'd have likely eaten himself years ago.

However, this raises the question, does the Iron Golem have a fat iron foreskin? Being

jewish, I highly doubt it would remain intact. Chances are, after removing the skin, the

left over material was used to create the axe weilded by the golem But that raises another

question. How was the skin removed before the creation of the axe? Was the iron golem's

skin bitten off by an iron Moyle? We may never know. Only the gargoyles surrounding the boss

fight arena give us a clue to the truth. If you look closely, you will see that their

mouths visually relay a secret message, one that you might say yourself while witnessing

a gigantic mettallic briss. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! After sending the golem to the scrap pile

you can touch a cheerio and a bunch of progeria kids will fly you to valhalla, where all the

grown up cum that Gwyn keep tossing around like confetti live. These children include

a homo who wants you to kneel in front of a hole in a wall and is later eaten by a turd.

There's a lot of heresay as to why Gwyndolin is secretly imprisoned, so allow me to de-obfiscugatimatize

the events, exactly as they happened. One day, Gwyn was eating a bunch of super dry

fig newtons and wanted a glass of milk to cleanse his fuckin troat. While trying and

failing to find his daughter Gwynever for a a quick sip of the nip, Gwyn stumbled onto

Gwyndolin in his sister's closet, trying on her dresses with a bunch of snakes jammed

up his shitter. What followed cannot be discussed in a family friendly video such as this. Lets

just say, Gwyn pulled out his horn, and the little boy blew. He needed the money! Needless

to say, I don't blame Gwyn for what he did. That little transtesticle Gwyndolin is so

Kawaii, I want to hold him down and fart directly into his butthole so my red hot anal ambergreis

can infest his soul for all eternity. Is that so wrong? Anor londo is also a great place

for furries, fat fetishists, and dykes who like to get their box licked. If like me,

you can't put up with the degeneracy for too long, you can always escape to the Painted

World of Harold Raimis. There a bunch of disembodied nutsacs worship a fursona that Gwyn sealed

away for the good of all. I mean, look at this bitch, she's got a hairier ass than me.

She's the kind of girl that would roll over on you in bed and ask "Hey, Choosen undead,

why yous always gots to put your tongue in my ass when I'ms tying ta sleep?" And frankly

my dear Priscilla, to be perfectly honest, I put my tounge in your ass cause your pussy

tastes like shit! Oh! Some believe that this black snake draining half drake in a painting

resulted from Gwyn hooking up with a pop rock covered, noodle legged newt during a lost

weekend atop the big rock candy mountain. But that makes no sense, Seethe ain't gay.

He loves the pussy! When you break out of his jail, you find all kinds of maidens that

he hot glued with so much cum they started to look like slugs. Truley, Seethe is a man

after my own heart. Sometimes I'll plop a drop of slop on a bitches face just so I don't

have to recognize no-more. Then it's like she's a completely different whore from the

one I just plastered and my nuoget shooter powers back on. Also, Seethe bedazzled his

entire body like one of my flashy jackets because he knows the rhinestones make bitches

wetter than New Londo, oh! And hell, when you finally get around to killing Seethe,

you gotta break his crystal hymen first so you know he never took no cock that one time!

New orleans, I mean, flooded ass New Londo is a likely next destination after clearing

out Seethe's clam shack. And when you get there, most players will find that, as in

life, you are surrounded by annoying white women that you aren't allowed to hit. This

area also includes stupid fucks that walked around underwater for centuries because they

were too stupid to swim to the surface, drakes too dumb to understand ladders, 4 jerk offs

who're about to get a cease and desist letter from the Tolkein estate for ripping off the

RingWraiths, and a gay snake that literally deep throats you so hard you wake up the next

day in a basement. Other destinations include a cemetary full of boney ass COCK SUCKAS,

and not the good, literal, kind of cock suckers, but the useless metaphorical ones! I'm glad

these asses get kidnapped and experimented on by this pervert in the bathrobe. My only

regret is that this level exists beneath john podesta's yard, and all the shit he buries

in it starts showing up near the end. Now some retarded fuckin assholes claim lordrun

is a painted world, and I would almost agree due to these happy little trees, but as you

can see, upon closer inspection you'll find they are actually quite furious. This forest

is most notable for it's sacred butthole gate which leads to a puppy that the game expects

you to kill, a big gay butterfly that you'll be more than happy to kill, and the biggest,

hairiest pussy other than priscilla's. If you're feeling a little frisky, you can slip

back into time with the help of a bitch with a steve martin arrow through her head and

revisit this forest back when it was still being planted by feral mexicans. This time

period is just after Artorias went black and nobody wanted him back. As a result, theres

abyss splooge all over the fuckin place like a thirteen year old boys bedroom. Oolacile

is gaurded by another one of those dragons Gwyn was too busy fuckin somethin to kill

and some furious ass lions, but hey, you'd be angry too if you had a spiky centiped jammed

up your booty hole without any lube. Minor enemies include the prostate headed jerkoffs

who are angry because their scarecrow arms prevent them from wiping their shit encrusted

anuses. You can team up with a smaller version of Sif to slip past the most dangerous monster

of all, little black babies in order murder a gorillamancer named Muh'Anus. And before

you leave, make sure you chat with the edgemaster supreme over here in the guy fawkes mask.

He doesn't really add anything to the story, but every time you finish talking to him,

he describes my penis for some reason. And frankly I'm flattered. After you clear out

Oolacile, there's no place left to go besides Gwyns overgrown ash tray. Everyone in this

game is too fuckin stupid to toss some twigs and old newspapers onto the first flame, so

you gotta jump into yourself after offing gwyn, or some other shmuck will come along,

kill you, then jump in himself. It's a near endless cycle according to dark souls 2, but

that's a video for another day and frankly, I've been busting so many metaphorical nuts

all over this video, my yambag's aching and I'm all outta goo! Well, that's it for today's

video. If you liked it, feel free to tweet about it, subscribe, pour out a little milk

for my homie, or check out one of my paperbacks, audiobooks, or ebooks. Until the next video,

thanks for your time and GOODBYE!

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Justice League Cartoon Dark | Characters and Voice Actors In Real Life - Duration: 2:44.

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Keep It In The Dark - Mini Documentary - Duration: 5:14.

Hey here's a question about tuning my guitar for gigs.

The meter keeps swinging all over the place.

You know that thing with the lights?

Try to make it stop swinging around.

And then the other thing is more like a bass line, you know.

Did you take a picture of that?

Here goes. -Yep.

And the same thing continues.

It's inappropriate.

I'm ready.

I think it would sound nice if I play it like this, you know?

So, how did that go for you?

It was okay, I only made one mistake.

Sounded good to me.

This is completely impossible!

That's some metadata right there!

Yeah, haha!

AAAAAAAARGH!!!

Oh fuck, this makes no sense whatsoever!

So, you forgot to film the show?

Yep, I missed the gig.

Terrible photo of me...

Look, apparently Bam and Andy have behaved like pigs somewhere.

It's like...

I try to bring the songs to rehearsals as finished as possible...

Helios, helios.

HELIOS, HELIOS, HELIOS!

Umm...

What was it again?

Oh yeah, track number six.

Let's go.

This one had a great feel to it.

What do you think?

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