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*STEVE* : I T I S T I M E

*OLD MAN* : OOOOH

YOU ATE MY ENCHILADAS

*JOSHY BOY* : THERE WAS NO NOTE!

Y O U A T E M Y E N C H I L A D A S

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Some Dark Holler (Audiobook Sample) - Duration: 16:47.

The Devil's Finest, 1865

Death's horse limped through the snow on three legs.

A severed head dangled from the saddle horn, bouncing with every lurching step.

The rider slumped over his steed, snoring into the silver river of his beard; the black

hood had fallen back, exposing hair as pale as moonlight.

His cloak was draped in inky folds over the pearl-white flank of his horse.

Dark trees choked the path, making way for the horseman and closing immediately behind.

A drift barred the way ahead.

The horse floundered as it entered the deep snow, the stump of its right foreleg pumping

in space.

It snorted and reared onto quivering hind legs.

Death awoke.

His head bumped a snow-laden bough, showering him in chill flakes.

"Whoa, Isham," he said, pulling back on the reins.

The horse came down, flanks heaving.

Death slid from the saddle, landing thigh-deep in the drift.

He wiped his eyes with pallid hands and yawned.

Reaching into a leather saddlebag, he drew out an ear of corn as black as coal.

He pried loose a handful of kernels and held them out to the horse.

Isham nuzzled his master's palm, raking the kernels into his mouth with fleshy lips.

Death ran his hand over the saddle and tested the girth strap.

He glanced at the severed head, its frozen mouth leering around the rawhide thong worked

through its jaws.

Some fool's always trying to outrun his own shadow.

Death cinched the strap tighter.

The Devil had a surprise coming tonight.

Isham snorted and raised his head, breathing a great gout of vapor into the night.

A ghostly limb sprouted from his legless nub, barely visible in the moonlight.

He flexed the unearthly leg and stomped.

"That ought to get us to this infernal meeting a little quicker," Death said.

He put his foot in the stirrup, swung back into the saddle, and clucked his tongue.

Isham sprang forward, clearing the drift with ease.

The path grew thin and soon disappeared altogether.

They moved through the snow-clogged bracken and creaking trees into the heart of the forest.

At length, Death saw an orange light quivering in the darkness.

He urged Isham toward it, and they emerged into a clearing ringed by a black wall of

pines, a fire blazing at its center.

The snow had drawn back from the heat, leaving a damp ring of ground.

Three figures were gathered around the flames.

At Death's approach, a small, finely dressed man rose from his perch on a stump.

"Welcome, Pale Rider."

He lifted a cane in greeting and removed his top hat.

Death fixed the smaller man with a gaze as cold as ice, then turned his head and spat

in the snow.

"Scratch, you're a thorn in my side, you know that?"

Scratch raised an eyebrow.

"My, my, what a foul humor you're in tonight."

He shrugged.

"No matter.

This won't take long.

William, quick and orderly as he is, has given me two contracts already signed in blood.

His own, which is due for renewal, and one for Amos, our newest recruit."

He reached into his coat and withdrew two pieces of parchment and a pen.

"All we need is your signature, and you won't be bothered for another seven years."

Death scowled.

"Save it.

I found something that belongs to you."

He unhooked the rawhide thong from the pommel and tossed the severed head onto the ground.

It rolled to a stop at the Devil's feet.

Scratch turned the grisly offering with his boot, examining the face.

He clucked his tongue.

"Henry tried to run, did he?"

"I chased him clear across Arkansas!"

Death leveled a finger at Scratch.

"From one side to the other.

You know how long that took me?

Four days to hunt him, and three days to ride here.

That's seven days that I've had to abandon my duties, all on account of your failure

of a servant.

You know why it took that long to catch him?

In every campfire the fool made, he crossed two sticks and poured salt over them."

Death folded his arms.

"Tell me, where'd he learn to do that?"

Scratch spread his hands in a gesture of innocence, diamond cuff links winking in the firelight.

"I haven't the faintest idea.

Maybe you let it slip in front of him like you just did in front of these two mortals."

He pointed to the two men waiting on the other side of the fire.

Death squinted, taking in the mortals for the first time.

They both wore the gray uniforms of soldiers.

The first, a middle-aged man, squatted by the flames, his palms held out to catch the

heat.

He met Death's gaze and smirked.

At his side, a gangly youth sat on a log, bouncing one knee, hands tucked into his armpits,

steadily avoiding Death's eyes.

Death snorted.

"If they've got any sense betwixt the two of them, they'll see just how useful

that little trick was to their friend."

He patted Isham's neck.

"There isn't a soul on this earth my horse can't run down."

He looked back at Scratch and waved dismissively.

"I'm done cleaning up your leavings, Scratch.

I won't be signing these deals."

Scratch shrugged.

"Suit yourself."

Death pulled on the reins and wheeled Isham away from the fire.

This felt good; he should have done it centuries ago.

He'd been a fool to let the Devil push him around in the first place.

"How's dearest Maude?"

Scratch asked.

Death stiffened, his breath catching in his throat.

How did Scratch know about Maude?

He pulled Isham back to face the Devil.

Scratch arched a perfect black eyebrow.

"Thought you had a secret, didn't you?

That's right.

I know you've been holding her back from the Judgment."

He wagged a finger.

"Naughty, naughty."

"I make no distinction between saints and sinners."

Death spoke through clenched teeth.

"The Judgment is no concern of mine, and Maude is no concern of yours."

"I've never accused you of dividing the goats from the sheep."

Scratch winked.

"The only prejudice I've ever known you to show is your eye for redheads.

But contrary to your claim, Maude is very much my concern.

By the way, have you had any luck finding her?"

Death's hand leaped instinctively to the reaping hook sheathed alongside the saddle.

"Scratch!

If you had anything to do with her disappearance, I swear I'll—"

The Devil laughed, holding up his hands.

"Whoa, slow down, Pale Rider.

I don't know where your sweetheart has run off to."

He paused, his eyes glinting with malevolence.

"Or who with."

Death's nostrils flared, and he pulled the reaping hook halfway out of its sheath.

"Put it away, Death.

You know it'll do you no good here.

I merely was going to point out that before you took a shine to her, the girl was destined

for my neck of the woods."

Scratch rubbed his chin.

"It had something to do with her burning the cabin down with her uncle inside."

His face grew serious.

"And if I find her first, well…" his eyes narrowed, "I keep a special place in

hell for pretty faces."

He held up the contracts.

"Then again, if I ran across the girl and you and I were on good terms…

I might be persuaded otherwise."

Death released the reaping hook, his fingers balling into a fist.

He bowed his head.

"All right.

Let's get this over with."

A grin spread over Scratch's face, erasing every ounce of menace from his features.

"I thought you'd say that."

He held out the pen and papers.

Death snatched the documents.

A quick glance confirmed that Scratch was offering these mortals his standard contract:

their "might, mind, strength, and soul" in exchange for seven years of protection

from the grave.

Death bit his lip as he scrawled his name, then thrust the papers back at Scratch.

The Devil accepted the documents.

"Everything's in order, then."

Lifting Isham's reins, Death prepared once again to leave.

"Not so fast."

Scratch raised a finger.

"We have to take care of my newest recruit."

He tucked the papers into his coat and turned to the gangly youth.

"Are you ready for your first assignment, Amos?"

The young man stood and rubbed his palm on the patched knee of his pant leg.

"Y-yes sir," he said, walking toward Scratch with jerky steps.

Scratch handed Amos a sealed envelope.

"You'll be traveling north, to the lumber camps on the Great Lakes," he said.

"The specifics on the man you're after are inside."

Amos accepted the envelope with trembling hands.

"You have seven years from today to persuade him to join my service.

As my servant, you'll be immune from Death.

If you're successful, you can choose to take another assignment, good for another

seven years free from Death.

If you fail, well…"

Scratch glanced at the fallen head.

"You'll be subject to the Dread Horseman, just like dear Henry.

Any questions?"

Amos shook his head.

"Very well."

Scratch placed his hand on the boy's back and pushed him forward.

"Death, remove your imprint."

Amos stumbled toward Isham's flank, quaking.

Death seized the boy's shoulder and shut his eyes.

Amos gasped and went rigid.

The boy's mortal imprint was a kind of long shadow that trailed from his being and connected

him to Death.

Every human was tagged with one from birth.

It kept Death from having to personally collect each mortal when their appointed time came.

I just wasted four days hunting down one of these, and here I am creating another, Death

thought.

He cursed himself for his weakness.

He cursed Maude for her hair, red like the sunset, and for smelling of lavender when

she tucked her head under his chin.

He resolved to let her go, and in the same thought, he knew he could not.

With a sigh, he detached the imprint from Amos and released him.

The young man staggered away.

Scratch grinned and thumped Amos on the back.

"Feels good, doesn't it?"

Amos looked back at Death and shuddered.

"On your way then," Scratch said.

"No time to waste."

Amos nodded vigorously and struck out from the fire, striding with purpose.

"North is that way," Scratch said, pointing in the opposite direction.

The youth did an about-face, stammering an apology.

Scratch chuckled.

"All nerves, isn't he?"

"He'll have more to worry about once I come to collect him," Death said.

The third man spoke for the first time.

"Not all of us are as blundering as Henry."

Death turned in the saddle to face William.

He was taken aback by the man's gall.

"What did you say?"

William crossed his arms.

"You talk as if the boy is sure to fail, and yet here I stand, a servant of Scratch

for over ninety years."

"That's bold talk for a mortal."

"Indeed," Scratch said, stepping between William and Death.

"William, it's not your place to goad the Reaper.

Are you ready to earn another seven years?"

William locked eyes with Death.

"Always."

Scratch produced an envelope and handed it to William.

"I'm sending you after a boy named Ephraim Cutler.

I'm quite eager to recruit him.

Don't let me down."

William rubbed his thumb over the envelope.

"Master, it only took me four years to persuade Amos."

He inhaled deeply.

"I'll deliver this Ephraim Cutler to you in three and half years, in exchange for fourteen

years of your protection.

That's half the time for twice the reward.

What do you say?"

Scratch laughed—a mocking sound.

"You are ambitious, I'll give you that.

But no, I'm afraid your request exceeds the bounds of our arrangement."

William's eyes flashed.

"But Master, I—"

Scratch held up a hand.

"That's enough, William.

You're free to leave."

William swore, and stalked off into the trees.

Death watched him go.

He lifted his black hood over his head.

"I don't care how much time it takes, Scratch, I look forward to beheading that

one."

Scratch sighed and patted Isham's muzzle.

"He can be insolent, but in the end, he's only a man.

William fights so hard against his fate.

Death, Heaven, Hell—he isn't satisfied with any of it.

But how I love to watch him struggle."

He grinned at Death.

"Don't be so mulish about these dealings, my friend.

Recruiting mortals to do your work makes eternity pass most delightfully.

You really should try it sometime."

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Top 10 Dark Lotus Songs - Duration: 12:37.

Hello Internet!

I'm Torstein from Cinema Terror, and today I will be taking a break from my usual talk

about horror movies and rather talk music, wicked music that is.

Since my previous video on this subject, Top 10 Disturbing Insane Clown Posse Songs did

so well views wise, I figured it was time to make another one.

The idea of making a list of my favorite Dark Lotus songs came up due to the drama that

has been going around in the world of Juggalos for the last year with the rift between Insane

Clown Posse and Twiztid becoming so open and even putting a breach between some Juggalos,

who's decided to choose between Insane Clown Posse's Psychopathic Records and Twiztid's

new Majik Ninja Entertainment label.

Going back and revisiting all Dark Lotus songs was a nice way to reminize of the times when

ICP and Twiztid were inseperable, always together and basically came off as brothers to the

outside world.

Hopefully they will settle their bullshit sometime in the future and even if they do

not get back to way things were, a more peaceful relationship between them would be nice for

the juggalo world.

Anyway, for the ones who do not know much about any of this, Dark Lotus was a supergroup

put together in 1998 and originally only featured Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown

Posse and their proteges Monoxide Child and Jamie Madrox from Twiztid.

Their debut was made with the song Echoside off ICP's 1999 album The Amazing Jeckel Brothers.

And just to say so right away, right or wrong I'm only including songs off the Dark Lotus

albums on this list.

Later on it was announced that there would be two more members in Dark Lotus, one being

Blaze Ya Dead Homie and the last one being a surprise to everyone as it was a young rapper

called Marz.

No, not that guy.

This guy.

Their highly anticipated debut album was called Tales from the Lotus Pod and it was finally

released during the 2001 Gathering of the Juggalos to much praise from the Juggalo community.

Problems with Marz arouse and he was shortly after kicked out of the supergroup.

In a strange move from the group, they decided to re-release their album with their new member

Anybody Killa rapping his own lyrics over the parts that previously belong to Marz.

I personally prefer the original version, so the tracks included on this list from that

album will feature Marz and not Anybody Killa.

A new album appeared three years later called Black Rain, now with Anybody Killa as a full

time member and involved in the project from scratch.

That would not last long though as he would leave the group and Psychopathic Records during

the four year period from that album to their third one, The Opaque Brotherhood, which was

completed without a six member.

They would also be five on their last album The Mud, Water, Air and Blood from 2014, although

Anybody Killa did show up with a guest verse on the song Villainous.

And that's where we are at with Dark Lotus as of 2017.

With the rift between ICP and Twiztid being so big today and Twiztid not even being on

Psychopathic Records anymore, it looks unlikely as of today that we will ever get to hear

another Dark Lotus project, although I won't loose hope that they will one day reconcile

and get together to make a new one.

Well, regardless of what happens in the future, let's take a trip down the history of this

legendary wicked supergroup with the ten tracks that I think are the best that they have produced.

And I am sure that there are plenty out there that will disagree on everything I have listed

here and call it a shit list, but keep in mind that is my personal opinion and with

that being said I hope you enjoy my list of the top ten songs by Dark Lotus.

Here we go!

At number 10 we have the first out of three songs from The Opaque Brotherhood album.

Backwords is a story told in an unusual way.

If you want to understand what's going on, then you have to start on the last verse and

work yourself upwards.

Combined with tight verses from all five Lotus members, a catchy chorus and a cool beat makes

me include this by a hairslide above other great Lotus tracks.

And We Danced is from their very first album Tales from the Lotus Pod.

This is their version of a sex song with them visiting a dark cemetery to chill and smoke

marijuana when suddenly a group of hot undead ladies show up to... well, dance.

What works and sets this song apart is the bizarre beat they used for it and the vivid

creative description of necrophilia.

Violent J especially are having fun with the beat and the way he flows over it.

And We Danced is just a fun song for those of us with grotesque humour.

As Jamie Madrox says in the song, she might be dead, but she got a nice ass.

That summarizes the song quite nicely right there.

Garden of Evil is the first track if you ignore the intro on their The Mud, Water, Air and

Blood album.

And what a way to return after six years from their previous album.

All members give great and advance verses celebrating the return of the Dark Lotus.

Garden of Evil is a great track to ride out to and a good introduction to their newest

album and the sound they would use on it.

Back we go to The Opaque Brotherhood with number 7, Black Sand.

This song captured the mythical middle eastern sound that several of their songs tries to

capture.

The song is basically about our Lotus members watching the end of the world as an incredibly

huge black sand storm is eating up our modern world.

All deliver good verses, except if I am gonna be a bit nitpicky, Shaggy who's a bit mediocre

compared to the others.

I also have to mention that the chorus by Madrox is straight up haunting.

Great track all around.

Morbid takes us back to The Mud, Water, Air and Blood album.

This Kuma produced track bumps hard and features dope grotesque bloodfilled verses from all

of them.

Shaggy gives his voice a darker sound that makes him nearly unrecognizable here, Blaze

flows over the track superbly and Madrox, god damn, his verse is wicked.

Morbid might not be a deep track, but if you just want a devilish dark track to enjoy,

then this is the one for you.

Call Upon Your Gods is from their first album and it is about how criminals and other wrongdoers

in life seems to turn to God when they are facing their own bad actions.

As J says in the intro, nobody wants to turn to God until it's too late.

Violent J and Jamie Madrox both shine the most on the track, while I am not that big

fan of what Marz delivers.

Call Upon Your Gods is a standout of their entire catalogue and a very direct song with

a harsh and clear meaning.

Keeping up with the theme of what will happen to us in the afterlife, Keep Up is an uptempo

track with one of their best choruses ever.

You can easily put your own interpretation to the song as the chorus makes it sound very

uplifting and positive, and if that's all you concentrate on then there you go.

Going a bit deeper into the lyrics on the verses will make you realize that there are

more to the song than what you will get on the first listening, at least for me who don't

have English as my native language.

Out of all the "love" songs Dark Lotus has made, She Was is my favorite.

All of the lotus members have different stories to tell in only a quick verse each, from Shaggy's

love story about his knife, to Blaze's love letter about his gun to the rest having morbid

verses about real girls.

Great verses from everyone involved, great chorus, dark beat, there is just nothing to

dislike about this song.

And at number two we got I Wanna Die off their first album.

Both this and the upcoming number one spot are as high as they are due to the eerie mood

both songs are able to deliver.

This is almost a beautiful song, in a creepy way, about coming to terms with what we are

all going to face someday - death.

This entire track just feels like Lotus as it's not a track I could see on any other

type of Psychopathic Records album than a Dark Lotus one.

And here we are with my favorite Dark Lotus song with The Walls off the Black Rain album.

Just like with I Wanna Die, The Walls has such a perfect mood to it that makes it perfect

for the Lotus members to deliver memorable verses over.

Everything on this track works perfectly and all of the artists deliver 100% on this track.

This is Dark Lotus at its best and a well deserving song to get the number one spot

of the best songs Dark Lotus has ever done.

So there you have it, my top ten songs from Dark Lotus.

Did you agree with this list, did you hate the list?

Whatever your thoughts are about it, I'd like to hear your opinion in the comment section

below.

And which of the four albums are your favorite one from Dark Lotus?

Let's try to keep things positive, even though this is Youtube, and celebrate one of the

best supergroups that the horrorcore genre likely will ever produce.

That's it from me today, if you enjoy horror and exploitation movies then feel free to

check out what I usually do, which is movie reviews.

Take care and much clown love.

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黑暗逃脫(dark escape) 好結局(good end) 堆屍通關 - Duration: 51:08.

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No bake Dark Chocolate Brownies/Brownie al cioccolato senza cottura ricetta facile - Duration: 4:50.

Hi everyone!

I hope you all had a great summer.

I am back with another sweet recipe and i'm going to show you how to make these delicious

brownies recipe that you can prepare and enjoy any time of day.

These brownies don't require baking, they are moist, super chocolatey and very easy

to prepare. and here are the ingredients we need:

150 grams / 5.3oz whole wheat graham crackers, broken into pieces

100 grams / 3.5oz dark chocolate chopped (70% cocoa content)

100 grams / 3.5oz walnuts 100 grams / 3.5oz plump dried apricots (to

plump the apricots, leave them to soak in hot water for

15 minutes minutes until plumped up, then drain.

150ml / 5 fl oz spelt milk or any other vegetable milk that you like

1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa 1 tablespoon granulated sugar, if you like

it sweeter, add 1 tablespoon more.

a pinch of salt 50 grams / 1.7oz chopped walnuts

Place the crackers and the walnuts in a food processor or a blender and pulse to a bread-crumb

consistency.

Add the apricots and pulse again until finely chopped and well combined.

At this point, the mixture should be slightly wet.

Now add the cocoa powder, sugar and salt, and pulse briefly again until everything is

blended.

Transfer the mixture to a bowl, add the chopped walnuts and mix until evenly distributed.

Set aside.

In a small saucepan over low heat, warm the milk, then remove from heat, add the chopped

chocolate and whisk until the chocolate has melted.

Once chocolate is melted pour it over the crumb mixture, mix everything together until

well combined and mixture comes together into a soft dough.

Using a spatula, scrape the mixture into the prepared pan and smooth the surface evenly.

Leave to set in the fridge until the mixture is firm for about 2-3 hours.

Cut the brownies into squares, sprinkle cocoa powder on top to decorate and your brownies

are ready and waiting for you to enjoy.

This is one of the easiest and most indulgent desserts I've ever made!

Don't hesitate to try this recipe; It's simply a winner!

Thank you for watching, I hope you enjoyed the video, please leave a '' like '', and

don't forget to subscribe! :-)

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