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You have Wade Wilson to thank for this.

(VANESSA GROANS)

Hey. Hey! Where'd she go?

Uh, I saw her head to the back.

Go get her, tiger.

(SOFTLY) Fuck. Fuck!

Motherfucker!

Wait, wait. Let's... Just...

Cock juggling...

We can talk about what we're gonna...

Jiminy! Fuck face!

Okay, or you can hit that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck! Fuck!

No, no. All right. Hey!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Hey, um...

Whoa! Whoa! Relax. Relax. Okay.

Okay. I think that's a good start.

Oh, I'm gonna rip his motherfucking...

(CELL PHONE RINGING) Wait.

Find it! Find it. What?

I'm gonna get angry. Okay. All right.

All right. Okay. All right.

Here. This is Vanessa.

What? No, wait. It's Francis.

He wants you to come to him.

What is that? That's the shit emoji.

You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes?

I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.

I need guns.

Okay, which ones?

I need all the guns!

All right. Okay.

(HEAVY METAL PLAYING)

That's about 3,000 rounds.

We all know what I can do with 12.

Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap!

We're downrange.

I was gonna spend the night

assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.

I told you, we're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje.

Get it through your head or get out of fuck town.

Shit. That's all the pieces in the house.

Nah, nah... Come on. Let's go. Cough it up.

Up, up, up.

Oh. Down, down, down.

Fuck you.

.45 cal. I like it.

Wade...

I'd go with you, but I don't want to.

Uh...

Listen, Al...

if I never see you again,

I want you to know that I love you very much.

And also, uh, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine

buried somewhere in the apartment...

right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.

You wanna get fucked up?

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Enough.

She's mine, so don't touch her.

You must be joking.

Why am I yours? I belong to me.

No one can own me.

These girls are with me, don't mess with them.

Let's go.

Look at that arrogant thing.

Stop walking around like a fucking cliche.

Am I easy to you?

No one believes me no matter how hard I try to explain.

I'll believe you!

Thank you...

For believing me.

In my dream, I saw the girl from across the street.

In my dream, the girl died.

In my dream, I hugged a man I've never seen.

He'll come into your life even if you don't want it.

All of your dreams come true, you know.

How can a dream... feel so real?

The future doesn't change!

Who'd believe me if I said I saw you in my dream?

Do you believe what this crazy person is saying?

I know I must sound totally crazy right now... but please hear me out.

Don't meet him today, and don't drive because it'll snow. Don't even go near cars!

I would never believe my words if I was you.

I really believe you saved me.

You dreamed about it, didn't you?

And your dreams kept becoming real.

How did you know that?

I have dreams too.