But welcome, my dears
to a new episode.
A new episode!
from our Dark Souls 3 series.
Like I said, today we're gonna continue
our adventure through the door in the back.
leading to IRITHEAL?!!!? of the Boreal Valley
A very cool area, with a superb atmosphere.
If you don't believe me, check it out!
I'm dizzy.
What an episode, my dears!
Light that bonfire!
and let's get to work.
Wow, great!
We've got a stray crocodile with digestion issues.
Amazing!
Wait, gonna hit back.
He hits!
Let me drink.
Let me drink, like always.
He bites!
Drink!
He bit me with his ribs!
Bleh...
Someone's got stomach issues.
You wanna play rough...
Okay, come here.
Come.
Buuuuut....
You're biting me with your ribs!
How he hits!
Come here.
Put him out of his misery.
tut tut tut tut
Look, how beautiful.
What a cool area, my dears.
The fortress! That's where we've started if you remember.
A while back.
Today, we're celebrating 11 episodes together, folks.
I got through,
I did it!
i got through cause I had the doll, cool.
Alright, a quick reset, now let's see what's here.
What I always tell you?
Always divert from main paths.
And you'll discover new things.
something like....
something like nothing!
Wait!
What the heck is that??
A ghost walking down the stairs?
Where is he going?
We need to go this way.
Yo, he got some damage.
Wait!
Let me hit too.
My turn, pal.
What's that sound??
...
...
What is that??
....
what the...
....
Ummm, but....
but I thought this area had a chill atmosphere...
apparently not.
Don't dude.
I will.
Told you I will.
Let's see.
Me!
So far, so good.
What's next?
Some malevolent spirits.
Let me put my axe through the spiritual you!
Oh man, he's nasty.
The one with the cross.
Ok, we need to rush him.
I think....
Dead, dead. Dead!
Dead!
Dedededededed.
Or maybe not?
Not today!
or today, apparently.
Get away!
leave, leave, leave!
Go!
You're gone! 1 inch of life left.
Come-
I got worried.
That so.
Really?
REALLY?!
Oh really? Seriously?
Those creatures...
No worries, folks.
Forgot an item here anyway.
No worries.
Alright, come here.
Come here, come come come.
I'm not looking, look.
not looking.
hehee!
Oh, another one.
Alright.
Come here.
Okay..... come.
He's too scared to attack me!
Dude, you've got a shield, don't be scared.
Look, I've got one as well!
Come.
Play nice.
Come.
Dude.
Com-
Coooome.
Meanwhile.
That's right. See?
He's got the balls.
See? Michael has the courage.
Julian.
That's right!
Now do exactly like him.
Ah, pretending I'm not here...
Take that.
U like my damage?
Give me your leggings.
Pontiff Leggings? Hang on.
These might be my size actually.
Hmmm
Nah... too tight for me.
They'll loosen up but...
Meanwhile.
Oh, so it's one hit. Cool.
One strike.
Wow, Daddy's got damage.
Yo!
The one with the cross, come here.
That's right.
Let's see you now.
Lovely.
That guy over there. Look.
Sure sure. Distracting me with items and stuff.
Who's next.
She got me!
She actually hit me.
Okay.
I need to rush straight at him and get him from behind.
Go!
Going in!
Gone, for good.
Such a beautiful area!
They saw me. I'm trapped!
Come here, who's first.
One down.
Oh, there were two.
Okay, cool.
Give me that shield.
you don't need a shield. You're DEAD!
You're dead, dumbass.
Wait! Is that a lizzard??
Did I see well?
Alright, so.
Who's making all the noise here?
....
Yo.
What's that???
....
Is it the fat woman?
That period of the month?
Which way..
Actually, there's only one way.
Of course, it's locked...
Wow, what a surprise.
What a shitty axe.
Can chop through armour but not a tree...
Very realistic.
What's happening here, ah!
He saw me!
He saw me landing on him, dumbass!
Was it you, playing with fire?
Oh, look at that.
Not today...
This might be the wrong way...
Let's go in the cathedral.
cause there's a Bonfire.
Eh, that's better!
much better.
Come here. What's that?
That's it?
Man, From Software love hiding things.
Hiding items just like that.
I mean, look.
Look at this.
Look where they lead you...
Look.
Ghost beggars, homeless ghosts.
Look at those feasting on a soul.
Let me hit!
nice try, pal.
Not working today.
Today, I'm being vigilant.
Today, I'm the vigilant Vigilante!
ummm...
What have we got here?
What have we got here boys?
Look at that!
Some ghost party.
Am I supposed to be here?
No!
Go, go go go!
You're gone!!
That's it.
That's it, boy.
Exactly.
Turn aroun- Woah, got scared!!
Woah!
Ayy, mamacita.
Whooh
Okay, got it.
I see how you wanna play.
oooh, that's how we do it then.
Spittin' and stuff eh?
ectoplasm
Okay.
okay, that's how you want it.
no!
Try again, sorry.
That's better.
Oops.
Wait.
But..
Ah, that's it!
Don't be greedy.
Don't be greedy!
How many of you, god dammit?
How many?
What the-!
Man, I'm more prone to heart attack.
Than curses.
I'm cursed to have a heart attack.
Telling me you're not attacking?
Look at you, so innocent.
Sure sure.
Right, who's next. Last one?
Come here.
Done.
That's it.
I can't burn the barrels? Mkay...
Change to torch.
Although, I don't like it.
I can't venture into the dark. Look at this...
Very well thought.
Take that, and continue running.
Dumbass!
So far, so good.
Here.
I don't think this is the right way...
She's coming.
no no no no. Go up. Come here.
materialize yourself!
How many of you, man.
What a surprise.
Shut the hell up!
ah, she got me!
She actually got me.
I'll be damn...
You wouldn't tell.
Fake wall? Nope.
Fake wall? Nope.
The question is, where is the shortcut?
Man, this is not it.
I don't like this area.
From what I remember, we don't wanna be here?
What?!
What the heck?!
Told you don't wanna be here.
Let's leave this for later, what the heck.
We can level up.
That's where I wanted to be.
She got me!
Hehe, you thought...
You thought I wasn't expecting that...
Like, you bate me with an item at the edge of a cliff
just like that? Like wow...
Let's see what's this item here?
What about this.
nothing.
Man, these guys hiding items again.
We actually missed an important shortcut.
You hit, and I hit back.
and everyone's happy.
Same for you.
You hit, and I hit ba-
Whaaaat?
As soon as you let your guard down, you're dead.
Alright.
Alright, my apologies.
Gonna show you something cool.
Something really cool.
Watch this.
What do you think?
You didn't expect that.
stop hitting dude, you know what's gonna happen.
...
Man, what's her problem???
Let's talk, dear. Come here.
You've awakened the whole village.
Come here.
Coooooooome heeeeeeere.
Done.
On behalf of all neighbours.
F***g hell...
This is the shortcut.
Learn some new moves, guys.
Said, me spamming a single button.
The sound of squeaky snow.
Yo momma is squeaky.
Keep running boy.
Past the witches.
Whatever, you can kill this one.
But that's it.
Okay, going in.
You're gone!
You're gone, I said!
When I said, you're gone, you're gone!
Alright, who's first?
Wait.
I said wait dude.
That's it.
We're playing nicely.
Go!
Such great views, dears.
Look, that's where we came.
What an amazing scenery.
Don't be fooled.
Look at that.
Over there.
over there.
Look.
Check this out.
That's right.
What the heck is that?
But I want one hit not two.
How did this Vanilla Eclair get here?
He ran away from the Church Mass.
See what happens if you upset God?
You Vanilla Eclair.
Oh, I'm looking forward to this...
See how peaceful this is?
Hear that!
Hear that!!!
Come here.
Come here.
Later.
or now?
No Make-up can fix her...
Wow, they're waking up.
Move bish, give me your soul.
If you even had one.
There they are.
I don't wanna know what happens if they get you.
At least, they wait for me to recover, cool.
This area was easier than I thought.
Trap?
No trap, we're doing well folks.
Look at this.
Ok, no one is eating on these tables.
Soup!
Gonna drink their soup, although I don't even need it.
But who's cooking tho?
those girls from the basement?
Stairs here as well....
Hang on.
There he is.
Thankfully, I played this before, or else.....
Okay, on the side.
Yo!
Come here.
What, what the....
My turn!
My turn.
I'm alive and you're not.
What about that idiot at the window?
He saw me!
He's got some hits eh?
no chance...
Yeah, yeah, keep shooting.
Play alone!
cause you're antisocial!
Is he still shooting?
Heh, straight at me!
Okay, come.
They bark bad news.
and bring misfortune!
Sure sure sure.
Definitely.
How many? Counting now.
Okay.
Come here!
Wait, I knew it!
Almost...
Wait! I'm only passing through.
Man, this area is very upset.
Very welcoming.
Rating 1 out of 5 on tripadvisor.
Gonna leave a bad review.
Ruining the atmosphere, bitches.
item!
Come here.
Give me that.
What?
Ah, such an idiot.
Did u see that?
Shitty damage...
Ah that's it? Alright.
Come here.
So many, eh?
Don't spam!
I'm spamming!
I think it went pretty well..
Ok, who's next?
What a shitty item.
What?!
What's that?
Ah I get it, dude!
I'm frostbitten, I broke a jar of frost.
Okay, okay.
Come on, more items.
Where am I?
I have no idea.
Hmm, I think, oh nevermind!
Dude, don't. Don't!
No!
Dude, this way.
Let me drink!
Let me drink and let me hit!
Thanks.
As if you don't know how I do it...
I block, I drink and that's it.
Take that.
He managed to hit eh?
This is the Boss, can't be bothered at the moment.
I'm not in the zone yet.
Besides, I haven't got the shortcut yet.
As soon as we find it, we go.
Okay, this way.
Ah!
Not good.
Not good at all!
I actually like these to be honest.
Shortcut, shortcut my dears!
Hey, I haven't spoken nasally in a while!
Got a bit rusty.. Oh look!
No, or yes?
This way, the upper path.
That's it, boy.
Now I can try the Boss anytime.
Shortcut is open now.
Easy, ok let's go to the Boss.
It is what it is.
But we know what it is.
Always end up with me winning after several attempts.
No, nononooononoonno.
Don't hit me, I won't bother you.
What are you doing, m8?
He's gonna hit me.
Great damage.
Take that, through the fog, dumbass.
Alright, we're late for the ceremony.
He's gonna be so pissed that I'm not taking my helmet off.
Watch this.
Very slippery floors.
Come here.
What are you lighting up there, pal?
Show me, come on.
Okay, you've got some damage.
Delayed animation, I get it.
Where are you?
No!
Don't!
Nonono.
Did I die?
I am dead?!?!
I'm dead, and he's alive?!?
Me dead, he alive?
Me, he?
He-Me?
Ok pal, I'm back, come here.
That's it.
I wanted to play nicely but...
Let me hit!
Let me drink!
Dumbass, not letting me drink.
Sulyvhan the Pontiff
Drink! That's it.
I'm doing damage.
I wanted to dodge and drink.
But I can't see shit.
Camera's against me!
Let me drink.
Stop casting.
Can't see.
Can't see.
CAN'T SEE!
Can't see!!!
Ah I get it, two on one.
Okay let's do this.
Do you realize I won, dumbass?
Now, it's MY church, darlings
This is where I light my Bonfire, watch.
This is it for today and I'll see you next time.
To a new episode of Dark Souls 3. Thank you so much for watching.
Thanks for watching me spamming one hit against Pontiff Sulyvhan.
as usual....
Kisses, and take care. See ya!
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