Why is he yelling?
Oy, is that a hand?
What- "Hand it over"
"Handful of hand, Second Hand"
So tempted to smack them, let's go.
Assessing the falling distance a bit.
Meh, not worth it.
Food delivery for them.
30 Subscribers, my dears!
All of you, a community of cool people
sharing the same shitty humor like mine.
Thank you so much for subscribing, folks.
for liking, sharing with your grandparents and ancestors.
and to many exciting episodes to come.
For your delight and interest
to this Channel.
Thank you all, again and let's collect some souls!
Today, my dears, we're venturing into the
Irithyl Dungeon
Mm it's gonna be great!
Wanted to show you how I found the Bonfire.
So, that's the bridge we came from.
that's where that crocodoggie was.
I can't find my words today, folks.
Must be because of the excitement and happiness
of reaching 30 subscribers! How cool!
Look, gonna show you something
These witches, where are you running?
Running away from me?
I think it's a trap!
There he is!
He dodged! He dodged!
Told you
it was a setup for me.
No, ah I can't be bothered.
Actually it's not that bad.
No immolation for you
give me your souls!
These are our last daylight and scenery moments.
Unfortunately, we're going in the basement...
Where it won't be as nice!
So, folks.
Do your last Instagram shots.
So, this is the next bonfire.
item!
It's a trap?
What the f**k
Uh Mamacita, I just sh** my pants.
Who's yelling?
Hang on, I'm startled.
Who left the iron on?
She saw me!
she's holding the Anarchy symbol.
or she's a hippie! Don't know what to do.
Nothing, just jump her.
Give me that iron.
I can iron my own shirts, thanks.
Cow!
Item.
Item, door, this is not good! Whoop!
Much better.
I've never fetlsd-
I've never felt so safe inside a cell.
i'm confused, folks.
This is not good.
Why is he yelling?
I'm down.
From here onwards, God bless.
Nope!
Ain't going there.
Going her- Oh it's locked!
It's locked...
What awaits me here, folks?
Guys, this is not good at all.
Look at them.
What's happening here...
Ah
But I didn't want to open it!
He hit me!
Hand me that maggot collection of yours.
I've got a torch, to get rid of the maggots.
I've washed off my maggot sins.
He's getting up!
I'm trusting no dead.
Never trust a dead person, folks.
Especially an undead dead person.
The stairs! Gonna take the stairs.
Go!
Go, that's it!
Where did they go? Come here!
No, I missed!
Got em. Man what an area.
Oy, on your feet!
They're all chipping health.
I want in! it's locked!
Locked everywhere, folks. Can't be!
Door!
Locked everywhere.
Let's be smart about this, folks.
Shut up, gonna put you out of your misery.
Headshot!
She thought it came from behind her?
Right next to the wall?
She's coming!
I keep missing today.
She's ironing me!
How much life have you got, boy?
Girl!
Those longjohns, she's cold eh?
Carrying the heat, yet wearing longjohns.
Who's making all the noise?
Was it you?
It was you buoy.
Woah.
I don't like this, can't see s**t.
What the heck is that on the wall??
Oy, are you attacking me?
Should I smack him?
Should I break his skull? Here you go.
I've put you out of your ugliness.
You're not the ugliest on the planet anymore cause you're dead.
Ah, I see.
Aaaahhhhhh
I see......
This way, I think.
Pffft..
Nothing.
Oy! How many of them??
Don't feel like it.
Later.
Oy!
Hope you're not setting me up.
Pretending we're dead, asleep and stuff.
What the feck....
Oy boy, baby boy.
If I could edit this bit out, that'd be great.
I don't want to! I'm confused!
Let's see.
What u gonna do...
What u gonn'do. U gonn'die.
He was hiding something...
Or not.
Mkay..
You're gone! Take the stairs.
3,2,1 GO!
God almighty, saint Mary!
Are they following me?
The calmer I am....
the better I'm handling this...
Actually, let's get them.
Did I hit her?
Come here!
Come here and iron my shirt.
No!
She's got some damage!
But mine is bigger!
She's burned out!
I said, I'm going this way.
Should I jump, or not?
Let's take the door actually.
Hang on, wrong way.
Excuse me.
It's opening!
Wow!
THE KEY!
What have we got here?
We've got some criminals!
Okay, hit me now!
The criminal is coming! THEFT!
How many of you??
Ah, one hit!
One hit, my dears.
Who's next?
Swing and get the f**k outta here.
Good luck with that crossbow.
That's all, folks. easy.
How easy!
Oy! This room
is kinda big. Just right for a Mimic.
Mimic Room my dears.
Alright, pal. We know what's this.
There you go.
He got me!
No stress at all.
Give me that.
I want a Bonfire.
Oh God dammit. How many of you.
How many??
How many??
Alright, My turn!
I've got some damage, eh?
One at a time.
How many of you, thieves???
Life thieves!
and some archers.
Okay.
Let me drink!!
U know the drill.
He missed, he's reloading.
wait, where u going?
Where u going pal?
Roar.
Go and roar yo momma!
Should I try and jump down?
Need to see where yo run as soon as I land.
maybe inside that hole.
How high is it tho?
Is this lower? Nope.
Hold on.
Assessing the height here.
Nah, not worth it.
Food delivery for them!
"We deliver corpses"
...
What's that sound?
What was that, my dears?
Did u hear that?
hcrrrrrrrr....
Look.
U know the chain trick. We can safely open this.
Exactly.
Whereas THIS One. Check this out.
How easy!
So, here...
We've got a situation...
I can't be bothered fighting these guys.
What'd he do??
Oy, what a contortionist dumbass.
There u go!
Contortionist in the afterlife.
Yo momma is a contortionist.
Oy, I need an entrance somewhere. Right there!
Ready!
Let's do this.
Uuh Mamacita, God help me.
*My bodys ready, my hearts on fire*
*Im gonna push it over the wire*
How many of you??
*Perfect timing, tight as a drum,*
*final battle's already won*
Come on, Ricky.
*I'm taking hold of every moment*
*Given strength by the breath of life*
*I'm gonna stake my claim*
*I FIGHT TO SURVIVE*
* Kumite, Kumite*
* Kumite, Kumite*
* Kumite, Kumite*
* Kumite, Kumite*
I'm planning to
To do small hits and run.
Dude, it's only a dream.
*You can't touch this*
*You can't touch this*
*You can't touch this*
*You can't touch this*
*My-my-my-my*
*And I'm known as such*
*And this is a beat uh u can't touch*
*I told you homeboy*
*You can't touch this*
*Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know*
*You can't touch this*
This is your moment!
He fell on me, I got hiiiiiiiiiiiim.
what have you got here, Titanite shard.
Whatever.
Let's approach, the ironers club.
Did she see me?
What's this shenannigans?
Undeveloped fetuses!
Come here.
Someone vomited here.
Smells like sour milk and piss.
Pee pee, sorry.
Smells like pee pee.
What the f**k.
Really?
One at a time. How many of you?
Give me what u got.
Resin.
How many? One,
two, three!
They didn't see me.
i knew it.
So tempted to smdskd-
so tempted to smack them.
She's coming!
No!
I'll hit back!
The Dress!
I've torn your dress, with my axe.....
No more rats, my dears....
How many? One at a time.
Ricky!
Michael!
Radoo.
Alright.
All of u!
Ricky the Rat.
Where did u come from?
Here?
What have you got for me?
Ramona!
Ramona the Rodent.
What have u got?
Give me a shortcut please.
Yassssssssss!
Shortcut my dears!!
NOPE?!
Actually it's not a shortcut!
Do you realize, I've been wondering around.
for hours and still not shortcut!
If I die, I think that's it for today.
Gonna edit everything out!
Wait!
Saw something.
What's this?
Okay.
Bonfire, please!
Hmmm, I'm not falling for that.
Whoop! We've got our shortcut finally!
Shortcut!
Yassss
Heheheeeeee
Someone's got a shortcut.
Go!
Keep running!
Goo!
You're gone!
Gone, boy, look for a bonfire.
This looks like a place for Bonfire, where is it?
Stairs!
Give me that!
Bonfire please!
I remember, there should be a Bonfire here.
Eh, that's more like it, my dears!
He he he.
What a shitty area, folks.
Whatever.
Go play alone.
Gotcha!
where were you going?
Where u going?
Pal...
There's another one!
Look, they're waiting for me!
He's getting away.
hehe heeeeeeeeee buoy.
What a shitty area, my dears.
Whoop!
But first, let's go this way.
Let's see what's here first.
Don't forget what I told you.
Always divert!
Whoop
ummm
Ummm
You hit, I hit back. I see.
I drink, and you hit.
Gotcha, dumbass.
What have you got?
I made it!
How cool.
RING!
Was it worth it?
Wanted to go here.
There was a thing here.
What the heck is that??
Let's get him!
Wake up!
Oy, is that a hand?!??!
wait what? "Hand it over"
"Hands down" "Second hand"
Oy
Wow.
F**k me.
I don't know what u are. But you are dead!
Great, he was full of sh**.
A handful of sh**
Let's get this one too, why not.
I missed.
He hit!
He got me!
He grabbed me!
He grabbed my axe with his teeth!
Hmm, not really worth these risks eh?
I mean, look.
Toxic, great.
Door!
Heavy door!
leading to......
Let's see.
No!
No!
Ow no!
God dammit.
Get the item, and run!
Wow
Get his fingers!
God dammit.
Oy!
One down!
He almost got me!
This is where I die, folks.
Is this where it ends?
Dying here, in this shitty room?
With a handful of hands?!
Come on.
Handyman
nice one.
Wait, has he got hands as well?!!
Chop their fingers!!
Got him!
Don't get greedy!
Hehehehe
Got 'em
Give me that sh** pie.
I don''t know if you're aware how difficult this was....
Were u leading to, I wonder.
Wow
What awaits me, look.
Looks clear.
Let's go then.
They're firing at me.
You run!
Run boy, or else you won't live another day.
Phew.
I made it.
I made it!
Oy, come here.
Over here, come.
Take that.
Oh, hitting back.
I see.
Woah!
Playing hard, literally.
Oy, what's happening here?
Not good.
So easy.
How easy are you to kill.
Hoooow eaasy.
I'd rather fight you, to be honest.
Than your fellow ironers.
Maybe he won't hear me.
He got me!
My turn!
heheeee
That's some determination!
Ambition!
Alright, was it you firing at me?
From afar.
Sisters.
What's this? The flame communion?
What's happening here?
Over here, hun.
Follow my axe.
Soon, we're gonna visit a dear character from our story.
He's in the intro video.
and that's Yhorm The Giant!
That guy, waking up from the grave, that hoodie without a face or something.
So, all I need to do is to, unequip my sword.
Perhaps the shield too?
God help me!
We need to run and quickly grab his sword!
Go!
Move!
Get the sword!
Where is it?!Where??
There it is!
There it is!!
So, something like that.
That's it!
That's it, dude!
Man, he hits!
And I've got time to drink!
Oy, Daddy boy!
Hit him!
Straight in the face!
Get up!
And take that!
Last one!
No!
No!!
GOTCH- NO!
Ha ha ha ha!
How easy!
Unkindled one.
The fire fades,
and awaits its one last Lord.
Wait!
Don't take me away from here yet!
Wait! I need to get my riches!
Look at that beautiful teapot!
Gonna go back and get it!
I said!
Whoop, what happened to grandma?
If I talk to her, it's gonna trigger the cutscene for the next boss
We won't do that just yet.
Oh god, such an intense episode today.
Thank god, he's down. We got his sword, his riches, his teapots.
All his decorative stuff, such a messy room, look.
We're gonna leave this shitty area.
to a way better place.
Thanks so much for watching.
and I'll see you next time!
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