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Now that you are ambassadors of my Father's kingdom,

you have thereby become a class of men separate and distinct

from all other men on earth.

You are not now as men among men

but as the enlightened citizens of another country

among the ignorant creatures of this dark world.

A heavenly country.

I say to you: love your enemies,

do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you,

and pray for those who despitefully use you.

And whatsoever you believe that I would do to men,

do you also to them.

Jesus! Jesus!

- What is it, Jacob? - Oh, Jesus, a terrible tragedy!

My son Lazarus is dead!

Do not worry, Jacob. Lazarus is not dead,

he has fallen asleep but I will wake him up.

No, Master. He's been dead for a day.

You man of little faith!

Did I not tell you that if you believed you would see the work of God?

I am the resurrection and the life.

Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live.

Judas, my friend! Follow me.

Follow me, everyone! And you shall witness our Lord's miracle.

Calm down, woman. Lazarus shall resurrect.

Sarah, Jesus has come to bring our son back to life.

Lazarus, rise up and walk!

- Praise Jesus! - Hooray! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

He did it! Our son is alive! He did it!

Praise Jesus!

Jesus, you have done a miracle! Thank God!

Judas, let's get out of here! Fast!

Oh, my God! Run!

Come on!

You had to show off. Always wanting to be the center of attention!

"Rise up and walk. Rise up and walk."

Hey, I'd never tried this before.

It's natural I didn't get it right the first time.

Oh, my God! Pharisean zombies!

Roman zombies!

Cowboy zombies!

Yes, Jesus. Now what are you going to do?

Run!

We've go to get out of here!

I don't understand what went wrong!

We're all going to die! I'll never get out of here alive!

I should have listened to Elena

and marry her instead of running to the mountains like an idiot, damn it!

Pull yourself together, Judas. All we need to do is keep calm

- and we'll find a way out. - But what have we done to these people?

We've turned them into monsters! They are all damned!

Don't you worry.

As long as we stay together, everything is going to be fine.

Just do as I say and I promise you'll live many years.

Judas?

Judas, where are you?

Oh, Judas!

Why did you do it?

I would have never let them hurt you.

My loyal friend.

This time I'll do it right!

I did it, Father!

I did it! I brought him back to human life!

This time I brought him back to human life I have finally done the miracle.

Judas! Judas?

My friend, you're safe at last.

Nazarethian!

Your glory days are over.

Judas, do you have something I can use as a weapon?

I only have a fish.

- Only have a fish as a weapon? - Not a fish.

It's two!

I don't care how many fishes you have, you're gonna die.

Bastard!

Judas!

Let's get them!

Judas!

So you like to bite, huh? Then you'll love the piranha.

God! This is horrible! Sorry!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

For pity's sake,

alms for this poor blind leper.

In the end... we didn't evangelize anyone.

At least we sent a great number of souls to the Kingdom of Heaven.

For more infomation >> FIST OF JESUS / JEŽÍŠOVA PĚST (2012) FULL FILM | PLANET DARK - Duration: 15:06.

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Dark Souls remastered: part 28~Ornstein and Smough (Unintentional Xmas special) - Duration: 32:25.

Hi there, good afternoon. How are you doing?

well, afternoon, morning or night, depending on when you're watching this

we're going to continue with this playthrough

Dark Souls

and again...

the audio wants to stop working properly

anyway

btw, how's the weapon? It's got all its durability, great

sometimes de ps4 controller is so weird

it doesn't fit my hands

is this going to get here any time soon?

perfect

it's been a really long time since I last played, like a whole month

since I last recorded

and I think that

the boss is the only thing remaining here

if I don't remember it wrong

but there was a bit of a problem. There were two

the screen is too close, I don't like it

better now

there are two fuckers

that wouldn't let us move freely on the ground floor

cause both would come

so let's try to kill them

the stamina takes a really long time to recover, doesn't it?

yeah,there was a shield that

improved that

this one

but what I don't like is that it doesn't absorb all of the physical damage

I guess it will be useful for some enemies

these are in the way as well

but for others it won't. Let's see if I remember how to play

it looks like I don't

this guys are really big

don't go away

holy shit

well

one of those assholes is trying to get through that small door. But you don't fit in!

let's see what he does...

off you go. The screen is still too close

this way I don't see the health bar and all

and the stamina, you gotta pay attention or you won't be able to attack

my question is: will both come or can I fight them separately?

motherfucker! Let's see if by insulting him...

good, the other one isn't coming

let's take care of him here

it looks like we can pull that off

we got him, it's more than we could do the other time. What is that?

he farted, it's a magical fart

since you can't hit them too many times, it looks like the charged attack is convenient

well, let's keep eating blows

it's a free buffet

so let's keep eating

oh, he healed himself, dammit

it looks like these are sorcerers or something

fuck

Couldn't reach

I don't know how I'm still alive

well, once again

yea, gulp some of that

we're taking too many chances

if I have to kill these everytime

this boss is gonna be fun

yeah, like I'm letting you heal yourself

asshole. Well, he did it, didn't he?

I had stamina, dammit

finally

3000 souls

and a chunk of titanite

3000 souls

they're tough

fuck, trouble in paradise

there's an archer, and I don't know where

I don't know where the arrows are coming from

it looks like we're safe here

fuck, we're not

it looks like the archer calmed down. Yet this lad won't come any closer

he only cares about his spot. The rest, it can burn down for all he cares

hey, you! Can't you see I'm here?

come on, your move, buddy

I'm here, hi?

come here, come here

here

god damn you're annoying

you asshole, yeah, heal yourself

fuck

but roll away from him, you idiot

don't ever listen to me

these guys are really annoying

and his health bar is back in action again

thank you so much for that

thanks, Sara

my god

this one didn't drop. 9000 souls in a moment

and almost 12 minutes

come on buddy

whatever you want you can have

my setup is kinda weird today

I'm not confortable and I don't like that

especially since we're gonna take on a boss with 11K souls

I guess...

a high ceiling, that's all

I guess we should also drink from the very beginning, cause I don't know

are the humanities equipped? They were useful last time

yeah, they're closer to the bottom

well... let's do it, right?

here we come

no, audio, dammit

wow, it's freaking huge

oh, and he brought a friend of his

this is fine, double boss, hell yeah

wow my stamina

watch out, watch out, fuck fuck, my health

fuck fuck fuck

hehehe, the pillar ceased to exist

fuck, he's right here

it's not like we do much damage anyway

yeah, dodge it

I think that the best strategy against a double boss is to focus on one of them. If you go for both at the same time...

let's try to go for little touches

good thing we have a lot of stamina thanks to the ring

let's take it nice and easy

it's reasonable

wow i that had hit me...

target this one now, fuck, not the wall

not from behind

this bloody fatty, he's making it hard

wow, and they're electric

this is a problem, cause my shield is terrible against it

ahh, dammit

not again

where's the other one? alright

what a hit, hohoho

he swept the floor with my ass

This doesn't look so good

drink some of that

what just happened?

it happens sometimes

goddammit

I'm missing every charged attack, he is quick as a bolt

and again

yeah, don't ever stop

now we did it, huh?

oh, we got hit as well

it's a freaking epic battle

although I'm gonna be the one to drop dead for sure, I only have four estus flasks

they want to turn me into mashed potatoes

the only pillar you haven't smashed... oh, I guess you can't

it's glued to the wall

yeah, c'mere

I'mma destroy your ass

no we didn't

watch out, the other one's there

I guess the big one will have more health

that's why I'm focusing on the small one, to see if we can get rid of him soon

my god

he's a freaking arrow

I nearly lowered the shield

Like against quelaag. It was my fault, apparently

I saw the repetition, I checked the VAR

and it was indeed

I was furious

I had lowered it a millisecond before that

the death with the fire explosion

after using humanities and all

I'm so stupid

I don't know how I didn't get hit there

I'm so nervous

and so calmed as well

it looks so impossible to me, that I am calmed

fucking hell, that was my undoing

where's the other one?

good thing I took a look

bloody hell, they follow you around

woah, I'm so dead

let's try to drink

we are so done

drink

I don't know if we should use these or wait for the second round

it's not like I started with all the flasks, I only had 8 (7 actually)

but I don't feel like I'm performing badly, so I don't want to start over

if I can try to keep going

wow, behind me

I don't want to get my eyes off you

I'm really tense

attack me

we're almost done with this one

just one more hit

just one more

we're one hit away from death ourselves

humanity

I don't know if it'll be used. He's dying!

cutscene

now it's 1 vs 1

damn, now he's electric as well

he's even stronger, bad news

where is he?

I have a bad piece of news

they want to rape me

an electric fatty

that wants to end me

we have already drained one portion

is he faster now? or is it just me?

it's not too agile, anyway

but I think he is indeed

get the leg, yeah

two portions, three

no, you asshole

god, what was that? I wanna take no chances, look

I don't know why I did it, bad idea

on a second thought

no, area attack no

come on, half his health

no, it's the area attack

humanity

get out of there

those who beat the game without getting hit, how exactly do they do it?

little question there

it's possible

I can feel it. Dammit, mistake

fuck, he sent me to Narnia

try a normal attack for once

it's possible everyone

no, it's not

always humanity

come on, spam R1!

there we go!

please tell me it's all been recorded

it is, great

50000 like that

I don't know if you can see the tremor

I'm shaking

around 14 minutes, cause at the 12th we were with the sentinel

there's an elevator

there's a lift. Should we go up?

with both our balls

fucking hell, that was too much. I'm not gonna remove these just in case

way too much

I've aged 30 years

my god

there's a dead body here

an armor

is it good?

18, 10, 11, 7...

it's light, really light

but even if that's the case, 0.3 more here, and it's better

it doesn't look like a big deal

but there it is

but wait

this is Lautrec's

maybe that corpse is Lautrec

but we killed him, I don't know why he would pop up there

ah, the elevator... Oh!

bonfire of my life...

bonfire of my life...

our health bar is really nice

we have a ring that enhances it, he have a nice endurance level

I think that dexterity

so we deal more damage

and that's how you use 60000 souls in an instant

a door that needs no key

there's someone in here

friend or foe?

I can't target

hi, hi, hello

I kneel

Thanks to the Lordvessel, you may now warp between bonfires

Lordvessel

great

Covenant? I'm with the cat covenant now

that stops people from attacking me, so no thanks

could we learn a gesture?

shut it dammit

no, just to talk

that was nice

so now we can warp between bonfires. It's true, she wasn't joking

sunligt altar. What is that?

I've been to no place with such name

let's go to the "shriny"

"shriny"

fantastic

greataxe

that's something I've been wanting to check out. Cause we went here after ringing one bell...

It doesn't look hostile

if it was I'd be dead by now

It's in a pit, it doesn't look like we can...

get close without falling

let's see what's up

yeah, he's talkative

looks like it

seems like they want it really bad

what's it doing?

is this supposed to happen?

all right

here, right?

yo, it's tiny, huh?

He has Hermione's bag

something changed there

it looks like a gate

here as well

that's three

three gates opened

offer souls to the vessel

there are no lord souls

btw

covenant? with whom?

so what is it you want?

Those were in the opening cutscene

Nito, Izalith, and someone else... Seath

they did appear

so my guess is they're gonna be tough as fuck

cause if they showed up there

and you gotta fight them later, well...

they're not gonna be easy to kill. Not at all

Deaths: 19 Lost souls: 1405

For more infomation >> Dark Souls remastered: part 28~Ornstein and Smough (Unintentional Xmas special) - Duration: 32:25.

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Shadows Of The Dark | A short animation - Duration: 0:26.

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