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So, how are we gonna say [it], are we just gonna go 'annyeong'?

We're gonna be like...

Hello.

Oi.

Got to make a good first impression.

What is that?

-Okay, okay. -That's not what we're doing.

So we are Oi!

More specifically... -Two. Two oi. -Two oi. D-du...

What's the other one? 'Du-gae oi'?

-I'm surprised you remember that. -I remembered that.

Yay. So basically we're cucumbers. Two cucumbers.

Explain the concept of this channel, Tyler.

-Me?

-Yeah

-Why me?

-I don't know why you're being so quiet. 'Cause usually she's the more social one.

Sorry, this is our first video so we're kind of awkward, but, okay. Basically, this channel is gonna be langua--eh. Lang...

Can't even speak English. Language learning.

Yeah.

She knows, like, Korean--you've been studying for like almost two years, right? Self-taught, but now she's taking a class at school.

-One class.

-Yeah. One class. And I don't know any [Korean]. I know like a few basic phrases

I've picked up over watching dramas, listening to music, and all that. But, basically she's gonna be teaching me.

That's how this channel is gonna function.

And, eventually, I feel like we're gonna do Chinese 'cause I really want to learn Chinese. Just because it's, like, really hard.

I know it's really hard, but that makes it more fun! -And I'm learning Chinese right now. So... -Yeah.

-I'll teach

my 'hyung' (older brother).

-'Ahjeossi.' (middle aged man)

-Basically, we're going to be doing...is

testing how much Korean she knows. -Already.

-Based on what she's heard from me and seen in TV shows. -But we were trying to do a good game for this but we're

doing this last-minute. Like, we have ten minutes to film this thing.

-How should we do this? -I don't know. Should I just try to list them off? -Yeah, list off what you know.

Okay, wait, no, I'll ask you a couple. 'Kay, first of all, what is 'gae'?

-Dog.

-What is 'goyangi'?

-'Goyangi'? Cat.

-What is...?

-'Horangi'. Tiger.

-'Horangi.' Yes... Um, 'gangaji'.

-'Gangaji' is puppy.

'Gangajileul meoggo shipeo' (I want to eat a puppy). I know that much.

-'Gangajileul meoggo shipeo'.

-I--and then the other one--'cause I ask her really weird phrases all the time, so it's like 'gangajilleul meoggo shipeo'.

Um, sorry if that offends anyone. Not intended.

-Yes it is intended.

-'An oneul akma-ssi'. I said that so ugly. 'An oneul akma-ssi'.

-Oh, is that the one about Satan?. -Yeah. 'An oneul akma'

but I say 'akma-ssi' 'cause it's funnier.

-Not today Satan.

I don't even remember that one. I don't know how she remembers.

Like, why would I memorize the word for 'Satan'.

-Because it's funny./-But she knows it.

-'Ahjeossi'. 'Ahjumma'. 'Bap'. (Middle aged man, middle aged woman, rice)

-'Bap.'

-'Kimchi'. -'Bapleul meogo shipeo.'

-Uhhh. -What does that mean? -Huh?

-'Bapleul meogo shipeo'.

-I want to eat some rice. I want to eat food.

-OKEHY!

-'Isseo'? (there is/to have)

- I don't know. 'Eobseo'! 'Shipeo'! (there is not/don't have, I want) -'Eobseo'. What does 'eobseo' mean?

I don't know, like, n-no. It doesn't mean that. It means, like, um, 'don't want it'. 'No'. -No.

-*BEEP*. -That's not what it means. -*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*. -*BEEEEP*

-These are cuss words in Korean.

-Oo, oo, oo. *BEEP*

-You gotta bleep that out.

-'Shibpal' (18). 'Il', 'yi', 'sam', 'sa', 'oh', 'yook', 'chil', 'pal', 'gu', 'shib' (1-10).

-What is 'shibpal'? x3 -I wanna say it's 'eighteen'.

-What is 'shiNpal'? -Shoe?

-Yeah. -Okay.

-'Haek noh jaem'? -You don't got no jams, sir. -'Haek noh jaem'.

-'Noh', 'na', 'naega'. (You, I, me)

-'Uli (we)'. -'Uli', I know that one.

-'Uli'. -Oo, 'sarangi' (I <3 u).

They were already broke before you did that.

-'Shiro'.

-'Shirooo.' I don't want that. Oo! 'Molla'. 'Mul'. (IDK, water)

-'Moleugesseo'. -'Moleugesseo'.

'Anya', 'ne', 'anyo', 'ani'. (No, yes, no, no)

-'Anyo', 'ani', 'anya', 'ne', 'ye', 'eo'. (No, yes, okay)

'Na', 'noh', 'jeohee', 'uli'.

You don't know 'jeohee', do you? That means 'us' but like humble. -No, I don't know that.

-'Gei'. x2 -Oh, great. Can you turn that off?

-NEEEEE.

-Oh, 'namja'. 'Gei, gei namja'. (Gay, man)

-'Naya'. (I am) x3 'Gei namja'.

-'Pabo'. (fool)

-'Jwi, jwi'.

-'Jwi'? -'Jwi'. -'Jwi'! Rat. 'Noh jwi'.

How do you say 'lame' in Korean?

-'Haek noh jaem'.

-'Pabo'. x3

-'Jaemi eobta'. (Not interesting)

'Noh jaem.'

'HAEK noh jaem'.

'Haek' is short for nuclear, so nuclearly no 'jaem'.

-Aw, man. That sucks. -Yeah. This would go with this video 'haek noh jaem'.

-What's 'awkward'? -'Eosaekae'.

-'Cause we're awkward.

I'm trying to think of--because I know more words than that. That's just what I say all the time. -'Igeot'.

-'Eosaekae'. -Oh, 'ip' (lips). -That was really mean. I said 'This thing.'

-'Ahjeossi'. -'I hyung'.

-Oh, 'hyung', 'oppa', dongsaeng'. (hyung=older brother said by a guy, oppa=older brother said by a girl, younger sibling)

I can't [think of it], uh, 'seonsaengnim'. (teacher)

'Jaka'. 'Jakanim.' Um.

-Oh, writer? -Yeah.

I was like, 'Well, how do you know that?' How do you know that? -Because I watch way too many dramas. Ummm.

-'Bujangnim'? -Oh, I'm NOT a Koreaboo. Just getting that out there.

-Okay! -She is proud to be American. Love Trump. -'Migook' (America). -Obama. -Noo, but 'migook...saram' (American).

-American-EE-AY-YO. -Teacher-NIM.

-Awkward-EE-AY-OH.

-Oh. Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

-'Geunde'? -KEUN. Yeah. 'Keunde' (but).

-'Keulaetguna'. -But do you know what 'keunde' means? -No. -Yeah, you know the words but you don't know what it means.

-Oh, 'keulaetguna'. -'Keulaetguna' (ah, I see). What does 'keulaetguna' mean?

-Like, 'I know'. 'I understand'. -No.

-Oh, wait. Did I say 'oppa' yet? -Yeah, you did. -Oh. -That's her favorite one. 'Oppa'! -NO, it's not.

-She sees some random man walking down the street; she's like 'Oppaaa'.

-You go 'apa' (ow/it hurt, or sick). Like: *smack* 'APA'.

-'Apa'. D':

-'Abeoji' (dad). 'Ima'.

-'Abeonim' (father). -No, that's not 'ima', that's Hebrew. Darn it.

'Eomma' (mom). 'Abeoji'.

Homa-h-homa-hamani? -'Halmoni'. -'Halmoni' (grandmother).

-'Halabeoji'. -Grandfather.

I just--oh! 'Mwo', 'wae', waeyo'. (what, why, why) -'Mwolago' x2. -See, I know some honorifics. Not really.

-'Waeyo'. Yeah, gotta add that YO.

-Oh, 'geureom'. That's like 'then', right? They always say that the dramas, they're like, 'Geureom'.

-'Geurom', yeah. ...'Gwaenchaneuseyo'? (Are you okay?)

-'Apaaaaaaa'.

Fighting x3 (good luck, but with variation of pronunciation w/o 'F')

-That's Konglish. Konglish don't count.

-'Pija'. 'Chija'? (Pizza)

Ch-cheezuh? Ch-chija? (trying to say cheese)

-'Chijeu'. -'Chijeu'? -'Chijeu'.

-You don't think--they're gonna think I beat you up 'cause I've hit you in the forehead like three times.

It's okay. Oh-oo-oo-oo. 'Gyelan'. (egg) -'Gyelan'. -'Gyelan'.

How do you say librarian?

Because you look like--*chokes*. You look like a librarian.

-I don't know... 'T-Toseogwan' is library.

-She is useless at Korean. She doesn't know the word for library./-When would I say librarian?

-Why are you getting so close to the camera? -They don't want to see that. -BeCCCCCause.

-Camera? x2 -'Cahmehra'.

-Oo-oo. 'Wanja'. -'Wanja'?

-Princeu.

-'Wangja' x2 -'Kopi', 'bi', 'kapi'. (nose bleed, rain, ?)

-'Kapi'? -'Kapi'? -'Kapi', what is 'kapi'?

-Isn't it like coffee? 'Keopi'. -That's 'keopi'. -'Keopi' and then 'KO-PI'.

-'Ddam'.

Ready for [this]? 'Pi'. x2 -'Pi'. Blood. -'Ddam'.

'Nun mul'.

-Ooo, wait. 'Nun mul'.

Tears. -'Pi, ddam'...? -'Nun mul'.

-'Ddam'.

-It's, um, sweat.

-Seelskjwenkw(??) -[For] all you...

'Bangtanseonyeondan paen' (BTS fans) out there.

This is the most boring thing ever. This will be, like, two minutes once you just--once you just keep the parts of you hitting me.

-Oh! 'Yeppeo'. 'Yeobo'. (pretty, honey=as in what you call your spouse)

-'Noona neomu yeppeoooo, michyeoooo'. (Older sister you're so pretty, I'm going crazy)

-'Michyeosseo!' (crazy) -Replay, re...

-'Aigoo'. (ugh/darn) *BEEP* What's the other?

*BEEP* is also cussing. You should cut that out.

-'Annyeongggg'.

-Bye. I don't know how to end this. 'Unnyeong(?)'. P--. How do you say 'peace out'?

-Peesssseu outeu. -Peace out.

Someone's gonna get really offended. Don't be offended. Don't be that person.

-No, the Koreans like Konglish.-No, I'm just saying, some are gonna be like

'You're being raaaaacissssst.'

-That's how it works. That's how they actually do it. We're not racists.

-'Oi' out! x2 -'Insa deulugessseumnidaaa'! (I'll say goodbye)

-SET!

'Oi outeu'.

-How do you say 'out' in Korean? Like 'goodbye' out? Like 'peace out, homies'? -'Ga', like 'I'm going'?

-OH! 'Ga'. 'Gaja'. (go, let's go)

-This is the end of the video and you're adding more words? -I know.

-Galgeeeeyoooo. (I'll go) -Oh, cha!

What's up?

That's like tea and car, right? -Oh, I was doing the 'cha, wassuuuup, aheuntkhtdkytd--'

-Video.

-'Geut'!

Ending. 'Geut'! -'Geumanae, hajima'. (stop, don't)

-'Geut'! -'Mianae, mianae, hajimaaa. Naegaaaa--' (Don't be sorry)

'Mianaeyo.' 'Mian'.

MiYAWWWn.

Me yawn. MeYAAAAWWW.

-I look like a 'gyelan'. -And a crust. How do you say 'crust'?

I keep looking at myself in the view finder 'cause I've never used like a fancy camera, but I borrowed one from the school.

Oh, 'hukyo'. (school)

So, I keep on just [thinking] like 'Ooo, I look so clear.'

How do you say 'tongue'?

-'Kyo'. x3

-Kiyahl.

- 'Oi' out. 'Dugae oi' out.

Sounds like you're saying-- -Just two gay. Two gay oi.

-It sounds like you're saying 'dookie'. -Dookie. Dookie out.

-Anyway, it's almost out of space for film. -'Kay. Bye. -Bye.

-That was the longest outro ever. -Yeah. Sorry. Bye. Have a good day. See us next time. We'll have better videos. I promise.