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Panda!

Hello! I'm Alex, also known as Mr. Panda, and this is my review of Odallus: The Dark Call for

the Nintendo Switch!

I've been on a Castlevania itch lately.

Between trying to main the Belmonts in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

and watching my wife play through Metroidvanias like Symphony of the Night for

the first time, I've been eager to do some demon slaying.

Brazilian indie developer JoyMasher has effectively scratched my itch with Odallus: The Dark Call,

a retro platformer inspired by Castlevania III.

A brief, pixelated opening cutscene reveals the plight of Haggis, a man who loses his

son and discovers his town has been set on fire by monsters.

Aside from some dialogue boxes and hidden lore, that's as much story as the game provides.

A simple plot isn't the only shared aspect between Odallus and old Nintendo games.

The rich, detailed 8-bit graphics and gothic rock chiptunes will immediately conjure up

nostalgia for anyone who has grown up with the NES.

Even the screen replicates tube TV displays; the action takes place on a 4:3 box in the

center, and the side menus curve a little, as if you were looking through an old TV screen.

Odallus's dark, atmospheric stages look like classic Castlevania, but the gameplay

isn't as frustrating as notorious "NES-hard" titles.

Like Konami's 8-bit vampire hunters, Haggis runs, jumps, and brandishes his weapon (which

is a sword instead of a whip), but he moves much swifter and less clunkily.

The responsive controls foster smooth gameplay, and the only downside is a lack of customizable

button inputs.

You jump with the Nintendo Switch's A button and attack with the Y button, which is awkward

to perform due to their placements on the controller.

I got used to it eventually, but it's unlike any other platformers I've played.

Other than that snag, combat is fast, and a variety of ghoulish enemies and gameplay

shifts, such as minecart rides, keep the experience fresh.

There are nine stages, but progression through them isn't linear.

Every area hosts multiple paths that converge and branch out again.

Each path has its own challenges, but they all eventually lead to a boss.

Slaying the boss opens up the next stage, but as I soon found out, that isn't enough

to beat the game.

Almost every level has a devious secret exit, and finding all of them is mandatory to reach

the ending.

Typically, you need to find a special power-up – such as the ability to move blocks – in

a later stage, then return to an earlier area and use it to uncover hidden paths.

There is a fair amount of backtracking, but I embraced it thanks to the level design.

Unlike more linear sidescrollers, each stage in Odallus promotes open exploration.

I'm free to go anywhere in each 2D area, provided I have the power-ups to reach it.

I may find upgrade rewards awaiting me after difficult platforming segments, secret exits

from vigilantly scanning the environment, or new subweapons because I solved a puzzle.

Speaking of which, the subweapons are similar to Castlevania's, but you can freely switch

between them.

I was motivated to go back to a level multiple times, exhaust its rooms, and return whenever

I gained a new ability.

The game cunningly masks a deep, addictive Metroidvania progression behind its seemingly

linear structure.

What I most appreciated was how the developers respected my time.

Unlike many old games that restart as soon you reach a game over, Odallus constantly

saves your progress.

If you lose all your lives or manually leave a stage, you retain all your power-ups and

upgrades.

This also applies to unlocked doors, solved puzzles, and defeated mini-bosses, which honestly

astounded me, as I was expecting to redo entire segments upon death.

Consequently, Odallus is thankfully not frustrating, but it's also not too long or tough.

I spent about eight hours with the game, and that includes revisiting levels and locating

all secrets.

Luckily the game directly informs you how many secrets are still hidden per stage.

It's a fairly meaty playtime, though I admittedly wanted more.

As for the difficulty, the game never feels cheap.

There are no annoying instant kills here.

My biggest challenges were against the bosses, who exhibited all the properties I seek in

end-of-level showdowns.

Their death matches all require super precise timing, pattern recognition, and a good eye

for weak spots.

Besides the final boss, I found the difficulty to be fair.

I even felt encouraged to try out the harder Veteran mode, which beyond introducing harder

enemies earlier, also switches up item placements and puzzles, significantly altering the game.

Unfortunately, I experienced slowdown and a few glitches, in which I literally fell

out of the level and had to restart.

It's a shame that Odallus occasionally suffers from some of these common NES problems, but

it didn't detract too much from my overall enjoyment.

Odallus may look like an NES game, but it plays and handles progression like contemporary

titles, respecting the player's time and offering numerous secrets in an exploration-based

2D world.

I went into Odallus: The Dark Call looking for Castlevania and left with an engaging

experience that pays tribute to both classic 8-bit titles and modern Metroidvania games.

I give Odallus: The Dark Call

an eight out of ten.

Thank you for watching!

If you enjoyed it, it would mean so much to me if you give the video a Like and Subscribe

to my channel for more in-depth and enthusiastic Nintendo reviews!

I'd also love to know what you think of Odallus: The Dark Call in the comments below!

This was Alex, a.k.a. Mr. Panda, and until next time!

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And then start the next DLC!

It depends on what I feel like

If I actually make it to the end of the DLC tonight

If I want to fight the Fume Knight or not

And that begins in the Iron Keep

If I'm not mistaken

Ah... yes, here is closest

Oh I didn't even see that ladder!

I went to read the message

That's funny

"Try circling around"

Will do!

Yeahh!

Probably not something I'll ever use

I'm gonna try circling around again

Just in case

Though I don't really expect anything this time

Aaand just death below

Unless I jump off

That fucking whispering is freaking me out

(laughs) I didn't even see the chest either

[I was] tapping for illusory walls

Oh, nice!

I do love a good Titanite Slab

Oh fuck

Euhh, nope

Nope, nope, nope

Shit

Why am I not two-handing anymore?

I actually handled this one that time

Fuck

Why did I ever not two-hand, as well!?

So much better!

Look at that

Kill them in... three hits instead of five

I don't like that...

Is that generating fucking guys!?

Dick off!

Looks like a need a Fra-

Oh, I thought I was gonna need a Fragrant Bone of Yore

But... he just came undone

Oh, there's a [lever] there

Fuck, you guys are relentless

Dark Souls 2 has made me much better at rolling

Out of [the way of] attacks

Instead of blocking

Because in Dark Souls 1 I kept a greatshield

And I could really just deflect any attack

Without any consequence

But here...

...a greatshield would slow my roll down

And I don't want that

(chuckling) So I just don't use one!

I keep this thing on my back

For good stamina regeneration

And...

...learn how to roll really well

"Be wary of enemy"

Will do

Yeah, you would fucking show up here

I think this is the first illusory wall

That has ever actually looked like an illusory wall

In this game

Okay, here we go!

Big ol' fuck fest!

(chuckling) No Estus

That's a good way to start

Fuck you guys!

What do you want?

What are they doing...?

I feel like these are suicide bombers or something?

Carrying big ol' tins of...

...god knows what that is

Good thing I have lots of firebombs

Hah, ten of them!

Oh, I missed

Jesus Christ

I KNOW what you guys are gonna do

Carrying barrels full of fucking explosives

Dick off!

So no Estus

Almost broken nice sword

And a bonfire

Lovely!

So

Put my weapon back...

...get my Estus out...

I don't like that

You guys look like you want to kill me

Okay

Can you hear me?

Yep

Jordanix1871: There will be one more bonfire

Jordanix1871: And the bonfire will be...

Jordanix1871: Immediately, insanely close next to the boss

Jordanix1871: So that'll make things a lot better

Okay

Because I'm at a bonfire that's right in front of a fog wall

But people are saying...

Jordanix1871: Okay

Well, the message says...

...nothing about a boss or anything like that

Jordanix1871: Okay, yeah

Jordanix1871: That fog wall, that is for an optional boss

Jordanix1871: That I think you do after you beat the Fume Knight

I think it's the only place for me to go right now

Jordanix1871: Oh, okay

Jordanix1871: Then go for it man

Jordanix1871: Yeah, for sure

This door doesn't open from this side

And yeah

It looks like it's the only other place to go

That I can see

Jordanix1871: Yeah, then go for it man

Jordanix1871: It is very puzzle-y

Jordanix1871: This whole area is unbearably puzzle-y

Aw man

Not as puzzle-y as the last fucking area

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah?

The [first] DLC? Holy fuck

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, for sure

Jordanix1871: Yeah, the DLC is a crazy puzzle

Yep

So...

Jordanix1871: Okay, this fog gate?

Jordanix1871: Yeah, it's just more of the same...

Jordanix1871: It'll lead you to an area

Jordanix1871: So basically, as you can tell

Jordanix1871: You're trying to work your way down to the bottom

Mhm

Jordanix1871: That's your goal

Jordanix1871: I just gotta let the wife know that I'm watching the stream

Jordanix1871: But yeah, I wanna watch you fight this guy

Jordanix1871: Because this guy defined my Dark Souls 2 experience

Okay

Jordanix1871: (talking to wife in background)

Jordanix1871: Yeah man

Jordanix1871: This guy... he was the first

Jordanix1871: Maybe the only boss I fought this game

Jordanix1871: Where there was a long moment

Jordanix1871: Where I never thought I was ever going to be able to beat him

Mhm

Jordanix1871: It got so bad that I had something like 47 Human Effigies with me

Jordanix1871: And I burned them after every single death

Jordanix1871: Because I'm like, "You know, I'm never gonna play this game again"

Jordanix1871: "So I might as well"

Mhm

Jordanix1871: "Just go straight for it, and..."

Jordanix1871: "...use every Human Effigy I can"

Did you get help from people, or...?

I think I did bring someone in with me

Jordanix1871: Like one of the phantoms

Jordanix1871: Only one of the NPC phantoms

Jordanix1871: Not like a human being

Jordanix1871: And I think it helped a little bit

Jordanix1871: Just as a distraction for a little bit

Jordanix1871: Um yeah, this part...

Jordanix1871: I think you still got a little ways to go

Jordanix1871: Before you get to the battle

Mhm

Jordanix1871: Ah, he's working to the bottom of the tower

Hello CaptAccident!

Jordanix1871: So did you do the other DLC?

Jordanix1871: Or was this still the Sunken place?

No, I finished the Crown of the Sunken King

Like... probably an hour ago?

Something like that

Jordanix1871: Okay, cool

Jordanix1871: This area...

Jordanix1871: What I didn't like about this DLC

Jordanix1871: Was how you didn't fight the main...

Jordanix1871: The Fume Knight, I think is the first boss you fight

Mhm

Jordanix1871: He's the main one

Jordanix1871: And then there's two other optional bosses

Jordanix1871: And I'm like, "Oh, I gotta go fight those now"

Yeah

Jordanix1871: And yeah, the optionals being...

Jordanix1871: A crappier version of the Smelter Demon, I think

Jordanix1871: And then, of course, a samurai

(chuckling) Okay

Jordanix1871: Fun fact about the samurai

Jordanix1871: If you beat him without taking any damage at all

Jordanix1871: He will, in fact, commit seppuku

(surprised laughter)

That's awesome!

Jordanix1871: Yeah, like that's his death animation

Jordanix1871: If you manage to beat him without taking any damage

Jordanix1871: He puts his sword through himself

Sweet

Holy fuck!

What is that!?

Oh god!

I am not prepared

Fuck sakes

Jordanix1871: Ah shit, you're just...

Jordanix1871: I just saw you get double-teamed by two guys

Yeah

Jordanix1871: Oh, they got ya?

Jordanix1871: They got the better of you, did they?

Yep

Fucker!

Yes please!

Use!

USE PLEASE

Use the Smelter Wedge, please!

Jordanix1871: (chuckling)

Fucking...

...screaming flames in my face

I think you have to be on the front side of it to use it

Like right in front of the chest

Jordanix1871: Okay, gotcha

Jordanix1871: Well, now that should take care of them

Jordanix1871: Oh, I see what happened!

Jordanix1871: The fire did you in?

Jordanix1871: Or caused a mess

Yeah, he's...

...starts, yeah

Coming after me

Jordanix1871: So yeah, head through the big doors

Jordanix1871: If you haven't already

Jordanix1871: It's funny, because I forgot all about

Jordanix1871: This whole DLC area

Jordanix1871: I think my fight with The Pursuer kind of...

Jordanix1871: ...made me forget everything else

Yeah

Jordanix1871: Or not The Pursuer, The Fume Knight, sorry

Repressed memories?

Jordanix1871: That's it, yeah

Those beta blockers can really knock out some serious chunks, Jordanix1871

Jordanix1871: (chuckling) There you go

Jordanix1871: Nice

So I too your advice

And swapped my shield out for...

...one that I only hold on my back

But don't actually use

And I've gone two-handed

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, no

Jordanix1871: I've never done that

Jordanix1871: Are you talking about one of out [viewers]?

What do you mean?

Jordanix1871: How you said "I took your advice"

Jordanix1871: About two-handed, and the shield on the back?

Yeah

You had asked me why the fuck I even have a shield on

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, yeah yeah

Jordanix1871: Because you actually don't use it

Jordanix1871: Yeah, I've noticed that

So I put it on two-handed

Jordanix1871: Well you're doing mass work with it, I'll give you that

Yeah

I did notice a big difference

And this shield boosts my stamina regeneration

On top of the Chloranthy Ring

Jordanix1871: Oh, of course man!

Jordanix1871: Nice, nice

Or at least, the placebo effect tells me so

Jordanix1871: So much like the Grass [Crest] Shield?

Yeah, something like that

But there's like 4-5 different shields

That will do it for you

Jordanix1871: Hmm

"Good luck"

Fuck off!

Jesus Christ!

What the hell was that!?

There's some bullshit down here

Jordanix1871: Gotcha

I can't get through there-

Oh, I can get through there

I was gonna say

"The fucking flame never stops"

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, I remember this area

Jordanix1871: I hated this area

Well someone's fucking taking me apart

I don't want to go through while there's those fucking...

...barrel dudes

Oh no, don't do that

Jordanix1871: Yeah, if you can aggro them into the flame

Jordanix1871: That's... where you wanna be

Motherfucker just teleported

Would be great if I could fucking hit him

Come on!

Jordanix1871: Oh, just so you know

Jordanix1871: Those guys that shoot out the flames

Jordanix1871: You can actually hit them

Jordanix1871: And it'll actually send them down the rail that they're on

Okay!

I see it now!

Jordanix1871: I forgot all about that

Jordanix1871: That was just me being an idiot

Interesting

"Try destroy, and then hurrah for illusory wall"

Try destroy...?

Fucker!

Try destroy... so...

...maybe I have to lead one of those guys into it?

Jordanix1871: Ummm

Jordanix1871: Probably that, or...

Jordanix1871: ...yeah

Jordanix1871: There's also a big giant

Jordanix1871: That'll chase you through some of these areas, too

Okay

Jordanix1871: Once you get to the end of these corridors

Jordanix1871: But yeah, the flame traps

Jordanix1871: Try hitting one with your sword

Jordanix1871: And you'll actually send them down

Yep

Yes, yes!

Good!

(laughs) It worked, too!

Jordanix1871: Oh did it? Nice!

Yeah

Jordanix1871: That's awesome man, good on ya!

Jordanix1871: That's impressive

Jordanix1871: Oh, you're getting attacked too

Jordanix1871: On the video, on the stream

Yeah

Jordanix1871: Nice

"Petrified Dragon Bone x8"

Jordanix1871: Really?

That's pretty good, I guess

Yeah

Jordanix1871: Never knew about that!

Jordanix1871: That's amazing

Crazy

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Crown of the Sunken Cost | Dark Souls 2 (DLC) (part 36) - Duration: 13:01.

Hello everyone and welcome!

Time for...

...more [first] DLC

Joy

So last stream, I went to...

...the first DLC, which would be...

"Dragon Sanctum" sounds about right

I found a bonfire hidden in a wall

And fought...

...some queen [Elana] or something...

...who actually fought a lot like the final boss

Except summoned a bunch of creatures to help fight

Around her

Anyway, I beat her

So now I will be looking for...

...the big black dragon that keeps attacking me

As I walk through this DLC

The Crown of the Sunken King

And then I will try to fight him

But...

Not sure how that'll go

Because I'm told that he's...

...pretty much a precise ripoff of...

Kalameet, the black dragon from Dark Souls 1 DLC

And I never even came close to beating him

Is this the right bonfire?

Yeah, it's right

He's the only boss in Dark Souls 1 that I've never beaten

But he was optional, so...

And this one is actually the last boss for this section

So it would be a real shame

If I couldn't finish the DLC

Because the boss was too fucking stupid hard

But... we'll see

We'll give it a shot

I plan on beating Kalameet

Next time I play through Dark Souls anyway

Which will be immediately after I finish

These three DLCs

And any other optional bosses left in this game

I assume this is right

Okay, well there's a bonfire there

And I'm... fighting the boss immediately?

Well

I guess I should maybe...

Yeah

I like to Human Effigy before a boss fight

Because more often than not

I beat the boss first try

Or at least would have beaten him

If I'd had a bit more health

You know how it goes

On subsequent tries, you typically do worse

Oh, there's a bunch of people here that wanna help, too!

Yes please!

I have no issues with that!

I played through Dark Souls 1 without summoning anybody

But Dark Souls 2, I've had quite a bit of help, so...

Oh, the fucking bloodstains everywhere

So yeah

I don't feel bad about asking for help anymore

What are you doing?

Okay, let's fight this fucker

Oh god

OH GOD

Two-handed

Why the fuck not?

I don't want you to land on me

Holy fuck

He's just fucking going for it

You're creeping me out

(wavering) He's got so much health!

Why do you have so much health!?

D:

Fuuuck

Thanks for the help, boys

But this seems pretty...

...fairly one-sided

Is that a weak spot?

Oh

These guys don't really seem to be

Paying too much attention

Holy fuck!

I'm working with those flames

That looks a lot like a weak spot

He hasn't completely murder-nated me yet

Which is actually a huge surprise

And I don't really feel like he's

As stompy as Kalameet

Because Kalameet was fucking RUTHLESS

I wish you wouldn't stay with him when he does that

I wasn't expecting to be fighting a crazy boss

This soon on the stream

But...

I guess that's DLC-

Aw fuck sakes, you prick

God damn it

Nope

So my weapon's weaker now

Fucker!

Yeah, I might actually need...

...a couple of decent swords for this

I don't really want to repair

Because I know

I'll repair, hit him 20 times, and then...

Fuuck, get out of there!

...and my weapon will be broken again

This guy's fucking helpful

He's going after it

The other guy died in... seconds, it seems

It's good that there's lots of helpful people here

I feel like they know some stuff, too

That's probably why I'm not getting completely murdered

Is because he's not actually focused on me

Ahhh

I do have one more backup sword, but it's...

...not nearly as nice as my other two

It's a Falchion+4

Fucker!

That's not a good sign to stand there

Well that sucks

Not enough time for that-

God damn it

So my sword broke almost immediately

I think what I need to do right now

Is to pour a bunch of souls into

Getting those Falchions up to snuff

Get two Falchion+10's if I can

For backup weapons

So glad I Human Effigy'd first, though

Because I wouldn't have had the help otherwise

It's pretty nice

And let's try this nonsense again

It went a lot better than I expected it to

Only because I expected...

...death

Swift, painful death

But I got him down to like...

...around half health, or something like that

So I did pretty good

Then fucked up on an Estus heal

Okay, so let's do this

I feel like these are NPCs

Because they have NPC names

And the summon signs are...

...in the same spot

Where's the other dude?

Maybe I can only summon him once?

Come on, boys!

Let's go kick some dragon ass!

I'm doing a little more damage

I don't think his "weak spot" there does anything

I should really pour another ten or so levels into...

...Stamina recovery

It's nice

It's nicer than it was, but...

...I know I could do better

Especially for a fucking boss fight

To sustain, you can't really...

Come on!

Get the fuck out of there!

Oh fuck

Yeah, I'm not doing terrible, actually

I expected this to be actually an impossible fight

Seems to be possible

For a start

I thought I just swapped it out!

That was the whole point in going into my menu!

I don't know why that didn't fucking work, but...

I have to do that again

Get out of there

Thank you!

"Toxic"

Could you not stand right in the fucking toxin

Like an idiot?

Get my souls...

It's just a distraction

Come on down!

Oh my god, just fucking end!

I'm still doing decent

Come on, now!

Be friendly now

I'm so glad I have these people

To distract him

Get in there!

Come onnn!

Got him?

Fuuuck!

Look at that!

Get gone

(relieved sigh) Okay

That was... quite doable

Definitely not as hard as Kalameet

Thank you, gentlemen!

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(crickets chirping)

(knocking)

(clock ticking)

- Edward!

Hey, good to see you again.

What's the mysterious occasion?

- Let's have some wine first.

By the way, congrats on your rise to CMO.

- You saw the press release?

- I keep tabs.

And I knew it would happen for ya.

- Ooh, you opened a 100 acre cab.

You've been saving that a while.

- Well, you really out did yourself on the gift

so, I wanted to enjoy it

with you.

- Very thoughtful,

I'm guessing you've recovered

from ending things with Jane.

- Yeah well, you know my track record.

- [Sam] Uh huh, you turn another weak girl

in to your doormat and then lose interest.

Shocking!

- Well, not everyone can be as strong as you, Sam.

- Oh, enough of the flattery,

I know you secretly fear me.

(laughing)

- Funny.

- [Edward] Funny.

But honestly, I have been thinking about you a lot lately.

- I see.

- Sam.

Sam, you know how I feel about you.

All these years together

I know I don't deserve you

but I need you by my side.

- Edward, this is very flattering.

- Sam O'Neil,

will you help me kill myself tonight?

It would mean a lot to me.

- I don't know what to say.

- [Edward] Just say yes.

- I need time to think.

- No, I need an answer tonight.

- God Edward, every time.

- What?

- You, you always have to have all the control.

You made me think that you finally, nevermind.

- I don't want you to get distraught over this.

It's really very simple.

See here, it shouldn't take longer than 15 minutes

and I've already tested the proper does of barbiturates.

- Why? Why now?

- Why not?

- You're work, your family.

- My final masterpiece,

a steal wave crashes on Normandy.

Just made it to the best seller list.

Book tour is done

and I can't remember the last time I talked to my brother.

- Well, what about your friends,

what about us?

- I haven't seen any of my friends in ages.

A part from you.

You're the only one I wanted to see tonight.

- Well, then why won't you at least stay alive for me then.

So much more left to do.

There's so much more to life.

- I'm really quite satisfied with my situation.

I've accomplished everything I'd hoped to accomplish.

I'm ready to go out on top.

- You're 64 footer.

You can do a longer trip now.

Sail around the world.

You would feel so refreshed being out in the open sea again.

- I'm to tired for something like that now.

And I'm not really interested

in traveling alone on my boat again.

- Well, I would come and visit you.

And of course, you would dock in interesting new places,

meet interesting new people.

- Oh, I've already met plenty of interesting people.

That chakra councilor.

- Okay.

- I'm really quite done with it.

- Stop!

What. what are you doing?

- I'm getting comfortable.

- No, you're not doing this.

- You're not gonna let me be comfortable.

- No.

- Maybe this was a mistake.

- It is a mistake.

- Yes, I shouldn't have invited you

to share this moment with me.

- This is not a moment.

There is no moment.

- This is our time to say goodbye.

- No, no, it is not.

- I have to say, you're starting to make me anxious.

- [Sam] What is that?

- Oh, it's to seal the bag and cut off the oxygen,

best option from what I've read.

- You don't need it.

- I do to die,

and I'm gonna need that bag to.

- Well, you can't have it

because it's mine now.

- Look, as much as I like you,

I'd have to say,

you're starting to make this stressful for me.

- Good, because you should be stressed.

- I was kind of hoping for a more relaxing experience.

- Oh, was I suppose to bring your cucumber eye mask?

- I didn't want to have to do this,

but I'm gonna need to ask you to leave.

- Well, you can't.

Because you invited me to your suicide,

and now I'm not leaving.

- Look, you're a great girl,

but you're really disrupting the flow here.

- Don't criticize me,

you're the one on the floor

trying to kill yourself.

- This just isn't working out.

It's not you, it's me.

- No, don't you give me that bullshit.

Okay, well see,

now you got yourself all worked up.

You always do this,

you stress yourself out,

it's not good for you.

- I'm fine, please don't fuss.

- You know what?

I know exactly what you need.

We are going to binge watch

your favorite World War Two documentaries

and eat ice cream.

- I think there's some salted caramel left.

- Yay!

- But we should finish the wine first though.

Because I have a port

that goes better with the ice cream.

- I'll grab the ice cream,

I'll grab the port.

- All right, now bottoms up.

- Edward, you know it annoys me when you do that.

- Well, I'm pretty sure annoying you

is kind of my MO.

- Well that sounds about right.

Okay, ice cream.

- You're the best.

- But I'm not letting you have the plastic bag back.

And I'm gonna need the number for your therapist.

- Fare enough, at the back table in the kitchen.

There should be an appointment card with the number.

- Okay, I'll find it.

You just sit back and relax a minute.

- Thanks Sam.

(clock ticking)

(crickets chirping)

(glass breaking)

(Goodnight Whiskey by Jason Brandt Harris)

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Okay

Making progress

Elartor2125: I've never actually seen them eat somebody before

(laughs)

Well I'm sure they probably put that animation in

Specifically for me

Elartor2125: (laughs) Yeah, pretty much!

Okay, so...

Now I'm surrounded by dinosaurs

"No Dragon Stone in inventory"

Where the fuck do I find a Dragon Stone?

And is there a point?

"Praise the sun," yes

Mmm

I hope this isn't story progress

Elartor2125: Um

I need a Dragon Stone

Elartor2125: Yeah, Dragon Stone...

Elartor2125: ...I don't really know where you get that

Okay, I got the spiky...

...spiky floor place

There's the thing

Press it!

Can you not press it!?

Please press it!

Okay, we gotta hit it

Thank goodness for YouTube™

So yeah

Um, no I don't actually know when I'm streaming next

But I assume I'll try it at least

Once more this weekend

Finish this area

And then move on to the next DLC

Elartor2125: Alright, I will definitely be here

Elartor2125: Once you get... (undecipherable)

Alright man

Elartor2125: You take it easy

Yep, you too

Elartor2125: Good luck!

(laughs) Thank you

I'll need it

(Skype call disconnects)

Okay

So I never even came out this door last time, but...

...it leads to the next area, looks like

"Boulder ahead"

Doesn't look like there's really anything here

Except a... one-way staircase?

Have I been here?

I don't think I've been here

Looks like just a bunch of areas

Trying to kill me

With fall damage

Ohh, god damn it

I gotta watch my step

Yeah, you enjoy your night!

I'll see you next time

Uhh...

Where did I come from?

I fell from the sky here somewhere

Uhh

I feel like I need to go down there?

Nope, don't roll!

Fucker

I almost survived that

So instead of swinging hard left

I'm just gonna drop here

Aaand I don't trust that at all

Fuck!

Get out of here!

Aww, motherfucker!

"Dragon's Rest!" (laughs)

Ah, it's a fairly short walk, so...

And there's like...

Yeah, there's my souls

And the dude fell here

Aw, that's the fucking dude I fought earlier

This guy's a dick

Piss off

I do NOT feel bad about killing him again

And there is... yeah

There's other shit around me

I could make that jump

Stairs...

...somewhat safer stairs

But then they end

I'm gonna try this jump head-on

There's a break there

It's probably safe to walk down it

But I like to jump it, just in case

That's a dark hallway...

Bunch of blood on the floor...

Another one

I'd like it if I could

Get you to roll off the edge, or something

Okay

Bunch of business over here...

I did see a relatively safe path

That I could jump down...

...here

Eugh, that's a really long distance

(calculating)

Alright

I think I can make that

Famous last words

Good stuff

Oh, it's...

...just crumbly anyway

So it probably would have been fine

Yeah, and that just lets me walk down

A bonfire would not go amiss

Across this bridge...

Which isn't really a bridge

Ohhh, fucker

I, yeah...

...really wish he wouldn't roll when he landed

After a jump

I think I'm gonna look up...

...if there's another bonfire, where it is

Okay

Yeah

It's here, only one floor down

"You're gonna fucking hate this boss, then"

Probably

Oh, now I see!

Message "Illusory wall, and then bonfire"

God fucking damn it!

For the record, that wasn't there last time

So from here...

...to there, with a simple roll

Eke down the stairway

I'm just gonna follow that ghost

So a fall, a fall, another fall...

I could probably take my cat's ring off

Since it's not gonna save me if I fall...

...in a place I shouldn't

And in places I should

I'm not falling enough to do damage

Alright

I think I got all my shit together

Not a single soul to my name

All my equipment set out

"Still not as bad as the Tomb of Giants"

I don't know

At least the Tomb of Giants was short

Once you figured it out

It was fairly quick

Are you even taking damage?

Okay, yes you are

Yeah

She, so far, just plays like the queen [Nashandra]

The final boss

Like, exactly like the final boss

What do you want!?

Oh, you're summoning enemies?

Of course you're summining enemies

Pursuer Orbs...

Why am I so slow!?

I feel like I've been slowed down

I wish I had, ah, Human...

...Human Effigy'd

(Elana whispers dark magicks)

Oh, bitch, I don't care

Motherfucker

(heavy sigh) Okay

Back to this again

Yeah, a Human Effigy...

...would not go amiss here

Light a fire under ya!

(laughs) Motherfucker!

HOLY SHIT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

(long sigh) God damn it

I should have expected as much

Ohh fuck you so god damn hard

You fucking bitch!

Nope

Five Estus

Fuck

Ahh I wanna kill you so bad right now

But I know I can't touch you at all

While he's dicking around!

(small sigh) Fine

I will fight him

(incredulous laugh) Oh my god

You fucking bitch

(long sigh) At least stay out of my way

How impressed am I?

So how much health do you have?

You have a fucking ton of health

Hmmm

Nope

You know what I want you to do

(laughs) "Best DLC 10/10"

Yeah, IGN would give it that

FUUCK

Okay

I know you're just gonna fucking warp away

Ohhh Jesus Christ

Fucking Dark Souls

Okay you bitch!

You got what you deserved

Surprisingly I don't usually swear this much

Playing Dark Souls

But...

(sigh) This DLC just really brings it ou-

Yeah, praise the fucking sun

"Head required ahead"

Wonderful

So...

72,000 souls...

I assume there's just a boss down here

I can get back here fine enough

So I'm just gonna...

...Homeward Bone back

Spend my souls

Aaand

Go drink some more

Because Jesus Christ