the world is ending yet again the latest existential terror Justice Kennedy
hanging up his robe could he be giving it up for this one I
would it's time to relax he's 81 years old come on give the guy a break
still I wonder if we're screwed oh we are supremely screwed in some ways it
feels like all hope is dead in some ways it feels like all hope is dead forever
you're on Comedy Central what part of that title are you forgetting thank god
this hysteria isn't contagious if he's going and they replace them with a
classic one of these Mike Pence type Republicans god help us what's the court
gonna look like the next 30 we're looking at a destruction of the
Constitution of the United States the only way that we're going to stop this
is eventually we're all gonna have to put our bodies on the line oh I feel bad
for that line the medical term for this losing there I can't blame them the guy
they hate is doing pretty good and we have nicer boats we got nicer boats
yeah I told you I wouldn't lie about Knights or boats so how do we respond to
this widespread panic I'm torn should I get after it Chris there is a
lot to tackle tonight what do you say let's get after let's get out what do
you say let's get after it the new happy hour according to one of our fans so
what do you say let's get em yes let's get after it every day something happens
in the media announces the end of the world and when it doesn't happen they
act like they never said it they did it with the Paris Accords North Korea tax
cuts now this and the fact that they're always wrong it doesn't stop them
mayflies have longer long term memory and they croak in two hours so time to
replace the boy who cried wolf fable with the hosts who scream apocalypse
the average anchor is now the freak on the street corner wearing his mother's
wedding dress with a golf bag over it screaming that the end is so near it was
actually last week so what happens if we truly have an apocalyptic problem with
the public even listen what if something truly bad happens like Costco running
out of Kirkland Signature Italian style meatballs they are amazing I eat them
frozen in the dark alone still I wonder should I get after it there is a lot to
tackle tonight what do you say let's get after let's get after what do you say
let's get after it the new happy hour according to one of our fans so what do
you say let's get now remember when this week was about civility everybody was
calling for it even cable news yeah these guys they got 49 votes so my
question is political strategy to get a Republican whip on this go and now
everybody wants calm and there right now we got a congress woman encouraging
conflict we got people heckled at homes while others are harassed at restaurant
it's like the Dawn of the Dead except its feelings and not zombies that are
eating us alive so where does this end I mean what happens if all restaurants
started to discriminate based on their personal preferences maybe one already
does are you tired of being kicked out of restaurants halfway through your meal
because someone finds you problematic don't you wish you could know you're not
welcome before you went inside from the founders of hassle B's and Outback judge
house comes snub way it's the only restaurant where you can't even enter
until you've been thoroughly vetted as a person hi welcome to snub way to please
I have this picture of you from 2013 where you're wearing a man bun I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave it's just a phase hi there's no statute of
limitations on for life decisions next
hi we have a reservation it's our anniversary oh great just one question
what's your favorite TV show to watch together oh that's easy we love the view
didn't serve your kind here next and even if you do manage to get into snub
way you won't last long because we'll learn everything about you until we find
something we disagree with excuse me sir I see that here you went on a 14 tweet
rant harassing Lou Dobbs and yet there's a baby as your profile picture is that
your child yes so get out you're eating with him you're just as guilty beat it
loser snub way we're so picky about our business that we rarely have any at all
and fine acting all right so could this harassment get any worse
I don't know the good thing is most people have jobs so you don't go around
shouting at people if you got a sales call in the morning the jerks chasing
people around they aren't commanding a sales force they're barely commanding
clean underwear my advice were libs focus on ideas and not people demonizing
never ends well for anyone call someone a Nazi and you end the discussion before
it starts so my solution it's kind of sincere even naive and it might get me
laughed out of here but I think we need a peace movement and we need the right
to start it because to expect one from the left
it's just silly right now they're in a state and everything to them is a
helpless calamity they don't like us much it's why an outstretched hand must
come from us now Trump did it with North Korea Netanyahu is trying with Iran
could we do it with our fellow Americans maybe now your generosity may not be
reciprocated but before we decide to match anger with anger why not take the
high ground if it still goes bad at least you know you did your best when
they're at their worst
let's welcome tonight's guests he's obviously let himself go his
washboard abs are not washboard flabs retired Green Beret Master Sergeant
Terry Schappert each brushed more sex than Godzilla in Legoland his latest
book is called everybody is awful except you and it's excellent
after comedian jim Florentine she's sulker than a bowl of barroom peanuts
natural review reporter Katherine Tim he can make mountains look like Moe Hills
former WWE Superstar my massive sidekick Tyrus all right Carrie what do you what
do you think of my idea am i stupid no I actually think it's kind of a that's a
very nice idea it's it's got it's gotten merit a couple things yes I'm the doves
are pretty clever about this I was driving the other day and I heard Rachel
Maddow they were playing to somebody she was saying she actually said this and I
I think she might believe in you know Dems we don't we don't go for radical
things we're the ones you're trying to play by the rules and I left I did the
Little Rascals triple take in my car I went because I was like are you kidding
me mad that's exactly what they don't do but let me say this America what do not
forget yeah if your movement goes that's great but I will tell you now do not
forget in the last couple years what the left has said about you do not forget
what they've called for you to submit to do not forget what they stand for
do not forget all the things they have done because they're gonna try to sweep
up are you smirking at me yeah I just realized there goes my peace movement if
you actually remember what the left us to you there dude you know 25-year green
beret I don't forget so I will I'm willing to pulled out the olive branch
but I'm just telling it out I'll still I might even forgive but I will not forget
because they're gonna do it again but I think I think you're I think what you're
saying is actually a good idea you're like a cross between a green
beret and Alanis Morissette yeah I will do things to you in a movie theater
like the pirate shirt does everybody just need to lighten up do you have it
what are your thoughts on this yeah I mean look at Maxine Waters she's saying
you know her theory is if we harass Eleni people that work for Trump they're
gonna quit yeah so he's probably gonna hire somebody else to fill that slot
it's not gonna be at the point where Trump's can be in the White House by
himself go ahead I got nobody more my people getting harassed is a hundred
other people waiting for that job so your theories not gonna work exactly
where do you see this going do you see this kind of do you think see this
getting worse because they're going crazy about the
Supreme Court nomination and it hasn't even happened yet yeah you know the left
I mean I'm surprised to get hysterical and overreact on things you know when
they think that Roe vs. Wade is going to overturn the first day yes that new
judge is there you know to me like they really think that first day gotta get
overturned yeah it's not just relax yeah my concern is that they're already at
all you know from a scale of one to ten they're already at an 11 mm so how can
this go it seems like it's gonna stay at 11 I am someone who is upset a lot but I
do this thing where sometimes when I'm upset I'm just kind of upset yeah I
don't think that my whole life is over and that the world is going to end and
the people on the Left aren't really like that it's always everything's over
now the country's over everything's done just once after Trump does something or
something happens I'd like to hear one of them say I don't really care for that
right now they're like people who call 911 they sneeze more than once they know
they think they're dying they're not always dying until you are that's true
for the media basically cable news is there 900 get up there and they just go
Pyrus oh sorry Greg let's get after it
you always did you always talk about taking the high road I'm tall I have no
choice I wear shirts he wears blouses I'm just
different right should people do conservatives try to take the high road
is it is it pointless Greg may I call you Greg
yes better than what you call me at home I have a competitiveness in me yeah I
don't like to see people succeed and I hate most people
that's true so this is a happy time for me I enjoy the whining and crying yes
when I was in the WWE I loved being a bad guy yeah I loved
stepping on toys and seeing kids cry there's just one of my favorite things I
enjoy the mass hysteria the Republican president and the Republican Senate and
they're prevalent House gets to choose their Supreme Court justice oh my god
we're gonna do they're gonna take away our rights no they're gonna have right
rights all right agenda that's what you vote and we voted so we can make those
choices so it's not your turn mm-hmm so you'll have to wait wait I guess I was
curious a lot I'm like were these were these people like this before that
happened or did this do it to them no I think is I feel like this the seed of
insanity had to be in them or the seed of weak lore they just breaks it in
fairness and fairness we got to kind of look at ourselves as who started to
fight we mean like usually when you win you're kind of like I like to thank my
opponent good job we'll keep moving we kind of went a little different way
Trump likes to get on there and talk about your mama it's let you know you
beat you and continue to let you beat you and every time you think the woman
said he'll walk by with some salt and put it on you so give you a wedge and at
first the damn Democrats didn't know what to do yeah they come up in a ball
this is right he needs to stop doing this now they're trying to fight but
they kind of fight like this they have it my arms are too big to do that but
maybe you know Greg could you put your own feet yeah I could try there you go
no yeah just don't not a fight it's a good point but we have we have to go but
I do think that a lot of this started it with the Vietnam War
I'm gonna go back and say I think that the moment that a large group of the
population demonized the military called the baby killers and that became part of
the media narrative that these people were at fault we've never turned it
hasn't stopped it hasn't how to stop anyway sometimes I come up with
something sometimes you don't suck
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