- Some of the new laws that went
into effect only make you question
the old laws that were there before.
(audience laughing)
Like the law about jaywalking in California.
First of all, I didn't know that
people got arrested for jaywalking.
Right?
I also didn't know that that's like
a law in New York as well.
You're not supposed to walk into
the crosswalk when the red hand is on.
That's just supposed to be for the
people who are already on the inside.
(audience laughing)
That's them like, time's up, whereas I'm
always like oh I've got 12 seconds.
That's like in my head.
Sometimes I'm like I've got two seconds.
I can do this! (audience laughing)
And then now I discover that it's a crime,
which would be the worst crime to be arrested for.
Like I feel like that would be the most embarrassing crime.
Like you're locked up and then you're
there and then there's like other gang members and stuff.
(audience laughing)
And it's like, hey, what are you in for man?
And you're like, yeah, you know.
(audience laughing)
Same shit as everybody else, man.
Disobeying the white man.
(audience laughing)
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