Being on Hollywood Boulevard for 4 minutes reminded me
of what annoyed me about Los Angeles last year
Victoria came to pick me up
I told you
This them let's talk shortly about the drugs in California
*famous jingle*
Hello there comrade
It's been a while since we last saw each other
Winter is almost over here, spring is coming
In a couple more of those cycles we'll be dead
Bye for now let's go back to autumn
Jo guys check this out
My relatives ordered me bunch of iPhones
I squinted at cops, because of the old habit
Also my suitcase broke, and I have to buy a new one
They cost four times last over here
So I'm heading to Hollywood Boulevard
Guys I'm finally at Hollywood Boulevard, it took me four hours to get here
But it was worth it, now I can buy everything really quick
Here in La La Land everything is pretty cheap even though it's downtown
Also at night you can buy here
Any type of drug you want
Also in downtown because for some reason cops don't seem to arrest dealers over here
I don't know why
I'm not going to buy it though, cause
We stand for HLS
Truth be told I'm running out of ideas to talk about regarding US
I mean California because I cannot talk for other states
Each state is its own thing
But let's shortly talk about drugs in LA
California is one of the most liberal states in US
They are so liberal they wanted to separate themselves from the rest of the country
When the Trump was elected
So the drug regulation is also very liberal
Almost everybody here has some weed on them
Even though it is officially sold only by prescription
Half of the stories in Instagram is related to it
And everybody is bragging about how they are chilling in the evening
The most popular way of spending the leisure time is to get high
Order a pizza and watch Netflix
Looks fairly similar to the Russian way
Of watching a football with a beer
Somebody who loves comics will love it in here
I can't get out of here
Because when I come in stores and I see something with superheroes
I immediately get it all
But hear everything is related to superheroes
Close are covered with them
First place in the whole America where I found spinners
I had a shoot in Roosevelt Hotel last year. It didn't work
They make parties on weekends, with a pool and some hip hop
Pretty ugly people are partying there
Nothing similar to Moscow parties
Most of the tourist exist here
It's weird not to see thousands of them here tonight
This must be my heaven
These two big boys are looking at me
This little thing crawling over here
Is in the size of my pinky
I like just how much passion the crazy people have when they talk
Just listen
Being on Hollywood Boulevard for 4 minutes reminded me
of what annoyed me about Los Angeles last year
Bums run into you from every angle
Those big black dudes talking to themselves
It doesn't make you feel very comfortable
And pinky-sized cockroaches
This is just f**king crazy
And too many tourists
That are really into my shoes for some reason
Asking where I bought them
My introvert self is in pain right now
And can't handle it all
By the way there is a building somewhere over here where all the viners live
Which are now vloggers
You must've heard about Logan Paul and so on
I wasn't able to make it to the Apple Store
But I might be able to make it to CVS
Because my father believes that in America
Aspirin is better
Self service
Victoria came to pick me up
That girl from under the glitter
She has just washed it off
I still find it everywhere
So finally she's in California, let's see what it's going to turn out into
I didn't recognize you with black hair
Also don't think that you're constantly surrounded with druggies
No everybody's very adequate
Mini smoke weed just like cigarettes
Because they developed tolerance
In terms of getting used to any stimulant overtime
There are many rich people and nerds in California and that are also into biohacking
Just like some of your friends... Vloggers
They went even further with their love to Canabis
Everybody knows that smoking is bad
Resins, fumes and so on
So they carry in huge bags
Huge vaporisers that are plugged into outlets
It looks like something in the middle between a hookah and a vacuum cleaner
And they vaporise the weed
So they turned smoking weed
Into some eco-friendly ritual
Of course to us seeing this psychedelic stuff around is weird
Keeping in mind that the third of our prisoners are imprisoned for storage and distribution of drugs
I'm getting slightly annoyed by this eavesdrop
The snow is starting to melt
Let's take it as a hymn of warm weather
So with time you get used to this smell
It doesn't make you nervously check if cops are anywhere around
And you start to associate it with the general feeling of freedom over there
Proper Malibu
Last year we were shooting Dasha over there
I left the model and went for a rock climbing
Russian tourists are trying to receive the Darwin Prize
You want to get to the other side? We might try swimming.
Jump
See those pores? You can grab them
And crawl. But I don't think you will like it
Let's try this
You want to climb over here?!
It gets worse over there
-Ok ok, that's for sure?
-On those rocks it will look so cool, with the water
-Let's go?
You want to get over there?
-Yes
Go ahead
You lost the ring?
-F**k!
Move your butt back and forth
-This ain't a soft bed!
Beautiful
More on me, fall on your elbows
Nah
Bend as much as you can, get on your toes
-Did you get it?
A little
-Are your cameras waterproof?
No
Can you move the sand around your butt
Turn to the sun
-Is that a photo or a video?
Video
Let's wait for the wave
Pull the body up a little
Slowly
Let's do it with the wave, on the count to three
And now very slow...
Just move your hands upwards
Right from here, but wait
Other drugs in exist there as well
In huge volumes and big diversity
South America is right over there
With their cool lianas and so on
But those drugs are officially illegal
Which doesn't stop local youth from taking it
Which isn't all that different from Moscow
On my first trip people were trying to sell me coke right in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard
Although at night but nevertheless
And even when I tried to joke it down, saying I don't need it for tonight, he said
Maybe for tomorrow
Other types of drugs are also easy to find
Good thing that you don't travel into the prison for having a drug as fast as you do in Moscow
And people over there are separated into two groups
First ones are heavy criminals and bums sitting on crack
In general public smoking Weed maybe taking tabs
"ah, let them have a little fun, have fun and pay taxes"
And that is in the state where it is forbidden to sell alcohol after two in the morning
Other states, if you don't know that, can differ heavily
In terms of substances, in terms of weapons, gay people
So it's hard to compare them
At least with Central states
Although Brittany said they have pride parades in Texas
Go on the round rocks
Right where the splashes are
Fall on the rock
Do it a couple more times
Go slow
One more time
Lean on it
Look away
A couple more times
F**k!
My camera is all wet
Why did you go over there?
Do you realize the first big wave will knock you off your feet?
So what is this?
I told you
-It's about to wash me away!
I won't recommend a bad thing
Just like the last year. Went to California - threw my shoes away
Finished the shoot, went to the beach
Because going to blow, blow (famous jingle)
-And you aren't?
I never take drugs, cause I live in Russia
I'm starting to get used to wavelike increases in views
For our vlogs
But, just for fun I'll tell you
The vlog on yacht went on the main page
But vlog with babyface and guns is something new, it attracted
Crazy attention of Indian people
Who came to it from videos like this
Maybe neural networks of YouTube
Decided that the girl looks Indian
I don't know
So by the end of this blog I proudly announce that...
Maybe saying it publicly will make me dedicate myself to it better
...that...
I changed my regime a bit
And dedicated a lot more time to vlogs
I don't like when they lag behind for a couple of seasons
From today
Sue I'll be working on them more seriously
Until I get tired of this regime
And I will also tell you about this regime
And all of the planning in the future
Because America is going to run out soon
So we might be going back to psychic stuff or maybe something new
Wash the cups
Now the Victoria
Bye
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