Okay, well...
Now the only ones left are
Sir Alonne...
Those two tigers
And the Darklurker
Should be around here, isn't it?
Yeah, there it is
And then that's his pedestal
But I don't see him
This is the Dark...
...Darklurker entrance, right?
"In the grass by the tree"
"Hidden hole in the ground"
Yeah
But he's not here
He's at the other two pedestals
That look like this
But I've never seen him here before
Oh
He's right there
Sup, bud?
I've never seen him there before
"Give Human Effigy?"
Go fuck yourself
You're not gonna light it up for me?
Wow
He sells ten Bonfire Ascetics
That's awesome
"HE'S RIGHT THERE"
Yeah, I found him
Do I need to give him a Human Effigy
To get him to light this place up?
I fucking forget everything
Okay, "Human Effigy"
Sure
Open 'er up, bud!
Awesome
A light would be nice
"Be wary of hole"
Thanks
Oh Jesus Christ
I can't see a fucking thing
I don't really wanna disable my shield
But it's better than stepping off a fucking cliff
The hell is the point in all this?
Man...
You guys are pissing me off
Holy FUCK
(angry grunting)
Okay, so Jordanix1871 is joining...
..."sans Skype"
Which I assume means without Skype
Oh, for fuck sakes!
(defeated sigh)
God
Fucking
Damn it!
(apoplectic sigh)
Heyo!
_josiphos: I saw you fall into a hole and die
Yeah
I was pretty impressed
Okay
So let's try not to completely shit the bed this time
Hoooly fuck
"Skype guy?"
That's actually my sister on Skype
Apparently you sound like a guy
_josiphos: (chuckling)
_josiphos: Okay (more chuckling)
Yeah
What are you up to tonight, anyway?
_josiphos: Uh, not much
_josiphos: Just chilling
Yeah?
_josiphos: I was gonna try achievement farming
_josiphos: On Call of Duty 4, because I'm almost done
_josiphos: 100%
Yep
_josiphos: But I would probably just ragequit
_josiphos: Trying to do the epilogue mission
_josiphos: Do you remember that one?
_josiphos: It's the one you're in the plane
Yes
_josiphos: And then you have to...
_josiphos: ...save the hostage or something
_josiphos: And then skydive to safety
Yep
That's actually the only achievement that I don't have
Because it's fucking stupid hard
_josiphos: I got so close!
Yeah, I...
...I've only gotten close in other peoples' videos...
...that I'm watching
I watch them do it, and then
I can kind of mimic what they do, but...
Yes, that's...
_josiphos: I tried to go through
_josiphos: And get the achievement
_josiphos: Where you shoot out the TVs
_josiphos: But I missed one
_josiphos: And then it continued
_josiphos: Before I...
_josiphos: After you pass a certain point
_josiphos: You can't go back
Yep
_josiphos: So I played for like twenty minutes
_josiphos: To shoot out all the TVs
_josiphos: And failed
Oh
That sucks
For fuck sakes!
This fucking asshole
(angry sigh)
God damn it!
_josiphos: Does he have two swords?
Looks like it, yeah
I think it's an NPC
I don't think it's actually a player
Which is good, because
It means I can actually fucking beat him
...maybe
It'd be great if I could keep some fucking stamina
God damn it!
God fucking damn it!
So basically
I don't even get to fight the boss yet
Because I have to kill this asshole first
Because he's going to invade me every fucking time
And yeah
He was two giant greatswords
Jordanix1871 is finally joining us
Okay, "That's a player"
_josiphos: It kind of looks like he has a giant pair of scissors
Yeah
Kind of like Kill La Kill
Oh my god...
I'm tempted to go through this area
Killing everyone I see as well
Ho-ly fuck
Isn't this fun!?
It would help if I could FUCKING STAND
_josiphos: Man!
Oookay
This is getting old REAL fucking fast
Okay
I can't even fucking get to this guy
Like, holy shit
Okay
So do I even fucking bother trying to do this?
Or do I come back later
And grind those guys out
Until they're completely dead?
I don't fucking know
But I'm fucking so sick of this already
Like, I've tried it five times
And I'm already...
...just fucking livid
(sucking teeth)
Whatever
Let's go try Sir Alonne
I'll see if I can find him
Maybe this person knows where to go?
Okay, so let's try not to get
Torn to fucking rat shit here again
I'm in an-
I don't even want to be here
I just wanna be at the fucking boss
Okay, progress!
"Finally Firefox let me in to Twitch"
"Without shitting the bed"
Yeah
_josiphos: Yeah, I don't know what was up with that
_josiphos: It would just...
_josiphos: ...not log me in for a while
Oh he's all about the Bleed, is he?
Oh I have a ring that helps out with that
But I can't put it on right now
Or can I!?
If he actually pays attention
To either of those two
It'd be great
There
Got some Bleed resistance
I'm not doing ANY fucking damage to him, though
110...
...Christ
Alright
We got him a little bit down
Motherfucker
Do you mind?
There he goes, with the fucking buff
I think he took my...
...some of my soul power
And is using it against me
That's rude as hell
I'm having a hard time saving any stamina
For actual swings
Except these guys are actually surviving
Which is nice
_josiphos: Mom said she saw that you were playing a game on Twitch
_josiphos: She saw that you "were playing, ah... Darkness?"
_josiphos: "Or... Darkness 2?"
Yep, Darkness 2
That's correct
_josiphos: "No, Dark... Dark Cloud 3!"
(hearty laughter)
I wish I was playing Dark Cloud 3!
_josiphos: "No, no it was Dark Cloud... 2"
_josiphos: "Or Dark... Chronicles... of Souls?"
_josiphos: That was probably the closest she got
_josiphos: "Soul Chronicles"
_josiphos: I actually got kind of...
_josiphos: ...a nostalgic pang
_josiphos: To play Dark Cloud, the original one
Yeah
When I was at your place
Yeah, for sure
I played it through with Christal
That's actually one of the first things we did together
Was play through Dark [Cloud] 1
And then Dark [Cloud] 2
_josiphos: It's such a feel-good game
Absolutely
_josiphos: Unlike Dark Souls
Unlike Dark Souls, yes
Dark Cloud is pretty much the opposite of Dark Souls, actually
_josiphos: No relaxing fishing here
Nope
Or good music
Well, I guess there's some good music
But no relaxing music, no
(chuckling)
I just got tired of his shit
See you guys later
They both survived, too
_josiphos: (laughing) I can hear the water pouring through Skype
Yeah
I had to mute it
I'm gonna go try the Darklurker again
Just for shits
Yeah, it's really fucking pouring in here
I'm actually gonna get...
...get it flowing out over the floor here, soon
Hopefully it won't reach
Any of the plugs going into the computer
Too soon
_josiphos: Put blankets down, or something?
Yeah, every towel in the house
Is either on the windowsill
Or on the floor below it
Yeah, it sounds like...
...the sound of rain outside?
Is what it sounds like in this room
_josiphos: Yeah
_josiphos: No I can definitely hear it now
_josiphos: Where I couldn't before
Yeah
I really should not be using the fucking PC right now
But...
...whatever
Living on the edge
Glad I have these headphones
Hooked up to the PC
Hooked up to the wall
Fuck, it's just pouring in now
"YOLO"
Absolutely
You know
Priorities
Some things are more important
Than saving your computer
And yourself from electrocution
Oookay
So we need a fucking greatshield
For this asshole
Please pull that lever
Just
FUCKING
Pull it!
Holy shit that guy's pissing me off
I'll just stand here
Drinking fucking Estus all day!
_josiphos: Like soda!
Yeah
Fucking Sunny D
Look at all the progress I'm making!
_josiphos: Have another soda!
I think I will
_josiphos: Crack open your Xbox Doritos Mountain Dew!
Drink a verification can?
_josiphos: Yep!
Yeah...
Fuck sakes
"Protip: Don't get hit by the guy"
"That shoots magic at you"
"And stunlocks you to death"
Yeah, I ended up just cutting his fucking head off
Alright
I'm gona try this once more
And then I'm gonna save all my electronics
From dying
Because there is literally a river
Pouring down the wall right now
Awesome!
I did so well
Okay, I'm gonna have to shut down
Because I'm just getting fucking angry at this game
And my computer's probably gonna explode soon
Just not a good night for streaming, it seems
I'll probably take some sort of bucket apparatus outside
And see if I can calm the water down a bit
What a fucking night...
Okay, let's get the fuck out of here
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