we have got... Sticks
Hi, guys. It's Ava. And today I am here with...
Me
You don't need to know my name, who cares?
My parents didn't
I just put her in drag. I just did her makeup
I think it went really well
I look really evil as well which is great because it matches my personality outside of this facade
She's a cunt
I'm a horrible human being. Never get to know me. Run away now.
You can watch how we did this... Now.
So we're going to start by gluing the eyebrows down
Alright I'm gonna repeat everything twice, I know
That's fine just get through it, I'll try not to laugh
Well actually I'm gonna start by priming the face
Oooh, exciting
I'm just going to annoy everybody - They're gonna be like "he's so obnoxious"
"He's so disgusting!"
That looks disgusting
It feels so great, though
Just dot this everywhere, and...
I don't know if I should explain what it does? Because I explain in all my videos
People are going to get sick of me explaining the same thing
But I'll just be like "PRIMER: Makes You Good"
Good, 'cause I'm the opposite
Face me, so I can
So you rub primer in and it does things
Phenomenal - I'm an expert
Sounds it - Caress that person's face
Make the other person feel Really Awkward
It'd be better if we were like, "No you have to open your eyes and we stare at eachother"
Primer, I think, is like silicone-y so it, like, clogs in your pores
Not clogs that's a bad word to use - That is a bad word
It fills them-- It makes you even
There we go - Feel your face it should feel nice
Oh, oh yeah it feels great~
You dirty liar
And now we're gonna glue the eyebrows down
Because we want to give you new eyebrows and they're probably gonna come up to like 'here'
Yeah I was hoping "here", higher than my expectations in life
Extend your head - That's all I need
It's gonna be higher than my future - It's gonna be, yeah
It's all prickly... Like a hedgehog
My first boyfriend killed a hedgehog
Thank you for that update
Well I wasn't with him when he did so it wasn't on me
It wasn't me!
"It wasn't me everyone!" "Hmm"
Going against the grain, also this should feel gross
It does, but then again so does cum in your face so I'm kinda used to it
Ah okay
Against the grain get it all over the hairs and then stick it back down
It smells a little bit like playdough. I used to eat playdough as a kid
It tasted salty - Yeah a fucking love salt
Maybe that's why I'm gay now because I'm just addicted to salty tastes like semen
Yeah, true
Also I want to be a massive disappointment to my family
I used to eat, erm, grit off the floor
Okay now that's disgusting
It was salty!
It was nice -And yet people are watching you on YouTube
I don't know why - No, neither do I
I'm not, like, talented or anything. I'm pretty
Are you?
That's just my bone structure, so they're watching this thinking they're gonna look like me
Giving them to false hope that they can look like me
Please keep that in the video
Everyone's like "Wow you look so pretty" and I'm like, well, it's not my makeup skills, fuck
You should just speed this up-- are your arms that weak?
Press it in there-- Oh actually that covered really well
Oh, did it? Oh, good - Oh I'm satisfied with that
-- I was, yeah, in Boots. No. 7
He glued my eyebrows down and covered it and - Why?
'cause I said I was interested in doing drag and he was like "Ooh! I want to do drag makeup"
So he did it to me in the middle of Boots - He glued your eyebrows down in Boots?
But then he was like "I can only use No. 7 products"
Because you're a No. 7 store
And they had, like, an adhesive?
Yeah
Wow...
They glued it down and--
They glued your eyebrows down? - Yeah, glued eyebrows down and covered it with oatmeal
Well it wasn't oatmeal but it was really shitty shit
And he was like "This stuff's really good"
And it just looked really bad I was like, "Cool"
He was like "I was gonna do drag makeup but then my boyfriend decided no"
"I wasn't allowed to do that" I was like Oh My God
Umm, absolutely not
You boyfriend loves you just like your dad did: Not at all
That was so fake!
I was distracted looking for the glue..
It's not that hard to find
It's not that hard for me to get distracted - Mm, true
Or forget things
Or get lost
I'm surprised you didn't get lost coming here, actually. I was quite proud of you
well done
So we're gonna put another layer of glue
Because... It's good
I'm kind of glad you don't lick it
That would be disturbing if you did - I was going to
Oh, okay, I was quite happy to lick it, aw
Do you wanna lick it? - I can if you want
I don't suppose it tastes nice
Erm... Well, I'm weird--
So here we go
If you've just realized that now
What the fuck have you been watching?
Right, this sounds weird, I don't eat eyelash glue, but--
Thank you for letting us know
But I have it on the back of my hand and it's like this black glue
So I'm like "Ugh it's so annoying" it's just on my hand so I lick it off. And I just end up with a black tongue
And everyone's like "That's so disgusting" and I'll just be like-- - So I'm gonna leave!
Wooaah, God!
What?
Your forehead was sticking to itself
Woah that was cool
-- No it's gone, it's gone, it's all covered in glitter
Yeah I put glitter all over my face
I don't-- You're just glittery
I'm not sure if you're Godly and it's just become that - Well, I don't like to brag
But I am just kind of ethereal... Is that the word?
Urethral? - No, not urethral!
So remember that, if you're annoyed at your man: Never give Imaginary Blowjobs
So we're going to do the base and I have a new technique
which is a lot faster
Rather than doing the base colour,
then the contour and then the highlight is takes usually about an hour I do all at once
... Like, they're abysses. I have abysses for eyes
I'm quite happy for someone to look into them and fall into them and then I capture their soul because I'm ginger and don't have one
I was just saying you can use my brushes if you want
Mmm-- I wasn't like-- Not now, but like if you want to use them because they're quite--
NYX!
Brand queen!
Yuss!
Well we won't be using one of those because we have got - It's disgusting
Fucking-- Sticks!
So we're gonna start with contouring, first
But then I make it sharp
Basically the whole jaw just goes brown
We make the chin all dainty so you look like you have a little anime chin
Like strong bone structure, like cheeks and temples wise,
can look kind of masculatingso that's why I don't like to contour my cheeks very much
I just have strong cheekbones anyway
But I think soft cheeks are okay and a lot of drag queens over-contour their cheeks
This is all like, just placing it, and then...
Um.. where was I going with this?
Now the highlights
Also it's good because then you're not mixing this white with a flesh colour
The white gets to stay white
Oh I like this part of the makeup because it looks so, like, official
I look like a fucking mess - It's great, it's great isn't it?
And then we'll blend all of that away so use this side of it for dark colours and this side for light colours
And it all-- it'll look pretty when it's done
Is that the colour that it came in?
... I don't know
'cause I've got orange ones I've never actually seen it beige
So.. Quite worried
Erm, I don't know I was given this one
Do you wanna reapply it? - No. Wait, the clip?
The clip, yeah - Oh. Yeah
What did you think I meant? - I don't know
"I'm a night person" and then you can't fucking do anything at night
What? - You said to me "Oh, I'm a night person, like I sleep in the day"
Am I acting all sleepy and dumb?
Because that's just me I'm just dumb - Oh okay
You're attacking my eyes - Oh, yeah. Good
Everyone's gonna judge me for saying this but I'm going to say it anyway
So it's a lesson out there to people who are starting makeup
The first time I used to wear makeup underneath my eye, so on the waterline - I wore eyeshadow on my waterline for years
I-- - Dabbed it on with my finger
I wore liquid eyeliner
Oh, dear. How'd that go? - It kept going into my eye
And I was like "How do girls wear makeup all the time? It really hurts when you put eyeliner on"
Dedication right here
Always on his phone
Or her phone
It's disgusting
Vile
I'm gonna use a kind of power that's darker than what I normally use
Because these days I make myself really pale and I need to stop
And it's kind of yellow-y and yellow powder is really in right now
So now we're going to do everything we did with creams but again with powder
So I'm going to go over the contour with powder
This is a nice powder because it's a cool brown
Most people use warm browns and they just look orange
And that's not good
Just slightly flicking the cheek 'cause then it'll look Natural
Nothing about anything else is natural but, y'know...
We want natural Cheeks
Nevermind fucking brown stripes on your jaw
Go down the sides of the nose and make the nose thin
Because conventionally noses that conform to stereotypical "what looks good for noses" is what we want
I kinda like this, it's all going well
So far - Yeah so far, don't speak too soon
I'm drawing shadow on so when we overdraw the bottom lip it'll look like there's shadow here
And it makes your bottom lip look like it's hanging out more because it's bigger
And we want big lips, because That's Good
Means you give a lot of blowjobs - Mhm
Now to do the light part
And this'll also help clean up the contour
Gonna put a shit-ton under the eyes because I like pale-ass cheeks
I really like white under the eyes I think it's so beautiful when people do that
Like, as in, on the cheeks or like eye-makeup wise under the eyes?
Under the eyes - Yeah
You do a line don't you? - Mhm
You don't do an exclamation point
Not really I do like a tiny bit but no
I don't like doing trendy things
'cause then people will call me out for being trendy
That nose is snatched - Snatched!
Hope it shows on camera
No it doesn't really unless I zoom in
Oh that is snatched
That's really tight
Oof
Tight like this bussy
Whose? 'Cause clearly not yours
I never bottomed before this boyfriend
Oh have you not? - Never before
And then obviously I was like
"I'm only a top, y'know" and he was like "Me too" He won
You and I are very different people
Well it's like I was a top and I was like "Yeah let me top"
But then everyone I was like "I'm gonna top someone"
They'd be like "Ohh, it's too big it hurts" so then I never got laid
Oh, fair enough, okay
I just hate all the effort that goes into bottoming
It's not that much effort to be fair
I think I'm gonna move on to eyes
Yeah, you really like loads of like White
You go really light, don't you?
Yeah I love playing with light colours
Don't really know what shape I'm doing
I'll just figure out as I go along
Then this one's really white - And basically ran out
Yeah I've got another one somewhere
Gonna have to steal another one - Yeah, I did
No, yeah, she's slightly older than me she's a year older
I'm gonna put this on the lid-- - No, she's not a year older
I am
"No!"
I'm gonna draw these eyebrows on now
Oh are you? Exciting
Yeah mainly because I can see the texture of your real eyebrows and it's distracting me
And I'm like I need to draw some eyebrows on
So then they stop distracting me
Actually I'm gonna sketch them out first with this white
That's really good idea
Like, I'm gonna draw the highlight first
Because you mentioned if you make a mistake it doesn't matter
I'm gonna use this because it's really white
I was given this from my mum
You Mum supportive of it? Of drag?
Yeah
My Mum said that if I did she's disown me
Oh that's not good
That's why I'm hoping she doesn't see this video aswell
Not to sound like stereotypical drag queen but I think the first time I put makeup on I was 3
Really? - Yeah
I was trying on my Mum's lipstick. But that was it, I didn't touch makeup for like 12 years
Oh I look normal
I look normal from this way - Oh yeah don't look too close
Because the eyebrows are nowhere near done
Oh, God. I look amazing
Sisters or cousins or friends or-- - They're supposed to be close but not--
Facebook friends
Who don't talk anymore
So basically us after this video's made
"Oh we should hang out again some time!" and then never do
Yeah
Basically me with everybody - That's me with everybody I cannot go out much
I genuinely thought you were gonna be one of those people like,
"Oh we'll make a video together!" and we never did
Now I'm genuinely shocked you're still here
I expected myself to be like that because when I posted on Facebook
like "Hey who wants to do videos with me?" I was like, aw, I didn't hope anyone would answer
I did I'm sure I was one of the first people who saw it and immediately me - Yeah
I need people to videos with, but I'm also like, I'm very not a people-person
very anxious, so I'm proud of myself for getting around to doing all these videos
If people want to do stuff with me they need to, like, boss me about
They need to be, like, demanding, or else I'm going to find an excuse to not do it
That looks good I cleaned that one up and it looks good
Happy with that-- I'm happy with these brows
Are you? - I was worried I wasn't gonna be
So we're really poor at home, so I go home, and they never have food in, and I'm like
The point I came home was for food, and y'all don't have food?
What kinda Uni Experience is this?
They don't have a lot of food at home either, it's like
all the sweets and treats that I've got they've got none of
I'm like are you fucking kidding me, where's my sugar? - Yeah
So I just end up eating sugar out of a bag
'cause I need that sugar fix - God, I've done that
I remember I was in a hospital waiting room once and I was really hungry
But I had no money so I was just eating the free sugar that comes with the tea machine
Sugar cubes are the best thing in the world - I love sugar them
I was just licking them and someone's tongue started bleeding 'cause they licked too many
I was like "Three's your maximum, girl"
These are like, really mean, bitchy eyebrows I like these
That suits me though - Yeah
I'm really mean and bitchy
Can you see the eyebrows?
I just kind of look angry, it's great
And it actually gives me good expression
It does look a little bit like poppers
Oh yeah, I love poppers
I bought some today
Oh my God
What to title it? - Shit faggot... Does another shit faggot's makeup
Uh, huh
I always make the eyes like the thing
The eyes are always big and graphic and interesting
I tend to play around with lips because I look at peoples' lips first
I like the lips to be cool but I just make them big
But that's because, like, I work with proportions
I think a bigger bottom lip makes your chin look smaller and I'm really just all about small chins
And making peoples' chins look small because I like that V-shaped face -Yep
You still not happy with the eyebrows? - I'm making them darker at the ends
Ah okay
Because I used pencil but now I'm going in with liquid just to make them even darker and sharper
So you're doing a modern look for me
Ahh, I dunno
I guess
No
You have no idea what you're doing to me
Not at all - Well so far you look like you know what you're doing
The makeup, is makeup
I mean it was amazing sex, we had sex in the library, but
Woah, nice!
I know - I've done so much in public
I've done quite a bit, I've done it by a train track
I've done it by a train track! I've done it, like, in the trees by train track
I've never even been to a sleepover I think when I first went to uni was the first time I ever stayed over
Like I'd ever even stayed over at a friend's house
Yeah I think I might make it so the purple comes around
Oh I was just talking purple at the top and pink at the bottom
Now for eyeliner which I feel good doing the eyeliner--
I love the fact we're just ignoring half the process, "And now Eyeliner!"
Like, "And welcome back to camera"
Uhh, it's half 4
Is it really? -Yeah
Geez, you've taken ages doing this - I know
You look so mean
That's good!
I want-- I'm going to be
Mean, but like, feminine
And now we're going to go into the details with this
What is it? - Uh, even sharper... Liquid
Point to the camera
So just like the inner corner
And I like to do these bottom flicks as well
Because they give the illusion of really strong eyelashes
And it looks like a shadow is being cast by your eyelashes
Ah, okay, that's a clever idea
It's actually just a drawn-on flick
Ohh, oh I love it
It's great
I look terrifying - And they look pretty even
They do, they are pretty even
I'm quite proud of you
Well done, I'd pat your face but I know you're terrified of what you did last ti
Now I'm gonna do beauty marks, just know where to put them, no actually I'm gonna do highlighter
How could I forget about highlighter? - I'd be devastated
Gonna make you glow
First we're gonna blend out the light powder that's been sitting there collecting fallout
Made my eyes water a little bit
I always outline with, like, a nude-ish colour first
Because then I think it's easier to correct and stuff
I kinda like how it looks when the lips are just lined and there's no lipstick in
It looks really mean and bitchy
I think it does - Because if it's matte I can use it on the overdrawn bits
I don't like gloss when you've overdrawn it because then that shows where you overdraw it
Is that your phone or mine?
I've never really cleaned up lips like this, with a brush before
Wow these look so clean
They do don't they, they're great
Oh you just look bitchy I like this
I think that's the look I'm going for, although
Looking at the camera now, whenever I smile my teeth look really white
Oh that's good - And just really, like, false, it's great
My teeth always look really, erm, yellow, whenever I wear lipstick
Then again they're just yellow anyway
Have you done highlighter?
Oh, no
-- And then I'll do highlighter
'Cause then we just went on to lips instead I was like "Well, okay"
Yeah, I completely forgot
I keep forgetting about higlighter, I'm like "Well the face looks fine" but no
Woah you've got like no highlighter left
I know right this is good though it's, like, really liquidy
You do realize it's like 5, it's almost like 10 to 5 in the morning
So-- And we're doing this. In the morning
Now I've got this white eyeshadow - Jesus Christ that's a fucked up brush, isn't it?
Yeah
And it's kind of a shimmery white so it makes a really good highlight, can you see that?
Kind of? Like you can really see that it's really white
Yeah it's really catching the light
I love this look
I'm like, in love
Is that mine? - Yeah can I use it for highlighting? - Yeah go for it
It looks like a good brush for highlighting - I use it for both highlighting and contour
Oh, good
Just blob this eyelash glue on your cheek
You do realize that's not where it goes?
I'm not Trixie I don't have eyelashes down to here
Yeah I'm sticking a gem on
Oh, okay
'Cause it's like a beauty mark, but 3D
Ohh, change the game
Also every time I do drag I've got stuff on the back of my hand everytime
I don't do that I have it all up my arm
That's where I brush the brushes off I go like that afterwards - Oh yeah
So I can just use them for something else
I do that I clean my brushes in the shower
So then I've got all the product on my brush and brush it on my legs
I colour in my tattoos with the brushes
Like, I'm fine with it stinging. Everything is warm there
I'm assuming it's just like--
Yeah open your eyes and see how that looks
Yeah
I think that one's even bigger
God it is, isn't it?
It's massive
So the makeup's done we're about to put a wig on and show you the finished look
This, this ginger one
'Cause we didn't want to go too far away from my normal hair colour
So why not stick with the same one?
Yeah, why-- Don't change your problems. Work around them
Just accentuate them and make them even worse, that's all drag is
So
Yeah
Be back in a sec
Don't change the channel
In this 2 second transition
I look f-- I can't stop looking at myself it's great
So, we just finished the makeup. We just put a wig on
And the look is finished
I look like a woman
I'm kind of happy with this
Yeah - You're amazing
So, anyway, thanks for watching
Thanks for watching, subscribe! 'Cause, yeah, it's him
I want subscribers
Subscriptions
Subs
He just wants things
I want likes, I want views, I want attention, what else do I want?
'Cause he never got them as a child
No
This amazing face I just look snatched
It kinda goes with the green t-shirt, doesn't it?
It does
I'd be waiting just for people to be like, "Oh, so Poison Ivy"
Anyway, um, thanks, bye
(So I think the video's done)
Cool!
Now you need to do your makeup
Mhm
So that's gonna be a separate video
THANKS FOR WATCHING
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