Waddup, dudes (vid contains racist jokes)
It's Vovan here
I mean Oleg
That is Lamy
Hehe boi
Now I'm gonna tell you how to beat Dark Souls 3
Actually it's not that hard
People who can't beat Dark Souls just think that the game's so hard and can't just not to be stupid
(pic says: He can't pass through the first boss. Yeah, he's a loser.)
Makes sense
To pass the game you need two things:
Brain and hands
If you have hands, then you need brain
Without hands game may be difficult
We don't wanna complicate, so leave the vid if you don't have any of those
But if you have all of the stuff
Then listen here:
For the first you should know that you're just a little bird of kiwi
In a large pathetic jungle
Pathetic as all of those DS guides
As black as my slaves of my goddamn plantation of cucumbers
Now we sould go back to the guide
Take all of your sausages, 'cause we're going down the hell
You must make yourself a sammich out of cucumbers
To not die and don't see one of those "wasted" sign variation
What did you expect?
Even in real life you will see that sign one day.
#wasted
Real fact, my boys
You must choose a class to play
Choose wisely, you kitten
And go forward in progress
Avoid the attacks of all those gross monsters
'CAUSE THEY WANT TO KILL YOUR KITTENS
BEWARE OF LOSING YOUR CATS BECAUSE THEY'RE SOOO IMPORTANT
Shitty cats could save your life
...or you can eat them and not die
That's estus. You wot?
You can toss your cat-bombs around
to run away and NOT DIE
wut
It means cats are SO goddamn important in this game
If you don't have an in-game cat,
Take the real one and put it under your butt
Fill the cat with fire and rage you get from the f**ing game
But when you slash your way to the first boss you should know..
..that the boss isn't that easy..
..and you must hit that mofo
Yes, my friend. You heard me right.
To pass through DS3 you must hit all of those stupid asses
I understand that the information I told you can shock you
But please don't go nuts
like me (#AINSLEY4LIFE)
Try to not be killed by bosses
'cause even with your cats you can get rekt
Kill the summoned units of all those shit-heads
to get more cats
to defeat some new sh*tty bosses
SmAsH that moving sh*t with your frying pan
because it is not enough graceful
and you can't use it in PUBG
But now I'll end the guide with those words:
Good bye everybody and remember: "Today you might have cats, but yesterday you may not" - Confucius.
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MUSE - The Dark Side [Official Music Video] Reaction - Duration: 5:40.
What's up guys your boy docrafts here welcome back to another reactions
So we'll be reacting to a new music video that Muse just came out with and it's called the dark side
official music video so accredits
to the music video and
Without any third dude, let's not waste any time and this music video is like about four minutes and rep
Rounded so we're gonna start it in three two one. Let's go
The dark side reminds me of like I'm Star Wars
Dark side
Okay, I'm liking that so far
Wow
With that supercar
Hey, what is that like I'm a for a Ferrari?
Wow that looks cool I couldn't omit that that looks cool also
Whoa, Oh better dry fast. Oh, man
How long till you did that music video
Like how long did they make that?
Looks cool
Wow look at that thing
To be honest, this song kind of makes me that I'm about to fall asleep to be honest
I'm not hating I'm just saying that it kind of makes me tired
Wow, he just Joe threw that thing Wow the second Atlanta oh
Wow look at her
School that the background Oh
That looks cool
Mmm
Wow, its
And he's going in sick in the city all that drift or that was sick
I
Could omit the music video was really cool and to
be honest, it was kind of satisfying as well to be honest also, so other than that guys
I hope you guys join my reaction. Please make sure to drop that like button or
smash it and
Comment down below if you guys enjoy my reaction and
The music video as well comment down below if
What your thoughts about my reaction and the music video itself subscribe to my channel and turn
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Yeah, oh they're not guys I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you guys in the next video goodbye everyone
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Omega's Dark Side of the Moon: A Backstory | SwissWatchExpo - Duration: 6:36.
From SwissWatchExpo…
Watch History. Omega's Dark Side of the Moon. The backstory of the popular collection.
As an icon of modern watchmaking, it's quite known that the Omega Speedmaster is the first
watch on the Moon, and is the official watch of NASA.
Thanks to its heritage of space exploration, the Speedy has become the perfect platform
to field tributes to space missions such as the Apollo, and the Gemini.
One of the most popular tribute collections is the 'Dark Side of the Moon'. Not many
know that it is a tribute to the Apollo 8 mission, which turns 50 this year. Here's
the backstory of the collection, and the mission that inspired it.
Before the historic landing of the moon, the Apollo 8, and astronauts Frank Borman, James
Lovell Jr. and William Anders, made history as the first mission to take humans to the
moon, and back.
Launched on December 21, 1968, the crew entered the lunar orbit three days later, in time
for Christmas Eve. Not an easy feat, as in order to put the spacecraft in the right spot,
it had to be out of contact with Earth, on the far side of the moon.
Seconds before the spacecraft disappeared beyond the range of radio contact, Lovell
spoke these final assuring words to ground control. "We'll see you on the other side."
But they made it. When they did, a live broadcast was made, where the crew showed pictures of
the Earth and the Moon as seen from their spacecraft, and delivered a special message.
"We are now approaching lunar sunrise…"
"and for all the people back on Earth, the crew of Apollo 8 has a message that we would
like to send to you."
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form,
and void;"
"and darkness was upon the face of the deep."
"And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters."
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
"And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness."
"And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a Merry Christmas
-- and God bless all of you, all of you on the good Earth."
Not only did the crew become the first people to orbit another world, they were also the
first to see the so called 'dark side of the moon'. This phrase actually refers to
the far, unseen side of the moon that faces away from the Earth, rather than the absence
of light on it.
While it's not as widely known as the moon landing, it was through Apollo 8 that they
tested the flight trajectory to the moon, and operations for coming back. Its success
showed the world that it was possible to bring people to the moon.
Inspired by the successful mission, and the mysteriousness and allure of space, Omega
came up with the 'Dark Side of the Moon' collection.
Still based on the iconic design of the MoonWatch, the collection is unique in that it doesn't
make use of steel or gold; rather it is crafted from a single block of black zirconium oxide
ceramic. The first watch of the series was launched in 2013, followed by an extension
of the line in 2015.
The first of the collection is the Dark Side of the Moon Watch, a sleek and sporty take
on the original MoonWatch.
Aside from the ceramic case and dial characteristic of the collection, it comes with Moonwatch-style
hands crafted in striking 18k white gold, and two ceramic subdials at 3 and 9 o'clock.
Meanwhile, the Vintage Black model uses a distressed, brown palette that reinforces
the vintage feel.
It features hour, minute and chronograph seconds hands, indices, markers and text that have
been given a vintage, yellow Super-LumiNova treatment.
The Pitch Dark model, on the other hand, features an all-black construction with a few highlights.
Everything is black, from the case, dial, lugs and strap – while the hands, hour markers,
and tachymeter scale are adorned by the traditional neon white Super-Luminova pigment.
Quite naturally, the Grey Side of the Moon followed the collection.
The lighter shade was the product of more advanced research into colored ceramics. Inspired
by lunar dust, the construction is made from white ceramic that has been transformed to
grey, through exposure to temperatures of 20,000 degrees Celsius.
In 2018, the Apollo 8 mission celebrates its 50th year, and Omega makes a fitting tribute
with the Apollo 8 Dark Side of the Moon Watch. Launched in Baselworld in March. It's the
first of this collection to have a skeletoned dial, to reveal a blackened dial inspired
by the moon's surface.
The Apollo 8 Mission was a bold step for space exploration. The Omega Speedmaster Dark Side
of the Moon collection is a fitting tribute for man's achievement
And a great way to remember the men who have risked their lives, to go where no man has
ever been before.
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