Listen to me look at me right now
Pay very close attention I am speaking directly to you, my name is Markiplier but this is important. This game?
is
disgusting it is absolutely 100% gross because it is 100%
absolutely about poop but, not just poop. poop in every shape, form,
methodology,
physiology, like every way that you could think about poop I believe that this
game has it in it. I have not even played this game I've only seen the trailer and the only reason that I'm playing it
is because it looked goddamn hilarious and yes there are going to be poop
jokes, but i'm warning you ahead of time because I am trying to prepare you even now
you're, rolling your eyes, going okay, mark all right whatever, oh whatever-
No! Listen, this game...
is going to take a lot of fortitude, it's going to take a lot of investment and if you are not
prepared for this right now
please leave.
Just go, go on your day, because what
you're looking at on those screens are not legs. Those are butt cheeks, and I'm about to press a button that's probably
going to change my life forever.
I warned you...
I warned you so if you're sticking with me you're sticking with me through the whole thing. You don't walk
away, halfway through because, oh, no i'm grossed out now
No, you leave now or you leave never. You are in this with, me or you're without
me and if you're with me you need to show it. Show, me your dedication. Hit that dingdong like button
Because if- I'm telling you there's gonna be people that are just gonna be like ah whatever I did- gross, I'm outta here, no
you're with me, and you're here for the long-term and if you're with, me show me by
smashing that like button. Drop a deuce on that sweet like button, and let's do this.
Oh...
If i have to suffer through this it's good to know that you guys are brave enough to suffer through this with me.
I'm sorry birdie.
Oh god the jiggles-!
I'm just a floating ass oh i'm upside down now. I am literally just a floating butt
Move, no i can't move i can't even move, ah..
Oh, boy
Oh what did I do? I don't even know what I did!
Now why is it a shotgun?!
Ok.. what am I doing
Okay, whoa hey, well i think i may have found a way?
You know never mind i don't like it as much as i thought i might what, oh, oh?
We didn't even start
We were just at the menu.. We have "Temporal Leakage",
"Voyage on Septic Seas"
"Things That Go Dump in the Night",
"Shits of the Father,"
"Only the Penetrated man Shall Pass"?
What is that?
"Incorporeal Asscension,"
"A Love That Grew in Night Soil,"
"The Longest Deuce.."
I want to go with "Things That Go Dump in the Night" cuz that sounds nice and terrifying, and I feel like
I don't know, maybe... Did i do it..?
Oh, wait enter to go back, space to begin, okay, whatever. [reading] Experimental food source 'Gribble's' seem to have developed
some sort of hierarchy. They are interested in the main subject for unknown reasons. A scouting party is inbound. Just how smart are these foodstuffs?
What?
okay, here we go this reminds, me of the great poop mountain in uh,
Conker's bad fur day
Fueh day
Conker's bad fur day, sorry i was just trying to not throw up.
And the thing about this is, if you go check out the trailer for this game you would actually be
incredibly impressed.
'Cause the trailer for this game is quite impressive.
And i don't know, what i'm looking at
Oh, what the heck? Wh- what are you?
[voice] Cm'on! We're almost there!
[different voice] We're gonna get us out lickety split.
(indisinct whispering overlapped by 'Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies')
Balthus, will lead us to liberty his plan cannot fail i see it the gateway i smell gas in the air
What what am i what am i my poop goblin?
What am i the foodstuff gribble's
What is going on this is so weird?
whoa, whoa whoa hey, whoa, whoa, oh, my, god oh, my, god oh, my, god oh my god
oh, my, god, oh, my, god, oh, my god
Hate it hate it hate it hate it so much
What duh?
so i
Fuck with that that, was the scariest thing i've ever seen in any game ever
Is it a poof, game it's in a fucking poop game
I don't know i don't know, where i am i don't know, what i'm doing i don't know
What i'm trying to do here what am i trying to?
What is that what? Is what the flying fucker duck, is that, oh?
Why, did we come here
What have i done what have you committed to and you can't leave now you made a promise you promise
Okay, oh no, oh, no?
Oh, okay, never mind
okay, do i
Is this a turd? Is it? Its a turd isn't it. Oh god Oh no
Hell i live this is real life this, is game is this game real life is a
Guillotine family fun machine okay apparently on the baby in the crib i don't know, what's going on there?
Why are things floating in zero g
Aren't then mcgowan's will be coming over any minute for bridge and bayleaf entrails are all over the ceiling then
Jump it's on the new, gas boy just ten pumps of the beacon will light driving back, those terrible
Oh, oh, oh?
I don't even know i don't understand, oh?
always i cuz i
Don't know
i
Feel i feel, like i've stepped into a wormhole hell do i have to push these, buttons
whoa
okay i
Did that oh i can wiggle, my butt cheeks with the q and e keys
i don't understand i don't understand i don't understand what's happening?
Why it's happening i don't understand anything is this helping is this hurting i see something i don't know, what i see?
Frankly i'd i don't understand, oh, oh?
Okay, okay alright i guess i gotta fight him back, oh, oh, oh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa?
oh, my god
oh, oh
oh great googly-moogly i think i just gotta fight him, back but, oh my, god
Hes scary oh joe joe joe joe joe joe joe hiatt i have no idea i don't
understand i'm at a complete loss of
Everything this is simultaneously the most disturbing and most confusing, ok just disturbing it's it's
Simultaneously disturbing and just disturbing i am pooping
Into the mat open mouths of i'm frozen
it's frozen i think i am i are we we just i
Think i made, my, way back to the, main, menu that was?
Totally, seizing up there i'm gonna try to go
Back into that one i guess i don't think i got to the end of it i think my problem
Was i tried to press the diary, button
Which i didn't know it could be a problem
Ohayo, you're here early
So they're talking, about they're talking, about like, what's happening here for some reason this is like a common thing and uh
A little unsure as to, why but apparently it is a common thing, okay?
Goodbye, goodbye goodbye farewell farewell farewell farewell, okay?
Alright, do we have another on the way, oh?
I think, i think there's someone at the window, but i'm pushing, them, back i think i guess like most creatures they
Don't like being cooped upon or have poop rocketed at them at very high speeds, oh?
My, god what is that?
What is that? Oh? What? Is that i don't know what that is oh i just see it alright see it though alright by me
It is behind me but i don't know, what it is oh?
Oh it's like some giant
Jiggly, baby head the weird thing, is that the thing i don't like in the thing i never wanted to happen in my life
When i was playing this game is to get used to it but i think
I'm starting to get used to it oh i wanted to get closer so i can
See it but i then again i actually kind of don't
wobble
Horrible horrible too close too close i get the picture, oh, horrible, oh?
No, oh no?
Too, close, oh too, close too close too close, oh too, close the monster goes to go, oh?
too, close too close
so
Close i think he got a poop in their mouth which is i don't know, why i?
Didn't think of it before i was trying to poop in their, eyes cuz
You know i thought that would be a thing that demons in the dark would not want hope in their eyes
it got quiet i think i've, had this permanent grimace on my
Face i don't think i'm ever gonna, be able to recover from it mom and dad i hope you're proud of your baby, boy, oh?
That's that's not?
okay
Okay, and it all comes crumbling back down, okay i don't know, what your job is but i don't think it did it very?
well if you're that kind of defense thing that was supposed to save me from all this look i
Don't think, what i hadn't died because we?
oh
No, can't move look, i didn't know, what i was getting into?
We struck oil oh, oh, no that's not oil, okay?
berea college
Christmas dinner that's how. I
Heard his parents came into town from
Cleveland i thought john was raised
By the state don't think so they came into town last fall keep them himself
just, like, mama did
Hey, britt yeah
connie
john
was overseas for two years and those two boys couldn't have been more than a few months old when he got back right and
Johnny said that he didn't know. That she was pregnant
That's all he ever said on the matter
All i know i guess he doesn't say too much anymore
And killed brentford swears up
And hank she's in the other latest our caring for another young man same time
She's real, ugly, with a big face
They, hadn't seen her since
Age i lived a strange guy, didn't let's take it back again
No killing what'd she do to that house all those years while john was away?
You, don't think those boys, had anything to, do with the accident
Yeah, molly could have been messing around town, but she know, now i couldn't have no money
File to ceiling fan cut. In draft damn things or dead traitors
where is she tonight i
think, you took, the day, off said, he wasn't feeling too, well and
There's, no said he was going home
What others?
You know the chief not since she came back from the war
Yet maybe, was just in those frenchie's a little too long now, what he said, oh?
Something, about their wing at the mauna gateway of magnum bellucci house that was about it rich
What i faded?
he said
Something about
their median our
dominican gateway, oh
Well you know is it house?
That should give us cause to were you thinking yeah
He still got the co shop i suppose probably just still needs to readjust
Hell, my cousins hadn't said a, damn word since in the years of the war
Least chiefs been productive you know what would all those crafts in arts
i
Got helen rhonda
Says his mother knows
Wandering around town, square kicker is it is the old lass been dead for
15 years now
Looks, like the god damn depth of samba huddle at. Hawkins, again it's that ground rain too many
strange things
come on
Huh, what what okay?
What what why, what?
What what what what what what what?
What what what i spent all that time listening to that exposition and you are just going to
zombie attack me
What what?
What i didn't i have, no idea what the hell's it was trying to be a dentist something about the demonic portal underneath an outhouse
Apparently, that was all by design okay, back in the baby crib baby, oh, oh?
Oh, oh it's a wagon, oh i'm in a wagon, oh boy
But but in a wagon and apparently those guys got killed, by a zombies
What about gribble's. Oh whoa, whoa, hey whoa, what's happening, what's getting all goopy over here i don't know
Why i'm here or what i'm supposed to be doing i don't understand anything all these intricate storylines are coming together all over the
But they're all coming together because of a but
That's that's like at the end of the day
This is all like happening around
A but there's way too much plot why, is it all featured around, button, boop, this could be anything but button, boop
What am i doing where am i going i'm lost i'm a. Child wandering around or wagon or maybe i'm not a. Child
Maybe i'm just a butt, oh is that a, door i can go through
yes, oh it is
Nope, no thank you, no just big big big, no to that straight
it's allotted
we're the invaders here
not them
we're
borrowing, these are
But they cannot see the truth
And that's how
okay
What who's getting full of topical over there in the poop, game this is a poop kid lost poop game i played
Was just poop in my soup
Thanks unless when i played, and yet here i am in it in an, among the sleep
Style game about a butt baby
and just
Having having a nice old time and a whack going around pooping on things and then everything's getting horrible and the world is being taken?
Over by gribble's, oh?
Oh, no, no that's not what i wanted i'm gonna
Go, back to the menu because i am literally like i'm you
I have no answers you have no i have nothing, but. Questions there's there's nothing good i
Mean it's good that's the problem like it's. Good that's the problem it's a
Joke, why, why is it good why, is there a story that i want to know more of in his boop
This, is meghan, is it's her, do?
All that do this one oma and opa?
Seven years one months three days 12 hours three minutes 23 seconds since last confirmed connection to hq
Fan iran structure semi-stable tangents trains, still strong even producing fluctuations independent streams unable to receive measurements subject, alive
Still living with unauthorised recipient foster's please advised
S100 no let's go to oman opa, oh?
This, was that it moved on to the next chapter?
oh
It's all a continuing story then i fucking, miss some context, oh?
maybe i should have been a little more cognizant of the fact that it was it's supposed to be an order i
know i don't understand
Why, there were little gremlins
Alright let's go to the mother dumb pissed of course subject in question required
unauthorized displacement relocation of high-profile variable inbound unregistered stork unit generation two with unknown, operator, coordinates 12
By eighty nine, by ninety eight, by eight nine one nine 109 delta group
Okay, mother dumb pissed clown cometh eat
nope
Mother dumbest we're
Going to mother dump a sieve this is where i went wrong i started in the middle and everything, was weird now it's gonna move
Nazis it's nazis
It doesn't make sense
Us for god's sake, well who are, we not z's why, was i his neighbors i dunno taylor, why am i abbas
generator
Begin this little, oh a hundred eastern december 1st
1970 secretary for convergence with prime you think
You've been posting the boys, and prevention like the stoner the first one we actually physically
it
I, want to make sure
oh
i'm innocent i don't even have a head to shoot i
Surrender i've got both cheeks way up, oh?
boy, jai, do you like it jiggle as though as you, want okay i am so conduced i
Have never been marked confused
Okay, i think i get it now. I think i'd makes perfect, sense i am a time traveling but, and
I am i was causing problems. By trying to alter the past and they caught me and
now, they were about to punish, me but then, they got interrupted, by another time traveler, who is not a but but probably has one
And now i'm lost
What was that why, do i have a shotgun, well ah
no occupied
That's a bit of a, dumb laugh, oh?
Where'd my shotgun
i
do i do
Excuse me i was pooping
Polishes poo banga i fucking do that
Fuck, okay, okay i got oh?
okay
You, have so much to tell me
hey, oh
i see nice, oh no i see okay i was supposed to ah i get it i
Accidentally let him in by not latching it there's some dumb man and i'm also a butt
Today alright i got that i can't shoot you apparently it's keep pooping but one of these, days i'm good
You must do what
Let's do what oh that don't look good no?
Which what happened to your baby, oh?
No, oh there's a demon it uh i got poop i don't know
It's a poop, oh?
I don't know
Okay, i don't know what that was all about so slurry i don't understand this game was running
some butter the clown
the clown the clown, oh no i know i know i don't want the clown, no
okay
Okay, this game is beyond me?
This, game is beyond my ability to comprehend this game is so intricately deep that
aikman mind can't wrap, my head around its but logic i
I've got nothing i've got no words you've been on this journey with, me because you made a promise and
I fear i've led, you astray or led. You down the path of enlightenment because
Frankly i don't know
Which this
Game is so beyond anything i could have ever expected out of it and i've only scratched the surface i jumped ahead didn't know
What happened jumped up beginning don't know. What happened i could jump to the end i probably still not know, what happened
So i'm gonna leave it here
for now
Cuz, maybe you guys, want to see more of this but then, again, maybe you really
Don't want to see more of this god what if i stream this game
What if i did oh i have no idea but that's the thing right the voice acting is really good the story
Seems integrate and it doesn't seem like just bumbling nonsense it seems like there's actually something there
I could literally start to piece something together here but i don't want to huh
Anyway i'm an and this year i'm gonna try to reclaim, my sanity you guys, let me know
What you thought of this down in the comments, below, but i'm sure the comments
Have just been a cavalcade of what flying fuck the, whole time i can't say i had a, bad dumb i cannot say my
Jaw has been on the floor the whole time but honestly this game is not bad for a. Flying but
They're all ideas in poop it's surprisingly, not bad so thank you everybody so much for watching hope, you enjoyed it remember
Australia we're coming to you, new zealand, check the description for dates amsterdam will coming your way
Check, the description and if you made it through this through the trial and pain and suffering
leave a like
to show that you made
It through and you were dedicated enough
Cuz there is going to be those that failed, along the way but you were strong
You, made it all the way to the end and thank you for that without you here by, my side i couldn't
Have survived this so thank you everybody, someone for watching
Check out the other non poop or poop related, games that i blade and as always i will see you
In the next video
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