What's up, everybody? Rob here!
You! Have found yourself watchin' another brand new series here on ThreadBanger;
Man VS Spin.
That's right! Just another ridiculous show that rhymes with "Pin..."
However, this idea, it wasn't mine.
It was all...yours.
To be more specific, it was actually "avery jerina" 's idea.
She kept on leaving this comment OVER and OVER again.
Thousands of you liked up the idea,
and again, since you created it,
if it turns it out to be a giant pile of f*ckin' dog sh*t, it's [thankfully] not my fault!
The rules are very simple. You spin the wheel three, different, times,
And they all have categories on there, which you, uh, have given to me
uh, either through the comments or on social media.
We take all three of those, we put them together we got our project.
Kind of like BuzzFeed's running out of ideas,
but this one uses a spinning mechanism, hence the name of the show.
Are you ready, or are you just gonna f*ckin' stare at my t-shirt all episode?
C'mon, Let's spin this f*ckin' thing.
So, over here are our project suggestions,
like the base of the project,
things like Mac & Cheese, Candles, Slime, Shot Glasses,
an array of projects.
Alright, you ready? Here we go, big spin, big spin!
Pizzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
We're makin' pizza!
I got a second step to this, we gotta spin this board,
which is now loaded,uh, with your different Adjectives, Colorful Descriptions, and such.
All the- all the internet things.
Spin the Wheel of Fate over here...
What's it gonna be? Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go-
Deep-fried it is!
So far we've got Deep-fried Pizza,
which doesn't sound like a terrible thing. [god f*ckin hopefully...]
However; I'm gonna throw one more into the mix over here and see what we, uhh, what we come up with.
Alright, come on now.
Glow in the dark,
you don't say.
What am I making?!?
Well, y'know what? F*ck it, let's add one more to the mix here.
Why not??
*something* all f*ckin' day.
Mini it is...!
Alright, let's put 'em all together here:
Mini, Glow-in-the-dark,
What the f*ck was it..
Mini, Deep-fried, Glow-in-the-dark Pizza!
Yeah, yeah!
That's the project we're attempting today.
I gotta go to the store, I gotta pick up the supplies,
I'll be right back, hang on to your.. -your h-hats..?
Are you wearing a hat? I don't know.
I'll be back! *Spongebob's "Later"
Let's see, what do we got here,
some, uh, moots-arel, [or mozzarella]
some deep-fried stuff,
pepperoni,
pizza dough,
and this, I saw this can and I was like:
'Oh, f*ck yeah!'
Don Peppino's pizza sauce.
Look at that f*ckn' guy, huh?
I don't know if he's pointing that his d*ck or what?
Is that his Peppino?? [i f*cking hope not...]
Let's get to rollin' out some dough.
Get some flour here, on the counter.
Like a f*ckin' pro over here.
Well, I mean, a pro would have probably made his own pizza dough,
but f*ck all /that/!
{This sounds exactly as it looks.}
Oh yeah.
Now it's time to do a little bit of pizza shapin'.
Phew, it's tiring.
Just like you see at the- at the pizzeria,
ya do a little bit of this,
ya do a little bit of a 'Ay! Oh!'.
I'm pretty f*ckin' good at this.
I missed my f*cking calling.
*drops dough, hits something. *whispers* Jesus...
Roll it.
Phew!
Gettin' the workout in for today.
Gotta get your back into it here.
Woo!
Ohh!
Whoa!
Pretty good, pretty f*ckin' good.
Look at that-- Oh, nevermind...
*Rob being himself, a.k.a. stupid
Come on, just get into a goddamn circle already!
Alright, here we go, here we go.
This is it, boom!
Close enough.
I'm gonna fold these over, I think, that's how you make the crust, maybe..?
I don't know how you make a f*ckin' pizza.
Well that looks like f*ckin' garbage. [like my life]
But, alright, it's gonna work.
Next step, bust out your Don Peppino's,
grab a couple spoonfuls of that and just swirl into the pizza.
Alright, next step, grab your moots-arel{mozzarella}.
Moots-arel! That's how they say it in Italian.
Uh, and now you just kind of sprinkle your cheese on,
all over, get it in there.
I'm gonna season it, I guess, with some pepperoni here.
Yes.. yes...
Absolutely!
Pop that into the oven here for, uhhhh,
I don't know, however long you f*ckin' cook a pizza for
at whatever f*ckin' degree.
425? 475? Who the f*ck knows.
I remember the second part of this project
We're gonna tackle the glow-in-the-dark
Aspect there's honestly not a lot of glow-in-the-dark options
However, the latest trend has been putting B
vitamins since they glow putting those in food
And so I'm gonna add this I think to the flour in which we're going to use to deep-fry
The making pizza to do that I'm gonna grind these B vitamins
Up in a little mortal mortal and pestle mortar mortar and pestle and whatever this
Thing is the crusher upper vitamin can thingy oh?
Hello....[okee then]
Now that these are crushed, I'll mix them in with my flour stir that up real good
And honest, I just want to check to see if this will even work so I got myself a black light here
Oh, yeah, look at this glow-in-the-dark
Flower that was fucking easy. Oh next step grab yourself an egg and just beat the sh*t out of it and f*cking Martha
f*cking Stewart over here not all of your deep frying ingredients are in order
We're moving on to the third step of this project. Which is the deep fried part? We got our deep fryer over here?
We're setting it up to
350 degrees and now for the fourth and final aspect
I'm gonna be making mini slices of pizza pizza is ready over here. Oh and look at that
Oh good-looking pizza pie
I don't know why I still use this oh
Here we go these are looking good. Yeah
Look at that little mini slices of pizza is that getting cute all right here
Goes nothing really here. Goes absolutely nothing nothing will probably happen, but that's the risk we take here at man vs. Pin
We're gonna take our first mini slice of pizza over here
And I guess just dip it into the egg swish that around get it covered dip it into the glow-in-the-dark
Flour and we're just gonna get a lot of that on there as much as we can I'm gonna double dip - okay all right
Should be good you ready for it
Smells good will in the dark deep-fried in pizza
Did you even think that you would wake up this morning and this would be a part of your life?
I did I didn't that is turning out crispy and beautiful. Oh yeah here we go
May, I present to you the first-ever mini deep-fried glow-in-the-dark piece Pizza do one more here for good
Measure I'm not sure what that even can means who the f*ck is measuring what you know I mean
I can't wait for you to try this this is gonna be
Amazing I don't get up the glows in the dark at this point, so let's test it out. I'm gonna turn off all these lights
Holy SH
holy
Sh*t you guys we did it, that's it this is something, I don't know what but it's something oh
God damn it. There's the other one that is a mini
deep-fried glow-in-the-dark
F*ckin piece of pizza this exists all thanks to you out there all right, so here we go
Let's learn it eat this thing right here this
agh
this absolutely terrible and what is happening with my got to go in for another little taste here, Oh mmm Oh
Second time around not bad
you know you should try this this is you would like this actually probably here grab a little a little bit of that a
Little bit was like aftertaste, but not that bad
From my face
Don't look at me. I gotta turn light here cool
Well there it is there. It was a
Mini, deep-fried glow-in-the-dark pizza right here. What a way to spend the day am I right together?
We make we made this if you want to see more of the show do me a favor leave some suggestions
Down in the comments below for some stuff like you throw over here on this wheel that not here anymore, okay?
If you're bored you want to see more stupid sh*t,
I just put up a video over my personal channel
Which I which is just another place on the internet where I act like please let her finish
I'll leave all the links down in the description subscribe there and subscribe here like up this video
If you haven't done that already, and I'll see you around here the next time that I see you around here
Maybe it's a couple days. Maybe it's next week. I'm not sure. I don't know
I don't know what the next projects gonna be I don't know if it's gonna be man versus paying the man vs.
Science of man vs.. Tim a man vs.. Print versus pigeon or a cream versus pinburrough
I don't know. We'll see I'll see you there though. Whatever the whatever it is you know?
We're in this to the end
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