My hero needs to wake up.
What is that?
This is your new lucky bunny.
It's a beautiful thought, Carly,
but I don't think it's the whole bunny that's lucky.
You see, it's just this section here.
You see, it's just the rabbit foot that's lucky.
Well, it's just a good luck charm. To help you think positive?
Today's important.
Come on, get up.
- Hey, wear that nice tie. - Yeah.
You need any money for lunch?
No, I don't need any money for lunch. I have money from yesterday's lunch.
You love it, don't you? I'm just your American boy toy.
A lover boy toy.
You know how demoralizing it is to have saved the world twice
and still be groveling for a job?
People don't know you saved the world, Sam.
I mean, I do. I believe you.
The government knows. I mean, they could hook me up with a job
right here in D.C.
I mean, I should be working with the Autobots, otherwise it's not fair.
Come on, they paid for your college. The President gave you a hero medal.
Thank you, man. Great job.
That's the coolest thing that ever happened to me.
All right, guys.
- What the fuck! - Wow.
And, as I recall, that wasn't even the highlight of your day.
Mr. Ambassador, here.
British Embassy, you're up next.
No, you don't wear it. See, you've gotta... The box.
I couldn't, even if I wanted to.
You're supposed to leave it in the box, right?
You keep it in this. What a gorgeous box.
Oh, yeah. My medal. You know who gave that to me?
- Who? - POTUS.
President of the United States.
Babe, it's hard for everybody to get a job.
I don't have time. You see, my parents are gonna be here in a week
on their road trip Partybus World Tour.
If my dad gets here and I don't have a job,
he's gonna spank me. You know, it's go time for me.
All right, tonight, I'll give you a job.
Romance me with a nice dinner and maybe you can get that bonus.
- Get lucky. - Get him out of here.
Wait. No, no, no, no.
- Oh, he's gross! - She's good.
They're stranded here. Somebody's got to watch out for them.
Yesterday, that one was in my underwear drawer.
Did research. Looking real good, too.
No need to hit me.
- You are not a normal boyfriend. - That's what you love about me.
- Crybaby. - We're not at the love word yet.
Maybe a little bit closer when you're covering your half of the rent.
Good-bye.
Frickin' shorting my circuits out here!
It's inhumane, what it is! Make us live in a box
on a balcony, right next to a beast! Like a common animal!
Stop, okay?
You and your creepy sidekick can't be in here without permission.
According to who? Miss Blondie Blonde?
Giddyup, little doggie!
- Yo, Brains, wassup? - Doing good.
Shit, I seen this one. It's the one where Spock goes nuts.
You know, Sam, I don't know about moving in with this chick.
What if she dumps us like the last girl?
She was mean. Didn't like her.
Us guys got to stick together.
We are family.
No, we are not family. You're a political refugee,
and I have finally found someone who appreciates me for me.
Well, you tell her that we're not your pets,
and we're not your toys!
All right? We're an advanced, genius alien race just looking for a home.
- Maybe it wasn't such a good idea. - Didn't have to stop.
Come on. What're they going to do, tow it?
Where is he?
Sammy!
- Come on, that's funny! - Sam.
I missed you guys so much.
Sure, you did. What do you think?
- Look at that. - Cute.
- You look old. - Stop it.
Feel like I can see the end.
I love your little tie. Hey, where's my girl?
- Where's my beautiful Carly? - She's at work, Ma.
She's got a new job. You guys said you were gonna be here in a week.
The 21st, not the 11th, Dad, remember?
We just hauled ass in this thing.
- We stopped for gas. - This thing. The love tub, it flies.
Are we keeping you from something? Like, say, your job?
Well, it's about time. You had us worried.
I have job interviews.
That's good.
- That sucks. - Stop it.
You don't have to be so negative, Dad. You know, you're in D.C.
You're here with your son and your family.
- I mean, it's a good time. - It sucks that you don't have a job.
Yeah, but there's good things to do here, too, right?
Right? Museums and monuments, okay?
- I'll see you tonight. - I'm bagging the gift.
Sam, I think for an interview you should wear real pants.
I think for life, you should wear real pants.
What happened to Bumblebee?
He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.
- Your car has a job, huh? - Stop.
What does it change into?
It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma.
I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.
No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee,
if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.
Come on, we'll give you a ride!
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