I want my shoes to be practical but also
let people know that I know about
politics and I'm smart AF like why do
these even exist he looks like he has no
soul in his eyes are just black
bottomless pits I wonder if these shoes
need their own car insurance because
what are these what are those we got
some Mercedes shoes like I want to know
where these actually made my Mercedes or
is this some type of DIY project
someone's created that has surfaced the
web and I found it and put it in a video
are these real shoes it's somebody wore
you know those people who are like very
proud of being a certain car owner and
then they started like dressing all the
swag and they're like they just need to
let the world know this sweater is
horrible but I also need one right now
there's cats all over it like what it's
very kind of scary-looking I kind of
like it I kind of need it I feel like
you just always have a friend to cuddle
with remember when I made the video
about the jeans like this ages ago and I
said this is gonna become a trend I mean
I'm not gonna tell you I told you
somebody told yourself
they've become a trend I mean
unfortunately for the world they've
become a trend because you cannot rip
jeans more even if you tried you can't
like there's no more fabric left to rip
my oh my question though is like aren't
you gonna be cold so the winds just
gonna be gonna move through the jeans I
mean why even wear the jeans and like
what do you wear with them now you've
got to put thought into your underwear
that's like just adds a whole nother
level of thinking that I don't want to
deal with what I'm dressing myself I
don't want have to think about my
undergarments and they look good with my
outfit no no no no no that stuff is you
just put it on blind you don't care what
you put on if there's lion roars it's
gonna be a little stinky up in here am i
right cuz that's all you can think of is
why would you put the placement of the
animal head area mmm it just doesn't
doesn't make me feel warm and fuzzy
inside it makes you feel like cringe not
to lie this is kinda trippy like I'm if
you look a little bit cross-eyed you can
see something happening also another
thing she kind of runs Eva kite like do
you think she's tried flying with those
because my work
I know sometimes with fashion you gotta
take risks but tell me one thing why is
this woman wearing a urinal on herself
oh you're not does she not know that
people he and that thing like I feel
like lady you're doing it but you should
not be dressed as something that makes
me wanna puke I mean I know I shouldn't
be talking I should be the last person
talking because I don't nothing about
fashion like literally nothing like zero
like I'm here wearing bell sleeves
yellow bell sleeves I mean I kind of
like them because like they go like this
and then they fall in my food and then
it's just a disaster but maybe I should
be in this video as well I mean I am in
the video but I mean like Hawking above
myself and being like oh what you're
wearing go
Nicki Minaj Queen but no matter how much
of a queen anybody is I don't think they
can pull up his hair like this hair
looks like cotton candy and Connie candy
should be in my tummy and not on my hair
Cassius I mean she almost pulls it off
I'm still like not a fan of the hair
band of her not of the hair don't get it
twisted
wow those are shoes that just want to
break your ankles like that is a ankle
break waiting to happen I am actually
terrified for her ankles I know I said
this a million times ankle ankle ankle
but protect yourself don't wear those
shoes first of all there's no heel
sacral they're hella high you can pull
upward hella high shoes but they got to
be properly supportive this is not look
support her she just looks like she's
gonna fall back and then someone's gonna
have to run and catch her and it ain't
gonna be me because I don't know where
she is I mean if I knew where she was I
try now you guys couldn't say what you
want about the fashion but my first
instinct was to jump on her back and go
magic carpet and I feel like if that's
people's first instincts you probably
shouldn't wear because I feel like it
doesn't lead to a lot of uncomfortable
situation people are gonna get sued I'm
not actually I'm jumping her back I'm
saying that's kind of what I want to do
because that's what it looks like I can
show you the world shining shimmering
splendid hope this guy really doesn't
get the urge to kick someone in the butt
because that's gonna hurt who's that you
need to be that pointy like I can't
think of any reason why they need to be
that pointy like does it help you
balance oh my god whatever he can rock
back and forth like this on the shoes
like money well spent
now look I'm all for looking both ways
when you cross the street but I don't
think we need to start wearing cones in
our head not now not ever
it's never gonna be me I'm gonna eat my
words next thing you know people are
gonna be wearing cones in their head and
then Gooch is gonna start making cone
head paths and then I'm gonna feel bad
about saying this in the video because
once you say something that the Internet
is there forever
sorry two future people who wear cones
on their heads it wasn't a thing now
okay I don't know what's happened in the
future but right now it's not a thing
now I really appreciate people who reuse
things and try to save money and try to
save the environment wearing a garbage
bag as a shirt I think and I think they
should too because bag is a little
see-through I mean I'm just not living
for it okay I need to be living for it
and I'm not living for it it's just I
just have no words I don't even know
what to say about it it's just it's just
not work you know okay let's not wear
bags do you ever feel like a plastic bag
especially when that plastic bag is a
bag of flaming like Cheerios a flaming
hot cheetos to him I can't even speak
flaming hot Cheerios needs to be a thing
though why isn't that a thing the only
time you should wear a camo suit to prom
is when you're taking out a girl to prom
you don't want your girlfriend to find
out cuz nobody can see you because you
cam a boy yeah I don't think it's how
that works
or does it can you guys even see him
like where is he it's just a girl right
there's nobody there okay I know I'm
supposed to hate this but I kind of dig
it this is like some woman who's a
superhero
oh geez Mon who thinks that I'm like
okay girl you go you go fight em oh
Jesus or with emojis I don't know I
don't have the plot like exactly lay it
out yet but I know there's something to
do with superheroes and emojis and
that's I know you guys make the rest
no but seriously her hair like perfectly
important it's just like like one big
furry suit the sex she reminds me
something so there's this like really
cute like faux fur like black jacket I
wanted and it's like I'm really really
really debating it cuz the jackets
really cute but like on the website it's
like a blonde model wearing it to her
hair like obviously stands out again
it's like a black faux fur and I'm like
my hair so dark it's not black but it's
so dark that I feel like it might blend
and I might look like this this lady and
just like one big ball of fur and I'm
afraid I'm just gonna look stupid so I
haven't I haven't bought it but it just
looks so cozy
cuz it's soft and cuddly and it's
cruelty free so I'm like yeah I'll never
forget you your memory will live on in
my clothing that's what I feel like this
interaction was like he's like putting
his couch on the curb and you say I'm
pretty much you right now again guys no
hate I mean I got equally as odd fashion
sense odd it's still odd odd doesn't
always mean bad now how can I wear this
Fedora without hiding my dreads my
dreads through the hole it just looks so
strange and like makes me feel
uncomfortable like I feel uncomfortable
for his hair very very much so like do
you really need to show your dreads that
much that people can see it coming out
of the sides oh maybe it's cuz he has it
in a ponytail oh I get it now Oh Eureka
the D added his hair in a ponytail and
the Hat just wouldn't fit over it so
he's little screw loose cuts a hole
through it and then puts it through his
ponytail if you really like want to
protect yourself in the Sun I'm not
hating it
just mirrors his woman wearing a shirt
that looks an awful lot like cheesy
fries need like the shirt and the fries
can I get both can I get both up in here
when you have a doctor's appointment at
6:00 but your heavy metal concert is at
7:00 I don't know who this man is or
where he came from but that Pikachu made
it go
I mean I'm laughing but I literally have
a shirt like this it's just not orange
it's like baby pig I think I wore it and
like a few videos I think I wore it in
like a past video like maybe two days
ago or a day ago or a few days ago I
literally was wearing the same thing it
just looks funny because of the rest of
that but I think it's also probably just
cosplay good for everybody in their
creativity you know it may not be
fashionable fashionable passionate
fashionable Wow why is the word so hard
to say fashionable might in saying that
right sounds weird fashionable
fashionable what I'm trying to say is it
may not be fashionable most of this is a
winter outfit which makes me wonder lady
where are your pants
okay you have frostbite on those knees
yeah these don't look weird at all I've
always wanted to wear fish on my feet
and now I finally can dreams do come
true I've seen this picture many times
and every single time it makes me wanna
krill cheese sandwich nicely isn't like
what kind of what he looks like he has
wrapped around him I bet he was just
cold
he was just like oh somebody give me a
blanket I don't even this probably
wasn't even fashion he's just staying
warm and cozy under a blanket okay what
what are we what are we discussing in
this picture is it is it grandpa's hat
honestly I don't even care what he's
wearing look how happy
I wish all of us were that happy look at
his savato he's just like 52 ttttt
anyways guys I hope you enjoyed this
video I love y'all so much
stay awesome stay sweet and don't forget
me know each other
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