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Cùng chơi Dark Souls III - #20: Lâu đài Lothric. - Duration: 1:04:20.

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Dark Bowser kills Mr. Game & Watch/Grounded/Arrested/Executed - Duration: 9:15.

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The Last Dark Moon - Duration: 25:02.

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Water Polo | Dark Souls 2 (part 7) - Duration: 13:57.

Glad I got started on the beer

The ol' liquid patience

Alright

I'll try not to fuck this up

Oh, the ship's right there

That's nice

(laughs) Oh Jesus Christ

Oh, there go those 2 souls

I am going to consider using a torch

Okay so he holds it in his hand instead of a shield

And...

...If I put it away...

...I can't get it back out again?

Whatever, I'll go shield-less

It is much nicer with a torch in hand

Come on down, boys

Yeah that's right

So...

Up the staircase

You can go fuck yourself

Dogs don't like the light either, apparently

Get the hell out of here

Across here...

Somewhere around here

I don't remember where the other door is

That I opened

I know it was fairly early, though

This was to ring the thinger

I don't think I even made it to the ship last time

I was trying to get back and I ended up falling off

"You might be able to light your torch"

"At those fires around the level"

Yeah

I don't even know how I made it over here

Yeah I see you guys hanging off the edge

Shoulder bash did lots

I miss the swift kick

I'm just trying to figure out

How the hell to get back here when I die

That doesn't help

I didn't think I had to go the whole way around

But maybe I do

Yeah, maybe I do

Hmm

Do you have any wisdom to impart?

"Magic-impaired!"

You can go fuck yourself, buddy

"Attacking pointless"

Well

You showed me

Oh, grand

Taking your...

...bow-and-arrow out puts your torch away

Fucking mechanics

Whatever

I guess I don't need it anymore

"Phantom required ahead"

I don't really know what that means

"Boss ahead"

"Try lightning"

Hmm

This guy can just kick my shield in

Did lots

God DAMN it!

(aggravated sigh)

I haven't even really used it!

Who have I fought on the way here?

Un-fucking-real

Well in that case

I wanna make sure I have a backup

Immediately available

Irritating

That's a... nothing

There's something down there...

Sweet

This water makes things a little more difficult

I appreciate the pillar

I'm tired of fighting this side of you

My Lord, you fire arrows slowly

Oh THROUGH the pillar!

Interesting

Is the level filling up with water!?

The ship is sinking

Would be a good time to kill him, probably

Holy shit, HOLY SHIT

Fuck

I'm pretty sure it's still sinking

"I did not know the ship sank"

Well, I took my time with him

And was using a sword at half-strength

So...

Yeah, it seemed as though the ship was sinking

Or at least the bottom was filling with water

I'm pretty unimpressed

With that whole section of the game

You can't just take bonfires out

For more infomation >> Water Polo | Dark Souls 2 (part 7) - Duration: 13:57.

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Wharf Games | Dark Souls 2 (part 6) - Duration: 13:14.

I'm gonna check out that Tower Shield

Frigging heavy YEAH it's heavy

13, Jesus

But...

...still not quite as good as the Old Knight Shield

Whoa, what the fuck was that?

Oh, I was invaded

My controller just vibrated

So I thought I was being attacked

So if it works the same way [in] Dark Souls 2

I should be able to step through this boss door

And it will eject him from my universe

Because I don't care much for PvP

"Dragonrider"

I've heard things about you

Yeah...

Well maybe it's the joint Dragonriders that I read about

Because this guy seems pretty tame

Fat guy, hits pretty hard

Really he just acts like one of those iron guys

That I just fought in this area 50 times

I might actually start just using Lifegems in boss fights

Because that time is so precious

Well, that works

...but still

I'm killing him

He was nothing special

"I did it!"

Bunch of messages here

Yeah he was only 12,000

Ornstein was 20,000

Um

I don't know if there's a bonfire ahead or not

Probably not

Oh there it is, cool

I find bonfires to not be close to each other at all

"Miscreant ahead"

"Be wary of enemy"

Is that you, Patches?

Oh, it's a chick

She sells miracles

Doesn't seem that crazy

"Increases faith"

That's not something I'm gonna do

And I'm not gonna buy any of these

Because I'll never use them

Oh Jesus

Geez

"Getting some supper"

Cool

Yeah, the Twitch chat is in real time

But my voice and screen take ~30 seconds to reach you

So if it feels like there's a chat lag, that's why

Technically the chat's not laggy

It's the video response that is

"Human Effigy"

A "Dark... Dark Troches"

I thought it said "dark torches"

Dark Troches?

"Temporarily boost dark defense"

That might come in handy

Why a bloodstain?

"Soul of a Proud Knight"

Who died here? And how?

"Old Knight Halberd"

Oh it was probably that

Someone tried to run in past that knight

Like a dummy

Sweet

I love a good bonfire

Sup, Johnny Depp?

The messages I'm finding are creepier than the area

They'll say, "Death ahead! Death ahead!"

No death anywhere

Oh fuck off

"Hole"

Ooh!

Hole indeed

I can't see for shit

"Be wary of fire"

Oh you prick

"Hurrah for revenge"

Hurrah indeed

Get the hell out of here

Bloodstains

That is not gonna move

There's a thing in the water

I could be standing right in front of a chest

And not see it

Whatever

You guys can catch up to me

That's a rock

I should-

Holy shit!

What the fuck?

I'm bleeding everywhere

Holy shit!

What the fuck is that!?

What is going on??

Okay

There's something out there

That wants to eat my face

And it had a good couple chances there

The fuck is that?

He came from nowhere

I just walked over here to see

If there were any chests in the water

More than I bargained for

Getting some good loot, though

"Yep, this is an easy area"

"Once you complete it, it takes you to Lost Bastille"

"Big spider creatures are afraid of the light"

Okay

I probably should be carrying a torch, but...

...but whatever

"F for torch"

Okay

"Try sniper spot"

"Ring, by the way projectile"

Ooh that's pretty

Come on

Ran out of Estus LONG ago

"Emit Force"

That's a miracle

"Merchant ahead"

Weird spot for a merchant

But whatever

And bloodstains

That fucking Bleeding racks up pretty quick

"Yeah it's for how much of the torch time you have left"

"You need to have the torch equipped to use it"

"The merchant, he will buy your stuff"

Cool

"Once you talk to him, he leaves"

"And goes to another area, where he stays"

Alright

Yeah, the torch disables your shield

Or something weird? I don't know

I heard your footsteps

I have enough to level up now

Bunch of bloodstains all around

That makes sense

Ooh, bloodstains right in front of the chests

Makes sense!

Stop!

"Happiness ahead"

"Greatsword"

"Be wary of charmer"

I could hear him drinking up here, too

"I wouldn't talk to him right now"

"Save a bunch of items and then"

"Come back and sell them later"

Repair powder doesn't do much

For how expensive it is

I'm just gonna end up fucking breaking it

What the hell did that do?

"Shortcut ahead"

Is that one-way shortcut?

Because that's not really a shortcut

Yeah it's just a fricking drop-off

Doesn't help me at all

I must say

I'm becoming less and less impressed with this area

It wouldn't be so bad with a bonfire

Now my weapon's broken

Which just pisses me off

Really, I could probably go back

Heal up and crap

And then come back for the ship

I don't even know how to get on it yet

I think I'm pretty much-

Oh

Dead anyway

Back to the bonfire we go!

For more infomation >> Wharf Games | Dark Souls 2 (part 6) - Duration: 13:14.

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Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror - Mission 01 - Training 1: Basic Movement - Duration: 6:28.

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Light x And X Dark - Duration: 23:54.

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다크 피닉스 Dark Phoenix 공식 예고편 (한국어 자막) - Duration: 2:09.

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The Pursuit Of Stabbyness | Dark Souls 2 (part 4) - Duration: 13:40.

I've been doing some leveling since the last time I played

And did a little bit of research

So I know a bit more of where I'm going

And what I'm doing

We're gonna start big with a couple of bosses

Because with the leveling that I've been doing

It's cleared out most of the enemies

Up until fog gates

And I've tried not to walk through any fog gates

Until I was actually back on stream

Why the hell am I walking, anyway?

I should be just warping

One thing I'd like to do

Is find some more Estus Flask Shards

Because 3 makes me pretty sore

Anyway

We'll see how well this goes

I remember you!

You came in on a dragon and scared the hell out of me

Oh geez

That's a big sword

Why can you fly!?

Come on!

Alright, big guy

Geez, knocks him right out

I'm fucking up this parry

He's feeding it to me

Yeah, more Estus would be real useful right now

I see his sword's changed color

Crunch

Alright, try that again with a little less panic I think

And more bravery

"Once you parry his attack, use the catapult things"

I think I'm gonna try to take him down with my sword

If I can

Jesus

(tsk) He's dead

Yeah alright

I'll see if I can find the catapult bow-and-arrow

Contraption things

I mean I think I could beat him legit

With just a sword and shield

Eventually, but...

...I don't know

I'll check out this bow-and-arrow contraption

Loving that Ring of Binding

Not making me pay quite so hard

Yeah, there's the [contraption]

Come on

I can never tell how quickly he's gonna swing

And how many times

He's got some range to him I'd say

Calm down, big guy

Oh, he destroyed that one

Wonderful

Too soon

(laughs) His healing is so slow

I guess all healing is 'so slow'

Yep, he's fucking me up good

I figure I'll take one more shot

Not hitting him at all anymore

I walked into him cocky enough

But I don't know

That first fight seemed to last...

I think it's because as soon as he lands a couple hits

You go into 'attemped healing mode'

And that's the hardest part

Is trying to get your health back

Because he's *so slow*

Like, you know...

Bosses in Dark Souls 1

They do stop every now and then

Long enough for you to get one swig

But...

...but drinking takes so long in this game

That it's a lot harder

I think maybe it's because I'm trying to parry, too

And that's just not a fighting style that I'm used to

You know, like I fail at it

And then he hits me

And... my health goes down

Yeah

I don't think I'm gonna try to parry him anymore

I think I'm just gonna try to fight him

Using the fighting style that I'm used to

Oh, that was me

There's no way to heal faster at all?

There's no way to get any heals quicker

Or any way to make him speed up at all?

Because it's trying to heal that kills me

No boss should let you stand around for that long

Trying to heal

Especially the time it takes him

To put the flask down

And put his shield back up

Is even longer

...Yeah

"If you want to heal, you pretty much have to wait"

"For The Pursuer to do his 3-hit combo"

"Where he dances like a ballerina"

Well... Yeah....

He has such a reach with that combo

That every time I try

He just nicks me with the end of his sword

And that's usually the killing blow for him

My sword's actually doing decent damage

That's not the problem

It's funny because I put a couple levels into

Vigor and Endurance

Specifically so that I wouldn't have these problems

Yeah, I'm definitely not gonna let you

Hit me with that [heated] sword

Tried to dodge backwards

That usually doesn't work out

Ooh

You wanna get the hell out of there

Alright

I appreciate the Chloranthy Ring

But it's not doing its job well enough

I'd need the +2 or +3 ring to feel it I think

There we go

Yeah, not having to concentrate on parrying was nice

Using Lifegems instead of Estus

Because I find Lifegems take

Half the time that Estus does

And he kind of still moves a little bit

After you cast

He just kind of crushes it with his hand

Instead of standing around

For 20 frigging minutes

For more infomation >> The Pursuit Of Stabbyness | Dark Souls 2 (part 4) - Duration: 13:40.

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Fire & Brimstein | Dark Souls 2 (part 5) - Duration: 8:00.

This is the salamander

Or whatever the hell that is

Doesn't look like there's much else down there

But it's something to check out, anyway

"Not here"

Pretty straightforward advice

How about here?

Looks like about the same distance down

Oooh

Hello

So I have a choice, then?

Looks pretty interesting

Umm, yeah I'm gonna fight this guy

Oh there's a couple of them

Holy shit

Jesus Christ!

In that case...

That's... not something that's gonna work

Wow

Okay

I might try to get that other item

"Large Soul of a Proud Knight"

(laughs) Yeah this is definitely not gonna work

That's okay

I got what I came for

I clearly am prepared for this area

So that's for the best

Oh Jesus

Looks like...

...Actually petrified people

Like other players

Okay

Tree going up

Pathway on fire

And I don't see much else

Ladder, there we go

Ladder says, "Try Left in short treasure"

Okay

I hate those fucking messages people put up there

That you can't get to

And they do it on purpose

They jump in weird ways and land somewhere

I've seen messages just five feet in the air before

They do it just to fuck with you

And it works

This looks extremely deadly

Lets try in here first

Ooh

Yep

Not prepared

Not prepared at all

Oh, hi

Why are there petrified people down here?

Or are they supposed to be burned bodies?

Anyway

Not prepared at all

I"m going for the tree stump next

Looks like I can get across there

"Forest required ahead or look carefully!"

The messages are so frigging cryptic

Forest required ahead?

The hell does that mean?

Bunch of bloodstains

That's... foreboding

I feel like it's people trying to get up here and falling

Because I know you can't get up there

Wait, maybe you can

Wait, what?

How are people getting up there?

Bravery?

Ah, wow

That doesn't look possible at all

Went Skyrim horse mode

Just went right up that

No I don't want the bloodstain

Why the hell would I want the bloodstain?

"Human Effigy"

You know I'm gonna try and jump this

That's probably what the bloodstain is for

Nope

Try again

Nope, shit

I should probably heal

Before I end up a big splat on the ground

Aw yeah

I feel like I shouldn't be here

Even though the enemies are fairly easy

Big creepy staircase

I haven't seen a bon-

Oh I know where I am!

Okay, so this place is fine

I'm thinking Heide's Tower of Flame

I'm gonna go fight Ornstein

"Old Dragonslayer"

Oh Jesus Christ

He's faster and I'm slower

That's awesome

I think he does have the same moveset

He is just as bad

But since it's just him

The fight seems pretty normal

Because this is how I would have fought him

In the first Dark Souls

And this is how I fight him

Whenever Smough's not kicking around

It's just funny that...

The moment [he's] away from Smough...

Get your shield back up

Thank you

Yeah, that wasn't so bad

That's actually how I fight Ornstein now

And I think that wasn't bad

Because I've fought Ornstein

Like sevens time already

So...

"Gorgeous view..."

It's not that gorgeous, it's a dead city

Sup, yo?

Fuck you, buddy!

Oh I should cut your frigging head off

Whatever

Dickhead