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Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not consecutive.

They are connected in a never-ending circle.

The beginning is the end,

and the end is the beginning.

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HOW TO NOT GET LAID! | Mark After Dark - Game | The cookies are bad! - Duration: 14:23.

welcome to mark after dark I'm hoppy pixel and thank you so company

for stopping by now mark after dark is a game in which you try to get mark laid

and that's all there is to it I don't know how it plays out I know there are

PG elements and I know it's a short little tidbit of a game so let's get

steamy personal philosophy of the day

how much porn is too much porn I really need to give a poor mark hamburger yeah

that reminds me I need to buy condoms

yeah

whatta we got here do I have any leftover pizza

obviously hmm I don't have a microwave so I guess that's a nope

yeah no toilet paper a going green dot dot dot or brown I should get cleaned up

clean up mark your dirty person party animal its I see bed it is bed

you can sometimes we found sniffing the jizz stains on your Zelda sheets that

that's not appropriate take a nap you should say first no all right we gotta

go get Z condoms I believe this is the exit is this the exit yes it is you hear

a woman grunting down the hall and decides to check it out before heading

downstairs it's might be your opportunity mark what is this

hey neighbor hey Carol you're good at fitting small things into tight holes

right excuse me my key is stuck can you help me oh I actually have to be

somewhere to do a thing Oh heading downstairs yeah taking the elevator

using the stairs let's take the elevator oh we can go down together oh this is so

bad oh god I'm gonna go take the stairs

because I'm that kind of guy 1:03 welcome let me go

don't do something I wouldn't do not that there's much good she knows all

these are new windows are making me sneezy mrm Manor sketchy dude sup my

friend just stoned out of his mind hey man got any reefer sorry dude hey

what uh what the hell did he just leave on the ground that guy seems to have

dropped something got lighter oh nice it's one of those cheesy sexy lady

lighters oh yeah 60 lady lighter uh yeah yeah Grizz what is my purpose here I

gotta get to this store right I gotta get to the store and pick up some

kingdoms you seems to be people inside right now but the bar is closed until

the evening I'll come back later oh yeah oh come back later I can't go

anywhere else so I bet you this is where I go meet the lady

oh look at the moms get some moms over here Mason foods done Cafe shit I forgot

my wallet oh you idiot this is your neighbor

Carol's apartment although you've been invited to come inside on numerous

occasions even on your loneliest nights you swear you will never enter here okay

I need my wallet where did I put my wallet hello that's wallet I got to

wallets sweet I need that wallet go to the cruise you store to buy some cool

news thank you for shopping I don't know this they all look like pixelated what

am I looking at it looks like someone has placed some of the laundry detergent

jugs on the shelf sideways secretly you feel a little bit glad seeing the tides

have turned you spot your favorite moisturizer among the travel sized items

for all my travel size needs I prefer ultra moisture j'en it's like

if your dad who's really creepy these are the jokes he'd make all day you

remember a joke your uncle once told you what do you see when the Pillsbury

Doughboy bends over no doughnuts you see doughnuts that's what we've come

to folks comedy at its finest apparently if you use only half or less of the

flavor packet on your instant noodles you will still get all the flavor while

cutting the sodium content in half good to know chief cookies friends try

some choco chew your self do I look like a fatty who wants chocolate yes yeah

alright give me a box Gottschalk oh hi find everything okay

that's rude act rude okay do you want our deal the day you could take your

deal and shove it where it don't shine not interested in UPS oh okay then I'll

look what you did you're an asshole you're a douche you're a douche

quickly quickly huh red alert pickup line

I hope my lab erica's I'm checking you out

Oh No

hit up my daughter again and I'll call the police

awkwardly pay the cashier sorry about my dad have a nice day hey hey yeah and I

like those cakes your nice cakes you go ahead I'm still deciding there's no need

to rush brother I don't know I had to make himself like okay there's no need

to rush brother if Sorokin here don't worry brother no

to your rush no rushing I was just trying to see what food they've got whoa

we got a very negative vibe friend what are we gonna have a problem brother no I

was literally just listen I'm gonna drop a lot of wisdom on you

interconnectedness is the driver of all so yeah Wow fuzzy we reflect we

t-fitting we dream you heal the heart chakra you bones the heart chakra I

think that's how you pronounce it think about it

no mistake oh my god I love it when you're all metaphysical BAE oh oh the

cringe the cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe tuplets you don't need to go

there yes I do I have to go there okay I guess a kid

pop and stop baby yeah let me in pushy guy yo spinner-change sorry bud sorry

sorry for what look people don't carry cash much these days

fuckin shit man you're going into a store to buy shit

obviously you got cash or whatever me and I'm starving here you got it

you've got to give me something okay I'll come back

nope I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not coming back he's not gonna move until what old

woman did I already asked you do you know that young man so when my friend is

talking to you I mean hmm he makes me coffee I have no idea Oh barista I'm on

lunch break wonderful perfect timing I want to update you on regarding my

Keegan's I've been doing that technique that it's on TV oh I'm so tight grandma

stop it grandma doing that teenager

can you baby some smokes no you're like 12 I'm not 12

I'm turning 19 like two days then by your own in two days the apartment

buzzer panel displays the names of all the building's tenants

apparently there is someone a living here named Craven dick

don't do something I wouldn't do not that there's a match yeah I've already

seen that Oh anything over here there's a small

package addressed to you oh nice someone sent me a tin of

chocolate chip cookies got cookies will you eat them now you bet

gotta make some some cookie get some games crap looks like those chocolate

chips had a little extra bang the game ends with me shitting my pants you know

obviously our probably different endings to the game whatever well weird fucking

game this is the weirdest game I've ever played God guys thank you so much for

watching I may play this again just to see see an

alternative ending but I think that's gonna do it for today and yeah so thank

you so much for watching I'll see you next time and as always take it easy bye

For more infomation >> HOW TO NOT GET LAID! | Mark After Dark - Game | The cookies are bad! - Duration: 14:23.

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Remove Face Pigmentation,Dark Spots,Browns Spots 100% Effective | Fair Skin & Clear Skin By Rani g - Duration: 7:07.

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For more infomation >> Remove Face Pigmentation,Dark Spots,Browns Spots 100% Effective | Fair Skin & Clear Skin By Rani g - Duration: 7:07.

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♪ Don't Starve + Fear of The Dark ♫|| Não Morre - Duration: 7:28.

For more infomation >> ♪ Don't Starve + Fear of The Dark ♫|| Não Morre - Duration: 7:28.

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How to take a great photo at dark ? - Duration: 1:17.

You can get a great photo by using night mode or manual mode.

Let's see how different between auto, night and manual mode.

1. Tap shutter button

1. Tap "SCN" icon 2. Tap"night mode" icon

3. Tap shutter button

1. Tap"manual mode" icon

2. Drag bars to adjust shutter speed or ISO

3. Tap shutter button

Night mode or manual mode is highly suggested for taking photos at dark

For more infomation >> How to take a great photo at dark ? - Duration: 1:17.

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How to Use the Vignette Tool in PhotoWorks – Dark and Light Vignettes Made Easy! - Duration: 2:18.

In this tutorial, we'll show you how to apply the vignette effect to an image

with PhotoWorks software.

Vignetting is the darkening or lightening of image corners in comparison to its center.

The vignette instantly directs the viewer's eye to the center of the image.

Originally vignetting is a picture defect caused by camera settings.

However, photographers often use vignette deliberately while editing photos

to make them look older in a stylish way.

Now, let's create a cool vignette in PhotoWorks.

Open a photo you want to edit.

Switch to the Composition tab

and click the Vignetting button.

Set the Amount of the effect to change the vignette opacity.

Move the slider to the left to darken the edges.

The Midpoint slider adjusts the size of the vignette.

Slide it to the left to make the central part smaller and the vignette larger.

The Roundness slider makes the vignette squarer if moved to the left,

and more round if moved to the right.

The Feather option helps soften or harden the vignette edges.

For the most natural look move the slider to the right.

Hit the Show original button in the bottom left to compare the result with the source.

PhotoWorks allows you to lighten the outer edge of an image as well.

To do that, move the Amount slider to the right.

Make the Midpoint larger by dragging the slider to the right.

Set Roundness at 100% and Feather at 70% – soft enough for this image.

Let's compare the edited photo to the original.

Click Apply to save the changes.

Download PhotoWorks and edit your photos professionally with convenient software!

For more infomation >> How to Use the Vignette Tool in PhotoWorks – Dark and Light Vignettes Made Easy! - Duration: 2:18.

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Inside Amber Portwood's Boyfriend's Dark Past – Arrested Multiple Times - Duration: 4:07.

Inside Amber Portwood's Boyfriend's Dark Past – Arrested Multiple Times For Possession Of Heroin And Ecstasy, Driving Under The Influence And More!

Although Amber Portwood's new beau Andrew Glennon has been pretty open about his depression and alcohol abuse, we wonder if the Teen Mom star knows about his battle with drug use and problems with the law! We have learned that Glennon was arrested for possession of ecstasy, heroin and other harmful substances once, but that was not his last encounter with the law.

According to court documents obtained from the L.A.

Superior Court, the man was arrested in April of 2009.

'[Andrew Glennon] unlawfully possessed a controlled substance, to wit, heroin.

[Glennon] unlawfully possessed a controlled substance, to wit, MDMA (Ecstasy),' the papers read.

He was also charged with being under the influence of CNS stimulant, a medication usually used for treating ADHD.

At the time of his arrest, Glennon was held on a $10,000 bail.

He pled guilty and was placed on three years long probation.

He was also required to attend psychological counseling, alcohol and drug treatment, narcotic replacement therapy, drug education, to register as a narcotics offender, not possess or use any alcohol or narcotics.

Finally, he was also ordered to pay court fines.

But Glennon broke his probation in 2010 when he was arrested for possessing a deadly weapon and firearms.

He was held on $170,000 bail but pled not guilty, and the accusations against him were then dismissed.

Four years later, he had yet another encounter with the law when he was arrested for drinking and driving.

He spent 96 hours in jail and was ordered to pay court fines and fees.

As you may remember, back in September, the man opened up about his struggle with depression and alcohol abuse.

'I've been through so much pain in my life.

My father was diagnosed with prostate cancer while my mother was fighting breast cancer.

I prepped myself to potentially lose both my parents.

My mother survived, but my father didn't.

Depression, drinking and throwing my heart through any open door.

It nearly cost my life,' he shared.

Amber and her boyfriend are now expecting a baby together.

For more infomation >> Inside Amber Portwood's Boyfriend's Dark Past – Arrested Multiple Times - Duration: 4:07.

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HOW TO Remove Dark Neck | Black Neck Removal | How To Whiten Neck | Dark Neck Removal | Lemon juice - Duration: 2:21.

Hello friends my name is Tricia and today

I will tell you how to remove dark neck I will tell you how to whiten neck at home with the best home remedies I

Will tell you about black neck removal with lemon juice

This remedy is popular all over the world for dark neck removal

I will tell you more about this remedy and some cautions at the end of this video, but first

I will tell you how to use this remedy, so let's start our video

But first be sure to subscribe to our channel for more health and beauty videos like this

ingredients a

lemon and a cotton ball

directions

step 1

Extract the juice from a lemon by squeezing it finely

Step 2 dip the cotton ball into this juice

Step 3 after that you apply the juice onto your dark neck

Step 4 if you own sensitive skin you have to add a little water into this lemon juice to prevent the redness and irritation

on your skin

Step 5 now you let it stay on there for about 15 to 20 minutes

step 6

Finally you will wash it off with cold water

how often

You should follow this simple remedy regularly for about three to four times per week

Extra info although lemon is only a common household ingredient

It stands the first drink when it comes to widening the skin because it contains an amazing bleaching property in addition

It also contains natural citric acid that can make your dark neck skin lighten up naturally within a few days

However, you have to remember that you do not go out in the Sun as soon as applying the lemon juice onto your skin

For more infomation >> HOW TO Remove Dark Neck | Black Neck Removal | How To Whiten Neck | Dark Neck Removal | Lemon juice - Duration: 2:21.

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Top 5 Dark-Type Pokemon - Duration: 3:23.

Yo, its your boy SoundProof back on that Pokemon *ISH.

Its that time of year where stockings get hung but my favorite movie to watch this time

of year is A Nightmare before Christmas.

Wait is that a Halloween or Christmas movie?

Hmmmm....I don't know.

Oh nevermind.

On today's video we'll be listing off my Top 5 Dark Type Pokemon.

What are some of yours?

Leave them down below.

A cactus stalking you in the desert.

Of course Cacturne is my number 5.

You're probably wandering what's so scary about a cactus Pokemon.

Well its a truly evil Pokemon, If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of

night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group.

The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable

of moving.

Are you kidding me these things are abducting people in deserts probably draining their

bodily fluids.

Number 4 is Malamar.

I never really paid that much attention to this Pokemon until the anime.

Holy sh*t that thing was terrifying.

It had possessed Nurse Joy nd was using her as some sort of meat puppet trying to take

over the Kalos region.

Never in my life had a Pokemon seemed so evil.

Not even Mewtwo gave me them vibes.

Number 3 is a Pokemon that lives in the mountains far from people, rarely ever coming down.

Yup, we have Absol.

I thought Absol's role as a harbinger of disaster was awesome.

Using its horn, Absol is able to predict when a disaster will occur, and will try to warn

people when one is approaching.

Instead this was lead to Absol itself being blamed for the disaster.

Oh hell naw!

Let them ungrateful people go Absol.

Rolling into Number Two is Zoroark.

I love foxes and now we have one that plays tricks?!Zoroark can create illusions that

are indistinguishable from reality, deluding many people simultaneously.

Yeah, we all know this.

That's child's play.

Here's where Zoroark set its apart.

When a Zoroark takes the form of a human, it is capable of human speech.

What the....

Number One is my favorite Dark Pokemon, the ruthless Don Honchkrow.

With a mere cry, It can summon and organize flocks of Murkrow flunkies.

It is said that a Honchkrow will never forgive the mistakes of the Murkrow that follow it.

If a Murkrow screws up it gets whacks.

Honchkrow doesn't have patience for stoolies.

Pokemon researchers still haven't been able to find out the purpose of these flocks.

Most likely because snitches get stitches.

Yo that's it!

Those are my Top 5 Dark Type Pokemon.

Now go enjoy the holidays with your family.

Its your boy SoundProof back on that Pokemon ISH.

Signing off!

Peace

For more infomation >> Top 5 Dark-Type Pokemon - Duration: 3:23.

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How To Remove Dark Spots | How To Clear Skin | Dark Spots On Face Removal With Calamine Lotion - Duration: 2:46.

Hello friends my name is Tricia and today, I will tell you how to remove dark spots

I will tell you how to clear skin at home with the best home remedies

I will tell you how to remove dark spots with calamine lotion

This remedy is popular all over the world for dark spots removal

I will tell you more about this remedy and some cautions at the end of this video, but first

I will tell you how to use this remedy, so let's start our video

But first be sure to subscribe to our channel for more health and beauty videos like this

Info, you really don't need to mix anything in the calamine lotion to make it work

What you need?

calamine lotion and cotton balls

how to use

Step 1 apply calamine lotion to all your dark spots with a cotton ball

Step 2 leave it on overnight and wash it off the next morning

how often

daily

Warnings do a patch test on the inside of your forearm to check for any redness

Itchiness or swelling to determine if you are allergic to calamine

tips

Always use a cotton ball to apply calamine lotion as it is thin in consistency and prone to spilling

extra info when I was a kid I remember seeing that bottle of bright pink calamine lotion

Sitting on my grandmother's dressing table and wondering if it was something that I could drink of course now

I know better all of us have probably used calamine lotion at least once in our lives for various reasons rash

pimples chickenpox

poison ivy

insect fights

Etc calamine lotion is actually a mixture of zinc oxide and ferric oxide and is designed to address a number of skincare

Issues but very few people know that it contains an ingredient

Called kaolin that helps reduce dark spots and even out skin tone

So go out and grab a bottle of this magic lotion that will not only remove your spots

But also come in handy for any and all of your skin issues