As a child, I had the strangest notions of the world
and some of my former habits could be described as relatively dubious
from the point of view of today's grown-ups
So let's indulge in some nostalgia together and let's roll up the past of little marshell
I thought that after swallowing melon seeds in my belly a tree would grow
so after eating a slice of melon I spit out all kernels neatly
Also, I often left a last bite of food on the plate - no matter what
That's why the sun never shone the next day.
#noteatenup
As a child, I was always walking to the refrigerator to see if there was anything to eat
Even if there was nothing edible around
it took maybe thirty minutes and I walked back to the fridge again to see if there was anything to eat
about 20 times a day
Now that I think about it, it's actually saddening
Hashtag
#Nothingtoeat
When I drove past the factory premises in my car
and I saw the industrial chimneys in the distance
I sometimes thought to myself
Wow, that's where the clouds come from...
Yeah, what else hehehe
and at traffic lights I was convinced
that they were controlled by people
and that there were cameras in the lights
with which they had an overview of the streets
So when I walked across the street for the first time without permission
I was really scared to get arrested
Crossed the street in red, huh?
And what is this?
You haven't eaten your plate out either!
Shame on you
Back in the days I owned a huge box of Lego parts
and I sometimes spent hours building things
only to destroy them again just for fun
But if someone else broke my buildings
the world would collapse for me
[suppressed feelings]
When the internet was still in its infancy and I went online for the first time
I never dared to type evil words in Google
Because I was worried that the police would storm our apartment
Freeze!
What did he type in?
Evil words
and didn't he walk across the street without permission?
And there's still some food left on his plate
Shame on you!
I loved the movies of the Neverending Story back then
and for a short time I really believed that
if you found the right book in our world
you really could get to Phantásia
So every time I got a new version of the book
I examined it meticulously for magical properties
When I was alone in my room
and Dragonball was running on TV
I often tried to summon a KameHameHa or float in the air
[grand master saiyajin summons KaMeHaMeHa]
Will Marshell master the KaMeHaMeHa?
Or will his parents call the doctor first?
Find out in the next episode of Marshell Ball Z!
I hated taking a nap at noon
and it was only an invention of the adults
to keep the children quiet
Whether in kindergarten or at home
at the end I was lying in bed, staring boredly at the ceiling and just waiting
FOR IT TO BE OVER!!!!
And while we're on the subject of sleeping anyway
Sometimes I got scared of the outlines created by the objects in the room
[creepy music] when the light was turned off at night
[little Marshell almost crying]
To calm me down, I used to place my Bobo close to my bed
because I thought he was looking after me at night
In the right corner...
Bobo the Plush Boxer!
[crowd cheering]
And in the left corner......
a.... a....
a chair
Eh... fight!
O.....k......
But let's come to little Marshell's most brilliant conviction:
I thought as a child you could use things like blankets or bed varnishes as a parachute
I wanted to play superhero as a child
so I tied a sheet around my neck
and jumped from my bunk bed
[I believed I could fly, I believed I could touch the sky]
And...
I broke my arm
Haven't you written down anything from your childhood into the comments yet?
And you haven't clicked on this button yet?
Shame on you!
Your Marshell
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