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Doc McStuffins The Dark Knight Top Cartoon For Kids And Children - Bailey Price - Duration: 10:01.

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Dark Knight

Who's ready for big sleepover party

Tell stories sleeping sleeping bags

And I have a surprise

Tis I sir Kirby the bravest Knight in all of McStuffins Kingdom

Johnny said we can borrow sir King

I am most delighted to be here friends as it is my first sleepover party ever. Oh, you'll love it

We're gonna play games

Snuggling us we turn off the lights every night when we go to sleep. Don't you actually?

Know when good King Donny goes to sleep. He always keeps a little light on this sir. So tiring

Oh

Wonderful, I do say this sleepover party is most why not?

what ah well, um, you see I

Haven't done my nightly check of the room. Ah, good news that

There are no mean dragons here it was just them keeping princess, let me safe. Yes, that's it

Keeping us safe from any mean dragons that might uh, you know fly in the window

Sir Kirby, let me give you a checkup and see what's wrong

can you do it with the lights on sure can sweetie well then checkup away and

Take your time

Sweating it means they're scared. Is there anything you're scared of me?

scared

need armed

The truth is doc when it's very dark, I always feel like this shaky and sweaty

How can a brave knight be afraid of something?

Are you sure of your diagnosis lady McStuffins? Yes, you're afraid of the dark

But everyone has say no more

Good friends of McStuffins Kingdom. I am no longer a brave knight everyone gets scared

Sometimes sir Kirby you mean?

Even brave knights get scared even brave knights

We're your friends

We'll help you

Yeah

I'm afraid of getting too hot didn't - called melting

Getting lost under the bed being mistaken for a dog toy being mistaken for a baby toy

I'm afraid of thunder and lightning

That doesn't make me feel better

Good

now to know how to treat you I need to know exactly what caused your dark Lily a

Scary monster. Okay one

Two three

The monster I said, right

No, look, it's not a monster

Your heart is beating kind of fast. Again your case of dark bullies hasn't been totally cured

The lights are out there's no need

Which will turn the whole world bride

Now when we turn off that light it won't be so dark ha I think I'm ready to give it the old royal try

Okay, everyone. Let's countdown

Yep, you're totally calm your heartbeat slowed down and you're not shaking anymore a

Hundred thanks to you all and it's not scary at all

Once upon a time there was a brave 9 good night sir Kirby

sir Kirby

Mirror mirror on my penguin

No idea a DA

Sookie is a baby who lives down the street dad's gonna babysit her your dad's gonna sit on a baby. No dilly. Oh,

Thank you so much for babysitting last minute. It's a big help

Of course, you know we love having baby Sookie in the McStuffins house

Hi Sookie remember me

Byebye baby Sookie

Double cuddle

Fixing toys I need fixes. I'm not sure but I'd like to take you to my clinic and find out

This isn't a baby's nursery, it's a doctor's office it's where I fix toys and make them feel better

Doc, I'm scared

By what?

Well, you seem healthy

Why does little Sookie cry when she plays with water week? I'm not sure what weight

stepped but

Maybe if you're warmer than usual from being in the baby back Sookie might think you're too hot to play with

I'm sure she still loves you. There must be something else what you thinking doc. Well

This is so embarrassing

Is this what being brave feels like I?

Think you're Sookie cry. Okay, okay

Sometimes pushing, but is there anything else Suki likes to do when she plays with you?

One of the times she likes to look at her cutie patootie face in my tummy Mila. I

Can't see my face in your mirror. That's it, baby. Suki was crying because she couldn't see herself Wadley

I have a diagnosis Obon reflects. Of course I can

nurse Hallie reporting for

duty

You betcha but a brick of bonbons she will cause she misses you too

It's okay, it's okay suki suki. I think I

Good job doc looks like you fixed another toy and made a baby smile just another day in the office

But hey, you're welcome

Coming dad

Here you go Sookie lovelyz bags there's a king in your tummy

Okay, everybody

Keep your arms and legs and Tails and tutus

Inside the ride it why she scars? Well, you can spray water, but can you deal with a mighty dragon?

Be around the pool

What's up, dude

Dragons, well, I suppose we could do that

Time to see if I can call some wicked fob

Hey, yes brain time

Serpent Sam shoots and he scores. Oh, I'm gonna bring it

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Top 10 Scary Disney Dark Origins - Duration: 9:11.

Hello and welcome back to the Most Amazing channel on the internet.

I am your host Rebecca Felgate and today we are back at it again with the Disney, only

this time we are talking the dark origins behind the stories you know and love – the

movies that raised you as a child… because guess what…at their very core…some of

them are horribly messed up!

10 - Hercules Ah….

I should have known.

Anything from ancient Greek Mythology isn't going to have a happy ending….or in most

cases… be safe for work!

In the movie, Hercules is indeed the son of god and he does indeed fight Hades and win

the affections of Megara…..

He is hailed a hero at Mount Olympus….

These things do happen in the origin story… buttt Hecules is a child of rape – Zeus

tricked his mum into sleeping with him.

Hercules marries Meg by force, who later ends up going mad and brutally slaughtering all

of their children.

Rightio then.

9 - The Little Mermaid Ariel the Little Mermaid….

What a great movie.

I loved pretending to be a mermaid every time I went to the swimming pool with my mum!

I'd always make her pretend to be Ursula the sea witch….. and what fun we would have.

I loved the Little Mermaid but I never thought it had a particularly happy ending….

Ariel has to give up being a mermaid and has to live among people that aren't her friends

and family.

They can visit though, so I guess it's cool.

WELL in the origin story by the infamous Hans Christian Anderson, who you will be hearing

about lots on this list – things are far far far worse.

As in….

our mate Ariel ends up turning to sea foam instead.

In the original, the Mermaid is indeed a princess and who bargain with a sea witch in exchange

for legs so she can meet a human she rescued.

The only thing is, in the origin every time she walks using these legs she feels excruciating

pain, as if she is walking on knives.

Throughout the story her feet bleed regularly.

She is told if she doesn't secure the love of the prince, she will die.

She meets the prince – who asks her to dance for him, which she does even though it is

agony and it makes her bleed.

How does he repay her?

He falls in love with someone else, breaking her heart.

Her mermaid sisters sell their hair to the sea witch for a knife that offers the mermaid

a way out.

If she kills the prince and drips his blood on her legs, she can end her pain and become

a mermaid again.

Sadly for her, she loves him too much and instead, as the witch promised, she dies.

Lovely.

8 The Princess and the Frog Okay, sure, anything wherein a human and a

frog fall in love probably has a dodgy back story.

In the very earliest version of the Princess and the Frog, the frog king, the curse is

broken when the frog is thrown against a wall.

In one origin version his head is chopped off and his skin is burned.

Poor frog.

7 Cinderella The good news is that Cinderella and the Prince

DO live happily ever after in the origin story of Cinderella.,… the bad news is that there

is a lot of body mutilation going on there.

When the prince finds the slipper in the original tale, her sisters still try and make it fit

them… but they take more extreme measures.

They cut off parts of their feet – one the toes and the other the heel.

The glass slipper is tarnished with blood.

6 - Frozen Frozen is based on good old Hans Christian

Andersons The Snow Queen.

Elsa, as we know, has the ability to freeze things using just her hands and can be a bit…..

shirty.

She keeps herself away from others by building an ice castle…..she ….ICEOLATEs… herself.

Anyway originally the Snow Queen bewitches a man called Kai to love her by placing a

piece of a trolls mirror in his eye and heart.

She makes him cruel and emotionless and reject his previous girlfriend.

5 Pocahontas Pocahontas is a real character in history

– so is one of the few Disney films based on fact.

In the movie, Pocahontas finds love with John Smith.

In reality, John Smith was settler who established James Town – and when we say established

you can bet there was a lot of violence and blood shed there.

Pocahontas did rescue John Smith from being murdered by her father, but she was only 11

years old at the time.

She married Kocoum but he was murdered, leaving her with two kids to raise on her own.

She was then abused by English settlers, her name was changed to Rebecca and she was forcibly

wed to a tobacco farmer named John Rolfe.

She died young in her early 20s.

4 Sleeping Beauty I loved Sleeping Beauty as a kid.

I used to lay down in the middle of the supermarket and pretend I was sleeping beauty and I wouldn't

get up till my mum kissed me.

Buuuut the origin story is totally messed up.

Yeah, Sleeping beauty is a Princess, and yes she is cursed by an evil witch….

But she doesn't prick her finger, she gets a poisoned flax seed stuck in it.

She is enshrined as she sleeps in a mausoleum, and one day a king from another kingdom finds

her.

He rapes her corpse then leaves her.

She then gives birth, and fairies look after her babies, until one day, one of her babies

sucks the flax out from her fingernail and she wakes up.

She names her kids sun and moon as they, like the celestial bodies, are a mystery to her.

The rapey and much older king returns to find her awake an they fall in love… only problem

he has a wife.

His wife then orders her chef to cook her husbands kids and kill the mistress, but he

manages to kill her first.

The King, sleeping beauty, sun and moon live happily ever after.

Shame about all the murder and rape, ehy!

3 The Hunchback of Notre Dame The Hunchback of Notredme is based on the

tale of Quasimode originally created by Victor Hugo, the writer of Les Miserables.

In the movie, Qusi falls in love with a gypsy girl and saves her from being executed in

a church.

In the novel he fails to save her and watches her as she hangs.

He then is so upset that he sits at her graveside until he starves to death…literal death.

It has a scary poetic ending though, their skeletons are found some years later and when

the finder tries to separate them, they turn to dust.

2 - The Jungle book The Junglebook is already pretty dark when

you factor in Mowgli being abandoned by his parents and the whole scary tiger thing…

but the origin was even worse.

In the origin Mowgli kills the tiger Shere Khan, then finds his parents who have been

captured by a village of farmers.

Will the help of animals on a rampage, he kills everyone and destroys the whole village.

Mowgli.

1 - Mulan Disney's Mulan was released in 1998 but

it is actually based on a Chinese tale – a myth about Fa Mulan or Hua Mulan.

In the movie we know that the titular character joins the Chinese army and pretends to be

a man in order to fight the huns.

Well this happens in the origin story too, but things don't end so well.

Mulan loses the war and is captured by the enemy Khan who tried to make her his sex slave.

She escapes but when she returns home, she finds her father is dead and her mother has

remarried.

Mulan then decides enough is enough and kills herself.

Not quite the Disney ending.

Blimey what an adventure.

A scary scary adventure.

Hands up if you will look at Disney differently in the future.

Why were these fairytales so grim!

COMMENTS from nursery rhymes dark origins..

WORRYINGLY our top comment was from Michael Myers who said: 1,2.

Freddy's coming for you.

3,4 better lock your door.

5,6 grab your crucifix 7,8.

Better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again?.

Sea Heart said: Twinkle twinkle little star isn't what you think either.

Pretty much every 'little' star is burning out so by the end of the song.

It'll be dead. D:?

Fluffy Pink Chaos said: Hello darkness my old friend....let's sing your creepy rhymes

again.?

A lot of you apparently were scared when I said hello.

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The Scream: Dark secrets of Edvard Munch's mysterious artwork - revealed - Duration: 6:42.

It is one of the most iconic images in art – described as the Mona Lisa of its time.

But Edvard Munch's painting, The Scream, is also one of the most disturbing and enduringly mysterious.

Painted by the Norwegian expressionist artist in 1893, it shows a man walking across a bridge at sunset, holding his head in his hands with a tortured look of horror.

The haunting image has been copied and parodied on everything from t-shirts, socks, napkins and The Simpsons.

But now the dark secrets of The Scream are set to be revealed in a new exhibition at the British Museum in London.

The painting will go on display in April and curator Giulia Bartrum says: "We hope to lift the veil on the deeply personal and emotional artworks of the man behind The Scream."

But to get you in the mood, here are a few fascinating facts about the artwork...

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Norwegian painter Munch in 1892 (Image: Getty)

1) The Scream isn't one piece, but four

Munch also created versions in crayon, pastels and a black and white lithograph.

2) It may have been based on a Peruvian mummy

Around the time it was painted, the mummified figure of a Chachapoyas warrior was discovered near the Utcubamba River in Peru. With hands cemented in place on either side of a mouth open in an apparent shriek, the mummy bears a striking resemblance to Munch's screamer.

Art historian Robert Rosenblum posited Munch found inspiration in the mummy while it was on display at an exhibition in Paris.

The painting inspired the Wes Craven film of the same name

3) It inspired the mask of Wes Craven's Scream killer

The director of the hit slasher movie franchise counts The Scream as one of his favourite works of art, and has said, "It's a classic reference to just the pure horror of parts of the 20th century, or perhaps just human existence."

The famous mask from the hit movie franchise

4) It might be about suicide

It was painted when Munch was broke, heartbroken at a failed love affair, and fearful of developing the mental illness that ran in his family. The bridge depicted overlooked a fjord in Oslo and was a known suicide spot – within earshot of a slaughterhouse and a mental asylum where Munch's schizophrenic sister resided.

5) The Scream influenced Doctor Who

In the 2011 series, the Doctor first faced off against universe threatening aliens known as the Silence. Executive producer Steven Moffat confessed the look of these terrifying creators was inspired in part by Munch's Scream.

The Silence in Doctor Who were also inspired by the painting

6) It's been stolen twice

The first theft happened on the opening day of the 1994 Winter Olympics opened in Lillehammer. Bandits placed a ladder up to the window of the National Gallery in Oslo, slunk inside, and made off with the painting. They were so pleased with the ease of this crime that they added insult to robbery, leaving a note that read, "Thanks for the poor security." Thankfully, the painting was recovered within three months.

The painting has been stolen from Oslo twice

Armed gunmen stole it again in 2004.

In a daring daylight heist, two masked men rushed into Oslo's Munch Museum and made off with The Scream and Madonna. By May of 2006, three men had been convicted for the theft. But despite the city of Oslo offering a massive reward, the paintings remained missing.

7) M&Ms were used as a bargaining tool

In August 2006, Mars, Inc. became involved in the recovery efforts – as a marketing ploy to promote the brand's new dark chocolate M&Ms. Along with an ad that featured the red M&M playing hopscotch within the iconic painting, Mars offered up the sweet reward.

Just a few days after the promotion started, a convict revealed the whereabouts of the missing paintings during a plea deal, asking for conjugal visits and the 2.2 tons of candy. However, Mars decided if anyone would get the prize, it should be the Norwegian authorities who collared the many in the first place. The police decided it would be best if the cash went to the Munch Museum.

8) We may be scientifically wired to respond to The Scream

Studies performed by Harvard neurobiology professor Margaret Livingstone on macaque monkeys show that the brain is more likely to respond to faces that are exaggerated, like The Scream's distended mouth. Livingstone offers, "That's why I think a caricature of an emotion works so well. It's what our nerve cells are tuned to."

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Luke! Use The Torch! | Dark Souls 2 (part 14) - Duration: 17:42.

Ah!

Is somebody offering their services?

"TimelyOrange01"

I think I'm gonna try this area on my own right now

Fucker

Of course you had to stumble

Ooh shit!

Almost stepped off the edge there

I find myself having to press the heal button

Multiple times before it picks up on it

And that is not good

Not good at all

This was fairly old when I picked it up

When I picked the system up it was 8-9 years ago

"Torch required ahead"

Is there an area here?

Says "torch required ahead", but...

"Boss ahead, in short try backstepping"

So that... probably is a boss door, then

If I am to believe the masses

Rude

A frigging crossbow

I thought it was a trap

"Manikin Mask"

"Head, therefore enemy?"

Ooh, there's a bonfi-

Oh, I... wait

A bonfire...

I thought it was...

Okay, there's a new bonfire

I want it

Bunch of summon signs here

"dato001"

Nope, didn-

Ahh, I didn't wanna do that

Oh there's not a boss!

>:(

It's just a bonfire!

This is a weird place

Why?

I feel like...

It should be more li-

Oh god damn it

I feel like it should be more linear

Or less linear, than it is

But I don't know

It actually comes across as quite linear

What the fuck is comi-

Oh, the people in the hallway

Was it you?

Probably you

Okay now it's starting to branch out

Uhh

"Be wary of dark"

Sup?

"Does not open"

Okay?

There's more bloodstains...

Holy shhhit!

What do you WANT?

You can go fuck yourself

Yeah, no

The bloodstains are probably people

Dumbly trying to jump across that gap

That's like four times as big as it can be

Oh, fuck!

Nope!

Gotta get the fuck out of here real quick

Jesus

Can I help you?

Hah!

I don't know how you're dead already, but...

...I appreciate it

Fuck

Oh, motherfucker

Get out of here

Okay, what's this

Oh, right next to this

Fucker

Looks like a secret passage

Apparently it's not

Okay

"Dusk Herb"

Sure

Uhh... is this a platforming puzzle?

That can't be...

Doesn't sound like Dark Souls at all

Fuck!

I'm switching to Lifegems

(laughs) Because I ran out of Estus

Oookay...

Where the fuck am I now...?

Okay, I know where I am

I don't...

I don't know how to get over here

I assume those are big, painful blades

That are gonna cut my face

If I even try that shit

But, I might be able to jump it!

Ohoo!

Nice!

Aw, motherfucker

I don't know where I am...

I may have been poisoned, but...

Oh, god damnit!

You guys love to team up on me

Get over here

Okay, this-

Fuck!

(exasperated sigh)

Catch me not-ready

Heh

Alright

NOW I'm ready

Got me anyway

Nothing up there

Interesting-looking door here

Swamp

Yuck

Jesus

Motherfucker!

(laughs) "Dark Spirit ahead"

Thanks

Oh, these fucking pots

"Illusion then bonfire ahead"

Oh thank god

When they put illusions in front of bonfires...

...It's just rude

"Illusion then bonfire..."

Oh, another one!

I clicked it but I didn't expect anything to happen

"Petrified Something"

Umm, so...

I'm right above what looks like a boss door

Which is a frigging great spot for a bonfire

Hahah!

Awesome

"Mytha, the Ban-"

Oh shit

Oh wonderful

Poisoned RIGHT away

Sh.. She's holding her own head in her hand

Kinda creepy

So I think what I'm gonna try to do

Is keep...

...LifeGem active

If that's even possible

It's probably not possible

Fuck off

Christ

Okay, so she's...

Almost definitely invulnerable to that

Oh, what...?

OH you cunt!

Yeah, she's almost definitely fucking...

Get in there, get in there!

Oh, you fucking cunt

GO

OH well

Let's just waste another Radiant fucking LifeGem, too

And another item for max health

Again, the problem with being used to Dark Souls 1

Where as soon as you start walking through that gate

You are invincible

WHY are you waiting!?

All of these plans that I have...

...the scheming that I do...

...It all takes so fucking long

Did I get a hit in...?

Awesome

Fuck sake's

Get OUT of here

(laughs) Oh my god

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say

She's a [Primal] Boss in this game

Because holy shit

She is fucking nearly impossible to hit

And she appears to be healing herself!

Because that's what I need

She absorbed health from me...?

Get going, get-

Now I can see why there was so much help

Offered on the lower levels

I doubled the size of my roll

Why is her health so low?

Jesus

Oh, I thought that would help for some reason

Get going

Think you can come help me?

Fuck sake's

(sighs)

There she is

Holy fuck

She's dead already

I mean, I guess you get what you get

She's healing too fast for me to do anything

Even when I get good damage in

So I wonder...

...If there's a different way to do it

I don't really see anything

So I'm gonna look it up

"You can follow a small ledge"

"To reach the windmill shaft"

"If you use a torch to catch it on fire"

"There's no more poison"

I have no idea how the fuck anyone

Could have figured that out

"Afterward, return to the boss"

"You'll find her much easier to take care of"

Okay so there's definitely a different way

To do this fight

How the hell would anybody know to do that?

The thing doesn't even look like it's made of wood

It looks like it's made out of stone

And the rest of it's plated

Hello, boys!

Yep, take a good chunk of my health

Pay the tax men

Oh yeah

Oh I'm glad I took care of the poison shit

My sword is able to do something

That's nice

That's my girl

Okay, so you're s-

Yep, finish your-

DRINK IT

(sighs)

Okay, so...

She can still heal

She just uses the outer rim

Fucker

Gets me every time

Get the fuck out of there

Get OUT!

Down you go

"Victory Achieved"

I don't...

...feel like-

OH FUCK

(laughs) Hi, boys!

Didn't like being left out in the cold, yeah?

Oh, no more Estus

That sucks

Sooo, let's get the fuck out of here, with...

...28,000 souls

And I don't feel like she was a...

...a Primal [Boss]

Because it said "Victory Achieved"

Instead of "Great Souls [Embraced]"

And she only gave me 28,000 souls

Which I'm going to use now

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