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At the end of the universe, one man stood to witness it.

A short man, Indian, we'll call him Devan.

He was perhaps the most fitting man to witness this event.

He had seen the entirety of the universe (after all, what is a few billion years when he has

been around for trillions).

He had mastered particle physics and fluid dynamics and astronomy and organic chemistry,

everything there was to learn, he had learned.

He comprehended every language and was compassionate to every culture.

He had been mocked growing up, he said he was going to live forever, but he was the

last one alive.

He was the most intelligent and the most well versed in living.

Truly no one could have been better suited to be the last human alive.

It was civilization terminating with the best it had to offer.

So, he wondered, as the final ponderance of the human race, what was it all for?

And he started from the beginning of his species.

He wondered why humans tamed fire.

He had seen fire many times before.

Houses, campsites, torches, forests, whole planets even.

It was mesmerizing.

He watched warm reds, oranges and yellows rise and move as if they were alive.

He saw the end of people's livelihood in some fires, or simple beauty in others.

He had watched how fires died, the thought bringing him to the universe he was standing

in, and how that final death was not unlike the fires he had witnessed before.

He thought and concluded that fire was there to allow our brains to get bigger and begin

turning the wheel of civilization.

But he knew that it was not the point.

All of civilization was going to die, and so, he concluded, that it was pointless and

that is not what is was for.

He advanced in our history, Moving forward to agriculture.

It had employed every human alive at one point, dwindling to almost none by the end.

Providing food for everyone and keeping everyone alive.

He had witnessed it all.

From the planting of one wheat seed, watching it grow and grow, from green to brown to harvest.

He saw people taking the wheat, making flour and then the consummation of this seed, used

to make a cookie for a small child.

It was golden with dark brown spots of chocolate all over.

The aroma was pleasant and sweet, seemingly perfect at that moment, reminding him of pure

bliss.

And so, he thought about agriculture for some time, how it accelerated the wheel, bringing

civilization to new heights.

How the food postponed death, something everybody was going to experience anyway, even him,

he knew it, though not wanting to admit the ultimate truth quite yet.

He concluded that agriculture was not what it was all for.

And he continued to advance, each improvement more rapid than the last.

He pondered about mastering metals.

Iron, bronze, silver, gold every one of them he had seen and touched.

Iron was the basis of a billion structures at one point.

Bronze began a new age in human history.

Silver used to be the key to connecting the world then the galaxy and finally, the universe.

Gold was the metal of awe, it emanated wealth and class.

But he was wise enough to know that wealth can't get you the things that bring true,

long lasting happiness.

He considered how these metals brought humans to the height of heights.

Their sheer mechanical strength doing what a billion humans could have never done.

Cars to planes to rockets to warp drives, and everything in between.

However, he understood that controlling metals and the outcomes of that subordination couldn't

give a point, or meaning, or an answer to what it was all for.

And so, his thoughts moved forward, to the era in which his matter was awakened.

He considered how water was brought to everyone.

A seemingly endless length of pipes, bringing safe, drinkable, life juice to anywhere those

pipes lead to.

It granted 7 billion people the necessary component of life.

Consuming the liquid postponed the inevitable.

He thought of this ultimate fact.

There will be no more metaphorical drinking for his cosmos.

He could even see the end, right over there.

So, he concluded, that water for everyone, preserving life for all, was not a solution

to what it was all for.

Finally, he moved forward to what humanity had worked toward.

He reflected upon the expansion of the human empire.

First terrestrial, the entirety of their home planet.

Then solar, their home star system consumed for the people's purposes.

Galactic, a whole imperceptible speck occupied by the human race.

Finally, universal, everywhere you went, there was a hominid.

Connected by wormholes and ships faster the light itself.

He acknowledged that the achievement was great.

But it wasn't satisfactory.

That did not answer his question.

What was the point of it all?

And he had a revelation.

Much like the one that people had a trillion times before, like Algebra and Chemistry finally

clicking.

He understood that the point of it all was life.

And he knew that was because while there is life, there is hope, happiness, joy, and love.

There is sadness, anger, indifference, and contempt.

He wondered what the point was if there was as much bad as good?

And then he knew that the bad ones weren't there to bring meaning or a point, they were

there to bring true respect to the ones that do.

He knew that point was not calculus or essays or doing some job you hate.

He fully comprehended that it was all to make yourself and other fellow humans feel the

good emotions and have great experiences.

He fully understood that those are the ones that give you the point and provide a truly

satisfying answer to the contemplation, "What is the point of it all?"

And with that, the final breath was breathed, the final eye was blinked and the universe…

finally… expired.

For more infomation >> What is the Point of It All? - Duration: 6:16.

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What if SCP-035 was real? - Duration: 7:18.

Tragedy and comedy - the two true virtues of all entertainment.

On the surface, the duality of joy and sadness appear to serve a straightforward function

- it's the basest of human reaction, the way that our brain reciprocates emotion when

faced with conflict or dilemma.

Have you ever been hit by such shocking news that you can't figure out whether to laugh

or cry?

It's because they're the cornerstone of our emotional spectrum - the foundation on

which we build our character.

Sometimes you cry - sometimes you laugh - and sometimes you do both.

But what if both Tragedy and Comedy were an entity in and of themselves?

What if they were a force with both motivation and malintent?

Well - let's take a peek at the SCP Foundation - because of course, they've got one covered

as well.

Hello internet - and welcome back to the most inquisitive channel on YouTube - as per usual,

I'll be your disembodied floating voice Jack Finch - as today we scour through the

strange and curious archives of the SCP Foundation - and reluctantly ask the question, What If

SCP-035 Was Real?

Seriously.

This one's a spooky one.

Roll the clip.

As you all may know, we've got a direct line from 05 Command to distribute and disseminate

hand picked information from the deep depths of the SCP Foundation, in a memetic russian

roulette on who can call our bluff and figure out if we're joking or not.

Spoilers - we're not.

Or are we?

Who knows - because so far, the lines of reality have been so blurred that we may or may not

have an existential crisis half way through this video.

But - as you know, and it's a very big but - SCP-035 may just well change our minds - because

that's exactly what it does.

Before we slip that terrifying porcelain mask on though - you know the drill by now questioneers.

If you're a fan of this video, the SCP Foundation, all-powerful evil theatre props - or just

Life's Biggest Questions in general - then please, be a dear and hit that thumbs up button,

as well as that subscribe bell so you can stay up to date with our latest and greatest

uploads.

Also, make sure to stick around all the way to the end where we'll be reading out some

of your more humorous comments from over the past few days.

On with the show.

As the record states, SCP-035 is a keter class entity that appears to be a white porcelain

comedy mask, although - at times - such as when I was researching this very script, it

will without warning - change to tragedy.

In these events, all existing visual records - such as photographs, video footage and even

illustrations - automatically change to reflect its new appearance.

It's like having an old childhood photograph of yourself kept away in a scrapbook - yet

every time you look at it, there's a fifty percent chance that you'll be laughing or

crying.

Uh - that's creepy, right?

Well, believe me - it gets creepier - because although, on the surface - this skip is just

a weird little mask - it's actually one of the most dangerous anomalous entities under

the Foundation's containment.

It was discovered sometime in the 1800's - locked away in a sealed crypt in an abandoned

house in Venice, and since then has proved to be one of the most difficult entities to

contain.

Why?

Well - because it's sentient, eloquent, ferociously intelligent - and possesses boundless

ancient knowledge.

Oh - and also, it has a habit of possessing anything that has a humanoid shape - including

mannequins, corpses and statues.

Wherever it is contained, SCP-035 will slowly begin to convince the nearest humanoid entity

to slip it's mask on - and then things get really bad - proving to be highly sadistic,

prompting most people to commit suicide - while transforming others into near-mindless servants

with just linguistic persuasion alone.

And - what we're left with is the most terrifying horror movie monster imaginabile.

Except, in this case - it's real.

So, let's run a little simulation.

Let's say the Foundation never found SCP-035 when they did, and it was still at large,

hidden in a sealed crypt in an abandoned house in Venice.

Now, for its size, Venice was an incredibly populous city by density throughout the 19th

century - I mean, it's still there obviously, but things have got a little slimmer as far

as population is concerned.

All those tourists are making it sink.

Forget about that though, because it was one of the busiest port cities on the planet throughout

the pre-industrial world - and with that comes a lot of foot traffic.

And if you're SCP-035 - that means a lot of travelling sailors and merchants to corrupt.

You see where I'm going with this?

The reason SCP-035 is contained by the Foundation in a steel, iron and lead-shielded room - while

being rotated to a new sealed case every two weeks to waylay its physical and mental corruption

- is because it's really, really good at corrupting humanity to do its bidding.

If it was real, and the Foundation had never found it - it would have undoubtedly orchestrated

it's own secret shadowy organisation to enact it's vile machinations against civilization.

You see, as the Foundation have paid a high price to find out - if you keep SCP-035 under

containment, it only serves to make it angry - periodically resulting in mass suicides

and homicides at a great cost.

But if it was left to its own devices?

Well, it's a coin toss at best.

Let me explain.

Because throughout the majority of time spent under containment, the Foundation have only

seen one side of SCP-035's mask.

Tragedy.

They've made it angry, because it doesn't want to be kept inside a box - it wants to

be free, feeding on the infinite complexities of human consciousness, demonstrating it's

arcane propensity to use the human mind as it's fuel and food source.

If we left it to its own devices, not locked away under the Foundation's containment

- who knows what the result may be?

Maybe we'd see the fairer side of SCP-035, yeah - we'd all be under the influence of

an all-powerful entity - but hey, what's the downside to that, eh?

Without it being angry, maybe it'd be able to influence the world with less death, mental

psychosis and the whole blood dripping from the walls kind of vibe.

Maybe we'd all be in for a cheery ride full of laughter, joy and comedic totalitarianism.

Everything would be hilarious and existence would be joyful belly laughter on a daily

basis.

Sounds great right?

Hm - alright, I guess it's time to let SCP-035 out of it's box.

What's the worst that could happen?

Well, whilst we pass that motion through 05 command - unfortunately that's all we've

got time for in today's video.

Before we depart though, let's read out some of your more creative comments from over

the past few days.

Jason Kirven says - What if 2+2=fish?

Well - damn Jason, that's some genius level thinking - and if 2+2=fish then I'd brush

up on my mathematics and open a sushi restaurant.

Cansas and Mike Cooley says - Here's my biggest question, Jack: Do you ever have to

do a retake because you said LBQ when you were doing Top 5 Scary or vice versa?

Your opening monologues are so similar for both I wonder if you sometimes say the wrong

one.

Great vid, Cheers! -- well Cansas and Mike Cooley, the straight up answer is - all the

time.

I even accidently script them that way too, it's like I'm juggling two secret identities.

In this one though, I'm just a disembodied floating voice.

Well - there we have it questioneers.

Thanks for sticking around all the way to the end.

If you were a fan of this video, make sure to hit that thumbs up button - ding that subscribe

bell, and we'll be seeing you in the next one.

As always, I've been your host Jack Finch - you've been watching Life's Biggest

Questions - and until next time, you take it easy.

For more infomation >> What if SCP-035 was real? - Duration: 7:18.

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'It was really heartbreaking': 40-year New Year's Eve tradition spoiled by shutdown - Duration: 5:50.

It was set to be one of the biggest New Year's Eve gatherings for the Coffmans: a trip with more than 30 family members to Furnace Creek Campground in Death Valley, California to commemorate a 40-year-long tradition

So, on the appointed night in June when the National Park Service was scheduled to post campground reservations for New Year's Eve on its website, Robert Coffman and his extended family were ready at their computers at 12:01 a

m. to book enough spaces for those who planned to attend. "Everyone had first, second and third choices that didn't overlap with anybody else's first choices," said Robert's daughter, Dena Coffman

"It was a whole operation" with family from Minnesota, Oregon and Northern California all in

They had even made t-shirts for the occasion. But when the government partially shut down right before the holidays, all reservations at Furnace Creek Campground were canceled by the National Park Service

According to the department's website, at the time of the Coffmans' visit, campgrounds were available on a "first come-first serve" basis and refunds would be issued for canceled reservations

The page was later updated to say that Furnace Creek Campground was completely closed

The restrooms would be closed. Trash wouldn't be collected. And few park rangers would be on duty

"The uncertainty of not knowing if they would have some place to camp kind of put people off," Dena Coffman said of her family's reaction

, who back in 1979 kicked off the original trip with his brother Roger and cousins, Mike and Robert, at Joshua Tree National Park in Southern California, opted not to go on the big family excursion this year

"It was really difficult for us living up in Southern Oregon to get information on what exactly was going to be going on at the park," he said, adding that when he and his wife called the reservation desk, they "had no idea what was going on" with reservations made before the shutdown

"There's no point in driving 800 miles or further to have to turn around and come back," he said

"We just decided it wasn't going to be worth going if we weren't going to be with the whole family group

" Ultimately, only seven people ended up going - Robert Coffman, his wife Vicki, daughter Dena and her boyfriend, Dena's sister and Robert's sister and her husband

Instead of camping, they stayed at the Ranch at Furnace Creek, where they had protectively booked a few rooms just in case it was too cold

"It was really heartbreaking," Robert said. The cousins fondly remember that first trip years ago to Joshua Tree, a trek that they almost called off at the last minute

There was snow on the ground, but they "decided to tough it out that first night," Robert Coffman said

"Although it was rather cold, it was very beautiful," he said. The four young men decided it "was so successful" that they would make it a yearly thing, trying to recruit more cousins each trip

"It ebbed and flowed a little bit over the years," he said of the turnout. "But nevertheless we were always able to maintain… a presence of such in some ways over the last 40 years

" Though some family members said, "I've had it," after this year's trip derailment, both Dennis and Robert Coffman were confident the tradition would continue

"Everybody comes that can. Everybody's invited. Everybody's encouraged," said. "It keeps all the cousins and relatives pretty much as best friends

" "We'll be able to put something together next year," Robert Coffman said.

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