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Today I'm going to be showing you my skincare routine. Alright you guys so

we're gonna jump right into this video. First I am going to wash my hands with

antibacterial foaming soap. This is to make sure that when I'm washing my face

that my hands are completely clean. Second I'm going to rinse my face. After

I rinse my face then I am going to apply my Biore' charcoal acne scrub all over

underneath. Then after that I'm going to use my Michael Todd Soniclear face

brush. But before I do that

I am going to go ahead and apply my Mario Badescu. I think that's

how you say it. Glycolic foaming cleanser. I'll

put the description down, and I'll put a picture on the sides that you guys can

see. I apply that to the brush directly and then I go ahead and make sure that

my face gets super soapy and clean. Um the brush comes in three speeds and I

usually put it on the third speed. After I rinse my face I use a paper towel to

pat dry my skin. Now I don't use a towel because it holds bacteria. I like to use

the paper towel because it's disposable. Then I use an exfoliating

cotton round. (Yeah ya'll got to excuse me what I'm talking here). And I

apply my alpha grapefruit cleansing lotion which also is by Mario Badescu.

And I'm sorry if I'm disrespecting that name it's a wonderful brand, it's a skin

care brand. I love it. And if I don't have that I'll use just

pure witch hazel and apple cider vinegar. And that's currently what I'm using in

that bottle. I thought it was that but it wasn't. I smelled apple cider.

After that I then apply my Mario Badescu skincare Vitamin C Serum. I literally

take about two drops and then rub that on my hands and rub it on my face it adds a

nice moisture. This also helps with the dark spots. I go ahead and air dry my skin

waving my hands. 100% cocoa butter I take this I like to rub this on my face it

definitely does wonders with the dark spots. Hydrocortisone Cooling Relief Gel and

I like to put this on all over my skin. Boo ya just like that. Check a sister out. Mm-hmm. Yes

get a girl. Thank y'all for watching. Hope y'all enjoyed this video. Ha Cha Cha Cha!

Encourage one another and build each other up... Thessalonians 5:11 "Scripture of the day".

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Bad Weather Brewing Company & Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt Dark Cream Ale - Duration: 2:48.

Chip: Hello, everybody, I'm Chip Walton from Chop & Brew.

I'm here at Bad Weather with brewer Ryan Kartes.

What are we drinking?

Ryan: We are drinking Kentucky Common or Dark Cream Ale as we like to call it.

Chip: Why are we drinking it?

Because it's winter, right?

Ryan: It is winter; it's a great beer no matter what time of year.

Chip: The Pioneer Press approached Bad Weather about doing a collaboration partnership beer

for the upcoming Saint Paul Winter Carnival.

It's looks like it's coming up, it's in the subzeros.

Ryan: It's definitely winter finally.

Chip: The Pioneer Press Treasure Dark Cream Ale,

tell people what to expect when they find it in

four-pack cans at the store or on tap here on West Seventh.

Ryan: Cans are being released today on January 21st.

We tapped it actually on the 19th, last Saturday, we had a big release party - probably the

biggest we've ever had.

It's a nice, clean easy-drinking beer, but there's a lot of flavor going on.

Little bit of spice, little bit of chocolate note, I get a lot of maralade.

But there is an underlying current of corn because this beer has about 35% corn.

We actually milled all of the whole dried corn ourselves and then mashed it all in and

did a cereal mash.

It's a big beer.

Chip: It's a labor of love; it's not something you do for every beer.

Ryan: No.

And it's not something that everyone will be able to easily reproduce.

If we had to do this for every beer, I'd be a lot more buff. [laughs] That's for sure.

Chip: A lot of love went into this thing that's celebrating the traditional event of Winter

Carnival.

Saint Paul artist DWITT did the can art; it turned out lovely.

He did a great job.

You should come down to Bad Weather and get a pint.

Ryan's also got some firkins and pins up his sleeve.

Come brave the chill, man, break that winter chill.

Ryan: It'll keep you warm.

Chip: Don't let the New York Times win.

Prove to them that Saint Paul is worth living in in the wintertime.

Ryan: Oh yeah!

Chip: Yeah, that's the whole reason -- watch me not be right here -- but the Winter Carnival

started because some Times travel writer came and talked about how miserably desolate winter

is and why do people live here?

So, they started the Winter Carnival to show people, "Hey, we can do stuff."

Then half the time you're too frostbitten to do anything.

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Hey guys, how are You, hope You doing well

in this quick tutorial video, I'm gonna be sharing with you guys

a way that let you browse more safe and healthy

I mean you eyes, You know if you spend a lot of time front your computer

Your eyes will be affected, so take care of your eyes and use a dark theme

for the light, and daily browsing, so keep your eyes away from the rays

So here is the extension that I'm talking about guys, It's called "Dark Reader"

So if you go to the right corner, and more tools, extensions

and go to the left corner, open chrome web store

and if you type here dark like that, "Dark Reader", like so and enter or search

as you can see it's rated to be in the first on the page

because it's useful extension and keeping your eyes more healthy and more safety,

as you can see, this is the extension, just click install on chrome, I already installed it

on my Google Chrome, so I don't have to reinstall it again, this is the description

Dark mode for every website. Take care of your eyes, use dark theme for night and daily browsing.

This eye-care extension enables night mode creating dark themes for websites on the fly. Dark Reader inverts bright colors making them high contrast and easy to read at night.

This extension is works on the night, I've been using this extension from a while

It's helpful and it's good, and if I go for example to Google as you could see

It's changed the bright color to a light and dark color

that keep your eyes relax for reading, I go for example to Wikipedia

as you can see it's nice and easy for read, if you read some book, some articles, anything on a website as you can see

It's easy, so from here you have the extensions, and you can switch between dark and light

you can adjust the brightness, and the contrast also

Sepia, I don't know how it's work, as you can see it's takes the color to black & white

Okay, that's it in this video guys, thanks for watching and I hope you like this extension

It's really helpful and nice for reading,

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OBAMA, HILLARY IS FINISHED!

DARK PLAN THEY'RE HIDING JUST GOT REVEALED, PRIS0N TIME

all right I have a special guest the definition of a special guest on the

line of line seven VIP hotline sirrah Carter's with me investigative reporter you know her

from Fox News and she's got a great Twitter account but the main thing

we're talking about today is her new film she co-produced and she stars

in called not in vain its documentary available now I wash it on YouTube yesterday and it's

so powerful and apropos Sarah because first of all thanks

for joining me on Breitbart news daily but we've spent two hours today in

the broadcast talking about immigration which is sadly back in the news and what your documentary

does is it really walks through the industry that goes into illegal

immigration and the collateral damage that it takes on the American

public it talked to us about it you had it right on the right on the head there with

talking about it as collateral damage and thank you so much for having me

on today I really appreciate it this movie is very special this documentary

and dear to my heart not in vain and it's a non-profit film trying to educate the public

as well as lawmakers and our school systems and most importantly parents

on the drug trade on the drug cartels how this enormous hundred

billion dollar industry is actually a national security threat to our country and what it's

doing to our children I mean the increase in opioid heroin deaths

across the United States is extraordinary in fact the DEA says this is the greatest

threat the drug cartels right now are the greatest threat to the

United States something that we need to pay attention to and as you've seen with this

Honduran migration these caravans of people coming to the United States this

is something that we have to be very mindful of this isn't just about

migration this is about large industrial narco terrorists choosing to push through our borders

not just human trafficking but drugs as such as fentanyl right now which is which is exactly

airily dangerous and so what we tried to do with this film is really

from a very high perspective what is happening overall not just about the addiction

not just about the recovery but how it's targeting our communities and I just hope everyone gets

a chance to see it yeah everyone has to see it because

this walks through and I really just hope that the people who think that

it's about race or something that the reason why we want the border closed the reason why

we think of immigration and according to a poll we have out at Breitbart

news number-one issue in the for this electorate for 2018 is

immigration and this walks you through why it is not a race thing it's about when you

see fentanyl coming over the border and it's not stopping it Texas in California

Sarah it's going up into Ohio it's going up to end into Illinois it's

drastically changing these communities is destroying lives and it is a industry that

starts in Central America the opioids are grown in Mexico they're laced

with trace amounts of the synthetics and the type of synthetics

that kill people and these you're the stories that you highlight in the movie are not the

ones that you see on the vast majority of news outlets that's absolutely

right we talked about how it's targeting let's just let's just

start with simple numbers here you know the annual deaths from overall drug use in 2017

was seventy two thousand two hundred and eighty seven that's what the CDC

had of those forty nine thousand plus deaths were involving opioids the

majority of which were coming from across the border think about that you know Heidi

Riggs who's the mother in the film and she talks about the death of her

daughter Marin who died two weeks after her 20th birthday yeah she says

it's like a 737 plane crashing every single day in America that's the number of deaths

over 115 people dying every single day and here was a mom upper middle-class

family works for the Attorney General of Ohio never believed

that her daughter who looks like when you see her pictures when you see her in the film

like the girl next door would ever ever become wrapped up in this situation

you know we always think of junkies we think oh that's a junkies

problem and that's a bad way of thinking about it too because they were people right that

ended up in a really terrible circumstance and ended up addicted to narcotics

now what we're seeing is not just the inner cities we're seeing it

spread across the communities into suburbia into rural parts of America to the point where

I mean the threat really is we're losing a generation of people if

we do not put a stop to this it will literally change the map of the United

States of America the way we look the way we are and and the threat that is potentially

coming our way when we think about fentanyl you know we of the corner in

dr. Ortiz who's in the film from Franklin County out of Ohio I want to

thank the state of Ohio to such enormous cooperation from both law enforcement as well as the medical

community in Ohio when you think of this doctor Artie said you

know before she used to think of fentanyl at being used for anesthesia

right that's how doctors always consider fentanyl highly potent used to put a patient under

now when they think of setting all they think of death they see young

people in their morgues every day and the numbers are rising in fact in

Franklin County Ohio the numbers became so great of the death overdoses that we're teeth

actually had to order freezers to bring in to hold the bodies outside

the morgue I mean and this is not just in Franklin County we're seeing

this across the United States and the reason is because fentanyl is so powerful what the

drug cartels are doing I mean they ship it in from China bring it

into Mexico there you know and sometimes the Chinese just move it

straight into the United States by courier through air but a lot the great majority of

it is coming through the drug cartels through the southern border and

they mix these chemicals in backroom trailer labs or in labs in Mexico or

inside the United States and they create pills pills that look just like the pharmaceutical

pills you get that look like oxycontin Percocet you know xanax and

you can't tell the difference between a real pill and a fake pill the

point is the fake pill is heroin and fentanyl and the first time you take it you could die

it's

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On my door, a dull brass plate says "Private Detective".

The few friends I have call me Carnby. The others call me the Reptile.

These days, I leave my letters unopened: bills and threats...

When an antique dealer called Gloria Allen contacted me, I slipped into my best shirt and got to her shop as fast as I could.

I was expecting something sordid; blackmail probably... Boy, was I wrong!

What I was asked to do was visit a property called Decerto and find a piano in the loft.

It looked like whoever owned Decerto was about to get cleaned out.

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Dark Theories about Disney's Aladdin That Change Everything - Duration: 12:16.

It's one of the most timeless animated films of all time and the fourth movie created during

the Disney Renaissance period.

And with the live-action remake on it's way, we're looking back at the original animated

film with a lot of nostalgia.

Heart-warming and sweet (like most Disney movies), Aladdin is, beyond all, the story

of a poor boy who overcomes society's struggles and proves himself worthy of the Princess

he's fallen in love with.

Sounds innocent, so there couldn't possibly be anything dark about the movie, right?

Except maybe for Jafar, who, let's face it, is probably one of the darkest villains created

by Disney.

But, as it turns out, few people know that Aladdin actually hides some other dark secrets.

Or at least, that's what these theories suggest.

Like in the case of many other Disney movies, what you see is not always what you get.

These are Dark Theory's about Disney's Aladdin.

But first, do us a favour and subscribe and hit that notification bell, so you get notifications,

whenever we upload.

Let's get started.

Jafar Was Just the Middle Man This theory sounds crazy when you first hear

it because, after all, Jafar goes a pretty long way to get his hands on the lamp.

Heck, he even kills someone to do it (and who knows how many others he murdered before

the movie starts?).

It takes a special kind of evil desire to do all that yet, when Jafar finally gets his

hands on the lamp, he doesn't know exactly what to ask of it.

You'd expect someone who has spent his life searching for a magic item like this to do

it for a very clear purpose but no, Jafar stumbles into his wishes and uses his last

wish kind of randomly, asking to become an all-powerful Genie.

Reddit user ctwstudios thinks this is a sign that Jafar was actually the middle-man and

that he didn't originally start searching for the lamp for his own benefit but for that

of his boss.

When he gets his hands on it, though, Jafar is corrupted by power and keeps the lamp for

himself.

So who is Jafar working for?

Well, here's the craziest part of this theory: he might actually be working for Jasmine.

Hear us out.

He couldn't be working for the Sultan because, well, let's be honest, he isn't the brightest

light on the Christmas tree.

Plus, even if the Sultan did want the lamp for himself, with his power, he wouldn't even

need back-alley methods like assigning Jafar to the task.

Iago and Abu seem to mostly be around for comedic purposes so we have to rule them out

too.

Jasmine, on the other hand, is a likely contender.

She is by far the smartest person in the movie.

And she shows how cunning she can be when she pretends to be in love with Jafar.

She wouldn't go public with her search for the lamp, but instead, she uses Jafar (who

is clearly infatuated with her) to find it.

When she is almost killed because of the lamp, she decides to free the Genie, rather than

have it in the hands of a manic monster ever again.

Seems like a stretch, but possible.

What do you think?

Aladdin Is Set in a Distant, Post-Apocalyptic Future

I bet you thought Aladdin was clearly set in Ancient Arabia, right?

Well, some think differently.

That it actually takes place in a post-apocalyptic future and here's why:

- When the Genie first gets out of the lamp, he says he's been there for 10,000 years;

- When Aladdin gets his makeover, the Genie says his current outfit is much too third

century'; - If you connect these two lines, you can

draw the conclusion that the movie isn't set in 1300 AD as we initially thought, but in

the year 10,300 (well, at least).

This is the foundation of the theory, but let's look at some evidence:

- The Genie is familiar with technology from our era (cars, for instance);

- He impersonates celebrities who were popular in the eighties and nineties (For example,

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jack Nicholson); - Iago possesses human-like intelligence,

so he must be genetically modified (plus, he can self-heal, as shown in the scene where

his feathers burn off only to grow back again just in time for the next scene although admittedly,

this can be chalked up as comedic creative decisions);

- Agrabah's fish seem to have been affected by some sort of radiation, making them giant.

(But interestingly, this might be tied in to the official SNES game, where an unexploded

atomic bomb appears in one of the scenes.).

- When he leaves to travel the world, the Genie returns with gifts from our era (which

might suggest he made those up so that Aladdin and Jasmine don't learn the truth about the

surrounding areas being a wasteland).

Now, I'll be honest with you every single one of these points can be easily counter-argued.

Like, for example, the timeline could start in 9000 B.C., which means that the action

is still happening in 1300 A.C. as initially thought.

But if that were the case, what's up with all the modern pop-culture references?

It's up to you to decide whether or not this theory makes sense but we have to admit, it

would be kind of awesome if it was true.

A Whole New World Is a Song about Sex There are a lot of sex-related Disney theories

going around and pretty much every single one of the major movies seems to be tainted

in this way.

In Aladdin, one of the main theories going around is that A Whole New World is not a

song about love, or the discovery of the world per se, but about the discovery of each other's

bodies.

According to this theory, when Aladdin asks Tell me, princess, now when did You last let

your heart decide?" he is asking her about having sex with him.

In the lyric "I can open your eyes.

Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride", the magic carpet

ride is, well, a metaphor for sex.

And when Jasmine says that every moment gets better, she is, you guessed it, talking about

sex.

This theory isn't even that crazy, given that the song might be nothing else than a metaphor

for making love - a technique similar to other Disney movies as well.

Most notably, The Lion King.

The Genie is A Manipulator The Genie seems like a nice, fun guy, but

what if he wasn't all that great?

Well, according to Redditor fantheories101, the Genie is actually pretty much a jerk who

plays everyone.

From the very first second he comes out of the lamp.

It all starts with the fact that the Genie tells Aladdin that he doesn't want to raise

the dead (meaning that he can, but he won't).

So, the Genie can refuse to grant wishes and he is not 100% bound to his owner only up

to a certain extent.

Furthermore, Aladdins first wish is to become a prince � and while the Genie dresses him

up as one, he doesn�t actually make him one.

In fact, to the end of the movie, Aladdin never becomes a prince (the Sultan only changes

the laws, so he doesn't have to be one to marry Jasmine).

Some say that this is just a trick the Genie plays on Aladdin to get back at him for having

tricked him in the first place.

Even with all this, the Genie doesn't become evil until he starts working for Jafar.

Since the Genie himself is the one telling the entire story of Aladdin, his perspective

is altered and he can present the facts not as they happened, but as he wants them to

be seen by those who listen to the story.

It might seem that he was forced by Jafar to do all those evil things but since he cannot

actually be forced to do anything (as shown before), the only conclusion we draw is that

he wants to do everything Jafar asks him to.

The reason?

The Genie might be angry at Aladdin for not having freed him.

Keep in mind that, although powerful, the Genie cannot free himself from the lamp because

he was bound to it by his creator.

In fact, the connection between the Genie and the lamp is so strong that, if the lamp

is destroyed, the Genie dies.

So, only the Genie's current master can free him from the lamp.

What the Genie wants from the very beginning is to be free and he is willing to manipulate

Aladdin into freeing him.

When this plan fails, the Genie tries to manipulate Jafar into freeing him.

When Jafar himself is tricked into becoming a genie, Aladdin's Genie gets very anxious

not because he didn't realize Jafar would be trapped in his lamp, but because he doesn't

want Jafar to use his third wish.

In the end, the Genie sees his own wish come true when Aladdin frees him but that does

not necessarily make us forgive all his previous plays.

Jafar Was the Good Guy Now, wait a second.

How could this seemingly evil villain be the good guy?

To understand this theory, go back to the beginning of the movie where the city of Agrabah

is already ran by Jafar (well, indirectly, through the Sultan who he's hypnotized)

As we can see from the introduction, Agrabah is actually a prosperous city under Jafar's

ruling.

The crime rates are very low, the economy is booming, and the citizens seem happy and

content with their lives.

By seeking the lamp, Jafar only wants to ensure his ruling will continue to bring the city

to new levels of prosperity and happiness.

He basically tries to defeat the Sultan (who, as we mentioned previously, is really incompetent

and passes laws on a whim), Aladdin (who, like it or not, is a conman), and princess

Jasmine (who is nothing but a spoiled princess out of touch with reality).

When you see things from this perspective, Jafar isn't so bad anymore, right?

Well, it's a nice thought I suppose.

The Entire Movie is About Aladdin's First Wish

As mentioned previously in our video, Aladdin's first wish is to become a prince and, according

to Redditor Undependable, everything that happens in the movie afterwards is nothing

but a path to making that wish come true.

The Genie is omnipotent, as he himself mentions it in the movie, and he can see up to a million

years into the future.

I guess that may explain the pop-culture references Everything the Genie does from the moment

he dresses Aladdin up as a prince is to set him up for success and make him win the heart

of Jasmine (which is actually Aladdin's true wish, as being a prince would just be a means

to be able to reach her).

Even Jafar is but a mere pawn in this grand scheme of things and the fact that the Genie

gets in his possession is nothing but a means to an end - because it allows Aladdin to come

out as the hero of the story and make the Sultan bypass his own laws to allow him to

marry Jasmine.

Of course, if you see this entire theory through the fact that Aladdin never gets to be an

actual prince (he only marries the princess), the entire theory crumbles into pieces.

But if you think of the fact that Aladdin doesn't want royalty, but Jasmine, the entire

theory makes perfect sense.

Just think of it, Aladdin's precise words aren't to be a prince but to be MADE a prince

which the Genie grants in the end through a series of Machiavellian schemes that push

Aladdin to the top of the social chain.

This entire theory doesn't sound that dark but if you consider the things the Genie does

when he is controlled (not actually controlled) by Jafar, you suddenly understand just how

much it takes to make Aladdin's wish come true.

What if instead of Aladdin, Jafar would have stumbled upon the lamp first?

What extent would the Genie have gone to for him?

Makes you think, right?

But those are our favorite dark theories about Disney's Aladdin.

Do you think any of them are true?

Or do you have your own dark theories about the film?

Let us know in the comment section below.

Don't forget to like this video, subscribe and hit that notification bell so you get

notifications whenever we upload.

But most importantly, stay wicked.

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I'm just having a look around, here

Getting my bearings

Jordanix1871: It was weird for me to go straight from Dark Souls 2 to Dark Souls 1

Jordanix1871: And still be okay with that

Jordanix1871: A buddy of mine...

Jordanix1871: Did I tell you about a friend of mine

Jordanix1871: That was considering getting into Dark Souls/Bloodborne?

Yeah

Jordanix1871: He ended up buying Dark Souls 2 today

So I gave him lots of encouragement for that

Nice

Jordanix1871: He's watching a video series

Jordanix1871: By a guy that helped make the strategy guide for it

Jordanix1871: And he's quite enjoying it

Jordanix1871: So I'm like, "keep with it"

Jordanix1871: Good on him

Absolutely

Jordanix1871: So you see all these mirrors here?

Jordanix1871: That's foreshadowing for later

Okay

What I'm actually doing now

Is I'm following...

...the path I saw in a video, to the Estus Shard

Jordanix1871: Oh, nice

We'll see how good my memory is

Jordanix1871: So yeah, he's like, "I pre-ordered Bloodborne"

Jordanix1871: "The Sucker Edition", which is what we call the fancier version

(laughs) okay

Jordanix1871: Which, we talked about it

Jordanix1871: And I decided I'm going to get the Sucker Edition too

Yeah

Jordanix1871: But I'm still surprised that he got to it

Jordanix1871: Before I did

Why the Sucker Edition?

Jordanix1871: Ah, just because I'm so excited for it

Okay

Jordanix1871: Like, I'm just super excited

Jordanix1871: It's funny because I'm not expecting a Dark Souls 2 game at all

Jordanix1871: I just like the setting, and everything about it

Mhm

Yeah

No, I'll be...

If I do own a PS4 it won't be until April

But even then...

I can't be quite sure

I'm pretty sure the last thing I need is another fucking video game console

Jordanix1871: Um

Jordanix1871: Will you be able to stream PS4 games with your current setup?

Yes

My capture card actually takes PS4/Xbox One

Is that it's designed for

And then anything after, it should be able to

Jordanix1871: Okay, cool

So Lord_of_cinder28 has joined us

He says, "Dark Souls, gross, I hate this game"

Jordanix1871: (chuckles)

"Fuck you guys with Bloodborne, I don't have a PS4"

Yeah, like I said

If I do end up buying a PS4, it won't be until

Later this year, if at all

Jordanix1871: That's awesome

Jordanix1871: I had it fullscreen so I didn't see that

Jordanix1871: "Fuck you guys with Bloodborne, I don't have a PS4"

Jordanix1871: That's awesome

Jordanix1871: That's awesome

Oh

Uh oh

Get it in ya!

Ahh, fucker

Um

Yeah

He opens doors like he's exploring ancient ruins

Jordanix1871: (laughing)

Jordanix1871: Indiana Jones style!

Jordanix1871: At least the door should be open for you next come-back, right?

I don't think so, no

He pushed on them, they opened an inch...

Jordanix1871: Ah

And then I got a Halberd through the chest

Jordanix1871: Yeah ya did

But I think all I'm gonna do

Is I'm gonna get this Shard

I'm gonna use it, and then I'm just gonna...

...play the game normally from the bonfire that I was at

Here

Jordanix1871: Ah, right on

But it's just a kind of quest right now

And the only reason I'm doing it

Is because I saw those mirrors

And they reminded me

Jordanix1871: Okay, cool

(laughs)

Lord_of_cinder28 is gonna invade the Looking Glass Knight

Jordanix1871: Good!

(laughs) Not really!

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

Jordanix1871: No, that's so awesome

Jordanix1871: And I actually kind of hope it happens

Jordanix1871: That would make me way too happy

I can count on one hand

The number of phantom player encounters I've won

Jordanix1871: Mhm

It's not a common occurrence for me

Jordanix1871: Oh no, man, I hear ya

Jordanix1871: It's kind of crazy

I did kick that one guy off a cliff, though

That felt really fucking good

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

I kicked him DOWN A WATERFALL

It was pretty awesome

Jordanix1871: Damn

Jordanix1871: Like a boss

Get it open, get it open, get it open!

There we go!

Yup

Now down the stairs

Through another door

That you're gonna open like my frigging grandmother

Yep

And there it is

No, open the chest slower!

Slower!

Good job!

Jordanix1871: Easy, rest your back there

(laughs)

Yeah, you wouldn't wanna pull something

So I did get...

Jordanix1871: Oh man, I like how that Mastadon

Jordanix1871: Just kind of stood there and let you open the door

Jordanix1871: And allowed it to happen

(laughs) Yeah

He's just like, "Yeah, I'm okay with this"

Jordanix1871: That's what I'm here to see

Jordanix1871: (laughs) "I'm gonna allow this"

He also just allowed me to Homeward Bone home

Oh, nice

He's just a nice guy, I think!

Jordanix1871: Just not having their A-game today, huh?

Yeah

Oh, the elevator's active now

Jordanix1871: Ohh, that's what we wanted then, yeah

Jordanix1871: Go down a thing

Up

Jordanix1871: Or up a thing, whatever

Yeah buddy

Okay

Jordanix1871: I came here to watch you fight the Looking Glass Knight

Jordanix1871: Or as I prefer, the "Mirror Knight"

Jordanix1871: Whatever, but...

Yeah, well

Jordanix1871: I think they changed the name

Jordanix1871: Fun fact, on the demo for Dark Souls 2

Jordanix1871: This was the first boss fight I think they let you do

Jordanix1871: Was this one coming up here

Okay, so they're just showing off

Jordanix1871: Yeah, maybe

Jordanix1871: I think... I could be making all this up too, though

Jordanix1871: Like in some half-remembered dream

"Key to the Embedded?"

Is that the Emerald [Herald]?

Jordanix1871: I'm... not sure

Jordanix1871: Oh, this one?

Jordanix1871: Ah, this key

Jordanix1871: Ahh, I don't...

I got the "Key to King's Passage"

Jordanix1871: Yeah, I can't remember where this key was

Jordanix1871: Seems to me it was in the castle or something

Jordanix1871: But not any big deal

Jordanix1871: It seems to me, but I don't know

Jordanix1871: Maybe Lord_of_cinder28 remembers better

I dunno, it looks like girl-face

The one that levels me up

"Key to the Embedded" is what I need

Jordanix1871: You know, every time you open a chest

Jordanix1871: I just expect it to eat your face

Jordanix1871: And I'm a little bit disappointed when it doesn't

I've only ever seen it happen once!

It was like half the frigging chests in Dark Souls

And now, I've found one mimic and accidentally killed it

*I* was kind of looking forward

To getting my face eaten by a mimic

I mean, that's part of the Dark Souls experience, right?

Jordanix1871: There you go

Jordanix1871: That's par for the course, yeah

Though to be fair

I wear the Symbol of Avarice

When I'm leveling up in Dark Souls

And it regularly eats my face and kills me

It's the one that...

Jordanix1871: Ahh, yes

...makes your health...

Jordanix1871: You know, so like the last...

Jordanix1871: Killing a boss, shrine done...

Jordanix1871: Um

Okay

Jordanix1871: It wasn't until the last mimic

That I got the helmet

Okay, yeah

I think that...

Jordanix1871: Because it's a rare drop, apparently

Yeah, yeah it is

There are some things that, on the last enemy

There's a 100% drop chance

Jordanix1871: Ahh, yes

I thought that might be it

Jordanix1871: I did read that, yeah

I feel like I have too much weapon [durability]

So I'm degrading it on random stones

Jordanix1871: Genius!

Jordanix1871: I encourage that!

Jordanix1871: Oh man, it's about to get real up in here

Ah, you're freaking me out, Jordanix1871

Jordanix1871: (laughs) I'm sorry Miss Jackson

Hello, boys!

Holy shit!

Jordanix1871: Oh, I forgot about this hallway!

Jordanix1871: Yeah, I love this hallway...

Jordanix1871: The not-knowing? Aw, I just love it

I don't think I'm gonna survive this one

There's like frigging five of them after me here

Jordanix1871: Oh, it would be a shame if you did!

Jordanix1871: I mean, these guys are the elite of the elite

Jesus Christ!

Well they're certainly proud of it

Oh, you're just fucking showing off

Dancing around and shit

Jordanix1871: They're giving you the bedroom eyes, too

Jordanix1871: Did you notice that?

(laughs) What's that?

Jordanix1871: They're giving you the bedroom eyes?

Yeah

The something-eyes

Ahh I'm getting stunlocked to shit here

You coming in?

Yeah you're coming in

What about you?

Come on in

(hearty laughter)

I shot him with an arrow trying to kill him

And he kicked me in the face four times

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

He's like, "No, that's not gonna happen!"

Okay

He's trying to invade me now

Jordanix1871: Nice!

Jordanix1871: Okay, that...

Jordanix1871: Um, oh okay

Jordanix1871: I just got the kicked-in-the-face thing with the arrow

Jordanix1871: That's what we just saw on the stream

So are you looking for me to do something

To help you invade me, Lord_of_cinder28?

Or are you just really hoping that

The game is gonna do it for you?

Jordanix1871: I think he's really hoping

Jordanix1871: That it'll get summoned from the Looking Glass Knight

Okay

Jordanix1871: Because that's part of its deal

Jordanix1871: As you probably know

Jordanix1871: Is it summons someone to help him

Kick me in the face some more

I'm missing a boot from my chest-inventory

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

Jordanix1871: Boot not found!

(laughs)

Boot gone! Boot gone!

Jordanix1871: (laughs) I know the boot's gone, but where did it go!?

(laughs) Where has the boot gone?

Jordanix1871: I think it just say it louder

Jordanix1871: Oh man

Jordanix1871: Finally some backstab action

Jordanix1871: Ah, before this fight

Jordanix1871: You should probably drink all of your Estus flasks

Jordanix1871: Just to make it more interesting to watch

(laughs)

Just to... superpower me?

Does that give me all the powers?

Jordanix1871: It's quite the buff

Jordanix1871: It's really an amazing buff

Jordanix1871: That you don't wanna miss out on

Jordanix1871: Oh nice!

Jordanix1871: The pair of yas...

Jordanix1871: It's actually kind of fair though that you

Jordanix1871: To bring someone in for this one

Jordanix1871: Since they're gonna...

Jordanix1871: He's gonna bring in someone for him, so...

It didn't work

Because I wasn't sure if I was supposed to...

Jordanix1871: No no, it'll find a way I think

Jordanix1871: It's like The Terminator

Jordanix1871: I think they have to send him back in time

Okay

Yeah, we'll try it again when this guy...

...adds that giant sword to my chest-inventory

Jordanix1871: Oh, "Summoning failed?"

Jordanix1871: Aw, terrible

I think I stepped through the mist to early

I thought he was gonna be on the other side

Jordanix1871: Ahh, gotcha

We'll it again if we can

If we get the opportunity

Jordanix1871: Oh, just so you know

Jordanix1871: His shield has a massive, amazing block radius

Jordanix1871: See, you're gonna have to stick to his left

Jordanix1871: Or behind him

Jordanix1871: Like that shield blocks everything

Jordanix1871: And it's amazing, really

He's got quite the fucking hitbox on him, too

On that sword

Jordanix1871: Ah yeah

Oh good, my sword's at risk!

Jordanix1871: Gooood, gooood!

That's what I fucking wanted

Jordanix1871: I told you to drink all those Estus before the fight

Jordanix1871: But you just didn't listen

Oh Jesus Christ

Jordanix1871: It's a random boss, he just...

I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING

That's a played in his shield, isn't it!?

Jordanix1871: Oh, you finally picked up on that?

Well he just did it for the first time

Jordanix1871: No, I thought you knew

Jordanix1871: That's what we were going on about

Jordanix1871: This whole time

Well I assumed that there was gonna be something

But to see the player break out of his shield

Jordanix1871: Yeah yeah, for sure

...was interesting

The player keeps swinging at me

But he swings over my head

Because I'm laying on the ground already

Jordanix1871: Oh nice

Jordanix1871: (laughs) Nice

Fuck that sword!

Jordanix1871: It also could be an NPC

Jordanix1871: Because that sometimes happens too

Yeah

Jordanix1871: Like it brought in an NPC [for me]

Jordanix1871: Because I was offline

He's kind of acting like an NPC

Jordanix1871: Yeah, I agree

Jordanix1871: Fun fact, if you kill this guy and take too long

Jordanix1871: Like kill the invader

Jordanix1871: But don't kill the Knight soon enough

Jordanix1871: He'll summon someone else

Oh yeah, I assumed as much

Jordanix1871: I think I killed him just as he was summoning a second person

Ohhh motherfucker!

I rolled backwards and he stuck his sword out!

And slit my throat

Jordanix1871: Oh nice

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

There he is

Jordanix1871: Did they get summoned okay?

Yup

Jordanix1871: Nice

So I think I have to walk through first

And then...

Jordanix1871: Correct

Aw man, there's another dude!

I'm gonna summon him, too!

I think that's actually an NPC

He's the dude with the big sword

Yeah

"Phantom Benhart of Jugo"

Whatever

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, gotcha

(laughs)

I forgot I was a woman!

Jordanix1871: Oh that's true too, yeah

(more laughing)

The dude I just summoned

Is standing there watching me strip

And humping the air

Can I help you?

Oh no, that's Lord_of_cinder28

Doing that creepy thing

Jordanix1871: Yep, that's what it is

Jordanix1871: That's what's happening

Come on in, boys!

Fuck!

New ranged attack he got

Ranged in rings

I'm... not rolling at the correct times at all

That's how you're supposed to play, right?

Not roll properly?

Jordanix1871: Oh your rolls aren't timed?

Just roll randomly around?

Just dodge and hit shield?

Man I wish I had a fucking Eagle Shield in this game

I was actually considering

Going and training a good greatshield

Jordanix1871: Uh, the Pursuer's greatshield

Jordanix1871: It's not unlike the Eagle Shield

Jordanix1871: In that its ability is through the roof

My problem is that with every pound of carry weight

Jordanix1871: Yeah yeah

You actually slow down

Jordanix1871: Sure do

Like immensely

So I try to keep it as light as I can

Jordanix1871: Mhm

Jordanix1871: I really do hope they summon

Jordanix1871: A real-life player for this guy

Well he's doing it now, so...

Jordanix1871: Okay, so...

Jordanix1871: And then he comes out

Jordanix1871: And there's like three people there to wail on him

(laughs)

Jordanix1871: "I didn't sign up for this!"

Oh, I was also using my incorrect weapon

Jordanix1871: Nice

Which just became at-risk

Jordanix1871: That guy went down quick

Jordanix1871: He folded like Superman on laundry day!

(laughs) Yeah

Jordanix1871: Just crumpled him

The big guy with the fake [Moonlight] Sword

Is about to go down

Yeah, there he goes

"Benhart of Jugo"

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

Jordanix1871: Yeah, sure did

Jordanix1871: Sure did, boss

Okay, I'm gonna heal

Just because he's at really low health

Jordanix1871: Looks like you're actually doing damage

Jordanix1871: With your sword now

Yeah

Because it's not a fucking shitty Falchion+5

Oh that fucking shield

There he goes!

Lord_of_cinder28 with the final hit!

Jordanix1871: Nice!

Lord_of_cinder28, did you fight that boss naked!?

Because you're naked right now

Jordanix1871: No

Jordanix1871: It was at the very end, I think

Okay

Interesting

Because that would have put me to shame

It's like, "Yeah, I don't need armor"

"We'll just fight him"

Okay

Well I appreciate the help

Jordanix1871: That was the weirdest wave animation

Jordanix1871: I've ever seen

(laughs)

Yeah I know, right!?

I did try for it, though

Jordanix1871: Nice

I was just to excited for a regular wave

Jordanix1871: That's it

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Jordanix1871: Yep, I saw it

Jordanix1871: Oh you found it?

Yeah

Jordanix1871: When that guy came out to fight you

Jordanix1871: I knew that was the one

Jordanix1871: I'm pretty sure that's the path

This looks like the entrance to a DLC

Jordanix1871: It might be

Jordanix1871: I could be very mistaken about...

Jordanix1871: ...my things

Um

Because the DLC...

Jordanix1871: Shrine of Winter?

Yeah

Jordanix1871: Yeah, it is

Jordanix1871: Okay so, what's hilarious about this

Jordanix1871: This, Shrine of Winter, was here the entire time

Jordanix1871: My first time through

Jordanix1871: The first day the game was released

Jordanix1871: This was here

Okay

And then they pretended that they weren't gonna do DLC

Yeah

Jordanix1871: So run past the shrine

Jordanix1871: When you're in there

Jordanix1871: Don't activate it, just run past

Yep

Jordanix1871: But it's amusing though, huh?

Jordanix1871: Had I told you that the entire game was meant to be in a winter setting?

Uh, I thought it was darkness?

Jordanix1871: No, it was supposed to be...

Jordanix1871: And that's why I think the Shrine of Winter was there

Jordanix1871: They realized it would be no fun

Jordanix1871: Having the same setting the whole time

Yeah, true

Jordanix1871: But yeah, you found the way to the next area

Okay

Bunch of people telling me

That "now the real fight begins"

Jordanix1871: Yeah, the next area is...

Jordanix1871: In my opinion, the main castle in the game

Okay

So it's kind of like Sen's Fortress?

Jordanix1871: Ah, it's not difficult like that

Jordanix1871: It reminds me more of Anor Londo, actually

Okay

I had heard Sen's Fortress described as

The point in the game where it ramps up

And starts really punching you in the face

Jordanix1871: Aha, nice

Which is... absolutely

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, you found the lady

Jordanix1871: It seems to me the enemies in the castle

Jordanix1871: Have the highest drop rates

Jordanix1871: Oh, and there'll be a door up there-

Jordanix1871: Oh, you're in combat now, so...

Jordanix1871: ...I'll try to leave you to it

Jordanix1871: But there's a door up there

Jordanix1871: That enemies need to die beside it to open it

Okay

Jordanix1871: I think it just takes one enemy

Jordanix1871: So you'll be fighting like, a whole bunch of skeletons

Jordanix1871: Until the door opens

Mhm

Not as bad fighting these guys on a staircase

Because their weapons go to high to hit me

Jordanix1871: Yeah, apparently not

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, one of 'em did it

Jordanix1871: Ah, you need to do it for both sides

Yep

Jordanix1871: Nice

Jordanix1871: Hopefully the door's open

Jordanix1871: And you're done with the dudes

Okay

There's a bunch of people offering to help here

Jordanix1871: Oh nice

I didn't realize I was human

Oh, I guess that makes sense

Jordanix1871: Did you get the bonfire?

Yep

Jordanix1871: Sweet

Oh Jesus Christ

That's the first one coming out

Uh yeah, looks like it

Come on!

He's so tall I can't see his health bar

So it looks like my weapon's doing nothing

And... he's actually doing pretty close to nothing

Do they respawn?

Jordanix1871: These guys? Yup

Oh Jesus

Jordanix1871: They're great for farming

Yeah

Lord_of_cinder28 says, "The one on the right"

"Is the one that you need to go through"

"The first one"

Jordanix1871: Yep, he's right

Jordanix1871: To continue on to the rest of the game, yeah

I expect to see "Melu Scimitar+10 is at risk!"

Anytime here

Jordanix1871: Hah!

Because he's...

Jordanix1871: Nice, good call

...taking a chunk out of my...

...weapon health

Aw motherfucker

He killed me

Jordanix1871: Ah! Wow

Alright, so...

Jordanix1871: You had him though!

Yeah, well

He just took so fucking long to go down

I had him down to like half health

Jordanix1871: Yeah, yep

So is there an order I have to open them in?

Or can I just go straight for the one on the right first?

Jordanix1871: Nope, just go straight to the far right door

Jordanix1871: The first one on the right

Jordanix1871: And that's it

Jordanix1871: Alright, what did I miss?

Um, I got invaded

And I'm fighting the Dragonrider right now

Jordanix1871: Oh, the Dragonrider! Nice!

Jordanix1871: Oh, you didn't talk to the queen?

Jordanix1871: Or the lady?

I was trying to find a boss

So I could eject that invader out of my world

Jordanix1871: Okay, gotcha

(laughs) Someone's shooting me with arrows from above

Jordanix1871: Oh yeah, yeah

There's two of them, but I only see one

Jordanix1871: The bow-and-arrow guy is a lot less health

Jordanix1871: So if you take that one out, it's awesome

Jordanix1871: But, you know, whatever works

Jordanix1871: Or maybe he jumps down after a while

Jordanix1871: I can't remember

Well this guy's halfway dead already, so...

Jordanix1871: Yep

Holy fuck, there he is!

Hello!

Jordanix1871: And that one goes down quick

Jordanix1871: It's just hard because there's two

Okay, buddy, when I press the heal button...

...it's not a suggestion

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

Like I actually need you to pay attention

SAME FOR THE ROLL BUTTON

I need you on my call here

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

Jordanix1871: I love that hitbox on their spear things

Yeah

Jordanix1871: Like, it comes remotely close to you

Jordanix1871: And all of a sudden you're just flying

Yeah

Oh they got me in a corner

Just where they want me

Jordanix1871: (chuckling)

Jesus Christ

Fucking...

...stretch that they got on those weapons

Jordanix1871: Oh, okay

Jordanix1871: I actually had to go after these guys a couple times

Jordanix1871: Because they just whooped me

Jordanix1871: (laughs) Oh man, that hitbox

Like a fucking ragdoll

Oh good, no Estus

Glad I tried to use that

Jordanix1871: Oh, nice! Nicely done

Jordanix1871: And the dumping-it-out animation?

Jordanix1871: Definitely necessary

(laughs) Yeah!

In case he couldn't tell that there was nothing in it!

By trying to drink out of it

Jordanix1871: He's definitely got that kind of time on his hands, huh?

Yeah

I died a couple times

The second time fighting the Executioner's Chariot

Roben's like, "Why do you keep dying?"

I'm like, "Well, I keep running out of Estus..."

"And then he has to stand there and go UHHHH"

"And shake the fucking thing out!"

Trying to make sure that there's no drops left

Jordanix1871: (laughs)

And I'm just standing there

Yeah, his health definitely drops pretty quick

(laughs) Lord_of_cinder28 says, "They were using you as a playtoy"

They were frigging tossing me around like a ragdoll

Jordanix1871: Yep

"A friend used Climax and one-shot'd them"

Okay

"That's the queen in the painting"

"Go back and talk to her"

Jordanix1871: Yep

Jordanix1871: Good job on taking them down first try though, boss!

Yeah, that was harrowing

It was an easy fight until the second one jumped down!

I was like, "Oh, this is..."

Jordanix1871: Ah, gotcha

"...this is fine OH DEAR GOD"

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Dark Souls III #18 Archdragon Peak - Regele Fără Nume - Română - Duration: 26:20.

They got me cornered, folks!

Keep spamming!

He's almost done!

Don't get greedy, this is Dark Soul-

This much!

This much he had left....

This how much you had left. Proportionally to your d**k.

I'm chopping your neck off. That long neck!

Is it directly proportional with..

your courage?

Go get him, watch this!

Oy, how you doing my dears?

Welcome back.

Today, we're visiting this beautiful area you see behind me

like I promised.

But first..

I'm not dressed suitably.

So let's change

What the heck?!

Um. no thanks!

That's more like it. Let's get to work

But for those who didn't subscribe, like, share...

You click on Share, Like, Subscribe

this motivated me a lot,

cause that means you like my stuff.

and I'll make more episodes, so we can have more fun together.

Item!

Woop, can I jump down?!

Ah!

How cool.

Um..

A-ha

Who's shooting and why??

And why not- let me guess it's not working!

ITEM!

Give me that

Lol he punished me straight away eh?

Alright, who was it and why?

How many of you?

Alright, um....

I'm gonna die, gonna find my death here

Guys, is it something you can't do???

Can you make me a sandwich?

What a long neck!

mkay, you need to lure them here...

Pal, come over here a bit

Little Marius

Little Marius, come here.

Come here and show me

Let me show you!

Where did you come from?? Marius 2!

Dodge!

Drink!

God almighty, so hostile!

Alright, keep shooting.

hehe he forgot that I am here!

Oh, he knows!

He doesn't know where I am!

ummmmm

Dude, so LONG!

You have no idea who you are messing with

Give me my items

Bonfire!

Hold on

This game is luring me

to places you never know existed

I mean, look.

Ummm

Woop, didn't see him!

Mkay.

Impressive

*HUH*

*You are dead*

*f**k off*

Let's see your watch point

Oh you were watching me coming all the way down

Just over there

He knew I was coming

Now we're about to fight a big bad- Ooooooh

Alright, pay attention to what's next

This Dark Souls' biggest prank

There's a dragon coming in 3

2...1....

Right on time.

You rush to fight him

You will die a thousand deaths

or, you can do THIS

You turn right, or left

completely ignore him

Yeah, dude

He feels ignored....

Pick up all the items

He's still there

Ummmm

Then you get the hell outta here

Outta here, like I said

Yep, right here

Let me run!

No, he smacked me. GO!

Run!

This way, go! Now hide!

Alright burn those guys down!

Those guys, inside!

That's it! Thanks

They're definitely cooking at the moment

I like that the Dragon is unbiased

*We're all equal before the eyes of Dragon *

Are you done, dude?

Haha they're all dying!

I'm loving it

That's it dude

Should I run in?

Go!

They're all lying dead....

Breaks my heart...

He killed his own servants!!

Ummmm

Let me drink?

That's it

Get that guy!

That's it. That one, that guy!

He killed Sergiu.

He's looking for me, lol

Umm, where did you come from?

Mihnea!

They hit!

But not hard enough, sweethearts

Woahwowwoah

Glorious and brave!

I chopped your neck off!

That long neck

Is it directly proportional to your.....

determination?

Alright, I need to ignore these guys, completely absolutely!

Chain reaction!

Go go go!

Grab the ladder, go!

Please please!

I made it, yas!

hehee

Um...

Hold on, dude!

All you need to do, is to

come up here, and plunge on his head

Something like... hold on... ummm

First, you drink

and Go for it, watch this

Slash his skull!

Do you like that? Don't you? hehe

*Where's your head at

Laughing your head off eh?

Let's see what have you got for me

They're filming me

what

Ummm... wooo

He got away!

No!

A-ha!

Defending eh?

We're blocking, I see....

Show me that again, pal

How did you do it?

aaaaa, reviving him!

I seeeee....

Ooooh

You got me...

But I can also hit back because....

Nooo.. please...

He's hitting me with anger

Right, who's reviving him?

I was looking for you

Take that, you know it was coming

Ooooohh

So that's how we're playing, alriiiight

Drink now

Yeah

Nice try, Dark Souls

Look at that

That could have been me!

Not falling for these cheap tricks

Ummm

What?

Mkay

Pretty hard

Literally

These are pretty cool, I like them

They bump tho

Twinkling titanite, wow!

This is a great farming area

Woop!

Umm.....

No...

He knows!

Alright, go for it!

keep running, doesn't matter

Ummm

hah, what?!

Can you roll upstairs as well?

Let's see

He's coming!

Petrified!

Come on

Phew man....

I'm sick of fighting you guys!

I'm slashing through his body

Please don't revive him

Please

I beg you

Don't ring the bell

I know what's gonna happen once the bell tolls

So we won't do it just now

Cause we've got a Bonfire heheh

Such a beautiful place, look!

Like I said, a paradise for Instagram

Oy!

You didn't hear that

He's looking at a dead dragon

How?!

Wow, got a lot of damage, yet so much left

How many times can you hit, my stoner friend

aaaa we've got delayed animations, I see

hehe Got him!

I felt that

You're done with hitting

I'll be damned!

Wow!

Ummmmm

Can you petrify yourself even more??

That's fine, just as well gonna sharpen my blade

The effect wore out !

Get him! No!

let me drink!

Let me drink, then I'll get you

get you to the other side

beautiful isn't it?

Let's post our instagram

Such a difficult fight ahead, you have no idea....

If you only knew....

How many of you and why?

I'll be damned. Alright, come.

Can you come please

NO!

Get him instead

Wow!

Not really

Alright, come pal

Wait, are you four- hundred??

I'm trapped it seems

I'm dead

Oh man, what awaits...

If only I could close that gate

I can't take all of you, too many of you

and you're too merciless

I'll be damn, alright, let's run up!

Up up up, you go!

doesn't matter where, this way!

No, wrong way.

Not this way... I'm cornered, my dears!

Keep spamming!

Let me leave!! Thanks! hehehhee

I'm out!

What's next, I wonder....

No noooo, phew!

Oy, look how huge that Dragon is!

I'm done there so it's finally time to go to the Boss!

I'm gonna get a proper beating

Good God, what awaits me....

Uuuhh

What I'm getting into, my dears....

All this for you.....

I need to tell you that last time....

when I first played the game, I died 77 times fighting him....

He killed me 77 times.

It'll be edited out anyways

It's happening...

Controller's vibrating, look!

Look, it's vibrating

He chickened out

You're gonna die anyways, calm down

Sigh* what's next....

If you only knew...

Let's go

You can walk on clouds

He's coming, folks.

We meet again, after so many years, sweetheart.

I didn't forget what you did to me

He got me

but I got him back

I can't see anything, hold on

Can't see s**t

Ummmm

We need to stop this shitty music

Clouds music

20s music

He got me!

Honestly, this fight is way better without music

Get the dragon!

A-ha

Slash that head!

Nevermind

Can't see

ehm-NO He was so close to me I could have hit him!

One at a time

Let me hit, thanks!

Let me drink! Let me DRINK!

Nooo, can't see!

Thanks but I can't see, dear.

Drink!

Oh, 10 drinks left...

I got him!

Straight INTO THE EYE

Phase two, f** off

I killed his horse....

"You? Was it you?"

He killed his own dragon!

But I've already killed him

Hm! You and me

We fight! I'm gonna teach you a lesson

Is that the best you can do m8?

Ah!

Woah!

Let me drink! Please please please

Now let me hit you

Ooo, delayed animations

Ok

First, cut this annoying music!

*(Super electric) Super electric sound*

*(Super electric) From the underground*

*(Super electric) Super electric songs*

*(Super electric) Blasting through your ears*

Last hit!

That was it, my friend!

Look, how I deserve to be made a movie of.

Look, just look at this

For me the bell tolls!

Thank you

But what's happening?!

Look, even the cameraman is struggling!

Sun's coming out!

Bonfire!!

I got your Soul now, Nameless King!

We took down this piece of s**t Nameless King

So many opportunities for you to do your Instagram!

You've seen this beautiful scenery

Weather's back to normal, so I'm leaving you with this beautiful day

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