Hey have any of you ever noticed how when it's dark outside the Sun just
Happens to be gone
like I've never seen the Sun outside when it's dark out
Well, I think I know why it's because the Sun is afraid of the dark
Take a look at this very scientific
simulation I made to demonstrate this
Ok now notice. How when it starts to get dark
Sun just dips right like oh no its getting dark err I gotta leave
Playback if you didn't see it see just get spooked the Sun is a goddamn bitch. It's afraid of the dark
Now, I know a lot of you
Jimmy John's delivery boys are gonna be like
But Sir the Sun is what's making the light and the Earth spins?
And heba deba hoba doba dah well guess what that's just what NASA wants you to believe all right
NASA wants you to think that the Sun is what's giving off the light, but mister smarty pants McGee over here
You know what im sayin I cracked the code
You really think I was just gonna let this slide NASA. No no no I know it's up
Aliens are the reason day and night exist
Aliens light up the sky
And the Sun is just a cover up by NASA to hide the aliens
NASA created the Sun in
1892 and sent it out into space and lied about the size of it how far away it is and everything
You think you know what the Sun is but you don't I do though
You ever play NBA Jam. Huh you ever get on fire and have the ball be on fire
Well there you have it. That's all the Sun is it's just a flaming basketball
that's scared of the dark like the bitch it is
NASA and the government don't want you to know any of this but big boy Billy got you covered
I've got all the information. I figured it all out
The solar eclipse that's just hakeem olajuwon
Blocking the flaming basketball in the sky the moon a lot of people like to believe the moon landing was faked
But do you know what the moon itself is faked. It doesn't even exist ok. It's a goddamn hologram. All right well
I gotta go before the mole people come and get me outro
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