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(funky upbeat music)

- Hey I'm Marty.

And my dad was a complete asshole.

But that complete asshole introduced me to heavy metal

when I was six years old.

And heavy metal changed my life.

(moves into funky upbeat music)

Hey I'm Marty.

And I fucked your mom.

Hey I'm Marty.

And my dad was a complete asshole.

But that complete asshole introduced me to a heavy-

(heavy metal music)

(mumbles)

(coughing)

Red!

(yelling)

- (mumbles) A knife. - Take that fucking hat off.

- Oh okay.

A bit edgy, I'm not gonna do that.

- Can you just nod? Don't look at me.

(upbeat funky music)

- What's up YouTube YouTube?

PrankMasterMarty420 here.

And today we're gonna find some sexy trannies on the street,

give 'em a challenge,

and see if they wanna smooch these lips.

This is the tranny kissing prank!

Let's go.

Hey sexy mama, what's your name?

- [Brad] Jeff.

- Don't fucking do this Brad, okay?

Hey sexy mama what's your name?

- Bradlena. - Oh, Bradlina you look

pretty hot today.

I'm gonna give you a challenge between-

you have to guess a number between one and 100.

You get it? You get to kiss these lips.

Sound good, sexy?

- [Brad] Ah, six.

- Yeah, you got it.

It's six.

Now come here honey, give us a kiss

on those sexy lips, sugar.

What's up YouTube YouTube!

PrankMasterMarty420 here.

And today I'm usin' my bombass ride

and we're gonna pick up sexy chicks.

This is the gold digging prank!

Let's go.

Oh, hey sexy mama, you get over here.

What do you think of my bombass ride?

- Shitboss.

- Don't fuck around, Brad.

- It's pretty good. - Pretty good?

Wanna take a ride? (bangs car)

You wanna take a ride, get in here.

Get in here lady and we'll go around

and we'll have some fun.

(door slams)

(door unlatches)

Gold digger!

Gold digger! (yells)

Gold digger!

Gold digger!

Gold digger!

Gold digger! (crying)

(water running) - Marty, where are ya?

Marty?

Marty?

Why? - Oh! Suicide prank!

Oh! Overdosing on subscription medicine prank!

- Goteem!

- Fucking asshole!

- Goteem! (crying).

(moves into funky upbeat music)

And now after finally getin' my channel back from Brad,

PrankMasterMarty420 is back in business.

Yeah.

(slapping)

Tiny kangaroo down,

(slapping) (squealing)

- Ouch

- Oh, I actually didn't mean to hurt you, Brad.

- Want some?

(rubber squeaking) (banging)

(rubber squeaking) (banging)

(banging)

(banging)

- Didn't even hurt, mate.

- That's bullshit, it hurt a lot, I bet.

That was such a (mumbles).

- Ah, suicide prank (laughs). - (laughing)

- Put a little bit in there.

Squirt a little bit there.

Not too much, though.

- [Brad] The camera can't really see that.

- [Marty] Can't it?

Can you get some off?

It would have to be over this way.

- [Marty] I'll move it this way.

(laughing)

- It looked like a dick of a second.

- That's good.

(funky upbeat music)

(moves into light music) - Hey I'm Marty.

And you might remember Brad getting a girlfriend

which I wasn't too found of,

and for good reason.

I've gone through Brad's messages with this girl.

I've gone through his girlfriend's social media

and you know, I've got reason to believe that...

somebody's doing to Brad exactly what I did to him.

I think Brad is getting catfished.

(moves funky upbeat music)

Is she 12?

- No, she is the love of my life.

- I think you're dating a 12 year old, man.

- No, I'm not a pedophile (laughs).

Mandy is 24, lives in the city

and plays World of Warcraft just like me.

And you know what?

I'm gonna ask here to be the love of my life.

(funky upbeat music)

For more infomation >> Marty Presents: What Was Meant To Be - Duration: 6:13.

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What If Jigsaw Was Real? - Duration: 5:11.

I don't enjoy a scary puppet on a bike, nor do I enjoy a scary psychotic killer with

a terminal illness hell bent on social revenge.

For these reasons, I am pretty sure myself and fictional Saw character, Jigsaw, would

not get along.

Luckily he isn't real….or isn't he?

Hello and welcome back to a spooktacular episode of Life's Biggest Questions where we are

celebrating the scariest time of the year with a few themed questions for you.

I am Rebecca Felgate and today we are asking What if Jigsaw was real?

Before we play a little game, I just want to remind you guys that we have a Patreon

– so if you want to check out what supporting this channel can get you in benefits then

I'll leave a link to that in the description box below.

Okay, do you want to play a game?

No Jigsaw…I don't….but for the sake of this video…lets.

Jigsaw refers to a serial killer who tests victims in deadly scenarios, or games, as

he would call them, and if the fail, he carves jigsaw shapes into their flesh.

The man behind the original murder spree was fictional character, John Kramer, a civil

engineer diagnosed with terminal cancer, which somehow drives him to kill people he doesn't

think appreciates life.

Then, after the cancer takes hold of him, copycats who consider themselves apprentices

start popping up.

So…what if this was all real?

So actually, in a few cases of life imitating art, there have been some sickos inspired

by the Saw movies who have drawn inspiration from the franchise, deciding to enact their

own brutal killings.

In 2013 Matthew Tinling mimicked scenes from Saw 6 when he killed Richard Hamilton at a

homeless hostel in London.

He tried to severe Hamilton's spinal cord, as he had seen in Saw.

This nasty trick has earned him 30 years in prison.

In 2009, a mother from Salt lake City turned her child into the police as she heard him

and his friends plotting to kill two students and a police officer in a game like death

play scenario.

They had even purchased cameras to record the murders and when questioned, they said

they wanted to harm people that had harmed others.

This is just two of dozens of examples of copycats inspired by the fiction of Jigsaw,

bringing him to life through their actions.

But, what if the character himself was real all along?

Let's have a little look at the Jig Saw job description; He would require exceptional

skills in subterfuge, planning, building and evading the police.

He would also need a willingness to travel.

People would probably notice that members of society went missing around the same time

as one another and start suspecting a serial killer, which means he would constantly have

to change the locations of his murders.

He also would have to have a lot of patience and a skilful mind for planning events.

Furthermore, he would also have to not be afraid to get his hands dirty.

Cleaning up all of that post murder scene must be a bit of a nightmare, I don't know

if you have seen the saw movies but, blimey, what an absolute mess.

It is all very well murdering someone with a bear trap, reverse bear trap, constructing

a pit of needles, putrid pig guts pool, building some limb twister machine….

The end result is pretty messy.

Jigsaw would need a strong stomach.

Okay, but jokes aside, historically, there have been men, and women, like Jigsaw out

there, and there still are… serial killers, many of which believe they are enacting their

own form of justice.

In 2006, Steven Wright served as a modern day Jack the Ripper as he murdered 5 women

in the sleepy town of Ipswich, England.

There is currently an unknown killer murdering people along the so called highway of tears

in Canada, there is the Long Island serial killer, the Mexican Ripper a killer on the

loose in South Africa targeting gay men….

The list of those we know about goes on, and then of course there is those we don't know

about.

Perhaps what makes Saw such a scary and compelling, *COUGH* if at times a little ridiculous* franchise,

is because we all know that dark people like Jigsaw are out there and we don't want them

to take issue with us.

However it is important to note that, despite the real life existence of people like jigsaw,

for every sick twisted individual, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of good people

who act within the law to bring these people to justice.

In other words, any real life Jigsaws days are numbered.

Spooky spooky Halloween….. don't worry….

Jigsaw isn't real… but other bad people are…but what can you do…other than just

be safe and aware and good…….

A little Halloween ditty for you there.

So that is this episode of Life's Biggest Questions done with, for now I want to remind

you of our Patreon, the link is in the description box!

Also please do hit that like button if you enjoy our content and click on the notification

bell to get big answers straight in your inbox.

I am Rebecca Felgate, I will catch you in the next video, but for now, stay curious,

stay alert, watch out for Jigsaw peddling up to you like a weird puppety creep… and

never ever stop questioning.

Hungry for more answers?

Why not check out our biggest What Ifs playlist and our biggest history questions.

For more infomation >> What If Jigsaw Was Real? - Duration: 5:11.

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What if Earth was Made Out of Lego? - Duration: 4:57.

What if we made a lifesize model of the earth out of Legos?

What would it look like, how many bricks would it take, and is it even possible?

To give you a sense of how big a project this is, we would need over 100 quintillion Lego

bricks.

Stacked end to end, these Lego bricks would make a tower 400 million lightyears tall,

which, if it were on earth, would extend across the entire Laniakea supercluster of galaxies,

where our Milky Way lives.

So this is a lot of Legos- and we're excited to hear how they stack up, in this episode

of The Infographic Show, What if Earth was Made out of Legos.

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Notification Squad.

Before making the earth out of Legos, let's see what happens if we just try to build this

cosmic tower.

If we began by stacking Legos on the surface of the earth, we wouldn't get very far.

Every material, whether it's steel (skyscrapers), rocks (mountain), or plastic (Legos), has

a breaking point- there is simply a maximum amount of weight it can support before breaking.

Once we've stacked 320,000 bricks, we won't be able to go any higher.

The weight of the tower would crush the base flat, and adding more bricks to the top would

only serve to crush more bricks on the bottom.

This is already beginning to spell bad news for our project - the earth's gravity is

simply too strong and Legos are simply too weak.

But you may remember that everything is weightless in space - the Lego tower on earth has to

be different from a Lego ball in space, right?

Unfortunately, we'll still run into the same problem.

If we started building a giant Lego ball in the vacuum of space, we wouldn't have to

worry about the strength of the plastic to begin with.

But as we add bricks and as our model grows, so too does its mass, and therefore, the strength

of its gravity.

When our Lego earth is 625 km across, barely a tenth of the size of the earth, the central

bricks will begin to be crushed from the immense pressure of the bricks above them.

So Planet-Lego starts to collapse on itself when it's barely larger than an asteroid.

This isn't due to any structural shortcoming of Legos, the same size-dependent crushing

controls the shape of ordinary heavenly bodies as well.

In fact, there is a cutoff size, known to experts as the potato radius, below which

a proto-planet can have shapes various and sundry, from a round ball to a spiky potato.

But as soon as a proto-planet gets any larger, it gives way to its own crushing self-gravity

and becomes a ball.

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Okay, so that's two strikes against building a Lego earth.

We'll never get enough Lego bricks, and even if we could, the bricks would be crushed.

So what if instead of worrying about practicality, we just magically replace the real earth with

a Planet Lego?

What would happen?

This Lego-earth weighs a tenth of the actual earth, about as much as Mars, because Lego

bricks are a tenth the density of the iron-nickel fluid that makes up the bulk of our planet.

And as with our first attempt, it would immediately crush the bricks inside it.

Lego bricks are about half empty space, so our Lego earth will shrink over a thousand

kilometers as it squeezes out all those gaps.

In the process, the friction and warping of the plastic and the pressure all conspire

to heat the bricks to 15,000 degrees Celsius.

Lego bricks are made from a plastic known as acrylo-nitrile butadiene styrene, also

known as ABS, which has many common uses on earth, such as manufacturing and 3D printing,

because it is very pliable when heated.

Though at 15,000 degrees, the ABS would likely combust and burst into flames, but in our

model there is no oxygen - only Legos.

Instead, the ABS breaks down into its atomic components, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen,

giving Lego-earth a molten white-hot core.

The outer layers don't break down so horrendously, instead forming a sort of liquid Lego-plastic

mantle, with a cold crust of unharmed bricks at the top.

You might worry that replacing the earth with a Lego earth would have a catastrophic effect

on our orbit, but fear not.

The new Planet Lego can orbit the sun just like any other body in the solar system.

In the coming years, the surface layer of Legos will lose their color, being baked in

ultraviolet rays from the sun - the same light that gives us sunburns.

As the eons stretch on, the plastic on the scorched surface of the planet grows brittle,

becoming increasingly marked by impact craters which will last for eternity, not too different

from the moon.

As the core cools over millions of years, the material will begin to separate out.

Hydrogen will form H2 gas and will leak to the surface, briefly supplying the planet

with a thin atmosphere which will be washed away in the solar wind, as the core turns

solid and freezes, perhaps to diamond.

So if any aliens came looking for us far far in the future, they would, at the very least,

be incredibly confused by what they find.

What do you think of Planet Lego?

Best idea ever?

Worst idea ever?

Let us know in the comments!

Also, be sure to check out our other video called Earth Millions of Years Ago!

Thanks for watching, and, as always, don't forget to like, share, and subscribe.

See you next time!