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Hey welcome everybody! Here we've got Sammy.

The li'l small boy with fun all the time.

He enjoys the cars. He enjoys the toys. He enjoys my company.

Alright, so what we have done is, we have started this Sammy Toy Engineering Lab.

And we'll be experimenting with lot of toys.

So you gotta stay tuned with us. We'll be sharing lot of engineering of the toys.

We wanna see how toys work. Sammy is always ever excited that how these toys work,

and then what is the functionality which is making this car pushing forward.

So Sammy are you excited to know what is in this car.

Yeaaaaah... (Alright Cool...) Alright oh wow you look like super excited.

Cool, let's just start with this one. So, we wanna see, what we have got? We have got this set of screw drivers.

We have set of Screw drivers. There are so many screws.

Lot of cars, we are experimenting with them. We'll be getting lot of toys.

So, what we are gonna do. Oops, sorry.

We'll put the screws over there.

Okay, so we got... Alright, we gotta put this right here.

We have to let it open.

We have to put the screw over here.

Ok, alright, so... O wow, so what car is this?

A TAXI!!!

A Taxi Car! Alright, Cool.

You see, I needed a taxi, Alright so we are gonna start opening this. Look this, it should be super cool.

We have four screws on it. One, two, three, four. Cool.

So we're gonna start opening this up. First screw.

Sammy you gotta catch this screw once this comes off.

Wait a second. Alright it's right here, pick it up.

So we're going to pick another screw.

Wait a second, we are... this screw.

cool

It's a third one. Are you guys excited, what is there in the car?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. [Sammy Screams]

You are more than super excited.

Alright, cool, so we have got this fourth screw. Right over here.

I am super duper excited. You are super duper excited. That's pretty good to know about it, alright, cool.

So, here we have this toy. We are gonna just open it. Oops. Yeah, You did it wonderfully well.

It doesn't have the ball. We checked the another one. This one doesn't have the ball. No worries, this is fine.

So, it's like super easy engineering. All the time you love it. That's great!

So, we are gonna see that how this is working. You know it has got this little piece of plastic over here [Daddy this is a magnet].

and once it touches it makes some sound. And it charges the car back.

So, it moves forward that way. So, we are gonna open this one as well. [Yeah] We are gonna unscrew this one too.

You wanna do the exercise? You wanna make your body right now?

Alright, once we unscrew this up, we have taken this tiny piece of plastic from it. And you see that it doesn't work at all.

So this this tiny piece has got... O o ... You wanna take this off too? [Yeah]

this is vlog here so this is a lot so you can put a little bit you can take it

off alright alright so we go alright so you can

oh all right

For more infomation >> See what is inside Baby Taxi Toy and How does it work? - Duration: 7:32.

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What is the Point of It All? - Duration: 6:16.

At the end of the universe, one man stood to witness it.

A short man, Indian, we'll call him Devan.

He was perhaps the most fitting man to witness this event.

He had seen the entirety of the universe (after all, what is a few billion years when he has

been around for trillions).

He had mastered particle physics and fluid dynamics and astronomy and organic chemistry,

everything there was to learn, he had learned.

He comprehended every language and was compassionate to every culture.

He had been mocked growing up, he said he was going to live forever, but he was the

last one alive.

He was the most intelligent and the most well versed in living.

Truly no one could have been better suited to be the last human alive.

It was civilization terminating with the best it had to offer.

So, he wondered, as the final ponderance of the human race, what was it all for?

And he started from the beginning of his species.

He wondered why humans tamed fire.

He had seen fire many times before.

Houses, campsites, torches, forests, whole planets even.

It was mesmerizing.

He watched warm reds, oranges and yellows rise and move as if they were alive.

He saw the end of people's livelihood in some fires, or simple beauty in others.

He had watched how fires died, the thought bringing him to the universe he was standing

in, and how that final death was not unlike the fires he had witnessed before.

He thought and concluded that fire was there to allow our brains to get bigger and begin

turning the wheel of civilization.

But he knew that it was not the point.

All of civilization was going to die, and so, he concluded, that it was pointless and

that is not what is was for.

He advanced in our history, Moving forward to agriculture.

It had employed every human alive at one point, dwindling to almost none by the end.

Providing food for everyone and keeping everyone alive.

He had witnessed it all.

From the planting of one wheat seed, watching it grow and grow, from green to brown to harvest.

He saw people taking the wheat, making flour and then the consummation of this seed, used

to make a cookie for a small child.

It was golden with dark brown spots of chocolate all over.

The aroma was pleasant and sweet, seemingly perfect at that moment, reminding him of pure

bliss.

And so, he thought about agriculture for some time, how it accelerated the wheel, bringing

civilization to new heights.

How the food postponed death, something everybody was going to experience anyway, even him,

he knew it, though not wanting to admit the ultimate truth quite yet.

He concluded that agriculture was not what it was all for.

And he continued to advance, each improvement more rapid than the last.

He pondered about mastering metals.

Iron, bronze, silver, gold every one of them he had seen and touched.

Iron was the basis of a billion structures at one point.

Bronze began a new age in human history.

Silver used to be the key to connecting the world then the galaxy and finally, the universe.

Gold was the metal of awe, it emanated wealth and class.

But he was wise enough to know that wealth can't get you the things that bring true,

long lasting happiness.

He considered how these metals brought humans to the height of heights.

Their sheer mechanical strength doing what a billion humans could have never done.

Cars to planes to rockets to warp drives, and everything in between.

However, he understood that controlling metals and the outcomes of that subordination couldn't

give a point, or meaning, or an answer to what it was all for.

And so, his thoughts moved forward, to the era in which his matter was awakened.

He considered how water was brought to everyone.

A seemingly endless length of pipes, bringing safe, drinkable, life juice to anywhere those

pipes lead to.

It granted 7 billion people the necessary component of life.

Consuming the liquid postponed the inevitable.

He thought of this ultimate fact.

There will be no more metaphorical drinking for his cosmos.

He could even see the end, right over there.

So, he concluded, that water for everyone, preserving life for all, was not a solution

to what it was all for.

Finally, he moved forward to what humanity had worked toward.

He reflected upon the expansion of the human empire.

First terrestrial, the entirety of their home planet.

Then solar, their home star system consumed for the people's purposes.

Galactic, a whole imperceptible speck occupied by the human race.

Finally, universal, everywhere you went, there was a hominid.

Connected by wormholes and ships faster the light itself.

He acknowledged that the achievement was great.

But it wasn't satisfactory.

That did not answer his question.

What was the point of it all?

And he had a revelation.

Much like the one that people had a trillion times before, like Algebra and Chemistry finally

clicking.

He understood that the point of it all was life.

And he knew that was because while there is life, there is hope, happiness, joy, and love.

There is sadness, anger, indifference, and contempt.

He wondered what the point was if there was as much bad as good?

And then he knew that the bad ones weren't there to bring meaning or a point, they were

there to bring true respect to the ones that do.

He knew that point was not calculus or essays or doing some job you hate.

He fully comprehended that it was all to make yourself and other fellow humans feel the

good emotions and have great experiences.

He fully understood that those are the ones that give you the point and provide a truly

satisfying answer to the contemplation, "What is the point of it all?"

And with that, the final breath was breathed, the final eye was blinked and the universe…

finally… expired.

For more infomation >> What is the Point of It All? - Duration: 6:16.

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What if SCP-035 was real? - Duration: 7:18.

Tragedy and comedy - the two true virtues of all entertainment.

On the surface, the duality of joy and sadness appear to serve a straightforward function

- it's the basest of human reaction, the way that our brain reciprocates emotion when

faced with conflict or dilemma.

Have you ever been hit by such shocking news that you can't figure out whether to laugh

or cry?

It's because they're the cornerstone of our emotional spectrum - the foundation on

which we build our character.

Sometimes you cry - sometimes you laugh - and sometimes you do both.

But what if both Tragedy and Comedy were an entity in and of themselves?

What if they were a force with both motivation and malintent?

Well - let's take a peek at the SCP Foundation - because of course, they've got one covered

as well.

Hello internet - and welcome back to the most inquisitive channel on YouTube - as per usual,

I'll be your disembodied floating voice Jack Finch - as today we scour through the

strange and curious archives of the SCP Foundation - and reluctantly ask the question, What If

SCP-035 Was Real?

Seriously.

This one's a spooky one.

Roll the clip.

As you all may know, we've got a direct line from 05 Command to distribute and disseminate

hand picked information from the deep depths of the SCP Foundation, in a memetic russian

roulette on who can call our bluff and figure out if we're joking or not.

Spoilers - we're not.

Or are we?

Who knows - because so far, the lines of reality have been so blurred that we may or may not

have an existential crisis half way through this video.

But - as you know, and it's a very big but - SCP-035 may just well change our minds - because

that's exactly what it does.

Before we slip that terrifying porcelain mask on though - you know the drill by now questioneers.

If you're a fan of this video, the SCP Foundation, all-powerful evil theatre props - or just

Life's Biggest Questions in general - then please, be a dear and hit that thumbs up button,

as well as that subscribe bell so you can stay up to date with our latest and greatest

uploads.

Also, make sure to stick around all the way to the end where we'll be reading out some

of your more humorous comments from over the past few days.

On with the show.

As the record states, SCP-035 is a keter class entity that appears to be a white porcelain

comedy mask, although - at times - such as when I was researching this very script, it

will without warning - change to tragedy.

In these events, all existing visual records - such as photographs, video footage and even

illustrations - automatically change to reflect its new appearance.

It's like having an old childhood photograph of yourself kept away in a scrapbook - yet

every time you look at it, there's a fifty percent chance that you'll be laughing or

crying.

Uh - that's creepy, right?

Well, believe me - it gets creepier - because although, on the surface - this skip is just

a weird little mask - it's actually one of the most dangerous anomalous entities under

the Foundation's containment.

It was discovered sometime in the 1800's - locked away in a sealed crypt in an abandoned

house in Venice, and since then has proved to be one of the most difficult entities to

contain.

Why?

Well - because it's sentient, eloquent, ferociously intelligent - and possesses boundless

ancient knowledge.

Oh - and also, it has a habit of possessing anything that has a humanoid shape - including

mannequins, corpses and statues.

Wherever it is contained, SCP-035 will slowly begin to convince the nearest humanoid entity

to slip it's mask on - and then things get really bad - proving to be highly sadistic,

prompting most people to commit suicide - while transforming others into near-mindless servants

with just linguistic persuasion alone.

And - what we're left with is the most terrifying horror movie monster imaginabile.

Except, in this case - it's real.

So, let's run a little simulation.

Let's say the Foundation never found SCP-035 when they did, and it was still at large,

hidden in a sealed crypt in an abandoned house in Venice.

Now, for its size, Venice was an incredibly populous city by density throughout the 19th

century - I mean, it's still there obviously, but things have got a little slimmer as far

as population is concerned.

All those tourists are making it sink.

Forget about that though, because it was one of the busiest port cities on the planet throughout

the pre-industrial world - and with that comes a lot of foot traffic.

And if you're SCP-035 - that means a lot of travelling sailors and merchants to corrupt.

You see where I'm going with this?

The reason SCP-035 is contained by the Foundation in a steel, iron and lead-shielded room - while

being rotated to a new sealed case every two weeks to waylay its physical and mental corruption

- is because it's really, really good at corrupting humanity to do its bidding.

If it was real, and the Foundation had never found it - it would have undoubtedly orchestrated

it's own secret shadowy organisation to enact it's vile machinations against civilization.

You see, as the Foundation have paid a high price to find out - if you keep SCP-035 under

containment, it only serves to make it angry - periodically resulting in mass suicides

and homicides at a great cost.

But if it was left to its own devices?

Well, it's a coin toss at best.

Let me explain.

Because throughout the majority of time spent under containment, the Foundation have only

seen one side of SCP-035's mask.

Tragedy.

They've made it angry, because it doesn't want to be kept inside a box - it wants to

be free, feeding on the infinite complexities of human consciousness, demonstrating it's

arcane propensity to use the human mind as it's fuel and food source.

If we left it to its own devices, not locked away under the Foundation's containment

- who knows what the result may be?

Maybe we'd see the fairer side of SCP-035, yeah - we'd all be under the influence of

an all-powerful entity - but hey, what's the downside to that, eh?

Without it being angry, maybe it'd be able to influence the world with less death, mental

psychosis and the whole blood dripping from the walls kind of vibe.

Maybe we'd all be in for a cheery ride full of laughter, joy and comedic totalitarianism.

Everything would be hilarious and existence would be joyful belly laughter on a daily

basis.

Sounds great right?

Hm - alright, I guess it's time to let SCP-035 out of it's box.

What's the worst that could happen?

Well, whilst we pass that motion through 05 command - unfortunately that's all we've

got time for in today's video.

Before we depart though, let's read out some of your more creative comments from over

the past few days.

Jason Kirven says - What if 2+2=fish?

Well - damn Jason, that's some genius level thinking - and if 2+2=fish then I'd brush

up on my mathematics and open a sushi restaurant.

Cansas and Mike Cooley says - Here's my biggest question, Jack: Do you ever have to

do a retake because you said LBQ when you were doing Top 5 Scary or vice versa?

Your opening monologues are so similar for both I wonder if you sometimes say the wrong

one.

Great vid, Cheers! -- well Cansas and Mike Cooley, the straight up answer is - all the

time.

I even accidently script them that way too, it's like I'm juggling two secret identities.

In this one though, I'm just a disembodied floating voice.

Well - there we have it questioneers.

Thanks for sticking around all the way to the end.

If you were a fan of this video, make sure to hit that thumbs up button - ding that subscribe

bell, and we'll be seeing you in the next one.

As always, I've been your host Jack Finch - you've been watching Life's Biggest

Questions - and until next time, you take it easy.

For more infomation >> What if SCP-035 was real? - Duration: 7:18.

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Куда пропал Чеви Чейз! (Что с ним стало после...) - Duration: 15:47.

For more infomation >> Куда пропал Чеви Чейз! (Что с ним стало после...) - Duration: 15:47.

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Royal Uk - Psychic predictions for 2019 by man who says he was Egyptian queen in past life - Duration: 2:25.

 A man who claims to be a psychic astrologer has given his predictions for 2019.  Nicolas Aujula, 33, claims his dreams have led him to predict outcomes of major events and he once lived as an Egyptian queen in a past life

 He says Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's baby, due this spring, will be a girl.  He claims Taylor Swift is going to announce her engagement, Nicole Kidman will fall pregnant and Madonna will face criticism for doing charity work

 Nicolas previously told the Mirror that he discovered his various reincarnations at age 17 after falling into a trance which stimulated past-life recall

 "I've been an embalmer of dead bodies and a closeted transgender soldier in Saxon England

 "I've lived animal lives of a deer, lion, falcon to name a few, an anti-establishment French school teacher, a sailor that travelled the seven seas and a Middle Eastern nomad in the desert

 "I've been an African witch doctor, an Ottoman spy sent to gather information, a persecuted pagan, a tribesmen that died through substance overdose and grey skinned being (alien) on another planet"

 He now believes he can see into the future.  He said: "The most significant thing I've predicted to date is the Syrian conflict

 "Around three years before it all happened, I had a dream that I was there.  "I know it was Syria because I saw the country name, but I didn't know what was going on

 "I felt a sense of unease, like trouble was looming, and breathlessness, like I needed to run

"  Nicolas is based between London and Los Angeles and works as a Street Hypnotist, Past Life Regressionist and Astrologer

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