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What If The Silence Was Real? - Duration: 7:07.

It's nothing new to be fearful of grey-skinned men in black suits fading into the background

of historical events.

Ask any conspiracy theorist around - and you'll soon piece the same kind of concept together.

Lizard people, an underground race of Aryan technologists, Atlanteans - grey aliens blending

into society on an anthropological study.

But - what if something like that had been around all along - circumvented by the comfort

of hiding in plain sight.

What if we'd already seen them?

Stared them dead in the eye?

Yet the minute we looked away, they vanished from our memory - as if nothing was there

all along?

What if a strange, quiet dread had befallen our civilization?

What If Silence Will Fall?

Hello internet - and welcome back to the most inquisitive channel on YouTube.

As per usual, I'll be your disembodied floating voice Jack Finch - as today, we're going

to dive into the hypothetical multiverse of - well, I suppose we'd already be in it,

wouldn't we?

It's just timey wimey stuff.

Nothing hypothetical about it, really.

Sorry - as we curiously ask the question, What If The Silence Was Real?

Roll the clip.

Alright - there's quite a lot of information to cram into this hypothetical alien dog-pile,

in fact - an entire religions worth.

So, hold on to your hats - if you're wearing one that is - as we circumvent the downright

creepy Silence and their even creepier Silent Priests - you know, the bulbous looking guys

that are more than likely the sole reason why you clicked this thumbnail - right?

But beyond that surface, we have to germinate the idea that is so often caught up in stereotypes

of ponytail swinging middle aged men in basements - administrators of geocities conspiracy theory

websites wearing tinfoil hats and screaming from the rooftops about gay frogs and chemtrails.

But - what if they were all - correct, guys?

What if conspiracy theory became conspiracy fact … when should we start drawing on our

arm with a sharpie?

Now?

Yeah - probably for the best.

Before we recombobulate our own consciousness though - you know the drill by now questioneers

- if you're a fan of this video, Doctor Who, Weird Men In Suits - or just Life's

Biggest Questions in general - then please, be a dear and hit that thumbs up button - as

well as that subscribe bell, so you can stay up to date with our latest and most inquisitive

of uploads.

Also, make sure that you stick around all the way to the end, where we'll be reading

out some of your more humorous comments from the past few days.

On with the show.

Now - this video is probably a good place to announce that all conspiracy theories can't

be true.

It's impossible - and our very existence would tear itself apart on a cascading series

of logical paradoxes.

The Earth would be flat, hollow - cone shaped and concave all at the same time - and we'd

all have a really hard time getting things done.

So - our best bet would be to narrow things down a little bit.

The archetypal New World Order - the puppet masters pulling the strings from the shadows.

Aliens - grey men in black suits - The Silence - that'll do.

First seen in Doctor Who's 2011 episode - The Impossible Astronaut - The Silence is

a galactic religious order created as an offshoot of the Papal Mainframe - which essentially,

if you know anything about Doctor Who - is a hybrid of the Vatican and Warhammer 40k's

Space Marines.

It's an interesting thought, isn't it?

To wonder what role religion would play if we were an intergalactic species - but that's

a thought for another video - because what we're concerned with are their existentially

terrifying henchmen - the Silent Priests, genetically engineered entities created by

the Church to allow people to confess their sins without remembering ever doing so.

Uh - creepy already.

The Silent Priests are tall humanoids - around seven feet tall, with large bulbous heads

- and grey, mouthless faces.

Oh, and also - they all dress in their uniform black suit - because, although they're capable

of wiping organic memories on the fly, they're still respectful of social etiquette.

Although it may have to do with the fact that they try their hardest to adhere to their

stereotype of creepy guys in black suits.

The Silents whole shtick is that they are uniquely memory-proof - i.e anyone that looks

at them would instantly forget that they were there the moment that they looked away - even

if they saw a photograph of a Silent, the same amnesiac function would apply - and according

to the canon of Doctor Who - these guys have remained hidden on Earth for hundreds of thousands

of years, ever since the early Stone Age - working their way through history, attaching themselves

to key, iconic events that shaped the course of our civilization - changing things minutely,

and then slinking back to the shadows until their next masterplan to meddle in our affairs.

And - well, if they were real guys - we'd have no idea - unless of course, we had a

Timelord, which we don't - and that's where things look super bleak.

Because if the Silence was real - we'd have no idea - and we wouldn't have the presence

of mind to be able to do anything about it.

Show's over folks, we're all doomed - nothing to see here - move along - we'll just have

to accept the fact that there's a secret shadowy organisation looming over our civilization

for the rest of our existence, pulling the strings and wiping out all figment of self

determination …

Or - would we?

Because if the Silence was real - inevitably there'd be some crackpot who got a sniff

that something was up.

Maybe they'd even catch a glimpse of a Silent Priest - they'd record a voice note of their

experience so they didn't forget it - they'd post it on their favourite conspiracy forum

- and all of a sudden, similar instances would start to emerge.

People would start drawing on their arms with Sharpies - tallying every time they saw a

Silent Priest lurking in the background on a busy side street.

As time went on, more and more data would be compiled - more people would join the fringe

movement, advocating the acknowledgement of a shadowy alien organisation that was wiping

out our memories - encouraging people to wake up, it's time to take back control - until

one day, an event would occur - something that would hold up as undeniable evidence

of the existence of The Silence - and finally, after all this time we'd begin to --- hold

on, sorry - wait a minute, what was I saying?

I've lost my train of thought.

Where am I again?

Weird …

Anyway - I guess, before we depart we should read out some of your more creative comments

from the past few days.

Citokyne Studios says - To take such a silly question seriously and actually give an answer

supported by solid evidence and intensive research - leave it up to LifesBiggestQuestions

hahaha - Well Citokyne Studios - I'm glad that you enjoy my ferocious approach to hypothetical

questioning - remember buddy, there's no such thing as a stupid question.

I mean, there really is - like asking where is the Martin Scorsese movie Gangs of New

York set?

But - still, the sentiment remains the same.

Cheers for the appreciation.

-- Philip South says - make a video about how long a mummys life span.

- Err, Philip, I'm sorry to break it to you dude, but … mummys are dead.

-- SUCC says - What if you read my comments? -- got em.

Quick video again.

There we have it folks - cheers for sticking around all the way to the end.

Make sure to hit that thumbs up button and we'll be seeing you in the next one.

As per usual, I've been your disembodied floating voice Jack Finch - you've been

watching Life's Biggest Questions - and until next time, you take it easy.

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What if God was more like Google? | Pastor Steven Furtick - Duration: 12:27.

I wish God could be more like Google just being honest with you cuz I have a

great relationship with Google Google knows what I want to ask it before I

finish the word what I like about Google is Google seems to anticipate what I

need to know and God seems to be the opposite because I'm begging him

sometimes to let me know what to do about this relationship about this

decision what if you could invest your money with the kind of knowledge with

which David went to Hebron what if God would tell you which stock what if

God will tell you how to balance the portfolio what if God will tell you

which position to apply for wouldn't that be amazing if God would order your steps

like that what's that the Amazon what's it called echo somebody sent us an Amazon

echo recently I would suggest putting it on your Christmas list it's an amazing

device this is not a product endorsement

but it's amazing do any of you have it it's voice-activated because sometimes

you can't be bothered to have to use your thumbs so I like Alexa that's her

name Alexa I have a relationship with Alexa where I say her name

I say Alexa and she lights up kind of like Holly when I say her what she's

nodding and I can tell her what song to play what tasks to perform Alexa and she

lights up and she answers me she hears me when I call

she's like the Lord well yesterday I walked in and Graham was doing his

homework but I want you to see something I caught it on my video camera cuz I

never seen anything like this before if 88 minus A equals... I don't know. Hmm.

Alexa what is 19 plus 9 the some of 19 and 9 is 28 are you kidding me right now are

you kidding me what are you kidding me right now

about what how you're doing your homework I am checking checking touch your neighbor

say I'm checking I'm checking I'm checking I already did the work I'm just

checking and see I have a feeling when when David inquired of the Lord where do

I go next he was already on his way he was just checking because when you

walk in God's ways you will know God's will all you gotta do is check Jesus

said if I leave I'll send you the spirit of truth and he'll show you the

ways to walk in I'm checking I'm checking I'm checking so I don't have to ask God

about every decision I don't have to stress about God's will when I live my

life in God's ways I have the confidence that my steps are ordered where's my organ my

steps are ordered by the Lord cuz I delight in his way why aren't y'all on

your feet I'm trying to tell you you don't have to

worry so much about what when you get your why right

when you walk in the ways of God you submit to him because God's strategy is

submission and now you can sit down cuz you're not gonna like this part

the other s word is submission and in all of the steps that David took away

from the throne for 15 years into the land of the Philistines into the place

of Ziklag while it looked like he was moving away from the promise God had

made him he was moving into submission

submission the steps of a good man are ordered wait a minute that's what they

do in the military ordered and I found out a lot of people will rejoice over

the sovereignty of God but resist submission and to believe in sovereignty

without embracing submission is not faith it's fairy tale if I say my steps

are ordered by the Lord as a way of excusing my decisions I have

misunderstood the implication of psalm 37:23 I wonder how much differently we

would respond to Psalm 37:23 if we considered the word ordered because when

God went to David went to God David didn't give God his opinion he asked God

for his next order now when you lived like that you can have complete and

total confidence in every move you make every breath you take

and whether you're moving away from your goal or toward your goal you can know

I'm in submission so I'm at piece

submission brings peace when you try to get the strategy before submission

you're out of order and it doesn't work when you say God

orders your steps understand what you're saying is not that God will take the

step for you it's that he will tell you which one to take

so when I ask God to heal my relationship with my dad

God did not do it until I submitted to the way that he wanted me to do it which

was to humble myself and go into my dad and instead of proving how right I was

and how wrong he was to find a point of connection but that required submission

and when I submitted myself to God's Way I experienced God's will a lot of the

things that are not working in my life are because I'm out of order sometimes

when your finances are out of order you have the money you need it's just not in

I think I preached us into a funeral

it's because God is really not first in your priorities I can tell by your

ledger I can tell because everybody else gets your first and God gets what's left

when you give God your best he blesses what's left when you give God what's

left how can you believe him for his best

you're out of order the the three times that me and Holly have fought in 15 years

of marriage I might be understating but when we fight it's not because we don't

have a blessed marriage it's because something is out of order something is

out of order there's a step I'm skipping and see when I talk to my wife and I need to

work something out the thing I gotta do before I can explain myself is to

empathize which does not come naturally to me to listen to your wrong point of

view before I give you the correct one but sometimes there's something I need

to learn about how you see it so I can come over onto your side that's why we

have so much racial and religious tension in our nation we're out of order

we're out of order before we even listen to one another we're giving a lesson to

the other but you can't give the lesson until you're willing to listen

so we're out of order and now we're frustrated cuz it's not working and we

don't know what to do but but David's life is a life it's interesting how when

he was in order how everything had a flow to it the oil flows when you're

in order the Bible says he inquired of the Lord shall I go up to one of the

cities of Judah which was not by the way the ultimate capital because everything

God does he does in steps and stages it would be seven and a half more years

before David would come into the fullness of his calling but all you need

for now is the next step David had been making moves see he he had been he had

been working toward this this moment where he would go to Judah and he had

sent the men of Judah gifts and he was set up now and he asked God is now the

time because I don't want to move til you want me to move and in one sentence God

taught him his next move because for 15 years God had taught him to submit

if you can receive this message today and submit your desires God will God

will tell you what to do when you delight yourself in his way that's what

Psalm 37 says that he delighteth in his way I thought that meant and I'm so

stupid I thought that meant for the longest time I don't know why I can't get

this stuff the first time I thought that man God delights in his way the steps of

a good man are ordered by the Lord put it up there the steps of a good man are

ordered by the Lord and he delighteth in his way I thought that meant that if I'm

a good man and my steps are ordered God will delight and well of course God

delights in the way that he orders that doesn't make any sense it means that when

I delight in his way see he delighteth in his way who's he

the man whose steps are ordered when I delight in God's way I will be in God's

will and my steps will be ordered and I can stay on this step as long as I need

to stay on this step and I can stay in this season as long as I need to be in

this season because God I don't want to go into any greater responsibility or

influence until you say I'm ready I don't want to come out of this oven till

I'm ready I don't want to enter into the promotion until I'm ready and when you

say step I step and my steps are order it's a statement of submission

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