Look at the moon!
Can't even enjoy the view!
Bald guy! Mr Proper!
Mr PROper(ProHair) or perhaps Mr ANTIper( AntiHair) cause he ain't got any!
Lol, he just kicked me.
Alright, pal. Come down then.
U kicking me eh?
Take that.
Forcing me to look under your robe.
She's doing the Round dance, so I'll watch.
2019, My Dears! Welcome to a new fresh year.
Wishing you all, Happy Easter and best wishes. God Bless.
To many more exciting episodes with adventures, traps, monsters
swearing, frustrations and many more.
including more nasal talking.
I'm planning to start our episode with a Boss fight
which is one of my favourite Bosses!
I always say this, don't I...
She's pretty challenging
we will either first try or getting wrecked 40 times.
OR she wrecks us 40 times and I'm gonna edit it out!
Let's see how's Grandma doing
she was lying on the floor earlier on and we completely ignored her...
I've become a man now, dudes.
Higher level.
One hit, one kill, watch.
He knows what's coming.
Three hits??????
What?!
Why three hits?
Look at him.
That's better, ONE hit!
Told you I'm coming back stronger.
These guys used to bully me
at the beginning of the game. Do you remember?
Well well well. Even this guy with glowing eyes.
Do you remember him?
Killing me several times...
Come here, Raresh. Let's see.
Yeah right. Sure...
Activating your blade...
Wow, the Boss fight, here we go, folks.
Alright, Grandma!
Sorry for ignoring your earlier. What happened?
*Prince Lothric is in your hands*
*Please save his soul"
"Tell him what he must be. A Lord..."
A Lawwwd.
She's dead!
She died and left some things for me.
Uh-oh...
Is there a draft?
Who left the door open?
Uh-oh.
Watch out, folks. It's happening.
What have we got here?
What's happening, my dears?
Look at this.
Someone's got "oscylosis"
oscylosis?!
Spondylosis!! hehehhee
Over here.
Okay.
She means business.
Ah!
It's gonna be a first try, folks.
I'm here!
Over here.
Guide yourself by my axe.
Nice try.
She got me!
It's gonna be soo easy!
This fight is gonna be so easy, dears.
Let's give her a chance, I feel bad for her, honestly.
Get your other sword as well, let's fight.
Keep trying.
Sooo easy!
You have no idea, how I used to struggle with her before.
Luckily she's short-sighted.
Look at that.
Look at me, underestimating her.
She killed me?!?!?!??!
So, Karma does exist.
First time in this game when I actually feel bad for a Boss.
Do you realize, that I feel bad for killing her?
Besides I really lik- WHAT?
Who's shooting???
Oy, come here.
Interrupting me when I engage my audience??
Such rude people here.
Rudeness rules this place.
Meanwhile..
Gonna spread this knight's ass cheeks open
Same to this guy.
You made me use a Flask to heal tho.
Wow, I'm so scared... NOT!
Gonna let her do her thing a bit more.
For your own entertainment.
Let me get my souls back!
Wait! I'm here.
She can't see me, anyway.
Glasses.
She felt me!
Ooo, new moves!
NEW MOVES
I think my laughing face starts to fade...
and about to take this fight seriously..
Later, boys.
That's it. She made me ignore this guys.
So this means-
WHAT??!
He barely hurt me.
Why don't you fight each other.
"Play with Michael"
Lol, did you see that?
He almost stabbed me through the fog!
Okay, that's it.
This is serious now.
I wanted to take it slowly, but you....
Stand next to her right leg.
The trick is to stand next to her right leg,
NOT THE LEFT!
The other left!
This one here. Stand here.
That's it.
She pulled out the other sword.
Whoop! I'm over here, honey.
Come here.
Okay, gonna get her.
Ow.
She got me!
She's got me!
Nah, I'm winning. Last hit, watch.
Come on. Last hit. Let me finish this fight.
Alright.
Let's do this.
Okay, come here.
The other side.
Told you, her right leg.
Not the left, the right leg.
Over here.
Right here.
Get an appointment for a prescription, sweetheart.
She saw me?! She got me!
Hehe, I've got health left, sweetheart.
Wait. Wait!
Let me drink!
Do your Round Dance, whatever.
Alright, now let's do this.
You died.
Cause you're stupid.
I've very underestimated her.
Almost undergroundestimated her?!
Way lower than underestimating someone.
Underground?!
Oy, when I'm explaining grammar.
You leave me alone okay?
Alright.
Let's do this. Come here.
Come.
Okay, luckily my earphones are falling off.
But, wait!
Dodge!
Watch out!
She doesn't like me standing next to her right leg!
But I like it. Next to the right thigh!
She got me!
Let me drink!
Alright.
Come here.
That's a new move!
Sweetheart, you're setting the walls on fire.
Do your round dance and I'll watch.
That's it, folks.
This is it.
I cannot even get angry,
Because I'm such an idiot, it's actually funny.
I really like this Boss, honestly.
She's got some really smooth moves.
At least she's in shape.
Considering how much cardio she does.
What's your diet, sweetheart?
Told you, we either first try her or she first try us.
Wait, what did I say?
Straight in the skull, she got me!
How did you grab me, honey??
Yeah right! I'm frustrated already!
I did this to myself.
She's raging!
No!
Please!
I'll do the dishes!
Please, I'll do them!
First try, folks.
Haha, Okay.
I'm frustrated now, I admit it.
I like the way you move!
U can tell Yoga pays off.
This bitch killed Grandma.
Nobody messes with Grandma.
Nobody!
Not even somebody!
Alright, spawn your dark cloud.
I'm here.
Over here.
How cool. She barely touched me!
Now let's tear those leggings!
Yoga pants.
Dat ass
Apologies, my dears.
You dress bad.
Actually she's not but can't find anything worse to say.
Last one!
So this is it, sweetheart.
I'm really sorry.
I admit, folks. This was heartbreaking.
So hard...
I've avenged Grandma, my dears.
How cool. That fight was awesome.
How creepy.
Look, it's filling up quick!
It filled up already, lol.
It's activated, folks.
It's moving back.
I like my armor.
Our access is granted!
We're continuing our adventure as I promised.
Again, saying that I promised when I didn't!
Many optional paths, my dears.
And this is not one of them. Or maybe it is?
I'm not supposed to be here just yet.
There's an optional Boss here.
Optional but mandatory, just like in school.
Remember that?
Optional subjects but actually mandatory.
I couldn't understand this.
Please don't hit me while I'm reminiscing.
Oy!
He knows how to fight?
Take that.
Playing rough, aren't we.
Here.
Come here.
Come here.
He did hit.
But I hit as well.
Give me what you have.
Okay.
See that old man with the robe?
The one walking on his knees.
That's how I walk when I barely make it to the toilet.
Alright.
He's got some damage.
He's got some damage.
He's enjoying it.
Never back down.
Recovering!
Behind the pillar. Now come here.
Wow he's got some damage, daddy boy.
I struggled a bit.
For only 4000 souls?!
Wasn't worth it.
What have you got here?
Wore souls. Whoop, that sword.
I'd like that.
I knew it!
Cause I played this before.
They're in the mood for fighting.
They do not play.
This is where it ends.
I'm about to die, my dears.
One at a time, next one.
I'm doing great!
But to be honest..
Ah!
Sorry, not today, pal.
Boonfire.
Strained glass, my dears.
That was unnecessary.
This act of vandalism.
Vandals!
Jean Claude Vandal!
Don't fall for this, folks.
These look like rookies, but they hit very hard.
And they've got plenty of health.
Let me show you, look.
This is a very difficult area.
What?!
Wait. Hold on.
Actually they're not that bad.
He slipped one in!
Trap!
It's a trap!
Chop of their fingers!!
Ummmm
What a fatty.
Go!
Go!
Now come here.
Forward!
What?!
How?!
They're giving me a bit of hard time.
Twinkling Titanite!
Worth it!
Look at the moon.
Oy, can I please enjoy the views???
They're not letting me, folks.
I've been baited.
Woah!
I know Sebi, from previous episodes!
Sebastian and his new Axe.
He's got an Axe like min-
I can't even get to speak properly!
They're not letting me do anything.
Right, who's shooting?
Let's do this properly.
So it's the guy on the wall.
Oh, I can't heal!
Can't heal!
What we gonna do?
Get 'im!
Free item?
No repercusions?
I knew there was gonna be something.
Free item and not a setup in Dark souls??
Look how angry he is he can't drink.
Wow I deserve to die here.
Titanite chunk, I can upgrade my weapons.
I can drink!!
I can drink now
Who's throwing s**t
bonfire.
Who's alive here?
Out of the way.
Better be cautious, my dears.
One of them is gonna be alive!
But which one?
Whoops
Give me that.
Give me what u have.
Great lance.
Alright.
That one-
I'm not supposed to be here.
I'm covered!
But..
Where do I go?
That item, over there.
If only..
Uuuh.
I made it, dears!
Thanks for the landing, sweetheart.
Get'im!
No!
Noooo!
No.
Let me drink!
Is he facing the other way?
Give me back my souls.
Wow he's got proper damage, unbelievable.
Unbelievable, Mihnea the Mean.
Little Stephen.
Little Stephen, give me what you have.
Not nice.
Now I get it.
Good items here.
Twinkling Titanite.
Oooh
Ummmm. Come here!
Come here.
What have you got for me?
ummm.. Don't know what this is.
But first...
making sure this is safe.
He hit me!
Let's go, pal.
How many of you?
What's that sound?
I'm scared.
This is definitely an ambush section.
It's a trap, folks. I swear.
I hear them as well.
Behind the walls?
I'm scared!
I know they're here!
There they are!
THIEVES!
Grand theft dark souls!
Life thieves!
They want to steal my life!
But I stole theirs, my dears.
Oh, okay. Come.
Let's do this.
Mkay..
You hit decent.
"You fight, very well"
Hm!
"I'm gonna teach you a lesson"
He hits through walls.
He won't even let me walk up the stairs.
Woah.
How useless. Wow. Spell.
He's dead!
or not.
I'm better than you, fatty.
Meanwhile.
He's the one throwing alcohol free bombs.
Come here, alcohol free beer
Won't let me drink?!!
U telling me not to drink??
He was having fun here.
He had good views. Watching me coming this way.
Then throw a bomb once in a while.
Um branches....
Fantastic branches?
Leveling up is easy here.
I think we can jump on the other side of the bridge.
This way.
Where there's an item!
I've handled it pretty well, eh?
Watch out!
Close one.
It's a trap, my dears. Look!
He's coming.
He's very keen.
Come here, boy. One on one.
You and me.
Got him!
Like always.
Another Sebi the Skeleton?
He's raging cause he heard my shout.
Right through that bald skull.
Mr Proper (ProHair) or rather Mr Antiper ( Antihair) cause he ain't got any
I'm actually ProHair
It's good to have hair.
Who threw that?
Ow!
Was it you?
He was about to swing his jar of jam.
So far, so good.
No!
Not supposed to be here.
That was close.
He saw me!
First, let's keep exploring this area.
Oh no, God no.
No, thanks.
The magic sword.
What about the other one?
Gotcha alone!
I got you, and torn your leggings, dumbass.
You're tough together.
But on your own..........
We're gonna use a shield for this guy.
Ah!
Nothing?!
All this for nothing?
He knows I'm here, I know he's there.
Okay.
YOLO
uuuh
Good God.
I don't even care what's here.
I made it!
A lot going on here, Daddy boy.
Proper merciless.
Look over there.
Look at this.
He's throwing more bags of piss.
A bit too quiet, let's go upstairs.
Let's what's up there.
Ah!
Doing pranks, when your parents are not home??
Throwing bags of water from the balcony?
Haha, that dude fell down.
I hope you're hurt, dumbass.
Where are you?
He was about to climb the stairs. Got him!
Stairs theft. Steps theft!
What? He's kicked me!
Alright, pal. Come down.
Take that.
For forcing me to look under your robe.
Another one.
This is where I die.
In this chamber
full of pitch black.
Umm.. I think.....
Meanwhile.
Ah! I see.
So that Dragon is pissed because of this abyssal beast.
to which we will gift some
Fire bombs.
Go!
Come here.
Take that.
and that.
I've freed the Dragon, my dears!
How cool.
Doing good deeds, my dears.
Meanwhile.
No!
uuh, Good God!
Ah!
It's all clear now
heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
When everything's okay.
So this is it, my folks.
We've used up all the drinks, before I reset.
We're stopping here for today, gloriously.
We've done pretty well, I think.
Next time, we're continuing towards
the fortress tower you see in the back.
Where more traps, adventures and increasingly difficult creatures awaits us.
So, thank you for watching.
If you don't mind sharing, liking, subscribing, bla bla bla
Cheers, have a good day, folks.
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