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I'm still alive

God damn it!

God bless you Mr.Beast (he moisturises)

God bless your soul (angelic music plays)

You know what it looked like all hope was lost.

Everyone was tweeting,

''PewDiePie is about to get taken over.''

''PewDiePie,''

All the mass media is just celebrating

''Yes!''

''This Indian company,''

Anything except Pewdiepie, basically.

But Mr.Beast (a.k.a our champion)

You saved my life

I owe you my life, thank you.

Mr. Beast: I bought a bunch of billboards,

Ah, dude, we got the double billboard.

We don't mess around

Went on T.V,

Grab your phone, go on youtube, search Pewdiepie,

And subscribe to him.

Did radio ads,

[Mr. Beast on radio] No one kills memes (uh yes they do)

as quickly and efficiently as this Swedish man. (Not a good thing to kill memes)

I hope they haven't passed me when this video goes up.

I have one final thing, though.

I have one last resort.

That I have not used yet, okay?

Because I haven't had to use it, yet.

[Pewds reads] An Indian channel

will soon overtake Pewdiepie to become the most subscribed on YouTube.

You're saying a million dollar company which has thousands of employees

which releases 5-10 videos a day

have their ads everywhere only followed by people who understand Hindi

is up against a self-made guy

who came at this point *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

by starting making videos at home

Has been No.1 youtuber for 5 to 6 years

has following from all around the world

puts...eh..a lot of effort

Ok, that's a bit of a stretch

And even many of them gets copyright strike

That is not a stretch!

He doesn't care; will be making videos for his fans

And will always be No.1 to his fans (That comment forgot to put "Poods makes original content for everyone.")

👏 That is 👏 so sweet 👏

It's interesting how many people just hate me so much

that they'll literally celebrate anyone

taking over.

Bunch of cry-babies (True)

Well you can keep crying for a few more days

(awakens devil-form) CaUsE We'Re sTilL in iT!

Mr. Beast impact

Yeah, it was crazy

Honestly

What do I have now?

I almost have 60...*skrattar*

👏*claps*👏

Its working

When all hope thought it was lost (who the freck is hope?)

It's like in "Lord of the Rings"

When that part happens, you know? (???)

You know what I mean, come on.

Pentagon. Hexagon.

Octagon. A L L R E V E N U E G O N E.

What can I say?

I've learned from my mistakes because of my moral code

And no other reasons

Look at this. You guys are really trying hard now

Aren't you?

Posting this again just reminded that

we are winning the ENTIRE war

Because..eh..T-series barely have any followers on Twitter

I don't get it though

the whole thing is so confusing to me.

"You may have won the battle, but not the war."

They haven't won YET!!

Errrrrr!!!

"Working with SpaceX and Tesla"

"Hosting Meme review with Pewdiepie"

👏

COME ON ELON!! We need your help!

Please Elon Musk, please! (we beg you)

ELON MUSK-CHAAAAN

"Stop sending me this sh*t"

So many fake tweets now

I feel like this is fake, too.

People just won't let go.

Hey, look it's another fake tweet

How original!

"Okay fine we'll release Scare Pewdiepie season 2"

"But am I gonna?"

*fax attac*

Oh right it's tana mongoose

I was like, what reference is that

I'm getting old guys. I'm getting too old for memes.

"Imagine writing something and not being able to erase it"

That just gave me a thought, like

What about when you're 8 years old

And some- *Plans malicious plot against T-Series by an innocent giggle*

someone throws, you know cuz' memes

are all about being obscure, and people not really getting it.

You're 80 and someone hits you up with a Uganda Knuckles

and just one person's like,

Hell yeah. We're trollface.

*drama music plays* Trollface. The ancient relic. The ancient symbol

of...

trolling Libtards.

*laughs* Back in my day

"Imagine writing something and not being able to erase it."

This post was made by Pencil Gang.

Pencil Gang is also sponsoring this video (That includes your pencil)

Thank you very much Pencil Gang.

Pencil Gang has decided to join our cause against T-Series

???? Pencil Gang (lolwut)

"Felix, do you think your thoughts in English or in Swedish?"

I don't know. *laughs*

Did you ever think what your thoughts are?

No, I don't think about it.

Probably English.

Sometimes, I speak a lot during my sleep and Marzia's who says I speak in Swedish.

So... I guess there's a, there's a part of Swedish, part of me still in there.

Kicking and screaming

He bought every billboard in my city for this.

*laughs*

Okay, uh- I, if you haven't watched the video, you get it yet.

Check it out, link in the description.

God bless you Mr. Beast.

Now if anyone else will stand up

If any other YouTubers will stand up, in this fight

Which side of war will you be on History...

Channel.

"Here's something I made for Pewds, I hope you- you fellow 9 year olds like it!"

That is pretty epic!

..I must say (lower down your volume if you're using headphones)

except they never accepted my CHALLENGE!!

You have no idea what my twitter feed is right now.

You don't even wanna know.

Dad: Why the eff (f) you crying so damn loud

So proud of Marzia for taking a big step today and following her heart.

Goodbye YouTube.

👏👏

👏

👏 can 👏 we 👏 get a👏..... F👏 in the👏 chat

*laughs*

You know she could've given me the channel, atleast.

So I could be T-Series but you know I guess I gotta be supportive.

Felix, don't forget to make the video that is 5 minutes slowed down 2x to make it 10 minutes.

Why make it 5 minutes when I can make a 10 minute video

20 MINUTES.

I wonder if I get more watch time that way.

Could that be like a wait because YouTube is all about watch time.

The more watch time you have the better.

So maybe if I do that...

Let's do it on this video.

Pewds: Meme review, when?

Elon Musk: Midnight

👏 👏

Hey a tweet that isn't actually fake.

How about that

I'm still waiting Elon.

WE NEED YOUR HELP ELON.

~Tasukete Elon Chaaan~

I know he knows what that means.

A goddamn weeb.

I've seen hus videos David we will be going to therap- what?

What's a PewDiePie and why did you tell your grandpa to subscribe to him?

I'm doing my part.

👏

When you realize PewDiePie won't be the first YouTuber to hit 69 million subscribers.

Come on guys. We have a goal.

We have a mission.

Please.

It's the only thing i'll ever ask you guys for

except constantly asking begging for life subscribers

and all that.

Well please guys it's the only time I ever asked for anything.

I could buy YouTube, delete T-Ser-

This is where the good ideas comes

Release Scare PewDiePie Season 2

BUT AM I GONNA?

DEM.

We were so close

I almost thought this tweet was real.

Incredible.

I was planning to make a video where I rate other people's apologies.

DO IT!

I already did it! Check it out. It was pretty epic.

I wish I could've brought in more apology videos.

They just took so long I don't know why

Well, I got married in a PewDiePie shirt today.

(LOOK AT DIS DUDE)

Look at that, you- you're virgins.

Congratulations

Even 9 year olds can manage to find a... A love for their lives.

Ehh all you gotta do is really buy the merch

I've been saying this for so long.

*laughs*

That's honestly amazing, thank you very much, im honored.

Tha- (wut)

Honestly though, the meme review merch was that 👏👏 The most supported merch of all that i've ever done.

and I just want to say thank you very much for eh... For everyone that got it

I really really appreciate it.

Felix has to get married in a shirt of you now.

Just wear the damn child Felix.

Just marry my wife Felix. *What the F-*

Okay, moving ON

He protec

He attac

But most importantly he is the best. Happy birthday Felix.

This is so sweet.

Except it's not my birthday anymore. You idiot. (oof)

Logan Paul: Pretended to be color blind and faked reaction to seeing colors, tased dead rats, and made fun of a real dead body

Given a high budget sequel to his YouTube movie.

PewDiePie: made 1 joke

Well

It wasn't really one joke

Let's get real here, yes (idk what to call that laugh)

(cute voice but idk what poods is talking)

Yeah it was one, it was one joke, it was one joke.

and had his show cancelled because someone called him

it's okay because he's vegan now

That's true.

Petition for Felix to make a cardboard Elon, so he will actually co-host meme review.

*high pitch voice from poods* Pretty good idea. Thank you.

Elon Musk

Dr. Phil

Ben Shapiro

Being ready to host meme review.

Come up. Come up.

Bring it

Anyone.

So proud of Marzia for taking a big step today and following her heart.

I hope Marzia finds what she's looking for in life and I wish her good luck for the future.

Also, I hope T-Series releases a similar video soon.

One can only dream.

Images you can hear

~Everyone~

~We have an announcement today.~

~Stoooop bullying~

I want him to do a part 2

Like, all of them.

I tried to reach out to the kid

he wouldn't reply

But I know he commented on one of my videos

I know you're listening.

Please. Get all your friends

I beg you

Get all your friends and do

~Everyone~

~We have an announcement today~

👏 👏

MEME

REVIEWWW

Okay. That would be epic. (it already is epic)

PewDiePie fans that are still not in the Subreddit

WHEN WILL YOU SAY HONESTLY THAT YOU'RE DOING YOUR PART.

You can't look at afterwards.

And go, oh I wish things were different. Okay?

You can't pull a Swede and be like, oh sorry Mr. Hitler Summer.

Please go ("country up" *I think that's what he said*)

Ah we should've done something.

You can't do that.

This is not it.

That is it.

That looks like me.

Is that the.. Incredibles kid?

Tim. I wasn't right I was right!

Getting an F in test.

Realizing teachers were just trying to pay respect (See the 2 "to's"? right after the to.)

This is showed. Nice.

YouTube, can you give me money to pay for rent?

To pay for rent?

Yeeeeeees.

Actually buys a useless belt like a boss.

I still have the belt

If anyone can let me know how to use it

That would be great.

Thank you.

Problems of the rich people huh.

This is what i've been saying all along.

Yeah. The more money the more (idk what he said)

*laughs* ( I like the chef that says mama mia )

*LAUGHS*

Nothing hits me like an Italian (pasterie? pastry? IDKWHATHESAID)

Mama mia

Pizzeria

Not even there, she, might see ya. (NICE RHYME)

Imagine having to click to subscribe.

This post was made by T-Series gang.

OOOOOOOOOoooOOoOOooOOOoOHHH

The Last Supper.

yep.

Hello imputes, and i'm here to talk about serious topics

Okay, that's amazing.

skulldino or- did you make this?

I gotta make sure.. Yeah it is

Oh damn he's made a lot of that. Damn that's awesome.

Thank you very much that's really cool.

Yeah, I don't even know what my channel is anymore.

PewDiePie candies

Simple chocolate candy

Can U do this

Lemon candy in green wrapper. Okay.

PewDiePie claps

Oh my God!

You Laugh You Lose cookies

You Eat, You Lose.

This is such good ideas.

Normal

2x baby, oh yeah!

Hope you guys enjoy this video in 2x. You can switch that off now if you feel like it.

Smash like if you enjoy this video

JUST KIDDING!

SUBSCRIBE!

SUBSCRIBE GODDAMMIT

This is our last chance

Listen up you STUPID KIDS. I had enough of you, okay.

I'm not gonna pretend I like you

Because I know

I care about one thing, and one thing only.

DUDE, GET TO 69 MILLION, BEFORE THAT GODDAMN

*LAUGHS*

You know what, it doesn't matter. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

There will be no EPIC BROFIST. That's right. I'm retracting all the BROFISTS.

Until this deed is done.

Now you have a true incentive.

Now you have a true challenge.

Now you have something to do with a burning passion

To truly fight for it. That go FORTH DAMMIT.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE

GET THE FREAK OUT

Bye. *LAUGHS*

Subtitles by IAmClueless and Crypticspex

ANOTHER ORIGINAL CONTENT TO ENJOY RIGHT?

Have a nice day y'all

I think poods should bring back the good ol' brofist outro. Don't you think?

It's about almost 2:15 in the morning I finished the subtitles XD

Now you can leave in peace.

ⓋⒾⒹⒺⓄ ⒹⓄⓃⒺ.

For more infomation >> i need your help... - Duration: 11:32.

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How Much Experience Do I Need to Trade? - Duration: 6:14.

- So this video lesson,

I'm going to teach you whether or not

you need experience in order to stock trade.

(exciting music)

What's up?

Tim Sykes, millionaire mentor here

answering your questions.

A lot of people ask me

do you need experience to start.

Um, to start what, to start trading?

Yes, you need experience studying.

To start studying?

No, you need no experience whatsoever

because you're just focused on learning.

The sooner you start studying,

the sooner begins your entire process.

Because first, you do need to study

what is a stock, what are these patterns,

how do you actually trade them,

what broker to have, all the stuff that I teach.

After enough studying, you are ready for trading.

And now a lot of people say Tim,

I'm just gonna trade right away,

I don't need to study, I'll learn as I go.

You will get obliterated.

90% of traders lose money.

Never forget that stat,

there's been several academic studies.

Brokers don't wanna talk about it,

no one in the industry really wants to talk about it

because then everyone's like well,

if 90% of people lose, like, that's really low odds.

That's anything in life!

Anything worth doing, you're not gonna have good odds.

What are the odds that you're gonna be in the NBA?

Freakin' less than 10%, okay?

Probably 0.001% and you need to be genetically gifted.

With training you don't need to be genetically gifted.

I know a lot of the top traders,

they're fat, ugly, weird,

their genetics are bad, but at least

they have work ethic and they have knowledge.

And how did they get that knowledge?

They studied a lot.

What did they study?

Study patterns, study trends, study rules.

This is what I teach, you have to remember,

I had no experience when I started.

My parents gave me roughly $12,000

in my bar mitzvah gift money,

they thought I would lose it all.

They thought that it would be a good lesson for me, okay?

I would learn like, the value of a dollar.

Instead, I screwed up all their plans,

I made six figures senior year of high school.

I made nearly seven figures

between freshman and sophomore year in college.

I did make seven figures before I graduated college.

So I learned, but I also started during the tech bubble.

So I was in the right place at the right time.

You are not necessarily in a bubble right now, okay?

Unless you live in New York, Miami, or L.A.,

but that's another video.

This is not any kind of stock market bubble,

we have been in a bull market.

In fact, this is the longest bull market in history.

So it's a good time, but you're not gonna

turn 12,000 into nearly two million in four years

like I did, given the current market environment.

My top student, Tim Grittani, has turned

1,500 of his own money into seven million,

but it's taken him seven years.

For the first nine months he made nothing.

So be prepared to make nothing.

Be prepared to lose a little bit.

I'll teach you how to lose, and somebody will say

what, you're gonna teach me how to lose,

I don't need you to learn how to lose,

I can lose on my own.

You need to learn to lose small.

You need to learn how to control your risks,

to manage your losses, to not let small mistakes

turn into potential big disasters.

I'll teach you that.

So a lot of people say oh, I need experience to start.

You don't need anything!

You need the right mindset to start.

You need to understand that this is difficult,

but with enough training, with enough mentorship,

with, frankly, enough patience,

you can be successful in time.

And you need to have that perspective from the beginning.

'Cause a lot of people think oh,

I'm gonna get into the stock market

and I'm gonna make all this money right away.

That's not reality, that's dreams.

Okay, that's not real.

You'll probably make nothing

for quite a bit of time, just being real.

And in fact, if you're like most traders,

you'll probably lose.

But we can manage those losses.

You can learn to break even and over time,

one, two, three, four years,

you'll learn to spot the hottest stocks.

You'll learn to take the meat of the move.

You'll learn to grow your account exponentially

like my top students and I have done.

But you need to have the proper training

and you need to have dedication all throughout.

You're gonna have friends, you're gonna have family,

everyone saying this is a scam,

penny stocks are a scam, Tim Sykes is a scam.

I've heard it all before.

If you think that, don't learn.

Don't waste my time, 'cause I'm not a scam.

But I do require dedication,

'cause I have thousands of video lessons,

thousands of webinars, and dozens of DVDs,

all of which you're gonna have to watch.

Because this is not an exact science.

This is not like me teaching you math,

nine plus seven equals 16, no.

In different market environments, different equations work.

It's not like oh, let me just find

the exact value of the company

and that's what the stock price should be.

I'm sorry, it doesn't work like that.

Everything is moving, this is like a moving target.

I made a video lesson the other day.

I showed a scene from the movie Interstellar,

when Matthew McConaughey is like,

spinning out of control and he's trying to dock

on this space station that's spinning out of control,

and he has to match like, the space station,

like the same spinning out of control,

and then y'know, they connect and they actually succeed;

Interstellar is a great movie.

But that's what this is, the stock market is always moving.

You're always moving and you have to try

to match the best you can with a moving target.

And I'll teach you.

That's the beauty of this, you don't have to be afraid.

You have a mentor that I never had.

My job every single day is to be the mentor to you

that I never had, so you're in good hands if you trust me.

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