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Dark Bowser: Oops, Sorry that I was late.

Mr. Dallas: Dark Bowser, I cannot believe that you was late for the 200th time! That's It! Go to Mr. Eric's office now!

So Dark Bowser, What Bring (Brings) You In My Office?

Dark Bowser: I was late for the 200th Time

Mr. Eric: OH! 26X DARK BOWSER!! YOU MADE ME USE SWAHILI!!!! THIS IS THE 2ND (200TH) TIME THAT YOU LATE FOR CLASS!! THAT'S IT! GO TO THE INCLUSION ROOM!!

Dark Bowser: Man! I hate being in an inclusion Room!

Dark Bowser: I know! I can destroy this school!

Dark Bowser: Yes! I destroyed the building!

Mr. Eric: Dark Bowser! Come here now! I want to tell you something!

Dark Bowser: What is it Mr. Eric?

Mr. Eric: Young Man! I heard you from the inclusion room and said you will destroy the building! but you did! No excuses! You are expelled until the school rebuilds! Oh and by the way, you will have to pay £999,999,999,999 for this school! Go home now!

Ice Princess: So Dark Bowser, how was school?

Dark Bowser: It was fine mom and dad!

Bowser: Okay Dark Bowser, Let's Watch the news

News Reporter: Breaking News! Dark Bowser destroyed the school! Let's get to the press conference

Mr. Eric: Dark Bowser! If you are watching this, you should be grounded! (and be ashamed of yourself!) And Dark Bowser's Parents! If you are watching this, your son is expelled until the school gets rebuild! (by the way you should pay me £999,999,999,999 for the damages what he done) so this is us signing off!

Bowser: Oh 40X

Bowser: Dark Bowser! I cannot believe that you destroyed the school! (Now we have to pay £999,999,999,999 for this thanks to you!) That's it! You are grounded until the school has repaired!

Bowser: Go to your room now before I will Send You To Uzbekistan!

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In 5 Minutes Lightening Dark Underarm Challenge With Coconut Oil | Lighten Dark Underarms Naturally - Duration: 2:06.

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Internetting After Dark: We Answer Your Questions. Plus, Shane's Cat. | Internetting Season 2 - Duration: 4:34.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Internetting After Dark.'

If you don't know already, I'm Amanda."

"I'm Shane."

"And we are here to give you a closer look inside the making

of 'Internetting With Amanda Hess.'"

"Should we get started?"

"Let's do it."

"Let's do it."

"So, we just launched the second season

of 'Internetting,' and we had a big party in New York

to celebrate."

"We also set up two anonymous question boxes

so that people who were attending the event

could ask Amanda questions. So ...

'When raccoon revolution start date?

As specific as possible, please.'"

"So, we made a video that's about cats versus dogs

on the internet, and them fighting

for dominance over our feeds.

And a lot of the comments we got

were like asking what all of these other animals

represent in that ecosystem.

And we heard a lot —

a lot — about raccoons, which I think

makes sense because they are right on the border

between like wild animal and domesticated animal,

because they hang outside of our houses all the time,

and they like eat our discarded foods.

And so the idea of like bringing them

just a step closer like inside our houses, I think,

is really fascinating."

"I feel like the metaphor, though,

of feasting on garbage is very apropos for how we all

exist on the internet right now.

So the idea of someone who's gleefully consuming trash

is like a really good survival mechanism."

"Like maybe we can all be like the raccoons."

"As you can imagine, cats versus dogs

is always a hot-button issue.

Jonathan Evans on YouTube wrote, 'Cats will always

eat the face of their owners first

after food sources deplete.

The face!' I have a cat named Wanda.

Wanda is also pictured directly behind us.

I'm well aware that Wanda would eat my face

if I stop feeding her.

And I think that that's her prerogative.

And frankly, after all she's given me,

she has every right to."

"I don't think we can air this without getting

a comment from Wanda."

"Ooh."

"Hello, Wanda."

"Hi, Wanda.

O.K., I have a question.

If you were really hungry, would you eat Shane's face?"

"I feel like as long as I keep feeding her, she won't."

"We also released two other videos.

One is about hands, and the other is about fembots."

"Bring in the fembots!"

"This one garnered probably the most response

that we had online.

This is from Monty Cantsin on YouTube.

'The male-robot-as-evil-threat narrative is just as prolific

as the fembot, and to sculpt your narrative to avoid that

is disingenuous.

Here's some evil male-bots since I can back up

my critique off the top of my head.'"

"That's actually a great point.

And I think it's really interesting

to actually contrast how we construct feminine robots

and how we construct masculine robots.

So if we're making like techno-women to be hyper-feminine,

we also seem to be making like techno-men to be hyper-masculine

and specifically to be killing machines, which

I think probably also says something

interesting about how we do that sometimes to real men,

like particularly during war.

But if you're interested in more

about how the internet is affecting masculinity,

we actually have a video about that coming out real soon."

"This is from Rob from Kansas.

'I was surprised you did not cover

'Westworld's' strong female robot AI characters.

I particularly enjoyed the series

because it confronted the harsh reality

of the kinds of purposes the male gaze will have

for robots in the future, sexual objects

and violent aggression toys.

The female robot characters surprise us

in their nongender robot normative agency.'"

"There was one version of the video where we did

end with this montage of female robots

rising up and like destroying their male creators."

"In pop culture, fembots have a narrative.

They're either destroyed to protect society

from their sexual danger, or they destroy

to protect themselves.

Hey, Siri, what will we do?"

"Before we go, Amanda, best thing

you've seen on the internet this week?"

"'Terrace House' is currently airing on Netflix,

Japanese reality show.

It's like crack."

"For me, I would say 'Defunctland.'

Specifically their episode about the limousine

ride is incredible."

"Next week we will have a new episode

of 'Internetting' for you.

This one is about mysticism on the internet."

"And if you have any questions or comments or want to say

anything else about 'Internetting,' please just

leave a comment right here."

"'Internetting With Amanda Hess' — after dark."

For more infomation >> Internetting After Dark: We Answer Your Questions. Plus, Shane's Cat. | Internetting Season 2 - Duration: 4:34.

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Houston Restaurant Offers Dining In The Dark Experience - Duration: 0:47.

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Wedding in the Dark - Duration: 1:02.

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GIÙ LA MASCHERA - JIM CARREY TORNA AL CINEMA CON "DARK CRIMES" DOPO AVER PASSATO UN LUNGO PERIODO A - Duration: 5:57.

 "" «Finalmente sono solo e soltanto Jim Carrey. Non più ho maschere. Sono così anche sui social dove non mi presento come attore, ma come scultore e pittore

Basta anche con i ritratti dell' anima torturata di un uomo che voleva andare contro una certa Hollywood serializzata

Poi, ovviamente, recito perché bisogna lavorare e sono abbastanza contento della serie televisiva Kidding e di dare il mio contributo al film d' animazione Sonic the Hedgehog, ma soprattutto sono soddisfatto del mio onesto poliziotto nel thriller Dark Crimes», dice d'un fiato Jim Carrey, capelli brizzolati, come la barba, e occhi sempre e ancora da ragazzo impunito

Il film uscirà a settembre in Italia per Leone Film, e lascerà stupiti tutti quelli che ricordano il commediante di Ace Ventura - L' acchiappafantasmi perché il poliziotto onesto di Dark Crimes è un uomo sicuro, determinato a fare giustizia sui crimini oscuri avvenuti nel club The Cage

«Girare in Polonia - racconta Carrey - è stata un' esperienza affascinante: non tutto il mondo è globalizzato

In quel Paese ci sono ancora atmosfere autentiche e persone non ossessionate dall' idea di possedere qualcosa, tanto o poco»

Appare impegnatissimo con la serie dei suoi quadri e cartoons anche molto politici, e che mettono spesso in caricatura il presidente Trump «e i suoi supporter», così li definisce con algida ironia l' attore

«Questi miei disegni riproducono gli squilibri che vedo e tante bruttezze che ci circondano» conclude e liquida il discorso Jim, osservando che è un suo diritto come comedian dileggiare chi gli pare

Aggiunge: «È stato Ionesco a insegnarmi la libertà della satira, l' arte di saper far ridere anche del mondo»

Diventa serissimo parlando di Dark Crimes, basato su un articolo di Davi Grann (giornalista del New Yorker) su fatti realmente accaduti: «Mi ha affascinato il copione di questo detective drama che scava nelle ossessioni di chi frequenta un club dove si consuma sesso

Oggi come attore non mi interessa il successo, ma la scelta di storie che mi coinvolgono come essere umano e come cittadino di questo mondo confuso nel quale siamo tutti immersi con intorno una ragnatela di relazioni problematiche

In merito alla serie televisiva, spero faccia pensare tante famiglie alla vita disfunzionale che molti conducono e che non rappresenti l' oppio somministrato da innumerevoli telenovela»

Oggi l' attore non ha più nulla della superstar di un tempo e dice che i divi oggi non esistono più «perché tutto si consuma in fretta e non riusciamo più a sentire la malinconia del grande Charlie Chaplin»

Ma perché a un certo punto un attore di successo come Carrey volta le spalle a tutto, si dedica alla pittura e alla scultura e cerca altre strade per esprimersi? «Perché sentivo l'esigenza di trovarmi

E trasformare la materia, le pietre, i pezzi di marmo che scelgo nel parco del mio ranch a Los Angeles, a volte mi rende felice

Sì, la creazione solitaria è stata utile. i disegni di Fare l'attore è un gioco pericoloso e ingannevole, vivi altre vite, perdi la tua

Il distacco mi è servito a crescere come persona e anche come interprete. La fama - prosegue l' attore - ti toglie molte consapevolezze, ti avvolge in una nebbia

Ho fatto mio nella sua interiorità il poliziotto onesto della Polonia, in passato spesso erano i miei personaggi a impadronirsi della mia vita più vera

Adesso posso anche recitare nel film di uno studio in mano alle multinazionali, come lo è ad esempio l'opera che ho appena terminato a Vancouver, Sonic the Hedgehog

Però adesso sono un individuo libero, che non crede più alla fama che Hollywood ti regala e ti toglie, con la stessa forza, sempre in nome del mercato»

E oltre all' arte, Carrey si sta dedicando anche alla letteratura: «Sto scrivendo un libro che affronterà sostanzialmente parte della mia vita sin da quando, ragazzo, vedevo soffrire mia madre per la sua dipendenza dai medicinali, lei vissuta accanto a genitori alcolizzati

Oggi tante dipendenze si scelgono e per questo non si possono nemmeno definire v

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Tails from the Dark Dragons Inn: Season1 Episode8: Full Subtitles - Duration: 1:05:32.

These subtitles are temporary. They are automatically generated and likely, very inaccurate. Full length transcripts are coming. In the meantime, please feel free to jump ahead to Episode 1A. Everything from there on is transcribed manually.

hello listeners and welcome to the penultimate episode of tales from the

dark dragons in season 1 episode 19 kill your darlings

this episode is a little on the short side and that's because we left a lot on

the cutting room floor don't worry you're not missing much from a gameplay

perspective we had a great time from a listener point of view there's a swathe

of this session where pretty much nothing happened so for the sake of

keeping things interesting a good chunk of it got cut should be fairly obvious

way rest assured literally nothing happened

welcome to again got a lot to catch up on if you are against the odds the

scales of justice live yet will their luck hold out to scroll currently have

the blue egg holding the ground back tried to see if there were any remnants

left behind there were not all of the crystalline like structures were built

into the egg itself and we're not part of the cavern in any way can I try and

see if I can lift up the red egg myself

no it's a 2-2 mix she puts her arms around the egg and then she moves them

around and no matter what she does she can't seem to find a good position she

can't get good handle on it no matter if she puts her hand around this side then

one of the crystalline structures is poking her in the armpit so she moves it

around the other side then she uses her other arm to try and hold that gem but

then there's another one that's poking her in the shoulder and no matter what

she does she can't actually even get a good grip on this and so it just looks

like she's hugging the egg but she doesn't appear to be making any headway

with it can I see if the egg will actually moves and I tried very gently

slightly rolling it to see if if I could do it that way if you want to risk it oh

no I mean I'm not saying they're fragile they are definitely stronger than your

average robin egg but if you want to risk it tobe from the platform

watching Knicks hug her way around this egg I'm watching mix struggle pretty

long moving and hiring about where I'm going to go down there and help and

eventually it gets to a point it's kind of just painful to watch so I stand up

and I go down the stairs and go over to mix do you want some help

mmm what or need well that's up to you do you want some help mix yes I want us

to bring this egg with us I don't want to leave it behind it'll be a lonely egg

if it's all on its own and it doesn't have its beautiful sapphire sibling

almost opposite mix but as as opposite tone as I can be and still I'm gonna try

and help mix lift it between the two so next you can try once more

okay so Toby and mix you both put your hands on either side of the egg and bend

your knees off the ground we tried Toby we tried yeah after we put

it back down so now we can't leave the older I get there's this being

definitely other dragon then there's certainly no way you can possibly let

them have all of it my raising to all sorts of abominable religious monsters I

agree can carry it between you okay you trying to call me weak straw turbine

just gives her look I wouldn't say to your face just wait until you're healed

up buddy and mix shakes a little wobbling fist

because she's weak from trying to lift the egg you watch this girl casually

puts the egg in one arm while he scratches his nose readjust it to get

himself comfortable is just like go flat out in his disproving Myrna Novak do you

guys wanna try would you want to come up with an idea of how

better handle first of all I'm going to light a torch and I'm going to wander

over to that far side of the room that I don't think anyone really looked at yet

it's just occurred to about gang up here might actually be a problem you light up

your torch and you wander over to the far ends of the room you scout out the

area and it doesn't look like there's any other way out the only way in and

out of the pit is up and down the stairs that you just came down to look into

this area there doesn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary

flat stone caves you can see signs that the drakes that were in here I have been

living here a while there are various decaying haunches of meat and various

animal carcasses and you're not sure if they've been left here to feed the

drakes or to feed the abomination on the ceiling but other than the remnants of

dead things there's nothing really here there's nothing to be concerned about

there's nothing that's gonna pop out of the shadows behind you or anything but

there also are additional exits mmm okay so I traveled back to the party and I'm

gonna raise my concerns about this we will have to go by the way we came

through that room that was filled with gas I don't know how we'll make it have

to drag the eggs on the steps here as well we'll be very slow going

that is no risk a box just gonna walk go to the right-hand side of the room and

he's going to address Gregor on to core mix is going to follow him and tag along

you guys

what about tooka tooka still on the ceiling where you stand you look up and

you try to locate touka and you see that there is Gregor in fact touka is holding

him up in his tentacle not in a grapple or dangling him in any way

touka is holding Gregor up by its face and Gregor is trying to remove the

cement glue-like substance Gregor I have a proposition for you

he doesn't appear to respond I'll try again in draconic Gregor we have a

proposition you want dissolve this room you leave they will leave with eggs you

go if you help us get these eggs out I can tend to your friends i anybody else

is there anything else we could trade you for help

we'll leave if you help us Gregor I am a doctor and - cos I isn't going to heal

on its own my friends - I can heal to go I can heal none of them I don't think

this is gonna work a rock he's not gonna help us

I have an idea I will go back to the room of the Gus and see if it's still

there good luck yeah it's still there but it

is distinctly thinner now it does appear to be clearing out and you figure give

it enough time and it probably will be at least possible for people who don't

have your incredible levels of endurance I returned to the group and report that

is excellent news now more importantly can you and myrn carry this egg

certainly try I am a doctor not a strong them well you

might be stronger than me so please

you can either bring it out with you or if you're really concerned about the

cultists having possession of a dragon egg finding another way to make sure

that the cultists do not have possession of a dragon egg no that might piss off

the giant in his by far too valuable a specimen there hmm copy drag the egg may

have some odds and ends in where does everyone have feet wearing a robe they

could take it off maybe ten headed to a baby I do have a riding cloak no one

else have anything they could possibly bundle it in that one might make its

move it to pull or drag squaw could you lift this other egg and give us a chance

to wrap this cloth around it it's wool uncloak might protect it from most of

the straw why don't you give me the blue egg and I'm gonna try it and take my

monk robe off and swaddle it if I can and then tie it around me slowly starts

leaning the weight onto you and he watches your knees start to buckle and

pulls the air back maybe I should just put it down and then I'll pick it up

again afterwards it's probably a good idea I'll help you

carry it then me and Merrin two of us Duma singer you can help to scrawl

stands aside as you step in our back to put your weight behind the egg and the

moment that he lets go you both suddenly realize how incredibly heavy this dragon

egg is and screw at the last minute manages to just grab it off Lauren's

back as he stumbles forwards I'm just gonna put it down here let's see if we

can work out that dragging plan I'm popular opinion it might be wiser to

just take one and see if we can come back for the other later we know where

it is now assuming that they don't decide to move it there's also a Roper

here awesome that beast isto morons taking his robe

off and wrapped the blue egg in it screw is untying that because that plank ler

who didn't work and he hands you your robe back myrn after he gently places

the egg on the ground and this is right so

I'm going to lift this red egg and you are going to bundle it and then between

you all you will drag it or hoist it or whatever it is you're going to do and

I'll carry the blue air yes casually hoists the red egg out of its position

this is red would you want to grab my woolen cloak and begin to wrap it around

the egg I'm holding the roads up back finishes tying off the cloak around the

red oak Marin you begin swallowing it in the robe now that you've got it all

wrapped up scroll puts it down and you find that

it's not exactly easy to move it it does seem like you can potentially maneuver

this around so scroll goes back over to deep blue egg and picks it up very

easily right shall we leave these two to their own devices then and get out of

here sounds like a plan this is so you are dragging the egg presumably with the

rope as its swaddled in robes and votes I'm gonna go and give the eggs from

support just to make sure it doesn't bounce too much overall something's done

behind it managed to scrape it up the stairs it's not getting up there

completely bump three but you managed after a few minutes to get it to the top

and when you get there you notice from above you Gregor is looking down and

sneering at your puny efforts despite my better instincts I go on ahead a little

ways just to check that the coast is clear because the last thing you want is

people who are struggling to drag a heavy thing running into trouble before

they see it coming so you go on ahead you cross the open platform to the

stairs that and Italy initially led you to this area you get to the room that

was filled with the gas trap and you watch as the last remnants of the gas

dissipates that does not appear to be anyone in here there is an exit to the

northwest of the room and that is up another flight of stairs towards the

bridge I call back that the gases dissipated and the room appears to be

safe now I'll take up the rear so I will walk

behind the eggs basically so that on the option something tries to sneak up on us

I can shout out despite carrying an egg straw is effectively taking the lead

he's just behind Toby hey there friend you look like you need a coffee why

don't you take a quick moment to sit down throw the kettle on get yourself a

hot steamy brew and in the meantime here's something just a little bit

different I believe that role-playing games are art specifically role-playing

games are theater which means theater artists are natural role players they

want to be entertained I'm gonna give them a shot with my iron Emma tricorn

hat life's a game the world's our stage and we're merely role players merely

role players a podcast where dramatic people play role-playing games hosted by

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some guys are still holding the egg this stairs leading out of the fungal Grove

collapsed because someone stepped on them at some point

Toby's just a walking disaster be nice let's move they actually create very

convenient and sort slippery given the coverage of fungus slope which you can

drag the eggs up and you find yourself on the platform leading to the exit of

the cave no leaving was a lot quicker than entering who's leading at this

point it would still be me wind it's and sweet you don't hear anything at all

it's really really quiet I wouldn't have expected to hear much for outside the

cave because the last is the wind rushing from the outside and rushes in

from the entrance and you hear that rattling around anything hmm

well the only ones there with a can COO before we went in but where you're

standing right now there is a path to the left as well as the entrance to the

case and the path to the left is what leads to the fork and the fork had two

rooms one had the doom singer in it and the other doctor said there were a lot

of people in there I conveyed that it's scarily quiet but we should just get out

I mean I can send us out of the cave and he'll be able to see things if it's

quiet in here I'm still a bit worried about what might be out there

I think sending ours out is probably not a bad idea

yes it's quiet thing unless it's still like dark outside then no I'm sure what

time is know also if it's okay when we get out look for a cache of some kind

dragging these outs all about the greenness that's gonna be a pain tents

and stuff left behind so it might be prudent to find somewhere to take a rest

and then try and see if there's a car or something yeah I was probably good idea

you probably have lost all track of time you've been in a cave for at least a

couple of hours but from where you're standing right now you can see out of

the cave or at least you can see the sky and it does look dark out hmm

I'm gonna send us out of the cave someone's bound to have noticed that

we've gone given how easy it was to get out because

of how little you left behind I would assume someone has noticed you

have been through yes I just don't want to walk into an ambush outside there's

nothing outside and I'm quite happy to just get the fuck out and boss can you

fly on ahead for me and make sure there's no one absolutely no one outside

waiting for us I do my best good boy go on take care of yourself I

will stay right there whoa boy Thanks well I'll stay right here okay oz

takes off and carefully flies out of the cave oz flies around for a bit I even

see those taken folks no one here at all I turn to the rest group according to Oz

is no one out there not leave them can COO they were there before I vote we

leave before that changes I vote that's hella suspicious but also

we should leave well we should probably make a move get outside see if we can

find anything to make pushing these eggs easier yes I'm sure that's something

lying around they use those cards to bring the loot back to greenness do you

see any of those I can't unless you want they may have just taken it with them

when they took everything else I suppose we can have a look though no harm in it

although how we would drive such a thing I'm not sure they did have forces and as

we've previously established none of us know how to use those we will be the

horses

so what's by you guys just gonna head out of the cave or maybe one at a time

first quickly and quietly I'm thinking maybe one of us or two of us should go

first and then if we can confirm it's as clear as we can tell then the others can

follow the signal but I I will go with you because Merrin and Auerbach were

helping with the eggs anyway unscrews carrying an egg and doom singer just

wouldn't and I can't see in the dark no we'll probably be at the back exactly

I Gotoh be sneaking but being as quick as I can at it as well yeah same okay so

the both of you split off from the group and stealth towards the entrance of the

cave and you take I besides you split you scrape along the

sides of the walls and you come out to the entrance of the cave looking out

over the remnants of the encampment the previously lecounte fire is burned out

and the smoke rising from it indicates that it was probably put out relatively

recently but it's a meal at night at a casual glance everything looks fairly

clear you don't see anyone from where you're standing

Toby's not quite satisfied it looks clear but they're all in a bad way and

he doesn't really want to take any chances I crouched down as I leave

trying to make myself as small as possible with all six feet of me

crouched walk out of the cave looking around as I do where are you looking so

if you're scouting it's not completely empty there are some tents how far is

the nearest one from the cave entrance the closest tents of the area would

probably be closer to about hundred foot is there any other kind of cover no this

is a pretty blank area except for the giant tree that was in the center of the

camp and the randomly ANSYS past tense in that case I just walk over to where

the Kangoo campfire that they had the campfire was pretty close I'd say it was

64 so towards the northeast trying to keep as much of an eye on my

surroundings as like can I crouch walk over to that campfire since it's closest

and take a squinting as I look around trying to see if there's any movement in

the camp can mix take a rock I assume there's a couple maybe around outside of

the cave and throw it just as far as you can to see if it landing gets a reaction

of anything and throwing it away from the direction Toby went in because the

last thing she'd want to do is calm Toby out you just want to throw up yeah I

want to throw a rock not just money to throw a rock

you throw real good you just throw that rock it goes real far and lands

somewhere in the camp Toby you can't see anything from where you are you don't

see any signs of movement looking around the camp area doesn't appear to be any

signs I'm still worried but I'm relatively satisfied so I give mix a

thumbs up that it's safe and the others should follow in that case I will convey

to the rest of our party members so confident that you guys have scouted

sufficiently oh and say confident

satisfied that you have at least covered your bases and there's a pretty good

chance probably there isn't any ambushed lying in wait inside this camp or

anything you all make your way out into the camp Toby from your position you

hear small soft impact noises not entirely unlike the sound of an adult's

humanoid landing in grass all around you torches like well shit and begin to

close in as you look up and see stepping out from a tent in the centre of the

area what looks like an elf wearing a long cloak as they begin to walk towards

you and your group and the bearers of the torches close in quite quickly

forming a very wide ring between the walls and the area in which you stand I

knew getting in that cave was too easy I knew it I was gonna crouch down low

behind the egg I'm gonna stand up in front of the egg and try and hide it

behind me this is what my speech puts the egg down behind him so know

what I back up when I start preparing elders blast with anyone tries to attack

the elf looking figure that as in the center of the camp continues to walk

towards your position do you feel accomplished the figure in front of you

you can see more clearly now in the torchlight being held up by the group is

a half-elf female who is half red dragon born and she has a vicious-looking red

scale pattern that my her face quite distinctly I could use

people like you what are your services worth wait who

are you she turns and smiles and her teeth are sharp and pointed and there

are a lot of them I'm asking the questions for now and you notice in the

torchlight that her robe is visibly a rich and deep purple I believe there's

been a misunderstanding you see I was delivering them too and I'll just be

stepping over here now oh no you don't that's enough of that that's really not

necessary come tell me what are you worth well it depends on who's asking

she does a small bow are you well I mix it's a lovely name I believe your

friends are carrying something that belongs to a friend of mine and what

friend of yours is this she points upwards and you hear it's the great

beating of wings and air pressure comes beating down and a dark shadow despite

the night's briefly blots out the light of the moon as it soars across the camp

they're very close to hatching you know you should not have disturbed then might

belong to your friend but what do you have to do with it as I said I'm the one

asking questions I believe I have you at somewhat of a disadvantage that's what

you want us to think isn't it she looks briefly taken aback am I missing

something here I don't think I'm missing something here

she's definitely missing something you're an interesting one what say I

recruit just you you come over here or take care of your friends you turned the

eggs to weather belong and you'll be just fine no very

well and on trust people like you so the eggs are your lives we're not giving you

these eggs they don't belong to you as you wish and she turns around and starts

walking away from you snaps her fingers and you hear the great beating of wings

as Lenin flies overhead the guards make no moves to move away

they just lower their weapons and hold them in anticipation oh wait

really oh my god someone closer to him slap him please if I wasn't busy trying

to hide the eggs behind me even though they're clearly not hidden

I would definitely slap him turns around I'm gonna carefully back into the cave

as you start backing into the cave you hear lands heavily on the ground above

it slamming his claws into the ground and the cave behind you begins to

collapse well there goes that so it's right above us

he is directly above you 15 foot above the cave entrance slamming into the

ground and it's not a complete cave-in but there are chunks of ceiling

collapsing down and it's being made very clear that he is more than capable of

collapsing this I look up I just put my hand up medicine stopped we have two

progeny

there's no language coming from him at the moment it seems to all just be there

oh great how fragile of these eggs I investigated before Oh God fragile they

are they seemed really sturdy very tough so could they withstand a blow from the

mace you don't know that's gonna tense a dragon and do everyone basically and

just say well for the aggressive for someone whose children we are holding

don't suppose he'll be a good move for them to attack us and I'm going to stand

very close to the egg Whitman are you saying it quietly to the party

nope I'm declaring it out loud to everyone one that steps forward look you

really don't

if you care about our best interests I care nothing for you I do care about

these children and their future but you're right I care nothing for you

however and she points up at the dragon screeching and roaring above you would

not be wise to pursue this course of action why can't we speak with him he's

spoken to us before we know we can communicate why what's happening she

ignores your question I'm gonna maintain eye contact with the dragons while

slowly grabbing Moran's mace I'm standing menacingly and closer to the

egg and I've carefully say in draconic get us out of here

through these cultists over them any other way and you will have your ex back

a five-foot bolt of lightning gouges out the earth next to your feet in a 90-foot

line so it starts by the wall and charges away from you down the line of

the camp lasting right through one of the cultists but it appears to be very

clear that the Cultus was not the intended target

it was simply sending a very clear message or at least as clear as it could

be unless one else was going to do anything to try and stop me I'm gonna

gently wrap on the egg with a mace and then I'm gonna try and prep an attack on

the egg in reaction to anything attacking me and then I'm just gonna

give it another chance don't think that's a

it's a gentle rub my plan to actually smash it my death looks up I really

think I say in comic and loud enough that the dragon can hear me we have no

problems with giving the eggs back to the dragon we just don't want to give

them back to you that isn't the conversation we're having now is it not

the conversation that I'm having view but as stated we made a deal with this

dragon previously we're quite happy to it what uh snaps her fingers okay as I

said that's not the conversation we're having might have done something to the

dragon since we spoke to it I'm getting that impression I look at the dragon and

I'm just gonna Scheldt around all of us well shit oh shit you are looking up at

lethen as you scream this not really knowing what it means and as you look

into the eyes of the dragon you see that its face is almost completely glazed

over and you recall back at the keep lemma 'then was saying something about

power power over him progeny and when you guys were asking why I couldn't do

anything about it it kept insisting that something had

power of him as you scream out this word the glaze over the dragon's eyes

disappears however briefly and it turns and it almost seems to smile and you're

paying attention meirin as its eye is focus on you once more as it bends down

from the perch on these stone walls above you bears its teeth and opens it's

more as you watch a glow of radiant blue energy build in its throat as it surges

forwards striking out into the mate

thanks for listening that's all we had time for this week before we hit our

outro thought I'd include a couple of outtakes that you might enjoy

that's where we're gonna win this session stow it you don't know if you're

dead or alive

all I want to do is take the egg babies and walk away and raise them in a nice

field where there's no bad guys mix can't have a pet dragon can to Toby

feels very very nervous about that but think of all the places we could go if

we had a dragon how would we feed it goats and stuff right I mean dragons

probably away so picky

I don't know join us next week for the final episode of season 1 episode 20 the

end of the storm the something you heard at the beginning of this episode was

extravaganza by TRG banks and the Sami are now hearing is while you are here

but handing satellites thank you so much to all of our listeners who have done

with us this far we hope you've enjoyed the ride as much as we have until next

time travel safe and remember the scales of justice are his view always

you

you

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Elf in a the dark - Duration: 0:59.

Please don't forget to like, comment and subscribe and I will see ya'll in the next video!

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Joo Ji Hoon turns into a murderer for 'Dark Figure of Crime' movie poster - Duration: 1:09.

'Dark Figure of Crime' has revealed their first movie poster.The movie had originally been rated PG-19, but has since then re-edited to be instead rated PG-15

It is based on a real story that happened in Busan, where murders were never reported, bodies were never found, and investigations never happened

SEE ALSO: Joo Ji Hoon being considered for the leading role in drama 'Item'Joo Ji Hoon plays the killer in jail who confesses to 7 more murders, while Kim Yoon Suk plays the detective that chases the leads that Joo Ji Hoon confesses to

 The movie will open in theaters in October. Joo Ji Hoonkim yoon sukDark Figure of Crime

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dark rp is dark - Duration: 2:11.

* phases of the Moon in programming of CPPM *

* weather on Mars in programming of CPPM *

Nickname: spermdog

*doesn't care*

Just not on.. (spawn)

*suicide with a physgun*

Fluttershy_from_ghetto.avi

Medvedev, where is the money? (Medvedev is chairman of the government of russia)

Where is the money? (Medvedev is chairman of the government of russia)

"I dont give a fuck" (Medvedev is chairman of the government of russia)

(Medvedev is chairman of the government of russia)

*derped physics*

*If it was sandbox, speed would be greater, but this is glitchy dark rp kek

*there is Alt + E for this

Deagle -->

*ratfucked* (or stolen, idk)

* seized the garage *

be afra..(id)! (my translating skill sucks xd)

(my translating skill sucks xd)

AAAa

Thief!

That was hurtful.

FOCKING

FOCKING LAZER

FOCKING LAZER SOIGHTS

*Random guy changes his name to names of other people + random number

*shit-admins at work*

you will not find normal guy nowadays

I wish we had a gay club~

*dying scream of schoolkid* (*death* originally)

*dying groan of schoolkid* (*death* originally) [EXPLOSION!]

*HL1 shadow*

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